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hetalianfrog · 2 days

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I'm traumatized, I decided to watch the movie Hetalia Paint it White with a friend who is not a Hetalian because yes I try to convert my friends into Hetalians (don't be friends with me irl ). And, during a scene where the pictonians were transforming people into noppera, my friend said to me "It looks like sperm". HELP I CANNOT WATCH THE FILM WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THIS!!!

#hetalia #aph #hws #random facts #this is bullshit #oh fuck

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chocochococoffee · 9 months

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what happens when you change your web standards to be only english-speaker inclusive

#twitter #elon musk #twitter x #whatever shit name it has now lmao #english #as a note #twitter aint the only page doing this #there are games even that aint letting words that have -nig- inside of them be written as part of an algorithm that checks them out #-nga- and -ngr- also #and spanish and indonesian use those words a lot inside of words and/or can mean sth different in their languages (in indonesian case)#etc etc #wait i forgot if it was thai or indo #oh fuck #oh well

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nerdpoe · 4 months

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Dan hates his Nicer Self.

He does. He really, really does.

The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-

And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.

It's annoying.

It's so annoying.

For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.

But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.

Yet the little dumbass had.

And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.

Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.

Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.

Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.

Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.

Phantom doesn't get up.

Just like Jazz didn't get up.

Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-

Dan sees red.

He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.

The fight pauses.

"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #Flash has been trying to hard to instill good hero instincts into Phantom whenver he gets the chance #only to have this happen and be like #oh #OH #YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY #YOU'RE HIS LITTLE BROTHER #OH FUCK #OH NO #i also headcanon that even though Dan has twerp body his ghost form is the same #so he's built like a horrifying brick shithouse #agit spoilers #a glitch in time spoilers

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arabic7up · 20 days

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soaricarus · 4 months

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you know what oh fuck gets its own post

this is oh fuck. one of his parents had 29 wings the other only had 2 im pretty sure. im fairly sure the one with 2 wings is unstable but i don't remember which one it was out of any of my dogs. oh fuck has 129 wings.

#words on the wind #wobbledogs #oh fuck

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the-snek-of-eden · 7 days

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i can hear this picture

#good omens #good omens 1 #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #oh fuck

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bleach-your-panties · 4 months

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You'll know when Chifuyu has had a hard day at work.

He won't say a word; he'll just come home and shuffle tiredly inside you two's darkened bedroom.

You're a terrible insomniac, already having awakened three times involuntarily since you laid down for the night.

You feel the bed dip behind you and almost panic until you feel those telltale blonde bangs falling across your bare shoulder.

"'Fuyu..."

He doesn't say a word, but you feel his cold hands through your thin pajama pants as he works them up your hips.

He nuzzles his face into your neck and exhales noisily - panting, needy.

Soon those hands are fondling your breasts and sliding down your stomach.

He hooks one long leg around yours and ruts his long, aching cock against your back.

His actions are somehow both lazy and urgent; he's swirling his hips, rubbing his dick over your ass, slotting it in between your clothed cheeks.

"'Fuyu!"

He's moving faster now, but still quiet. Hasn't said a word since he came in.

Only labored breaths and calculated movements while he dry humps you from the back.

He secretly wishes that you were still asleep so he could fuck into your pliant body with no resistance, not that you'd resist him anyway. You love him.

Adore him. Come apart on his cock so prettily every time.

You feel your clit throbbing in your underwear, your panties are soaking now as Chifuyu continues his actions.

"Fuck, 'Fuyu! Please!"

And finally his cord snaps. He's gripping you by the back of the neck and shoving your face into the pillow.

You hear the zipper on his jeans come down.

"So patient for me, baby. I'm going to fill you up now; is that okay with you, pretty girl?"