I understand foolproof foolhardy Anakin, I'm obsessed with Obi-Wan too 🤷♀️
literally everyone at the temple: hey dude are you ever gonna be normal about that kid obi-wan?
anakin: uh ok sure and then after i'll also become the worst flier in the jedi order and leave the order to follow my life's true passion to serve as campaign manager for the hutts. and then i'll find my birth father and tell him i love him. and then after that i'll confess undying love for master yoda and sweep him away to some backwater swamp planet where we can live out the rest of our lives in peaceful matrimony.
everyone at the temple: oh ok so the very idea about being normaal about ob-wan is ridiculous, offensive, impossible, and sickening to think about.
anakin: ITS RIDICULOUS OFFENSIVE IMPOSSIBLE AND SICKENING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT.
obi-wan: i don't understand he is normal about me?
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Imagine hunting someone for ten years, finding them, torturing them, and it still not being enough. Because you're still in pain and no matter what you do, you're still imprisoned inside that suit.
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Ok, I laughed way too hard at this.
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Since Third sister is not allowed to search Kenobi and Grand Inquisitor isn't either looking for him this means that Obi-Wan is Vader's project.
In same sense than some peeps have that one project car. The one that had been 15 years in a variously rusty state in a garage. But one day they might start working on it.
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look me in the eye and tell me this isn't one of the coolest shots in any star wars tv episode. and don't even get me started on when his voice overlapped with Vader's-
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Palpatine: My boy, Master Kenobi is lying to you!
Anakin: ?...yeah? He does that? Lying is Obi-Wan's favourite sport. Bant told me that he was dropped on his head by Master Qui-Gon when he was a child and Master Qui-Gon was really tall, so the fall shook loose some things in his brain and now Obi-Wan is allergic to giving straight answers. It took me 3 years to figure out his favourite colour. and his birthday. 5 to figure out that he's allergic to shellfish. I once told a restaurant that Obi-Wan can't have shrimp and he told me to "stop giving information to the enemy". I've made a game of it really.
Palpatine: *muttering under his breath* ok try using shrimp next time
Anakin: what?
Palpatine: Nothing!
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I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’
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