Tried to imagine genderbent Jonathan Sims and nearly had a fucking heart attack girly is so fucking hot
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Showvember season 2, this was at the end, thoughts?
i focused in on the image of airy and assumed it was a vote to eliminate and immediately voted for him but sooner realized it was a vote for a debut does anyone want to inject room temperature mercury into my bloodstream real quick
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wait hold on the fact that the gummies I take aren't illegal. like you can just buy them from a store. but can be the reason for not getting a job doesn't make any fucking sense. it would be like if they did a urine test and saw that you've eaten dark chocolate recently and you couldn't have the job. you're fired for taking tylenol 3 days ago. like what the fuck do you mean ingesting a completely legal substance in my free time is a problem. why is it any of your fucking business. they give people smoke breaks. what are you talking about.
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[ID: A redraw of the "let's talk about the mail" scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Sonder, a person with pale skin, short brown curly hair, blue eyes, and glasses, is glaring angrily at another person, mostly offscreen, and holding up one hand while another one rests on a conspiracy board behind her. The conspiracy board involves a picture of the Coin from Blaseball labeled "this bitch", a picture of a bunch of the suns from Blaseball, a logo of the sun with a blue arrow through it labeled "bad? KILL", the Welcome to Desert Bluffs logo, a picture of the Dawn Machine from Fallen London, a large piece of paper just reading "the sun the sun the sun" over and over, a piece of paper with a dollar sign on it and a smaller piece of paper below it reading "capitalism (BAD)", and many other pieces of paper with writing on them, including one with "destroya destroya against the sun we're the enemy," "the sun goes out when god explodes (harrow the ninth)," "god??", and a few pieces that are partially covered but appear to read "killed," "bastard," "i'm so cold," and simply "the sun". All of these are connected by red strings. Captions at the bottom read "Let's talk about the sun. Can we talk about the sun? I've been dying to talk about the sun." End ID.]
my mood recently and also constantly forever
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you ever get so obsessed with something that you genuinely start feeling like its hard to breathe, you start pulling your hair, kicking your legs, rubbing your face and trying not to scream and/or cry?
yup me too
what is that
why does this happen to me
why do I get so overwhelmed by things that I like
genuinely scares me a bit sometimes but at least I know I REALLY like whatever it is when this happens, makes me happy
teehee!!
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vibrating really hard me when i wanna be friends with every bdhs/homestuck ask blog ever and interact with them and be silly but also im so anxious when making friends on tumblr and talking to them in general HDOSOS help me. hel;p m e. How do you guys do it. What’s the SECRET I’ve made two-three friends on here ever WHAT THE FUCK. Literally if you think I’m cool throw ur discord my way I’m crying. Please. I’m like a pathetic wet dog over here pleaseeee talk to me pelaseeeeee
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You know what??
I deserve to be a kitty. A little cat with a pink nose and pink beans and a pretty white coat. I deserve to sleep and nap and eat and snack all day long. I deserve toys with feathers and little bells chiming inside them, and a big garden and a bigger window to watch people.
And I'll walk over to my mutuals' houses and let them scratch my chin in exchange for treats and sweet meows.
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