𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕗𝕥 ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤
Oscar Piastri x Horner!Reader
Miami and Imola bring new challenges to the grid. Challenges such as finally initiating the romance part of your potential relationship- oh and being on the podium with your ex-teammate too.
Warnings: swearing ig? idk my usual warnings apply (ALSO REALLY BAD TEXT MESSAGE EDITING LMAOOO)
you're crazy if you can see dates on the tweets (/hj)
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MiamiGP
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redbullracing #MiamiGP the RBR Admin is in love with you 😍
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gerihalliwellhorner I'm convinced that Miami loves you too, Darling 🥰🥰
-> redbullracing please don't embarrass me while i'm working, Mum!!
-> gerihalliwellhorner Oh you do that well enough on your own
user4599 Thank you for feeding us with all the #OP81 content we could need 🫡🫡
-> redbullracing ofc! I have to use my power for something right??
maxverstappen1 This is Max Verstappen erasure 😒😒
-> redbullracing anyone ever tell you you're a massive baby??
-> maxverstappen1 not to my face, why? did you hear something?
-> redbullracing only thing I can hear is you whining
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redbullracing Here's Max ig 😒
(shoutout to victoriaverstappen for giving permission for me to post Luka. u a real one fr)
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victoriaverstappen Always happy to give you posting privilege 🫶
-> redbullracing Admin is in love with you 😳🫶
maxverstappen1 thanks 😑
-> redbullracing yw 🥰😊
oscarpiastri Luka is clearly the best Verstappen out there
-> redbullracing right?! the only one that comes close is his mother fr
-> victoriaverstappen what a coincidence haha, Luka says you're his favourite rb driver 🤭
-> maxverstappen1 I'm still his favourite uncle tho right??
-> victoriaverstappen welllllll.......
-> victoriaverstappen "Who's your favourite uncle, Luka?" "UNCLE OSCAR!!"
-> maxverstappen1 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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3 days later
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yn.horner Everybody welcome the newest #PaddockPet
✨ Honey-Lemon 🍯🍋
(go follow her account misshoney.lemon 🤭)
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oscarpiastri was gonna say something clever, but Honey-Lemon is just too cute for me to think
-> yn.horner she has that effect on cute boys
-> oscarpiastri does said cute boy have an effect on Honey's cute mum?
-> yn.horner maybe 🤭
-> user3216 chat is this real?
-> user8569 1st of all: excuse me? 2nd of all: EXCUSE ME?!
-> user 4568 ooooo i am SO HERE FOR THIS
user5421 OH MY GOD SHE'S ADORABLE
user2268 following Honey-Lemon's acc RIGHT NOW
-> misshoney.lemon You're a 🍬🫀 (get it? sweet-heart??)
-> user4568 we've only had Honey-Lemon for 10mins but if anything happened to her I would k-ll everyone and then myself
ImolaGP
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redbullracing In honour of #Lestappen + Oscar on the podium (again), here are some pictures of Admin's favourite F1 drivers past and present :D
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user6548 Admin must have a thing for cunty drivers
->redbullracing 👁️🫦👁️💅💅
-> user6548 you and me are the same
nicorosberg I'm flattered 🤭
-> redbullracing Love you King 🫶🫶
oscarpiastri Why couldn't you pick a cunty pic of me too?
-> redbullracing listen man, sometimes the fans don't deserve the fan service y'know??
-> user5589 DOES THIS MEAN ADMIN HAS CUNTY OSCAR PICS???!!?!?
-> redbullracing ADMIN HAS THEM AND IS HOLDING THEM HOSTAGE
sebastianvettel I'll reply for both Kimi and myself.
-> sebastianvettel I'm honoured to be considered one of your favourites :)
-> redbullracing ok that was you, what's kimi's reply??
-> sebastianvettel 👍👍
-> redbullracing idk why i expected any different
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Here we go, as promised!
(not even joking, planning this and having people ask abt writing for others in f1 has given me so much motivation, this is great)
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Soft Launching Toto
Synopsis: OC SeleneVanderburg x Toto wolff
soft launching toto but the paparazzi had other ideas
Tw: age gap, hate comments
Beautiful divider by: @chaeflim.
SeleneVanderburg
SeleneVanderburg: Thank you for the invite @mercedesamgf1
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mercedesamgf1: 💙
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Landonorris: come to McLaren
↳ seleneVanderburg: No.
↳ oscarpiastri: Please selene, i'll get you TimTam's.
↳ seleneVanderburg: Only for you sweetie.
↳ landonorris: Wow, now I know who the favourite is 🖕
↳ carlossainz55: Yeah obviously not you.
carmenmundt: pretty girl 🥰
↳ seleneVanderburg: And look who's talking. if George doesn't marry you I will.
↳ carmenmundt: Do it, I dare you
↳ seleneVanderburg: done bbg.
↳ georgerussell63: i'm gonna die single if you keep stealing my girl Selene
↳ landonorris: your anyway gonna die single, mate
↳ seleneVanderburg: look who's talking, Mr DJ.
↳ landonorris: Please stop bullying me
↳ seleneVanderburg: No.
↳ landonorris: bitch🥰
↳ seleneVanderburg: hoe😘
↳ carlossainz55: I do not understand your friendship
↳ georgerussell63: me either mate.
user67: oh to be her
user89: Omg is she friends with Lando and Oscar
↳user4: Yes, but Lando and selene are family/childhood friends.
lewishamilton: It was so fun today, thank you for helping us prank Bono
↳ seleneVanderburg: Haha, it was my pleasure. but I don't think i'm allowed into the Mercedes garage again.
↳ carlossainz55: it's ok, come to Ferrari
↳ danielricciardo: No come to RB
↳ seleneVanderburg: no and no, I'm a Mercedes girl through and through
↳ georgerussell63: HAHA sucker
user44: Lewis? pranking BONO?
user5: she's so pretty
user66: nepo baby 🤮
user99: she's so cool
user12: mother
SeleneVanderburg
SeleneVanderburg: To my man, thank you to my man. 🤍
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Landonorris: And who is that man?
↳ seleneVanderburg: Nun your business, lan.
↳ landonorris: BUT, I'm your best friend. I deserve to know.
↳ seleneVanderburg: say's who?
↳ carlossainz55: say's who?
↳ danielricciardo: say's who?
↳ oscarpiastri: say's who?
↳ landonorris: I'm telling mom
↳ seleneVanderburg: loser
user1: Omg the soft launch
user9: damn she really is getting the princess treatment.
georgerussell63: who could it be, hmm 👀.
↳ landonorris: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!
↳ seleneVanderburg: Nothing. Right? George
↳ georgerussell63: yup absolutely nothing
user6: George spill the tea pleaseeee.
↳ georgerussell63: I don't want to die.
↳ seleneVanderburg: I have trained you well
↳ georgerussell63: yeah all the beating me when we were growing up helped.
↳ landonorris: YOU TOO? why are you so violent selene
↳ seleneVanderburg: shut up both of you or i'm going to take both your seats.
↳ landonorris: and do what with the other seat? huh
↳ seleneVanderburg: and give it to Carlos
↳ carlossainz55: at least someones considerate huh Lando. Thank you Selene, we have now become besties.
↳ landonorris: @seleneVanderburg Homie stealer 🖕
SeleneVanderburg
SeleneVanderburg: Like'em Tall, Dark and handsome
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carmenmundt: He's so lana coded
↳ seleneVanderburg: I know right.
↳ carmenmundt: and that third pic🤭. Marry me
↳ seleneVanderburg: I wish I could but He said no ☹️
↳ carmenmundt: 😤 Damn it. ig i'll stick with George 🤮
↳ georgerussell63: Aw love you too babe 😍
user33: carmen and selene are fr dating while George is the side piece
user94: I KNOW THAT BACK, it gotta be Toto
↳ user52: I know right, timeline makes sense
user12: THE MESSAGE
↳ user92: Lord when is it my turn?
↳ user13: it so HAWT
Landonorris: Scandalous.
↳ seleneVanderburg: shut up.
↳ landonorris: bitch
↳ seleneVanderburg: Hoe
↳carlossainz55: language
↳ seleneVanderburg: Ok captain america
↳carlossainz55: but I'm from Spain.
↳ seleneVanderburg: HAHA, Lando come get your man
↳ landonorris: I never met this man in my life - Loki
↳ seleneVanderburg: Noice one.
↳carlossainz55: Qué?
User86: Lando and selene bullying Carlos is what I live for
↳user41: and he so confused lmaoooo
georgerussell63: hmm he looks familiar
↳ landonorris: Ikr
↳ user9: TELL US.
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user5: I knew it.
user8: crying my eyes out but i'm happy for them
user34: damn this sucks for them. she was soft launching him on insta
↳ user69: yeah and it's such an invasion of privacy
↳ user91: Toto is throwing his headphones right now.
↳ user69: Rip headphones
user75: Mercedes Pr team aren't getting any sleep today
user15: she really took that Mercedes comment seriously.
user66: Ew another gold digger
user98: Is this true???
user69: Damnit, I wanted toto
user23: NO WAY, she's way to young for him
↳ user3: how old is she
↳ user23: 26
↳ user3: oh damn
user11: she's so pretty
user98: we lost our queen to Toto Wolff, hope he knows how to fight
user6: Nah that's disgusting, he old enough to be her father
↳ user10: I know right ew.
↳ user23: They are both adults in a consensual relationship, it doesn't matter.
user8: she must be with him for money
↳ user18: didn't you read the headline?
↳ user16: she doesn't need to, she the heiress to a conglomerate. she's as rich as Toto.
User22: damn people so jealous of her
SeleneVanderburg
SeleneVanderburg: To the paparazzi that invaded our privacy, check your mail, B*tch and fuck you for running my soft launch.
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TotoWolff: I love you, Libeling
↳ seleneVanderburg: Love you too, amour ❤️.
user5: OMG, there are so cute
user2: Mother is mothering
landonorris: MY EYES!
↳ carlossainz55: Shut up, muppet. I've seen worse 😒
↳ seleneVanderburg: LMAO, you got exposed Lando
↳landonorris: how could you Carlos, HOW COULD YOU!
↳charles_leclerc: @carlossianz55 your sleeping on the sofa tonight mate
↳ carlossainz55: I know 😭
↳landonorris: at least he knows
user4: I don't know if I want to be with her or be her.
lewishamilton: Congrats guys, I'm glad you're there to keep Toto calm and us safe from angry toto
↳ georgerussell63: 🫡 doing gods work
↳seleneVanderburg: He's not that bad guys
↳landonorris: Tell that to the headphones
↳seleneVanderburg: 🫢 Rip
user39: damn someone is getting sued.
danielricciardo: is Toto just looking at your leg. Man is WHIPPED.
↳landonorris: Lmao I know right, it is so funny
↳seleneVanderburg: it was more than just looking, sweetie 👀
↳landonorris: Ew.
↳danielricciardo: Ew.
↳carlossainz55: Ew.
↳charles_leclerc: Ew.
↳ georgerussell63: Ew.
↳ oscarpiastri: Ew.
↳seleneVanderburg: Y'all just jealous I get my world rocked every night.
↳seleneVanderburg: Also, Toto just asked me what Dani meant by whipped
↳landonorris: HAHA Boomer
↳seleneVanderburg: HEY, HE'S MY BOOMER.
Authors note: Hi guys, let me know if you liked this social media au. This is my first time trying in out so let me know, thank you.
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