#ok i'm gonna buy it brb

[stellarspecter]

one thing about me is i will be making purchases

#someone talk me out of buying the tiktok water activated eyeliner palette i already have so much eyeliner #but i only have pencils i could be so sharp and precise with a brush.... #that i would need to BUY because i don't have any!!! #and like i'm the only one who cares this much if my eyeliner matches my outfit barely anyone ever comments on it #but i do care.... i have been so influenced #i have been spending so much contemplating new piercings or tattoo imminently as well #but it's like bitch u need to save up to move out !! #being able to shoplift at cvs so often has spoiled me in my makeup wants and needs #why would i ever pay for eyeliner or lipstick again when i can just put it in my pocket and walk out #but alas. impossible to do with online only stores 😔 #ok i'm gonna buy it brb #*speaks

[swampstew]

Period HCs with Monster Trio + Law, Killer, and Kid

Ya girl is wracked with cramps, overflowing with emotions, and seriously lacking in chocolate :( enjoy this utter nonsense my blazed brain baked as I curl back into fetal position.

Summary: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Law, Killer, and Kid ranked by how they would handle themselves while you have your period. Implied established relationship♡

Minors DNI.

The worst actually. Not on purpose but Luffy's lack of awareness or self-restraint makes it difficult to appreciate his efforts. Not to mention he eats your snacks. You'd think with Nami and Robin on board he'd have some idea of what you're dealing with. Nope, you have to explain it again, it'll stick this time but it comes with another round of curious/invasive questions.

All your period comfort foods? Gone. The replacements? Also gone. You're lucky if there's a crumb of your favorite snack left over. Thankfully for everyone involved, his crew lends him a hand to make sure you're (eventually) satiated with alternatives and don't go on a murder spree during your cravings. On the flip side, Luffy abuses his power as Captain to have Sanji bring you both all the food when the kitchen is finally restocked. Good luck and bite him back if you have to!

His saving grace is using Gear 2 to cuddle and keep you warm. Giving you heated massages, foot and belly rubs until you're purring like a kitten. Unfortunately, he can only do the same thing for so long before growing bored. He needs a lot of intermittent breaks.

Has no tact, will ask you uncomfortable questions about your "thing going on" or your "comma" because he's so very curious and maybe also looking for ways to "fix you." Once he finds out about period poops, its over for you - there will be hourly check-ins. He'll make sure you're well stocked up on absorption products so there's that (also say thank you Nami, Robin and Franky)!

Zoro is shockingly adaptable but I guess if you spend enough time with one girl for two years - and also live with 2 full time - you're gonna learn a thing or two about having a period. Also, surprisingly reliable at getting you what you need, so long as you don't mind 2 hours to 2 business days to get it. Look he's trying ok?!

Be careful with what you say though. If you joke about cutting your uterus out, he'll take you at face value and have his blades ready. No one is a better slice master than he! Why is Chopper having a heart attack? BRB gotta tend to the younger bro.

Is not phased by your bodily changes or anything you might perceive to be "gross." Bodies are natural and they're just doing what they're meant to do, and for what it's worth he's trying to say things that will make you feel better but they don't always land. This comes from a guy who showers maybe twice a week so take the compliments as you will. He means them with his whole heart!

Out of all the guys, he's the only one who will respect your craving habits in a supportive way. That's to say he'll give you everything you want, but he knows when to cut you off before you make yourself sick. He also has a (terrifying) gift of knowing when your body is flushing itself out and he'll be right at your side with a tampon or pad in his hand at the ready. "I'm very in sync with you."

Ranks third because he's so fucking logical and doctorly. The kind of doctor that expects his medical advice and prognosis to outweigh your personal experience/feelings. Has Law ever experienced intense cramping and a headache while gushing a pint of blood and also pulled a full day's shift? No! "Doctoring" immediately invalid. Unless he gives you paid time off in which case his license is once again formally recognized.

On the OTHER hand, he will always have a colorful variety of options for you to take care of your personal business. He buys all biodegradable products, recyclable ones too! He also offers the best choices in birth control for you. Gynecology wasn't his specialty but taking care of his crew is so he studies and gets his license on the downlow.

Is VERY particular about his time spent and frankly, cuddling in bed isn't something he's entirely excited about. Sure he can do it with Bepo but that's like sleeping with a teddy bear you've had your whole life. Another person is different, especially one that needs his undivided attention and comfort. He'll give it and he won't complain about it, but he's not familiar with it and might be awkward at it for a time. Once he figures out what works best for you and let's himself relax around you, he's got the cuddling and rubbing your belly/lower back down to an exact science.

Questionable palate offerings when he first experiences your cravings. You had to teach him what's what when it comes to comfort eating and nutritional eating when you're in pain and your brain feels a bit scrambled from existing. Ikkaku had tried in the past to broaden the snack closet but it never stuck. With you, Law suddenly remembers to get things outside of his own personal preferences and comforts. It's comfort food for the BEPERIODED, LAW.

It's entirely because he's a chef and a well-groomed cutie that he ranks this highly. Honestly it was neck and neck between him and Law. His resume in the kitchen makes you forget about his perviness and near-infantilization of you.

You'll never have a craving unsatisfied because Sanji will go to the ends of the Earth to curb your hunger. The One Piece and All Blue can wait, his darling needs a rich, velvety chocolate mousse two minutes ago! He absolutely spoils you which may lead to overstuffing you until you feel worse than how the cramps made you feel.

Sanji waits on you hand and foot during your period. Practically carries you from point A to point B if you so wish. It might get annoying after a while if you don't like a hot blonde popping in your face every 10 minutes to offer you something you knew you needed but didn't know you needed right that second and you're kind of annoyed that he got it before you could even vocalize your own needs! Does that happen to anyone else or...? If you're into that pampered lifestyle, Sanji is the guy for you.

He wasn't around women a lot but living with Robin and Nami he did learn about products used and comfort items sought out, which he gives you in abundance. Sanji's weakness - period boobies. The slight swell has him a blubbering mess and he will always try to sneak a peek. He may or may not be able to smell your pheromones - its unclear but he is definitely sniffing you from time to time.

The clear winner out of the others its not even a joke. Is the trifecta of caring, supportive, and intuitive. The Period Manager™ everyone else should go back to their ship. No I am not biased.

Killer is the Chef of Carbo-loading but he knows his way around the kitchen and can make anything you desire at any given time. Desserts aren't his strongest suit but its the effort that makes it taste all the sweeter. You will never be without chocolate, praise be.

You've seen him so you know he knows muscles. Yours will become putty in his hands as he gently massages your aching body. With the help of low dose pain killers, Killer will slay your pain one sore muscle at a time.

Killer is so intuitive that he knows you have your period before you. Has your cubby on the bathroom countertop that includes: pads, tampons, flow-cup, aspirin, fuzzy socks, eye mask, and bottled juice. Your robe is hanging behind the door. He loves you so much.

Haha bitch you though. Kid is the true winner. Killer was the favored winner but you might have forgotten this is me we're talking about and Kid has never done anything wrong in his life ever. I support all his rights and wrongs, and I cheerlead at every speck of effort he puts in.

Where everyone else had mentors or positive authority figures to bond with, Kid had Killer - and Killer tried his fucking best. But not even someone as amazing as Killer can be a single mom and raise a mentally stable, well functioning person in society in a corrupted, gang-ruled regime. HOWEVER - Killer did teach Kid how to treat his period-having partner during their woes and Kid's success is Killer's pride and joy.

Like Luffy, Kid will definitely swipe your snacks and food because he's a greedy, greedy glutton. Prove you can bark back at him to stand your ground and he'll yield to you with a scoff and a pout. He doesn't even LIKE your snacks, he claims🙄 He'll make sure you have enough to satisfy your craving and then have a month supply in the hull of the ship just in case. This is where he'll sneak a few for himself without your notice.

Being the King of Treating Himself, Kid will generously make you things to comfort you. A weighted, heat-controlled blanket; a vibrating teddy bear that hugs your belly; a snack organizer to keep your preferences nearby; a personal cold/hot water cooler; pretty things to make you smile; dirty things to excite you for when its over; the gifts are boundless. So are the period products that he basically just steals from the other women in the crew.

“Captain you better reimburse me for those heavy flow tampons!!”

“I’m busy Quincy. Go bitch to the piggy bank (Wire) about it!!!”

“KILLER STOP THAT MAN!”

In his line of work, he's used to nitty gritty and things better left to the imagination. Also a bit grimy himself on occasion. That said, nothing your body does will ever disgust him. He rolls with whatever you throw at him. Bloodied bedsheets? He'll gently toss you and the sheets in the tub. He'll help clean out your soiled clothes. Buy or steal whatever you need to ease your comfort. Embarrassed by the way you feel or look? He'll give you a reassuring kiss on the cheek and say, "Eh, I've seen/heard/smelled worse."

#eustass kid #eustasscaptainkid #eustass kid x you #trafalgar law #massacre soldier killer #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #swampstew #swampstew bedtime stories #swampstew stories #killer x you #sanji x you #roronoa zoro x you #monkey d luffy #luffy x you #law x you

[spaceofentropy]

I was reminded of the pure delight that is the work of @shitpostsampler, and got the thought that in a modern AU Dustin would absolutely be into tumblr and shitposting, and he would totally ask his mom to put her crafting skill to good use for a gag gift to a friend.

Claudia is not sure what this stuff exactly makes reference to, but she's a good, supportive mom, and she likes that Dustin seems interested in her cross stitching, so she goes along and embroiders a little, weird sampler for Erica's birthday.

And from there, it's a deluge of personalized cross stitched things, each pattern carefully chosen by Dustin, while Claudia takes care of the rest.

Did I decide which pattern Dustin woul pick for each kid, teen, and Hopper and Joyce, either as a nice gesture or a gentle jab at the people in his life? Yes I did, of course!

(All the links are to the shitpostsampler store where you can buy their patterns, 95% of 'em being sold at pay-what-you-want prices).

Hopper - When I was younger I didn't understand why "may you live in interesting times" was considered a curse in ancient Greece.

Joyce - You will be ok. You have no choice.

Robin - Choose people who choose you

Steve - Patience my ass. I'm gonna kill something

Billy - Guide 4 teens: Tell the cops nothing. The the paramedics everything. Ur eyebrows are fine.

Billy (after he and Steve have been together and out long enough that Dustin had to listen to Steve wax poetics about Billy's ass-ets one too many times) - Be a bad ass with a good ass

Max - BRB, going feral

Mike - Momma didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

Will - If it weren't for the limitations of my corporeal form, I would have killed God and rebirthed the world in love and kindness

The rest is gonna get in a reblog because tumblr is having a hissy fit with 10 links already, it won't save the post if I try to add more... 🤦‍♀️

#silly things #modern au #billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #dustin henderson #claudia henderson #tumblr's working against me and my genius ideas #hellsite (affectionate) #(but with a bit of despair)

[bourbon-ontherocks]

bon du coup, on en parle d’adam qui supplie roxane de rester juste quand morgane le harcèle de messages ? I’m all for it plot-wise, we gotta keep the angst on high, but did he even consider… moving to paris with her? he stands less to lose career-wise. ok, c’est paris, but he could at least offer to consider the move 😂

now for the sickfic vibes… I ate it up and I’m not ashamed 😍 morgane taking care of him like he did in 205? 🪥⚠️ staying with him? adam CLUTCHING her arm to fall asleep?? I’m done for, that was too good. et qu’elle l’appelle tout le temps kara aussi, c’est trop mims 🥹🥹🥹😭❤️ brb buying a lifetime supply of boating shoes cos I’m not leaving this ship anytime soon!!

gonna go dream of the blorbos now (or whoever else, ykwim 😆). I’ll leave you with this: did you notice the credits were, once again, unkind with the placement of marie denarnaud’s name? hehehe. seeya! 🍞😘

Adam begs Roxane to stay because Morgane is messaging him and also he just hallucinated her instead of Roxane lol! he's literally asking Roxane to watch him and stop him from making a mistake, and that's like the saddest thing to ask someone ever? Nobody can be happy in this scenario, and nobody can get out of this unharmed 😭 Also this is kind of a dick move, I agree with you, he could have considered moving to Paris with Roxane (lololol, préparez-vous pour un crossover avec la 3ème DIPJ de Paris 🥹), and aksing her to give up her dream job just because he can't keep it in his pants, is, um, not cool. 😢

I'm not such a huge fan of sick fics so I didn't vibe so much with all the caretaking although I'll admit that the parallel with 205 is actually really nice. The hand-holding and arm-clutching would have been cute if he hadn't spent the previous episode ignoring her and no giving a shit about her escaping death imo, but Adam's characterization this season is giving me headaches to be honest 😠

Personally, I hate it when she calls him Kara because it reminds me of this:

And also I may have a thing for three-syllable names, I mean Alvaro/Karadec ça claque mieux que Kara lol!

I might need a new pair of boating shoes, I'm afraid I broke mine while watching the finale, would you mind sharing? 😘

Also what do you mean the credits were unkind with Marie's name??? Timothée just tattooed his boss's name across his chest and that's very normal of him, okay? 😂 (I assume the bread emoji was for the wet bread thing? lol)

#julia's adventures with the hpi anon #ask #hpi #hpi tf1 #tf1 hpi #hpi season 3 #hpi analysis #now that I'm thinking about it Adam joining the Paris DIPJ would lead to the juiciest misunderstanding of all times #cause he'd meet a certain lawyer who would look exactly like Morgane but classier so he'd instantly fall in love with her #(maybe that's exactly why Roxane didn't even suggest he move to Paris with her lol) #and the said lawyer would see a ghost from her past resurface only he's in law enforcement now #that would be... interesting

[professionalfixator]

updates below 😭

an hour and 57 minutes?? *cries in low attention span*

I'm doing this for you anne

Ooooh pretty views

This script is god awful 😭

Camping alone seems like a recipe for a murder, but at least the bears will be safer then random men

The casting of the daughter is so good because why does she look like Anne when she smiles???

Dinner with your ex husband? No thankssss

...damn there's some trauma in that relationship

"My whole merger thing just blew up?" IT'S SO PLOT CONTRIVED GUYS THIS IS A FANFIC COME TO LIFE

*pausing to laugh #1* how did she get lost the lady just told her to go and IM SO CONFUSED, did she just walk into his trailer??

Why is he asking her out within .1 second of knowing her...what in the Insta love...

WHY IS SHE STILL HERE? this is so fucking awkward, thank god she left

We're only 13 minutes in and I've cringed at least a hundred times

The screaming, mood girl

Rory is the hottest, Izzy you're so correct

Zeke is a whole vibe 👏🏼

That was the shortest meet and greet ever

"I LET MY GUARD DOWN!" I'm vibing with this music

Why is he seranding this woman he just met

She got post divorce bangs - my sister

Sis: Ohhh she doesn't like guys her own age, me: maybe she should date Nicholas Galtzine, sis: shes young at heart :)

How is he that rich? This is impossible

Sis: he's trying to buy her 😬

Sis: I love how he's giving Justin Bieber in his douche era

The art is my favourite part of this movie

"I'll make you a sandwich" Sis: *rubbing hands together like a fly* MAWAHAH MOMMY'S GONNA MAKE YOU A SANDWICH

Ex hubby storytime let's goooo

Ok I forgot to take notes because I was so invested, why was that actually kind of decent wtf

Anne hathaway the queen that you are

gotta say the second half was much better than the first, brb i'm gonna go listen to "Taste" by August Moon

#watching movies i know i won't like out of sheer boredom let's go #the idea of you 2024 #movie commentary

[go-learn-esperanto]

More proof this is the best stream to ever exist.

[Transcript:

Tommy: Dude, Phil it would- (pauses) Stay safe.

(Wilbur, Philza and Tommy laugh)

Tommy: 'cus I know we joke buy you are, you know, like, you are- I just want you to be ok.

Wilbur: Can we check on Ranboo?

Tommy: No, he's dead.

Scott: Phil, I just need to say thank you because if you weren't the older one in the group it would be me and I don't enjoy that thought. So thank you!

Philza: (Loud) No worries Scott! Any time! Give me medal now.

Tommy: You're insecure Scott? You're insecure about you age?

Scott: Thank you.

Philza: Can I have a medal please? 🥺

Tommy: Scott, do you ever worry that you'll… die alone?

Wilbur: (exhales like he was just punched)

Philza: OH-

Scott: Every day.

Tommy: I don't.

(Uncomfortable silence)

Wilbur: (sounds of pure anguish)

Tommy: Moving on-

Philza: Jusus Christ!

Scott: Brb, just gonna go cry, I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Wilbur: (still anguished) NO NO SCOTT- SCOTT-

Philza: Oh my god!

Wilbur: WHOLY SHIT.

Philza: Tommy apologise!

Tommy: No, I don't apologise 'cus I'm never wrong.

Philza: (done with this child) Oh my fucking god.

Tommy: And if I was wrong (×2)

Scott: You think I'm gonna die alone as well?

Tommy: Pardon?

Scott: So you think I'm gonna die alone as well then Tommy?

Tommy: Uh... Uh... This is getting a little... You know this is... We're just colleagues Scott.

Wilbur: Answer the man, Tommy!

Philza: (laughing) "We're just colleagues"!

Tommy: I just wanna work with you, I don't to- I'm not here to make friends. I've already gotten enough friends.

Wilbur: (snickers)

Tommy: I just- uh. yeah yeah, I mean- I don't know if you'll die alone... You don't seem like the type of guy to give another man OP so. Ugh. I don't know. That says a lot about you. That's, you know.

Philza: Scott you are very pog and will find someone, I believe. You are so cool and so fun!

Tommy: You're sat here with Wilbur who- Look Scott, let me give you advice on how to ask out Wil.

Scott: Thank you Phil you saved me from- That was almost my 13th reason. (Sharp inhale)

Wilbur: oh.

End Transcript]

#mcyt #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #philza #smajor1995 #mcc #mcc practice #transcribed #mcc 15 #suicide ideation tw

[honeybeewhereartthee]

Crystal Hearts

Prequel PT3: you and me

➽──PRE───CH18───NEXT───❥

The three of you walk in the corridor, you look at the pretty garden under the moonlight. Pausing for a moment as you heard your phone ringing.

"Oh. Excuse me." You quickly told the two, kohaku stared at your phone with wide eyes.

(Ya.. have a phone?)

(Ye...? Obviously.)

He suddenly cannot believe he don't see you use one at all! He never see you use one! How! If! He! Knew! He! Could! Contact! You!

"Sure~ sure~ it's probably your family isn't it?" The head of Oukawa let you be with your call.

"Yee. Thanks for that! Brb!" You wave your hand to form a circle and a bubble that won't let your convention be heard appear around you. But pause when you remember something. You pop the Bubble. You put the call on hold since it's just Ei.

"I forget! since your kohaku's father. Here. I Have packs of sweets for you and your family." You give them a pack of sweets. " Those are pudding and rice cake. Hopefully it would be enough. Since kohaku always said the sweets run out the next day. You guys eat a lot." You added. Thinking it's the whole family who eat all the sweets

"..." The father look at his son who won't dare meet his eyes. "Why, thank you!"

Through the past sweets are eaten by this addicted son of mine. He won't even let his poor old man have a single bite without stinging me! ' he wanna complain to his future in law but he saw his cute son pouting and poofing in anger as if seeing the look of sly of his father eyes that wanna tell his secret!

'dad better not tell! I will tell you off to main family for what your trying to do, trying to go to the other world while being drunk ass! ' he glare at him with eyes saying those.

'oh my... My own son, bullying me cause you don't want your fae to learn about you being too addicted to their sweets? Ahaha how cute. '

"Anyway. This is for Kohaku." You take out something from your space and clenching your right hand into a fist as you reach to measure kohaku fingers size and wrist with your left hand, he blush at what your doing.

" Okii. Here you go!" You unclench you right hand as you manage to perfect it. "Space ring connected to mine. Eheh." You giggle " so you can have All sweets freshly baked and made. " You carefully put the three rings. On his thumb, middle and pinky finger.

" M-MC! " His eyes widen at the sight of the rings.

" Your so silly it's just space ring. " You pat his head. " Snap your fingers and you'll get something. " You instructed.

"... Ok. " He cover his face with his other hand as he snap his finger like you instructed, a pack of sweet appear on his hand.

" That's noice! Eheh. I guess using the allowance for this whole month is worth it. Eheh. " You giggle with glee as it manage to work out

"Oh my... How sweet. Did you say yes. Kohaku-chan?" His father tease him causing kohaku to turn bloody red and glare at his father.

"W-what?!" He cannot believe his father gonna do this to him!

"Hmm? Oh... Is this about the human traditions thing? Rings are symbol of union, yes? " You obviously know that. You read many shoujo manga after all!

" Humans have odd tradition. Rings can be broken like vows of unfaithful wedded or not wedded couples.. " You pointed out. " In tradition of faes. One cannot broke it or else both of you will die... Love till death like they say~ ahaha" You casually says. "anyway, Ei is calling me." You turn around to put yourself in a Buble again.

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"... Your taste for people is very spicy, my dear son." The older Oukawa quickly says as he take a bite of the sweets, his eyes widen as he thought of something.

" Ah. That child. Really thinks this old man cannot defeat em... " He chuckle darkly as he gaze at your direction who's Rolling ya eyes because Ei just said, he won't sent allowance for what you did in the arcade and buying space rings connectors.

" What.? "

" Your fae our some Blanc on this sweets. Clearly... They think I'm quite too old to fight young people. "

"it taste normal. Through. " Kohaku pointed out. After taking one from the box you give from his dad.

"That's because your special one. You won't be effected by such buff that easily. Through I wonder where they manage to get Blanc powder. Those are rare since angels won't purify those noirs without risk of being poisoned. " his father takes another bite as his enjoying his gift from his future in law. Another plus points for being generous and ready to gift in laws!

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" Hope you accidentally sip salted tea!ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ" you curse eichi as you ended the call with him laughing like an evil Satan he is.. He just told you, your little video have gain 1 million views after he learn you trying to save someone from their fated doom ( Yua's mom)

Which is a Few hours ago, which mean in the world of fae. That damn ei posted it a second ago and it become a viral! He showed on live television! How hateful!!!

"Sowwy! I was called out by a bitch." You pop the Buble as you Return to the father and son dou.

"Oh, is it your boss? Ahaha." The older Oukawa guess.

"Idk. Probably? He orders me around cause if I don't. His gonna torment my best friend. His an angel. His probably Lucifer through." You causally says. " Stupid emperor is being annoying and pushing."

"Angel... You say... There's only one angel who's a big guy in the world of fae..." as he thinks about it, he look at you closely, his eyes widen. Suddenly thought of something and takes out stone and put it to your hand, you raise a brow. At what's his doing.

"Oh... My goodness... Kohaku-chan! You don't tell me your friend is the sleeping beauty!" He gasp in shock.

"... What?"

" His talking about core faes." You rolled your eyes as you realize, his father discovered your identity.

"Ahaha are you going to give up now, since you discovered I have unfair advantage over the fight, oukawa-san?(ʃƪ＾3＾）" You taunt him.

"No. Obviously this makes it more comedy gold in my eyes! Ahaha. How fate work in such odd way!"

He chuckle. He cannot believe his child liked another core fae! The core fae called sleeping beauty at that!

"... Your dad is a weirdo." You whisper to kohaku. "Sorry. I apologize for his oddness." Kohaku quickly says.

"Ahaha. I cannot let you win."

"sorry I'm addicted to Victory. You have to pass on trying to win against me." You pointed out.

" Kohaku-chan! Why is your taste in people such problematic?"

"Your calling me shit in front of my face? Damn." You cannot believe this old guy. "Why does his taste have to be do with me? " You rolled your eyes.

" Well, of course, my child likes you." He honestly says as he look at his pitiful son.

"DAD!!???" Kohaku gasp, he cannot believe his father would tell him off! How hateful!

" Oh?" You pause to process what he said. You look at kohaku. " You like me?" You smile, awaiting for his answers.

" No." He shakes his head.

"What a liar you are, old man!" You glare at the older Oukawa.

(You cannot have your hopes up at all! You always get rejected! How hateful! Maybe your not meant for a couple thing! How cruel fate is.)

"I don't know what I felt!" Kohaku quickly hold your hand. You look at him. "but I'm willing to see you defeat my dad in a fight! "

" What? How does that connect to, liking me. " You wonder if they have weird fetish to see their older generation gotten beaten up, before they are sure they like the person.

Weird traditions... But you cannot judge, culture and traditions of humans.

"Oh my, you don't tell them about what happened." The old man chuckle very amuse that his son left such important details when he bring you home. Maybe that's why your up to fighting him since you don't know about it.

"What?" You tilt you head on confusion.

"You defeated my child. And if you defeated me. You will be married to my son." The older man can feel his son hateful glare causing him to laugh even more.

"... That's some ...one of a kind traditions." You complimented. " Why would you want to marry someone you just meet months ago? " You ask kohaku through there's a happy smile slowly appear on your face and your eyes sparkling in glee.

"I don't k-know! I just do." He can't even meet your eyes. He become a bashful mess by how much your staring at him.

"I see!!" You nodded in understanding. "Do I knock you out cold now?" You ask the older Oukawa as you raise you fist.

"M-MC...?∑(//°∀°// )" Kohaku eyes widen as he look at you on surprised, He cannot believe your still willing to fight his father!

"Oh my, are you that into romance?" He chuckle in amusement.

"Kohaku and I are the only core fae in the two worlds... No. By default. I am the ONLY one. Kohaku is a dark fae, not core fae like me." You corrected yourself.

Kohaku's dad look bewailed at you who will cover his son real identity through a lie, you'll keep the facade till someone will find out on their own and not from yourself.

"As someone with fate as I. I wanna experience all type of love! If someone wanna romance me and ask me to marry them especially if they are cutie like kohaku then I'll say yes! Eheh!" You shamelessly says.

" Love and surprised! Life is full of surprise! Lovelife have love! In it! Love have many kinds! It's beautiful?" You were raise by someone who love, surprised and the idea of love.

"Oh my... " He was quite taken back by your oddball personality but it's a welcome one. His son really have an odd taste with people he fallen in love with.

"Do I fight you now?" You excitedly raise your fist again. "Ahaha. My. You and I would fight tommorow. It's quite late now don't you think so too? " He pets your head, your such a silly child.

"Aww. (´ε｀ ) " You pout. "Should I go back tomorrow?" You look at the two of them and the night sky. It is indeed pretty late now.

"Ah. Don't worry. There's a free room in front of my son's. You can sleep there." The older one says as he look at you before looking at his little boy who start to fidget and still have a burning red face.

" You should assist your fae, now carry on now." He says as he shhh you all off.

" Thank you sir! Ahaha. Night night!" You wave to the older Oukawa as kohaku held your hands, dragging you away from his dad before his dad would say more stuff he hides! Ah that hateful father! (`ー´)

"Night night to you dear." The older Oukawa wave you two off. He can't help but tear up. His son is growing too fast! Already brought love to be introduced to the whole family! Ah young love.

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#ensemble stars #ensemble stars x reader #enstar x reader #enstar #Kohaku Oukawa #kohaku oukawa x reader #Crystal Hearts AU #Crystal Hearts AU You and me

[nyxelenios]

Your birthday got my brain juices running,,,,,, so I'm pretty sure i already sent someone an ask about sages birthday post chapter 11 (i think it was you????) But what about YOUR birthday coming up ;-; and sage made a tiny lil grave for you,,,,he put a plushie that you gave him near it,,,,,he visits it every now and then,,,,,i don't think he'd even tell tulsi about it,,,,,,and shit how would he feel visiting a grave that doesn't even have a body for it,,,,,, i think Ozzy or evanox posted something about how sage might've gone back to bury balsam and lucan so,,,,,,do you think he put you next to them??? I-

....(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) im gunna go ahead and request some post chapter 11 smut from Ozzy for the both of us,,,,,aw shit where are my caTS-

-egg anon

ok first of all this made me feel so sad i had to lay on the floor and cry. second of all i got to this a little late because a lot of stuff happened i hope it's ok eueueue TT can i cuddle with your cats too egg because my cats don't wanna get out of their big cardboard box TT

this, for me, is really really really depressing because my birthday (18 August) is just three days after Sage's birthday (15 August). and,,, and you know how some really close people choose to celebrate their birthdays together when the dates are close to each other? what if Sage planned that, talked to MC about that? because if you ask me i'd give everything just to celebrate my birthday with Sage eueueueueue

Sage goes, hey MC, why don't we celebrate our birthdays together so we have one big party? y'know, so we don't have to worry about celebrating two birthdays in one week? (read: i'd spend every moment of my life with you, my love. each second with you is pure bliss; your presence graces me like cool water washing over me in the summer, comforts me like warm blankets on a cold winter day. you allow me to be weak, vulnerable... things i could never be around others. you're one more to love and one more to lose, but i still love you regardless. what's love without a little pain anyway, a little reminder that good things will come to an end, so one must cherish what they love as much as they can. so i'll love you while we're standing in the same place, under the same moon. i dedicate my time to us both, most especially to you, and the day the universe made you for me. i love you.)

and MC agrees with the same excitement Sage has. they run around town, buying decorations and foodstuffs and whatever else they need for the party. they even manage to convince a tavern owner to rent out their place for the big day. everything is going so well, so good... it's just a day of them running errands and scribbling down their plans and recipes and menus, but it's like heaven on earth for MC and Sage. just the two of them, excited to celebrate their birthdays.

and then chapter 11 happens...

brb gonna cry about this and hopefully make something of it later because this concept hurts really good thank you so much egg anon ily 😭💙

— cain

#nyxelenios; selene's court #egg anon <3 #sage lesath #last legacy #last legacy sage lesath #last legacy sage #sage last legacy #i think i'm experiencing brain fog #i cannot think very well for the life of me #if my mind clears up maybe i can come back with a little story #anyways i'm gonna lay on the sofa and cry now #oh sage i miss you :((

[moongoddessmox]

ok, Man Candy M update for yall. long long long

last Wednesday I was sitting in my car on break, he came out and was screaming and yelling to his mom (who also works there) about some $400+ charge that came out of his account and he doesn't know what it is, ( I think his wife did it or something idk for sure)

like hes literally about to break down crying yall, I mean, it was fucking gut-wrenching hearing him lose control and be so fucking broken over it. he was so frustrated and upset and hopeless, and he then started to let everything flow and was talking about how he can never do anything for himself, that he cant even get a haircut because his wife wanted to get one, or that he cant even buy himself new clothes. and how his son stole the last of his cigarettes and weed and his wife took the sons side, and he said "no ones on my side" and that his daughter's birthday was the next day and now he cant even get her a present. he was just so fucking broken over it. dude i was about to cry in my car hearing his voice shake like that.

i understand the feeling, i know that frustration, i grew up in it, ive lived it. so. naturally, i wanted to help. because regardless of this little crush, i really do hold him to a high regard, like, hes been nothing but kind to me and i genuinely love working with him and i appreciate what he does because every little thing doesn't go unnoticed.

so i tell Dr. A, who was working the same area as us that night, that i'm going to disappear for a few minutes as soon as my paycheck clears and i need him to cover for me. i don't tell him what im doing, because i want to remain as anonymous as i can so no one is mad or embarrassed by what im gonna do.

paycheck hits, i rush off and get supplies, and take out some money and leave it on his windshield, its only 20 minutes before lunch so im praying that it stays there.

lunch time, we go outside, i wait to see his reaction and HOMIE DOESNT FUCKING SEE THE WHITE ASS ENVELOPE ON HIS CAR.......YALL HE FUCKING DROVE OFF...........im about to shit myself, im on the brink of a fucking heart attack thinking this shit really about to fly off and be GONE

so i have to break anonymity and tell his mother that i put something on his car and he NEEDS to check before its gone.

30 minutes later, he comes back, hes not acting like he just received a large sum of money. im freaking out even more. he doesnt say anything to me. i tell Dr. A, he says something to MCM and he says "no i didnt see anything, my mom told me but i didnt notice anything" but he didnt check so im like "oh my god, brb" and run to check his car. ITS NOT THERE. i come back inside, my heart has a few beats left before its gonna give the fuck out.

Dr. A tells me he told MCM that he NEEDS to find it otherwise he will be extremely upset. so MCM walks the path he took to leave, comes back it and IS HOLDING UP THE ENVELOPE THANK THE FUCKING LORD. it was still in the parking lot praise jesus.

yall, i made this man cry. he couldn't fucking believe it, he was like "you put this on my car? are you serious?" and he started to tear up, he told me he doesn't know ANYONE friends or family that would ever do anything like that at all. and he was crying, his face was all red, and he went on and on ALL NIGHT about how shocking it was and how grateful he is, and how he "didn't know people like that existed"

and im telling him all the reasons why i did it, how great hes been and how kind and how much i appreciate him and what he does (super platonically guys, i s2g i really dont give any reason for them to think i have a crush on him, im not actually a homewrecker) and its like the first time hes ever heard this kind of thing

and Dr. A was telling me he's proud of me and that its good that i told him WHY i did it so he can hear that. and im so glad he had that reaction because i was scared of overstepping but his voice yall, it was heartbreaking hearing him out there, i only wish i could've done double the amount but not on short notice like that.

so now we're all like best friends lmao and Dr. A told me that MCM's mom and wife both cried too, and MCM showed up with a haircut on Sunday as well so im glad he got to use some on himself!

and now we're planning to have a BBQ and get to actually hang out outside of work, and i exchanged numbers with Dr. A and tonight i'm gonna get MCM's number too because we want to have a group chat with the three of us lmao (to talk but also for emergencies because my battery has died twice and MCM jumped it for me and said he'll do it any time so)

so

today, we weren't in the same area but we took our breaks at the same time and talked outside and shit, and hes so awkward lmao hes like, ya know when youre on the phone and walk around aimlessly, thats how he acts when we talk, its like bashful but hes intently listening.

and when we walked back in together, no one was talking but he turned around and smiled at me, like for whAT HOMIE YOU CANT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I'LL PASS OUT.

oh and the other day i saw his bicep, his sleeve was rolled up a little and i saw his full arm and it was flexed bc he was carrying shit and yall, fuck me uppppppppppp, arms, hands, bellies, im gonna fucking scream

oh also he was helping me with cardboard and our arms touched, ughhhhhhh sdhfslkjfhsldhl

so yeah, im like, best friends with him now basically lmfao

#rant #mox at work #man candy m #motorcycle m #dr. a

[lostinthestxrs]

ok so i was reading this fanfic and they had a chapter where Chat takes Marinette to Disneyland and honestly? it got me thinking and i could really see the squad going there with adrien buying tickets (you know, cause he got money like that) and ofc the friends protest bc "noooo adrien don't spend that much money on us!!!" but adrien just really wants to thank them for being his first friends (outside chloe) during his first year of normal schooling. and so like they agree bc it clearly means SOOOOO MUCH to him if they go. and alya and nino would TOTALLY leave adrien & marinette alone so like total #adrienette content right? (just not as awful as the wax museum situation.....) actually on second thought brb i'm gonna write this rn

#im writing fanfic now #who the fuck am i #miraculous ladybug #adrienette #ml tales of ladybug and cat noir #ladynoir #tales of ladybug and cat noir #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #nino lahiffe #alya cesaire #ladrien #marichat #mlb fandom

[smallfriendlyhamster1187]

Waytfm hype-train: @$11.87 Doki doki time motherfucker

Tormeson: We expect good, written commentary

biglawk: oh my god it's happening

Danimark: I expect great things

Waytfm hype-train: @$11.87 get the fuck in here and start playing

Waytfm hype-train: So help me god, I will ban you

$11.87: ok but i only have one hour

$11.87: one sec

Waytfm hype-train: Fuck, why are you so awful

Waytfm hype-train: Skip whatever the fuck it is

$11.87: i have a life my dude

biglawk: get your shit together 11

biglawk: jesus christ

$11.87: i have to go to UVA

Waytfm hype-train: you have a game to play, fuck your life

biglawk: how about you fucking call UVA up and tell them to wait

Waytfm hype-train: ^

Tormeson: :veryTru:

$11.87: https://www.twitch.tv/movkeyb

Waytfm hype-train: Wait, are you legit streaming this?

$11.87: not with commentary, but yeah

$11.87: since my gf is sleeping

$11.87: but if you want to follow along

Waytfm hype-train: We demand commentary here

Waytfm hype-train: Type it out

$11.87: yeah i'll do that

$11.87: but you can watch along

Waytfm hype-train: I might pop in

$11.87: hmm what should my name be

$11.87: a boat name generator says i should be "Limerick II"

$11.87: so thats my name

Waytfm hype-train: No, that's awful

Waytfm hype-train: Name yourself oby

$11.87: nah im a boat rn

Waytfm hype-train: Fucking restart the game

$11.87: fine

$11.87: yeesh

Waytfm hype-train: You're almost at sec's level of playthrough awfulness

$11.87: oh the sayori girl came up to me

$11.87: brb putting on pants irl

biglawk: i'm going to be sick

Tormeson: @secular25 your gameplay was fine I'm sorry for having mocked you

Waytfm hype-train: haha

Waytfm hype-train: @secular25 Fuck you sec, you'll never be forgiven

$11.87: this game is far improved when i think of myself as being a boat

Waytfm hype-train: I'll make that game for you

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434352582534889483/unknown.png?width=400&height=48

Waytfm hype-train: Hatoful Boatfriend

$11.87: i feel insulted

Tormeson: I want a british Sayori calling you a chav now

10: 04 AM] $11.87: =\

https: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434353085293527050/unknown.png?width=400&height=61

$11.87: fuck off main character

$11.87: you're so melodramatic

biglawk: MC is the worst

Tormeson: 0 to hate in 25 seconds flat

Waytfm hype-train: Fucking MC

Tormeson: Impressive

$11.87: who is MC

Tormeson: Main Character

biglawk: main character you dip

$11.87: oh ok

$11.87: i meet girl with large bust, named "girl 1"

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434353366458564608/unknown.png?width=400&height=183

Waytfm hype-train: That's how you know it's anime

$11.87: > this club is full of incredibly cute girls

$11.87: MC confirmed thirsty

$11.87: well, thats a given, seeing as he is a boat

Waytfm hype-train: Holy shit, I'm banning you

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434353710894940180/unknown.png?width=400&height=65

biglawk: uwu

Tormeson: :smilepls:

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434354038256173066/unknown.png[10:07 AM] Tormeson: That's the only anime emoji I have

Tormeson: I think

biglawk: i long watching 11 screenshot things

Waytfm hype-train: Everytime I see the name "Limerick" I want to just delete this whole channel

$11.87: Limerick II

Waytfm hype-train: Mes, how can you not have anime emojis?

Tormeson: I dunno, I'm not in servers that have a lot :shrug:(edited)

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434354508496371730/unknown.png?width=400&height=44

$11.87: why is everybody so coy

$11.87: "these are good cupcakes you made"

Waytfm hype-train: Motherfucker, have you read a VN before?

$11.87: gasp HOW DARE YOU

Waytfm hype-train: Also, if you wanted to bump the resolution down to like 720 or what have you, I'd appreciate it. not only is my internet carried in by carrier pigeon, but I also have a daily datacap

Waytfm hype-train: it's pretty awful

$11.87: one sec

$11.87: its at 720 and 10 fps

Waytfm hype-train: Aight, I can do doki doki powerpoints

Waytfm hype-train: Hopefully

biglawk: 11 you broke your stream wtf

Waytfm hype-train: It's at 480p now, actually

$11.87: its working for me

$11.87: oh oops

$11.87: lemme fix that

Tormeson: Eleven, my first VN was DDLC and even I wasn't surprised by this

Waytfm hype-train: Go play Saya no uta, Mes

Waytfm hype-train: stream it

Tormeson: I have exams tho

Tormeson: After exams?

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434356081435607040/unknown.png?width=400&height=32

Waytfm hype-train: You think I care about your life

$11.87: time to seduce monica

Waytfm hype-train: She's onto you 11

Waytfm hype-train: Abort game

Waytfm hype-train: Get the fuck out of there

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434356229834407936/unknown.png

10: 16 AM] $11.87: some romance going on in here

Tormeson: Monika would probably wipe the floor with you, Eleven

biglawk: you don't even stand a chance

Tormeson: And I'm not talking about her club, just Monika

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434356457534914560/unknown.png?width=400&height=216

$11.87: title screen

$11.87: stop telling me about these teacups when you've not animated them

$11.87: they just have their hands behind their back

$11.87: thats a weird ass way to hold your cup of tea

$11.87: "ah i read a horror book once"

$11.87: me_irl

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434356908489703424/unknown.png?width=400&height=27

Tormeson: I think Eleven is our world's MC

Waytfm hype-train: Yeah, Saya no Uta is kinda bad. it's a shame, because it's a cthulhu love story, basically, but cthulhu is a loli and it kinda ruins it

Tormeson: Fun fact my second VN was DDRC

Tormeson: I haven't played any other VNs

Waytfm hype-train: Oh, boy

$11.87: i have 200 hours in some anime dating sim

$11.87: but i just afk'd that for two weeks

$11.87: im not really one for VNs or animes in general

biglawk: lmao

Waytfm hype-train: No, fuck off, you don't get to say "I have 200 hours in a dating sim" and "I'm not one for VNs"

Waytfm hype-train: You shit

biglawk: ddlc was my first and so far only VN

$11.87: who tf is like this

https: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434357829168660480/unknown.png?width=361&height=300

biglawk: nic

$11.87: this girl is going to snap her spine or something

$11.87: also is there some fan thats out of shot that makes the hair billow

Tormeson: No she's just perfect

Tormeson: Doesn't need a fan

Waytfm hype-train: Mes

Tormeson: And she has a strong spine

biglawk: we're all her fans

Waytfm hype-train: Don't

$11.87: oh no

$11.87: i actually have to do something

Waytfm hype-train: You trash

$11.87: i forgot that this was a game and not just a powerpoint

$11.87: since i spent the last 20 minutes just reading the slides

biglawk: who are you gonna try to bang

Tormeson: You

Waytfm hype-train: Write your poem

Waytfm hype-train: Go go go

Tormeson: :ablobwink:

biglawk: :heart_eyes:

$11.87: monica obviously

$11.87: what the heck how does this work

$11.87: um

$11.87: time to write some magical literary masterpiece

Waytfm hype-train: Click a word

Waytfm hype-train: then click another

Waytfm hype-train: And do that until you've spilled your heart out onto a page

$11.87: > suicide

Waytfm hype-train: >picking papa

$11.87: > one girl jumps up and down excitidly

Waytfm hype-train: hmmm

$11.87: i have daddy issues, ok?

Waytfm hype-train: You have no idea

Waytfm hype-train: Yuri is trash-tier, just so you know

Waytfm hype-train: Natsuki is like a worm crawling around on the ground

biglawk: delete tihs

Tormeson: Yuri is trash-tier only if trash-tier means top-tier

Waytfm hype-train: My girl Sayori floats above like an angel though

$11.87: hmm mr "oh jeez whats a 'book'" is now effortlessly flirting

Waytfm hype-train: You're a fast learner

Waytfm hype-train: There had better be A)voice and B)a saved VOD when you finish this game after you're done with your other stuff

$11.87: hmm, i can probably record

$11.87: but rn my roommates are loudly watching something else

Waytfm hype-train: Eh, this first hour probably doesn't matter so much(edited)

$11.87: also yuri sure seems to be a datelet

biglawk: explain this word

$11.87: she is very ungood at being subtle

$11.87: she's bad at flirting

Waytfm hype-train: Have twitch save your past broadcasts, though, if they don't already

$11.87: i think the bigger question is "what sort of chad am i where so many people are tripping over themselves to date me"

biglawk: big booby goth tho

$11.87: they only do that if you have enough subs or something

Waytfm hype-train: That is a big question

Waytfm hype-train: I don't think they do?

$11.87: also brb im getting some water

$11.87: my recording software can probably do that

Waytfm hype-train: Haven't really looked too much into that

$11.87: " i just happened to buy two of them"

$11.87: hmm that was a bit heavy handed

Waytfm hype-train: You ain't seen shit

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434360808248442881/unknown.png?width=400&height=37

10: 34 AM] Waytfm hype-train: Buckle up motherfucker

Waytfm hype-train: Quit ruining my posts, 11

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434360967158300682/unknown.png?width=400&height=30

https: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434361015996645376/unknown.png?width=400&height=36

$11.87: > implying that the MC being a doofus will be a surprise twist

biglawk: but who is the real MC

$11.87: oh no

$11.87: stop bullying me

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434361467806941200/unknown.png?width=400&height=184

$11.87: :thinking:

Tormeson: >LimerickII

I might just delete this channel

$11.87: i told you, im cosplaying as a boat

Tormeson: Hmmm

biglawk: why delete this whole channel when you can just delete 11

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434361939792101376/unknown.png?width=400&height=36

$11.87: this some tasty smut

biglawk: lewd

Tormeson: Don't make me use this

https: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434362150668992512/Capture_2018-04-13-10-39-46.png?width=194&height=301

$11.87: > sorry i didn't know you were self concious about that sort of thing

$11.87: you fucking idiot MC

$11.87: brb getting water

$11.87: back

$11.87: oh no its decision making time

$11.87: who should i show my poem to

Tormeson: Who's your fav?

Waytfm hype-train: Gross

biglawk: decision time

Waytfm hype-train: No one wants you to whip out your poem

$11.87: ill show it to my waifu, monica

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434363648316538902/unknown.png?width=400&height=78

$11.87: this game is not good at being subtle

Waytfm hype-train: Your face isn't good at being subtle

biglawk: i hate you and your boat

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434364023979638804/unknown.png?width=24&height=300

$11.87: i like how this is handdrawn

$11.87: like, is that canon?

Waytfm hype-train: ?

$11.87: did monica actually draw this little slide thing on her paper

Waytfm hype-train: lol

biglawk: yes

biglawk: what do you think of her poem

$11.87: :shrug:

Waytfm hype-train: Monika's poems are shit

Waytfm hype-train: Natsuki has the good stuff

$11.87: roni just shouted "yuri is best girl"

$11.87: so i know who her waifu is

Waytfm hype-train: Roni, shut the fuck up

Waytfm hype-train: We're trying to have a moment here

biglawk: based roni

Tormeson: Roni is right

Waytfm hype-train: I'll ban all of you

Tormeson: Tell her that she's right

Tormeson: :(

Waytfm hype-train: I'll corrupt 11's game so he can't play anymore if you keep poisoning his mind

biglawk: i would be banned a million times for yuri

Waytfm hype-train: You will be

biglawk: oh no

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434364791575019521/unknown.png?width=400&height=41

$11.87: thats some good mind reading MC has

$11.87: then again he's a boat so pretty much any action he takes is impressive

Waytfm hype-train: Go play hatoful boyfriend

$11.87: the fuck is this shit

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434365292391563286/unknown.png

$11.87: this reminds me of that joke with the table

Tormeson: :tharking:

Waytfm hype-train: Flicka flicka

$11.87: why cant i tell what my poem is about

$11.87: it is just a bunch of random words on a piece of paper

Waytfm hype-train: Yeah, you're a pretty shitty poet

$11.87: hm this poem is the best imo

$11.87: its not 2deep4me

$11.87: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

$11.87: this poem is so trashy i love it

$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434366555699019788/unknown.png?width=249&height=301

biglawk: way is going to ban you

Waytfm hype-train: Listen here you little shit

Tormeson: I'm not a Natsuki-boi but I actually like that poem

$11.87: > i dont get an option as MC to trash on her poem

$11.87: whats even the point of playing tbh

$11.87: anyway i need to head out

Waytfm hype-train: Yeah, you'd better get the fuck out of here

$11.87: i'll have my laptop so i can remote access if i have any downtime

$11.87: but i won't be able to alt tab as easily to give comments

Waytfm hype-train: Commentary is paramount

Tormeson: :ANGERY:

biglawk: just wait until you're back home

Tormeson: ^Way rn

$11.87: oh god i can't wait to get 0 sleep tonight

$11.87: im not bringing my bed

$11.87: so its blankets and floors for me and roni

Tormeson: >having a bed

You fucking bourgeois scum

(napkin) i might miss your msg: who is roni?

Tormeson: Eleven's gf

(napkin) i might miss your msg: understandable

[survivorbouvetisland]

Episode #4/5: “I'm just lying and making a big deal about things because it is funny”- Bodhi

Bodhi

I don't know what is even happening I'm just lying and making a big deal about things because it is funny

Roxy

Im aolot inactive. Lmfoa

the serious confessioanl didnt uplod :/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NesmOdGOnX4

Lol thibis eric's org

Trixie 

If all goes as planned, Shea is gone! We purposely threw the comp to get you out. I just wanna say it's nothing against you as a person, I would have loved to work with you but we all felt you were going to be a problem later on so we had to send you home now. 

I feel really bad that I had to vote Zack out especially with him being a newbie. I also feel awful not letting Roxy in on our alliance. Hopefully with merge she can join us. She really doesn't deserve to get voted off so soon.

So we threw the comp yet again and it worked - Zack is out. I would have liked to work with him but I knew he'd be a vote for the other side once we merged. Nehe's voting confessional for him was BRUTAL. It makes me scared if I ever got a vote from him. We had yet another tribe swap, back to 3 teams again. I travelled through tribes and landed on Skua with basically all my alliance minus Austin. I hope he manages to stay safe so when merge comes we can reunite as the Outsiders. 

I wonder who Adelie is gonna send home, huh?

QuilLynn 

I feel bad blindsiding shea tonight, i genuinely like him and would have liked to work with him. I think the tribe swap fucked him over a bit because he picked people who were already closley aligned (like nehe+trixie, austin+zack) for me right now the safe and smart thing to do is take out shea. I do want austin gone soon though, because once we merge he'll be a huge threat because he has connections on both sides.

so that immunity was a mess. The day started out good, tribal went as planned and we got out shea and going into the new immunity we thought we stood a chance and were genuinely going to try to win, however, knowing that bodhi and kelsey are probably on the bottom of that tribe and would be possible numbers for our alliance come merge we decided to throw it and take out Zack who we believe to be a number for skua. Austin has it out for jay it seems and is looking to take out his numbers and I think he actually thinks he's running things and making the decisions. Thats fine he can think whatever he wants, but it was trixie  and I who made the Shea blindside happen and saved his ass. We OMG INSTANT TRIBAL BRB

This instant might come back to bite me in the ass rip, its messy and people still haven't voted and I think austin thinks i'm voting him

I think roxy is really buying my "innocent newcomer" act right now that i'm using to cover my ass for this zack vote. I'm hoping i can get out of this still with the trust of all my tribe members. If i had to pick one to go next it would be Ali, because that rat went to austin saying I voted him... We'll see what the future holds

This new skua tribe is the perfect stiuation! I have trixie who is my #1 in this game, nehe who i'm closely aligned with and roxy who thinks were together 100%. I really want to win these upcomong challenges because I feel like there will only be one or two votes before we merge and I want all four of us on this new new skua to make it! It would break my heart to vote roxy at this point as we already blindsided her twice at tribals and she still trusts us, so i'm really hoping it doesn't come down to that. I'm also hoping for another clue, since i have one from skua before I think getting a second clue would really help my chances of finding one of these fucking idols!

Once again my team won, I mean so far this whole game I've only been on a losing team if we threw the challenge. I know i'm going to look like a threat come merge but i'm kinda looking forward to it. I'm hoping I can still use my innocent newbie "idk what i'm doing" act to get people to trust me, but I know eventually they'll want to take me out. I feel after this challenge our "outsiders" alliance from albatross will be over. Austin only got 10 points in the challenge so odds are he'll be taken out next, and if he's not then I'd take that as a sign that he joined the other side and if thats the case we'll have no use for him. Part of me is hoping that adelie takes him out tonight that way we don't have to do the dirty work later, but unfortunately I think that comes with the price of losing a jury vote. 

also, nehe is really pissing me off. If we lose the next immunity idgaf about the alliance at this point I like roxy more right now and I'd send his ass home.

The tribe chat is fun and all but... Roxy, girl. Sometimes it's a bit much. Jokes  and sarcasm just flies over her little aussie head. God bless.

Jacob 

Austin be throwin'? I played the challenge for less than an hour and I still got a better score. I hope he doesn't have an idol.

Shea

Aint shit

Austin 

:)

Rig-gate is real huh

Lily 

honestly i dont even know whats going on right now. we swapped? thats cool. we're not going to tribal? rad. honestly like if i got voted out next round i dont know if i'd care that much this premerge is just so chill for whatever reason its like my natural habitat

Andrew

I think Ali is a robot. Also lily and I are lookin for an idol™

Ali

I need to merge next I don't trust these hoes

Kelsey 

My goodness...after that disaster of a video challenge, I was truly blessed to stay. I had never really had the opportunity to connect with anyone and Regan basically eliminating herself was...luck, dear, it was luck XD But then a scadulous tribe swap happens and I'm even LUCKIER!!! With a tribe of four, I feel like we totally could just slay the house down and all four people are people I'm able to bond with over something quickly. Jay was super on the Regan boat and knows that I'm not the best with speaking with people, as was the other snake picture. And Austin says he's rather close to Jay, so I'm feeling rather good if we go to tribal, not that we wi- oh, we already lost, ok. Austin says he would love to work with Jacob and I and to eliminate Jay, which doesn't sound the most predictable, but at this point in the competition, I've never made it to the top thirteen and I usually mess it up for myself when get too involved with voting and being gung ho. This time, maybe I can just take a deep breath and survive past another one...apparently, there is this "plan" to convince Austin that I'm going home which makes the pit in my stomach advance even further but...it can't be helped. I could be making top TWELVE. TWELVE!!!! I've got to just take a deep breath, close my eyes, and jump off the bridge. Let's hope I land in foam~! And THAT'S all there is to it! Bon Apetit, beh-bay~ Kelsey Mikaelson

Zack

I have had Nehe and Austin approach me for a solid three. However, I have also been approached with a solid three person alliance with Trixie and Quillyn. If I can get this group to final five, I think I would be sitting pretty. Unfortunately, that means I have to turn on my alliance I've had from day one with Shea, Roxy, and Ali. But Ali and I have talked and he's going to jump ship with me. 

So, I've had Ali, Austin, and Nehe all trying to subtly convince me to trust the others of the three. It quickly became apparent that they're all working together, or at the very least, Austin has them both wrapped around his finger. Austin also mentioned Bodhi and Jay being numbers for him on the other side. Having everyone on my tribe trust me, I realize that this is my opportune moment to make a game-changing move and flipping the vote on Austin. I convinced Trixie and Quillynn (who have offered me an alliance for the time being) that if we want to succeed at all, we need to split up these three. More specifically, take Austin out because he seems to be the main tie for all of these people. Take out the kingpin, the rest will scatter. With Roxy still trusting me over everyone else, we should have just enough votes to take Austin out. I don't like sitting around, doing what I'm told, and waiting to be taken out in the final six. So sorry, Austin. I really hope you're out this week.

Jay

Regan is going to straight up murder me for voting her out, but sorry. You blew up on Kelsey, you're going home. Sorry not sorry. Also you're just gonna vote with Austin every vote and we can't have him having more power than me :)

Hey guys! This might be my last confessional in this game. So, Austin says he has an idol and that he's playing it. So like, I decided that I'm just gonna go for voting him. The thing is, if me, Jacob, and Kelsey stick strong, and he plays an idol, one of us go. HOWEVER, provided it's not me, whoever is left from Kelsey and Jacob is still trusting of me. Which would not be the case if i threw a vote onto Kelsey and Jacob left. Tribal is starting now. Good luck to me I hope things go well.

Nicholas 

hi so im trying to win this paintball challenge so my ass doesnt get voted off. i feel like for the first time ever in a survivor game i dont fit in with my tribe and like they are going to cut me the first chance they get. oh well i guess we will see what happens. its time to shoot some bitches

Nehemiah 

So now i'm on the albatross tribe and you can say that I'm on the bottom but actually theres people on the tribe I trust. Trixie and Ali are instant ride or die homies in my opinion and so is Austin. After I helped us win the lip sync with my amazing talent Trixie and Quillyn wants to have an alliance with me and Austin as we are the outside forces I am 100% fine with this. But Ali isnt with the other side he's with me and Austin. So this is also good if we go to a tribal. So i'm set up pretty nicely.

We have decided to throw the challenge to get out Shea. I personally have no connection to shea in the form that I didn't care if we threw the challenge. The outsiders alliance of me, QuilLyn, Trixie, and Austin is definitely off to a good start. We got shea to vote Austin and Ali is on board to vote Shea. I'm in a good spot when it comes to everything. I don't know how I'm going to fare going forward in the game but I do think I'm in a very good spot and I know how to speak to people. Zack was doing the challenge all by himself. We tried to throw it and he just wouldn't but to be fair he didn't know. So i had to talk him into throwing and getting out Shea leading on the idea that if he does so Austin and me would work with him. Everything should be good tonight.

The outsiders threw yet another tribal so we can get out Zack.

After our tribal of blindsiding Zack there was in our guts either a tribe swap or merge. As you can see it was a tribe swap and ironically I ended up on a tribe with my 2 fellow Outsiders and Roxy. I lied to Roxy the previous vote but I don't wanna loose that relationship just yet. There's a good chance my new tribe can win immunity and not have to vote off Roxy but if such things happen we are 3-1 and we have the ammunition to take aim. I only fear for out other votes that we need secure which that is being Bodhi, Ali, Kelsey, and Austin. I need all 4 of them to stay safe but I have a smart feeling that ain't gonna happen. But I still stand on what I said last time in that I'm in a good spot and I don't have to do much bullshit or manipulating just yet. I showed I can be sneaky as well as cutthroat when I need to be but I'm good for now.

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