what would happen if youre ultrakill oc all suddenly were transported to a modern supermarket
anon i value you so much I have thoughts on this
whiplash: freaks the fuck out like a startled cat. climbs on top of the shelves to get away from anyone in the store. the store has to be closed because this fucking thing is here dripping blood everywhere and hiding in the store until they can remove it and clean up.
swordsmachine: confused. looks around for an exit so he can figure out whats going on but on the way gets distracted and ends up just browsing through all the items in the store and accidentally knocking things off shelves. i imagine employees watching horrified as this big fuckass machine tries to figure out whats up with yogurt
v666: also confused but instead of getting distracted it just leaves the store. probably destroys stuff thats in the way instead of just walking around things.
ambrosia: "Erm..." walks around pretending to know whats going on. fascinated by the different aisles and products and asks anyone they may encounter "have you seen this? absolutely brilliant..." and it's just cake mix. brings a bunch of stuff to the registers to buy it but since they dont have any money they just leave it all there and go outside.
uriel: gets really mad kills everyone there and breaks through a wall
lucifer: is incredibly dramatic about it.. falls to the floor weeping in the deli aisle has to be consoled by an employee whom he proclaims his new best friend. she follows them around until the store closes and then follows them home. becomes infatuated with the singer of the music playing on the speakers in the store if they have that..
blue ferryman: stands there awkward and embarrassed. someone approaches her and she gets really scared and curls into a ball on the ground until they leave
insurrectionist & maurice: IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME. they become accustomed to the supermarket until the insurrectionist is arrested for public indecency
if they were all there together it would be the same except they would start killing eachother.
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i don’t like this too much but take it anyways
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Beautiful OC designs by @cherri-does-art
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Art by me
◦◯◦ Juno ◦◯◦
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OMG these babies are so inspiring AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh
ok-ok I'm chill, I'm chill, I'm normal but look at themmm 🥺🥺🥺 :""3
North is the Swordsmachine, witch is mean they built their body from scrap. And your concept of it is just perfect. ( I really enjoy the concept of scrap-build robots like automatrons from fallout 4, or like robots from Desolate Hope, so North instantly stole my heart). Also North's legs been bending a bit backwards so it give me an idea of giving them my favorite shape of robo-legs like this one below. And I decided to give them those tiny cat-paw-shaped-like-feet in-game swordsmachines have. Bc it's just cute :3 (North have these sharp claws and wire tail - they are absolute kitty! Hnnnnnn (ᗒ///ᗕ)
And Juno have those hot-rod flames painting is giving me ideas they can be some cool tattoo artist. They could probably have some sort of tattoo parlor for machines, where no fights is allowed (something like Maccadam's Old Oil House from transformers), making it one of the most safest place in Hell/Earth???? And anyone who breaks the rule will be smacked with a broom xD
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Draak, Nova and Cynder’s thoughts on their genders
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Swordsmachine if they were a V-Model :3
Idea came from Discord.
#Ultrakill
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despite being so robot-brained today i somehow forgot to talk about swordsmachine my little gayboy... it's wholly neutral towards the other residents of hell except for other machines. he loves to be violent and kill and modify himself with the parts of the machines he's defeated as almost a symbol of power... i mean whats more powerful-seeming than parading around with the things youve killed attached to you? awesome right? he's really quiet and autistic and loves having friends to listen to... i imagine him as being like those videos of guys with their cats when they slide the cat across the floor and the cat is having so much fun. that's swordsmachine & the filths.
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quick sketches of my oc Cleaversmachine, CLVR-1 (smaller faster swordsmachine-esque machine) It is rivals with swordsmachine (maybe they will kiss)
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