#oh god these are gonna be A LOT of tags

[gender-not-found-404-ao3]

Hello everyone on the WTTTbur :}

It is my ✨ day of birth ✨ today, so I got the Tism™️ running full speed in here and I'm gonna project onto my blorbos once again.

Headcanon hours let's gOOOO - Birthday edition!

Florida LOVES to celebrate his birthday and goes all in. You name it, he has it. A good barbeque, a crazy evening in the beach and a full night of non-stop party on Miami and every single club he's allowed in. His birthday is celebrated for 3 days straight and he has to take a week off after it happens cause the poor man didn't measure his own capabilities again.

California is a 50/50. If he has a party, he's going all in and he's not leaving anything or anyone out, the world must SEE and KNOW it's HIS birthday, all eyes need to be on him...

or he just disappears inside his state where not even Gov can reach out to him to celebrate in private. It depends on whether or not he feels the need to actually celebrate it.

Utah normally celebrates in private first with his wife and his kids, and enjoys spending the evening with them and doing family bonding activities (For reasons Utah isn't about to share, UNO and Monopoly are no longer allowed to be played in his birthday.) When he comes back to the Statehouse, Arizona, NM, Colorado and Nevada all gather together and make him a little party to celebrate with him too.

Most of the South and Midwest celebrate by doing a barbeque at their places and getting drunk, exploding fireworks and stuff like that. Some loose bullets too, for the heck of it.

Because I can't make something without angst, Gov doesn't even celebrate his birthday anymore. He looks at the clock, and the old calendar that has the date circled in red, and sighs as he steps up and walks away from his office chair for one second and takes a little sip from his (now) cold coffee.

"Celebration, I guess..."

... And he goes back to work again.

(If you wanna make it less angsty, pretend Gov is dragged away by Penn and IDC and he's given a very small celebration with the two of them. With his safe foods and all. Pretend. :} )

#oh god these are gonna be A LOT of tags #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt florida #wttt california #wttt utah #wttt gov #wttt pennsylvania #wttt idc #hello it is my day of birth #and therefore i shall project #i think about these fellas a lot #specially Utah and Gov #I wanna pet them before giving them the most heart breaking trauma they've ever had to go through

[foreverephemeral-art]

Results from an art request stream w. friends

#my art #oh god there's gonna be a lot of tags #rain world #rain world art #rw five pebbles #rw no significant harassment #hollow knight #hollow knight art #hk hornet #ultrakill #ultrakill art #ultrakill gabriel #splatoon #splatoon art #splatoon marina #wings of fire #wings of fire art #wof grandeur #fanart

[jestroer]

Okay boys! I promised and i do deliver, hermits in dresses today with Cleo and the boys!

#If i told you this melted my brain trying to finish it as quickly as i did #it was not in my plans for the day but oh well #the #the thwm god #i really love how they turned out i hope you lot like it as well #Just #ye #Ethoslab #zombiecleo #bdoubleo100 #clethubs #hermitcraft #mcyt #havent tagged mcyt for hundreds of years lets do it all of a sudden #see what happens #if anything #hermits in dresses! #court jester's art #court jester's dress moment #i had fun but god am i tired gonna go eat something #almost forgot YOU BETTER VOTE FOR ME BTW

[beatcroc]

pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one

adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')

#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #the noise #fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok #even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail #peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this. #but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about. #arting #pizzaposting #i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e #fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like #he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing #not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time #so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable #total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at #persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast #fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything #except for the rats.

[kagooleo]

johto’s champion and chronicler for the deity of the ilex shrine, it’s lyra!🌿

this one took me a while due to trying out different techniques (studying a Lot of art nouveau) and making a couple changes to her outfit (the details help), but I’d like to think she’s learned a lot in her journey and wanted to reflect her experience more in her champion fit

her specialty would be in fairy types and her meganium’s divergent evolution is grass/fairy 🧚🪷

and a bonus w/ the johto gang after the photoshoot!

#kagarts #trainer lyra #meganium #pokemon hgss #get ready for a bigass tag wall again HYAH #her team picks are meganium (grass/fairy + shiny!) azumarill togekiss alola ninetales gardevoir and clefable (mega evolves for fairy/steel) #terrains and high sp atk + statuses galore + her dino can cause a stronger confusion (like toxic w badly poisoned but its w/ Bad headaches) #i'll probably make changes as i go design wise for meganium but colors were inspo from sampaguita flowers #the flower's associated with true friendship and utilized in medicines or given as good gestures in various traditions and celebrations #and also bc she's 🇵🇭 babey!!!!!!!! i'm slapping all my favs w the pinoy beam and not even the dinos are safe >:] #since her dino is shiny a lot of the colors are just a few color diffs where the little orbs are + warmer tones. gotta make a ref sometime #not sure if I should tag the others bc the focus is on her. but the quartet always pulls thru for each other #i like thinking silver gets comfortable enough to be the friend that's “s'cuse you my Friend asked for No pickles” #silver in line picking up her food like “yeah yeah i know her and btw that’s CHAMPION lyra to you. YES she ordered a strawberry shake” #both of their meganiums are Best friends and silver likely uses his dino when you rematch him (and his would beee grass/dragon) #calling this piece Done though oh my god this semester has been nuts. don't wanna take any longer on a single piece or i'm eating tree bark #tumblr's gonna kill the quality on it but idgaf im Done. i need to tidy up my sheezy now

[clxckwork-sun-n-moon]

Through the eye of your seeing ring, the expression on the guardian entity's face was unmistakable - you should not have come here.

so....I have had some small ideas for an AU set after the Pizzaplex burnt down. where Y/N is an urban explorer with a love for faeries and such, and in exploring the (surprisingly overgrown) ruins of the (seemingly) abandoned Pizzaplex they find that it is very under new guardianship. turns into a fun lil romp as MXES realises this human is going to be very persistent in coming back, but might be able to help him out....

expect small bits of Fae Ruins to crop up now and again, between So Cries the Wolf and Old Forest Gods

#clockwork doodles #fae ruins au #oh god what do I tag this with #uuuuuuh guess I'm gonna pray that it gets reblogged a lot

[jamiesfootball]

Whoop, here it is!

Roy’s got a new job, a therapist, and a niece who isn’t around as much anymore. He’s got decades of anger that’s never seen the light of day. He’s got a coaching staff trying to move forward without Ted. He's got four footballers looking to him for answers, and one of them—the one that’s become a bit special to him—is hiding a ticking time bomb under goofy outfits and complaints about classic literature.

Roy’s got one month to get his shit together before the season starts.

#sooooooo #here’s the first chapter of the no longer redacted title post season three fic #it’s been years since I posted anything on ao3 and it feels….weird #this chapter was especially hard to wrangle as I had to backflips through a lot of canon stuff #and hopefully the other chapters are both better and easier #uhm. yeah #here we go #jamie tartt #roy kent #ted lasso #ted lasso fanfic #fic: oh god you’re gonna get it (you have not been given love) #previous tag: #[redacted title] post season three fic #i will tag wrangle everything to the same tag later

[nox-sssscraps]

April-June unfinished/unposted art dump!

#I was very productive during these months! a lot of stuff got posted lol #lifesteal smp #genesis smp #that first Pangi is gensmp 👍 #content smp #pangilive #not tagging Clown lol . bc wtf is that. that is not him sorry to my past self lol #oc: Radius #mapicc #ashswag #I think that’s Parrot??? idk that might be me #gonna remove that tag bc I think that’s me gjejfnenf there was a while where i sketched myself in green instead of orange #doctor4t #ok!!! first is gensmp Pangi bc yay #second and third are oc drawings <33 #fourth is me trying to physically comprehend hearing hardcore for the first time OHHH MY GAWD WOW #still cannot explain what it’s like. wow #umm then the last is doctor4t rat master armor!!! it’s so cool oh my god I love that video #nox art

[todayisafridaynight]

matrophobia

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #masumi arakawa #masato arakawa #snap sketches #oh my god im going to pass out but my tag ramble is necessary. like especially this time #i was just gonna draw his Actual mom but then i wanted to get saucy with it. also i miss drawing wolves but theres a purpose i promise #ive loved wolves since i was a kid since theyre like. family-oriented and shit. of course a lonely loser ass kid gonna think thats cool #when i think of wolves i think of family- which is what you should think of with your mom right #but a lot of people know wolves are monsters so. ysee where im goin with this one #the flowers and thorns arent Just Random i Double Promise: i snagged inspo from her flower shirt #i originally had the roses be purple to highlight that buuut i didnt want any more color aside from red #did i have anymore notes..... i dont think so. thats all i had to explain :) this is mid ik i just needed it done tho im TIRED #OH HER MULTIPLE EYES its supposed to be inspired by her necklace :) the third eye has a purpose im too tired to explain rn tho #the jo alternative was more depressing since i wanted to put emphasis on his feelings of inadequacy in that #BUT i figured hey. let me have a /lil/ happiness today right. i can do that at least let me draw that at least #ignore the fact i got more bad news while drawing this and almost abandoned it as a result but we push through :) #in any case. im subjecting arakawa to more horrors tomorrow i guess sorry king youve had it good too long. i GUESS #to round this off. Obligatory Vent Portion because myyyyy GOD. i have nightmares about my mom every night #its been that way since like. february- ive always had nightmares bout her but theyve ramped up since The Event #and for the most part i just wake up tired and despondent but sometimes the nightmares just make me wake up gasping for air #like i was TRULY just fighting for my life then and itd been a while since i had a nightmare like that #and just. coupled with how trash my months been. and now that im comm free.(dm me;) ) i figured id express the soul a bit #alright NOW im done. im pretty sure. goodnight everyone come back for part ii of. whatever this was #IM ALL OUT OF TAGS NOW LMAO THATS EPIC ok bye fr

[lighthouseas]

alright friends i'm not gonna lie i wouldn't mind if the byler kiss had will leaning in first. or like. will kissing mike first on impulse during a heated moment. and then he regrets it immediately after because he thinks mike doesn't reciprocate (even though he obviously does) because mike just stands there for a second like 🧍🏻‍♂️ before swooping in to kiss will back

#im tired doesthis make sense #anyway. just a concept #i feel like a lot of takes have mike kissing will first but im gonna be honest i think will kissing mike impulsively is more realistic #<- like. at a point where he's 90% sure mike reciprocates but he's had these feelings bottled up for so long that he can't take it anymore #and just. finds himself kissing mike before he even knows what's happening #so he has his “oh fuck” moment when mike is just standing there staring at him. Bug Eyed 🐛 #because he's fucked everything up hasn't he??? what the fuck was he thinking???? mike ISN'T like him #only for mike to crush his lips against will's like 10 seconds later and they make out sloppy #(and they're clumsy about it DO NOT FORGET THE CLUMSY OKAY) #(((GIVE ME THEM SMILING AGAINST EACH OTHERS' LIPS. ESP MIKE OKAY)))))) #oh my god i thought of smthn even better. will leaning away from kissing mike and being like “i'm sorry i shouldn't hav-” #only for mike to INTERRUPT HIM WITH A KISS oh. giggles and kicks my feet #alr we are starting to tread in fanfic trope territory and these tags are getting long. im done now #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #st.txt

[antleramnesia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all of the phighting sfoth swords and ghosdeeri phighting. why do yyou guys all share a birthday what is wrong with you

#phighting! #roblox phighting #oh my god this is gonna be a lot to tag #ghosdeeri phighting #illumina phighting #windforce phighting #firebrand phighting #icedagger phighting #venomshank phighting #ghostwalker phighting #darkheart phighting #layn says stuff

[hiorintruther]

Has anyone else here ever had a ship where for the longest time you were like “why the fuck would anyone ship that? It makes no sense!” only for the pieces to all fall into place suddenly and you’re left like “oh… oh… OH…”

#shipping #fandom #not really Blue Lock #still gonna tag cos it’s about bllk #blue lock #bllk #so uh ye I might understand Kaisagi a bit more than I used to #it doesn’t come close to bachisagi in my mind #but I no longer despise it #it’s the mutual competition enemies to lovers for me #I’ve had an arc #my mind is reeling #they’re the definition of ‘I saw you at your worst and still pursued you anyway’ #OH MY GOD #in case you can’t tell I have a lot of feelings rn #kaisagi #michael kaiser #isagi yoichi

[presiding]

formerly an essay in tags but - billie lurk. half-nameless, misremembered woman. her powers derived from the things taken from her, without any catharsis or empowerment. the rat charm, tied with deidre's hair, her lover's voice in the mouth of rats. her arm and eye, taken, given back only to cause her chronic pain, then lost again. foresight seems a cruel gift for a woman who botched the timing of her takeover of the whalers, and bet wrong when it came to delilah.

she never bore the outsider's blessing; his first visit to her was more like an assault. every other dishonored POV character gets the choice to be selfish, and for that selfishness to mean something, but billie's actions have no effect on the world at large, either, in a game without a chaos system.

some say that corvo is the ghost, but he can reach out and change things. billie's buried herself twice and come back and nothing she does seems to matter - she is less a protagonist, more a convenient full stop in the narrative.

try this: open doto, start a new game. sit in her cabin. notice how little of billie there is. even the woman she loved more than anyone has the face of another named character.

she sits amongst the assets of other games: empty canvases and a dressmaker's mannequin that wears nothing.

#billie lurk #even the wiki is wrong about her its infuriating #pulled this out of tags because fuck it #in daud's DLCs even the stories that weren't about him were about him #but billie's stories are the scrapheap. they're the stuff they couldn't squeeze in elsewhere. cheap jokes and macguffins #i'm not even roasting the devs for this i think releasing dishonored in 2016 then DotO in 2017 was a feat (derogatory) #games should be made slowly and with love #and i know that everyones talked about this endlessly #but billie is my fav and it sucks that she got a game that only causes me to grieve for her as a character #not FOR her as a person #only the potential story that never was. that she never got. #you can have your strong black woman and not turn her into a trope. give her depth and range and heartache and agency. yes there was traged #but how did it SHAPE her? #dont get me started on her being designated caretaker of a former god and dying assassin. what the fuck #some of this i'd be more okay with if she was younger - i mean. the blank canvases? really? #this game could have been about wyman and there's not that much that would have changed in terms of the core story #“found out the asshole that killed your mother is still around. gonna go deal with that.” #emily who is stoned: “cool.bring me snacks on the way back” #wyman: “oh he's saying actually it was gods fault and that its possible to kill him. well i have literally nothing in my schedule” #billie's not surprised by anything anymore but maybe wyman would freak out over most of it. could have been a lot of fun #also you cant fuck up wymans characterisation. they barely exist. #local empress sends her enby girlboyfriend to kill god #pres writes increasingly deranged essays in the tags #death of the outsider spoilers #i have to complain about doto once every year or so or i die #but i'm not really gonna let arkane hide behind dev excuses when it comes to racism like. its not enough

[maddy-ferguson]

women will literally accuse women and esp lesbian circles of "not unpacking ""man-hating""" alleged ""misandry" sweetie xo" getting offended ppl aren't appropriately uplifting how "men are amazing and awesome and attractive and i won't be shamed for thinking so" as if appreciating men is a real counter opinion than blame whatever gave women of every sexuality instance to be jaded weary cautious and tired and who'll complain every now and then and continue on with her life until she dies putting up with patriarchy. just welcome to the "woke" internet where misogyny's over and "man-hate" "shamed for not hating men" is worth springing to defences for

yeah i've only seen people talk like men's rights activists and think they're being unbelievably progressive on tumblr it's kind of fascinating. like i can see how seeing people hate on men could mess with people and stuff but you can't demand men appreciation posts that's literally the whole world outside of idk your tumblr dash (or even on your tumblr dash because fandom misogyny from people who think they're not misogynistic at all is really something). men get praised for "babysitting" their own kids like be serious? it's very let men be masculine

i don't think being like men are soooo gross and we hate them is actually constructive and it can definitely veer into transphobia (you'll always be a man/"a male" and thus a danger to women/why would you ever want to become a man they're the enemy and the bane of society etc) and homophobia relatively quickly?

but the way people ON TUMBLR ""combat that"" is often so off to me like if the most basic feminist principles offend you then i'm not really sure where to go from here. i remember seeing a post that was like "men aren't your enemy. they're your friend/brother/father/colleague/neighbor" with a lot of notes and like i don't know how to tell you this but that's literally who's most likely to harm a woman, the men she knows?😭 and obviously not every system of oppression is exactly the same but would you say the same thing to someone criticizing white people like...just very weird

i think women who are attracted to men and dating them making jokes about how they only tolerate being attracted to men because they have no choice and especially the whole i'm bi so i love every woman and only find 1 in a 1000 men attractive (very often said while in a relationship with a man) thing is obnoxious and annoying for like everyone who has to hear it lmao but also when women who date men make jokes about it (not about them being ugly or unattractive or whatever but about them being bad partners in general) it's like. what else are they going to do like you said they're gonna endure patriarchy for the rest of their lives and as girlfriends/wives/mothers they go through the most it's very bleak? idk. it's not like you can date a better man yourself out of patriarchy

of course men aren't a all as bad as the worst guy you can imagine and they're not all out to get you or whatever but saying things like "men don't all benefit from the patriarchy rich men benefit from the patriarchy but jake, 23, is not oppressing you" is like. kind of insane. jake, 14, was oppressing me like have you never interacted with boys in school😭 and it's not like it was entirely their fault we all have to outgrow misogyny it's just you know society etc but some of them never outgrow it lmao and just...the takes you see on feminism on tumblr are astounding i hate it here

#and like i do think that young guys who feel bad about themselves only having people who make them feel worse and who actively make them #worse like incels and idk youtube algorithms to turn to is a problem but like. again it's the same thing as white people who feel bad about #being white to me in a way like are women and GIRLS supposed to coddle them and say it's gonna be okay you're great even when they're #like actually harming them by being misogynistic to them? that's already what they're taught to do always #the notes on that male loneliness epidemic post i reblogged a few weeks ago still haunt me like OH MY GOD #and if you think misogyny isn't as prevalent anymore you're very naive. and probably misogynistic yourself #i'm not even sure young men being more feminist is true (well it's probably true when you compare it to like the 50s) but even #when men ARE like yeah women shouldn't have to do everything i can help with chores (the use of the word help is already a red flag lmao) #when you look at what they actually do they still do way less like i don't have links because these are tags on a tumblr ask but i read #somewhere that men think chores are 50/50 when they're only doing like 30% of the work? like it just seems hopeless #sometimes i'm happy and then i think about the mental load #sorry for not uplifting men 24/7 you can just hang out on the steve harrington tag or something there's actually a lot of people doing that #when someone said um does the ronance fandom not seem terfy to you...because of a post that was like can the lesbian ship ronance #be about the lesbian ship ronance not about steve A MAN #like you can't make this up #i meant it when i said the average tumblr user would benefit from being exposed to more misogyny like i swear they forget it's even a thing #like obviously they wouldn't BENEFIT from it lmao but their posts wouldn't be as dumb and that would benefit me🙏 #ask

[beatcroc]

I have decided im just gonna post all the smaller stupid shit i do here individually under my own tag and then eventually when there's enough to be substantial I'll compile them and put them in the actual/main tags. Anyway heres everybodys favorite italian man and his saggy dog

#Columbos bewildered look here. god #pizzaposting #<- that one is My tag of just the pt stuff ive done or had a hand in #so if you wanted to see all that. its there. im not gonna put the compiled small stuff in my tag tho #my tag only gets singles main tag only gets comps bc fuck yoooouuuyu #no its really just bc i dont like posting lots of small stuff in main tags but my blog is a free for all #i think if i had known what a big deal all this would be i mightve made a sideblog but! oh well

[sweetgreekcreep]

some of them have multiple names so i tried to include them all just in case lol

plz reblog so more people can vote! ^^ /nf

#if i forgot anypony just put them in the tags my bad i'm doing this from memory- #mlp fim #my little pony #background ponies #poll #derpy hooves #lyra heartstrings #bon bon #dj pon3 #vinyl scratch #oh god that's a lot of names i have to tag. i'm not gonna tag all of them lmao- #minuette #twinkleshine #lemon hearts #octavia melody #dr whooves #dr hooves