#objects around

[amoebeau]

It's for your own good It's for the neighborhood

#Looks around and runs away #Whatever #my art #yakuza #rgg #yakuza 0 #nishikiyama akira #kiryu kazuma #gun tw #vaguely gun shaped object. U know how it is with me

[wistfulwatcher]

"digestif": a comedy

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #mine #edit #* #category* #lmao #5k #4k #3k #2k #1k #this felt like an especially funny episode (around all the Very Not Funny ofc) #also liv's delivery was so good that i actually didn't laugh at that line but it is objectively hilarious

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

he is just. so shaped. so so so So shaped.

#im Attempting some new tactics #it doesnt really show! but i am! #starting to fuck around w/ watercolor brushes... #holding him up like a little bee and saying I Just Think He's Neat! #< i jest! i think much much more about him #that i cannot share without devolving into an incoherent mess! #so. i just think he's neat :]c #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #frank frankly #im also trying... to do... (dramatic thunderclap) BACKGROUNDS #i know i know. very scary. they're still very messy #but... i like objects? i like Things? i like to look at a page and see put together clutter! #maximalism babey! #which is deadly when you're an artist methinks. but. whats one more agony added onto the rest! #it will be a while until i figure out how to Accomplish that put-together clutter.... #im still bad at colors! im trying to swim before i can walk! Yikes!

[bahoreal]

i will love you if i see you every tuesday

and i will love you if i never see you again

lemony snicket, the beatrice letters

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens art #aziracrow #objectively nowhere mear my best art but ♥️ i enjoyed making it! #pls pay attention to: the way the haloed light shifts from around both of them to just aziraphale to between them to neither of them #and the way they stand on first meeting then always beside each other. crowley is offcentre in the last one bc aziraphale would usually be #standing next to him. also i colour picked a lot of the colourscheme for this from that beautiful car/crowleys eyes gifset? idk whether i #should tag op. they inspired me so much with this !! #im not usually great at colourschemes lol #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #.jmade

[chalc0]

My dumb headcanon about Benrey is that he lost his body after final battle and now roams around as voiceless skeleton

Small comic just in sketches because I'm still busy with many projects but if you're interested I can add more pages and render it

#i know that we can see him in the flesh in commentaries #i know that the skeleton could speak #but imagine how funny it would be to see benrey desperatly trying to communicate with others #he thows objects around and making signs with black mesa sweet voice like a fucking ghost #dude still thinks gordon is his friend he genuienly wants to hang out #one small issue he does not understand human interactions at all #hlvrai #hlvr benrey #hlvrai gordon

[the-meme-monarch]

GUYS WHO WOULD HOLD THEIR SIBLING(S) LIKE LUGGAGE I JUST KNOW IT

EDIT: ADDITIONAL GUY ADDED REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD PLEASE

#ALSO PAPYRUS WITH EYELINER OK? (mtt brand ofc) #the art gallery #undertale #deltarune #for a second i was worried that it would’nt be safe for someone to fall asleep upside down but #well. i don’t think darkners have blood? since they’re Objects. so it can’t rush to their head #also I’m fuckin around w a royal guard insignia #hence papyrus’ What Is Obviously A Earthbounf Starman Insignia isn’t that #scc

[nelkcats]

Application Rejected

When Danny adopted Cujo he saw him as a puppy, which was a little sad considering the implications. He always thought Cujo was the only one who had stayed, the only one whose soul had persisted. He thought Cujo was alone.

He was wrong. Not all adult dogs and puppies stayed, of course. But many had. Cujo was simply the only one who decided to return to the world of the living, probably because of his obsession with his toy.

One day Cujo showed him where they were all hiding; Danny knew that those dogs had not stayed for the same reason as Cujo, they probably had a myriad of different reasons, and that was fine.

The problem was that excluding some of the adult dogs (that obviously were fine on their own and didn't care), there were many puppies similar to Cujo running around in need of affection and he couldn't adopt them all (besides, Cujo would definitely get jealous). And while many ghosts agreed to take a couple, it wasn't all of them, so Danny did something extreme.

He held an adoption fair in Amity, which was a smashing success. He just forgot that a lot of people in Amity...were usually traveling, and the ghost puppies would follow.

Then, a few days later when a scowling guy showed up (he obviously wasn't part of the general Amity Park population) and demanded a "bright green" puppy, Danny said no and refused his application. He couldn't trust someone with no knowledge with a ghost dog. Although he did offer him a course to learn about their care.

Damian Wayne was offended with his overall assessment. He was obviously the right person to care for one of those pups. So he set out to prove that to the boy in front of him, without hesitation.

#dpxdc #Damian wants to adopt a ghost dog #he doesn't know the dog is a ghost tho #he just heard about an adoption fair with weird puppies and traveled there #Bruce was confused about his sudden departure #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny rejected Damian adoption application of course #He only accepts people who have the skills and knowledge to take care of a ghost dog #The guy in front of him obviously doesn't know anything about ectoplasm or ghosts #But he felt bad for him and decided to offer a course #Cujo wasn't alone #he was just the only one that wanted to return to the land of the living #Danny could leave the dogs there since they were surviving on their own but #It doesn't felt right #There are ghost dogs around Amity now #some of the adult dogs were adopted too #Amity is in peace with the Infinite Realms #If it wasn't about animals Damian would probably have told Bruce about ghost dogs and ghosts in general #But he got distracted with his new objectives #Maybe #dead serious

[kagoutiss]

the newly vassaled gerudo king is inexplicably handed a baby

#tloz #legend of zelda #ocarina of time #oot #zelda #ganondorf #i actually think he would’ve been a teenager or so around the time zelda was born but. this is just for sillies so #and no idea when he actually swore fealty to the king. i actually feel like it might’ve been a bit before the events of the game #in my head it’s like. the war just ended and impa hasn’t been assigned as zelda’s attendent yet #and newborn baby zelda is somewhat of an afterthought atm and whoever was holding her before suddenly had urgent business to take care of #and ganondorf is like the most visible person in the vicinity and also everyone is treating him like shit because he Just Lost The War #and no one takes him seriously anymore despite Everything so it’s like haha oh ok so i’m just demoted to Giant Babysitter huh #for the next 5-10 minutes or so. i’m not apoplectic or anything rn #already having one of the most humiliating depressing weeks of my entire life what’s one more humiliating thing #meanwhile baby zelda is like *has no object permanence or sense of fear yet* Holy Shit Its Boar From My Visions

[tiedsh0es]

feels familiar

#Context : its estimated that there used to be thousands of other objects around his size but all besides ceres were destroyed by Saturn and #Jupiter lalala so seeing a bunch of dwarf planets hangin out reminds him of the good ol days his buddies his pals! #solarballs #solarballs fanart #solarballs ceres #solarballs triton #solarballs pluto #solarballs charon #solarballs makemake #solarballs haumea #solarballs eris #myart

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

people talk about how "helpless" and "underdeveloped" human babies are compared to newborns from other species (e.g. foals can gallop 24 hours after birth, newly hatched kiwi chicks feed themselves, etc)

But. can you imagine how absolute nightmarish it would be if newborn babies could run around and climb on top of stuff? and think of the birth-giving parent, not only are they exhausted and in pain now their baby is MOBILE AND ROAMING that would be terrifying

#if anything i think it should take LONGER for babies to walk and climb and stuff #when your language skills get to the point where we can have a conversation about why you are NOT allowed to lick the electric outlets #THAT is the point at which you are allowed to roam around the house #babe you are not getting out of that playpen until you enter into a verbal contract vis a vis Swallowing Random Objects

[norazingrid]

#osc #inanimate insanity #osc art #object shows #ii test tube #test tube ii #ii bot #bot ii #i hc that bot doesn’t actually view test tube as their mother #but more like a creator and I know it sounds messed up but it’s literally shown that bot feels uncomfortable about being around her #This is just my view of them! Feel free to have fun with your own hcs #noraz art

[journey-to-the-attic]

uh oh

#art #obey me #obey me raphael #jtta ik #forcing myself to have a go at shading things. if i never try i will never get better!!!!!!! #mind if i brain dump real quick bc i've been thinking lately about how i refer to myself as a writer but never an artist #whenever i mention it i always say 'i draw stuff' or 'illustrate' instead #it's not like i feel particularly inferior about how i draw bc of course! i haven't gotten around to even touching an art course!! #but to me 'artist' encapsulates a sort of abstract skill and i always feel like i draw much more objectively #it is just The Thing That I Am Depicting and that's prob why i have such trouble with shading and any non-literal colouring #the best thing i've made so far is that one satan thing and i have yet to remember how i managed that #anyway i've been trying some new stuff out!! slowly but surely #that's all mostly stuff i'll keep to myself though #anyway if you actually read through all that Thank you i love you

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO #howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize #more so than i previously thought! #he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building #rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3 #mans is desperately Understimmed #wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3 #i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush #i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up' #he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong #scribble salad #wh lights out au #welcome home au #hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED #howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office #frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god

[terriblygrimm]

unstoppable force

immovable object

#dinluke #star wars #gifs not mine #bc listen listen #theyre one in the same #luke is the unstoppable force always barreling forward #therefore never accelerating #or decelerating #bc by nature of light - light changes every object it touches but is constant #and din is the immovable object not interacting w stimuli #and yet moving and evolving relative to the events around him #so theyre the same force viewed from a different frame of reference #so my point being its 6:40am and these are the things i think about #and that dinluke is a beautiful combination of equal and opposite forces and they should be married #that is all

[s-aint-elmo]

mahiru tsuyuzaki has a Type

(id in alt text)

bonus:

#revue starlight #tsuyuzaki mahiru #aijou karen #kagura hikari #minase suzu #mahiru tsuyuzaki #karen aijou #hikari kagura #suzu minase #doodles #mine #the mahikaren dynamic of “the girl with the dependency issues and inferiority complex holds the braincell” is so funny to me #she went from chasing her crush with a mace while swing blared from the cartoonishly drawn speakers to herding said crush and the object of #her jealousy around like a pair of unruly puppies #the switch flip for hikamahi always gets me. the moment mahiru was fine with her hikari instantly made her her mom #mahikaren #hikamahi #mahisuzu #I FORGOR THE SHIP TAGS

[demonic0angel]

More Jazz Forms (click for clarity)

TW: disturbing content, body horror

1) Head only Jazz

+ She is a head that walks on a bunch of mysterious tentacles. She’s inspired by a CN novel called “Let the Villain Go” in a chapter where a demon pops up and is described as a head that walks on tentacles (I may be delulu and remembered it wrong).

+ Around 900 feet tall. Most of the height is her tentacles, but her head is still around 100 feet tall.

+ Jason is a little obsessed with how huge she is. When he is away, she stays standing over his apartment like a creepy water storage tank. Nobody can see her except liminals and ghosts, so she remains undetected by Jason’s side.

+ She is generally peaceful and doesn’t move much. She is a relatively quiet being with no explicit ability to defend herself or attack. I imagine her to be very dreamy, despite her piercing stare.

2) Celestial Object Jazz

+ She is a quasi-stellar radio source, AKA a quasar :)

+ Impossibly large and infinite. She is so big that her gravitational pull is pulling apart a piece of the universe. Jason thinks that she’s beautiful, and he looks for her every night. He uses special technology to see her on Earth and when he can, he sneaks onto the Watchtower to look at her.

+ The mass of the black hole that she is made of is around 150 billion solar masses. She is located extremely far from the Milky Way within the largest galaxy of the universe. Since she is technically both the black hole and the gas that surrounds it, she won’t be fading for awhile.

+ Her origin is unknown in this idea (but is related to her siblings, who have all become celestial objects themselves). Her existence is extremely old and that is partially Clockwork’s fault.

3) Corrupted Jazz

+ She has become corrupted from years of ectoplasm, death, and generally instability. The tentacles that come from her stomach is actually just pieces of her soul that are trying to reach for others. She calls for help, but no one but Jason has been reaching out.

+ She cannot be around people for too long, or she causes insanity, violent mood swings, headaches, auditory and visual hallucinations, paranoia, nosebleeds, and general weakness, even if they cannot see her. Jason is somewhat resistant to her, but she heavily restrains herself so the effects of her existence won’t hurt him.

+ She tries to stay away from Jason, but bc she’s so clingy, she watches him from a distance. Her presence brings shadows and darkness, so he’s also been getting a reputation of scaring criminals to pissing themselves whenever he comes by.

+ Her body is covered in shadows, but she glows a little from the ectoplasm, so her silhouette can be vaguely seen.

4) Monochrome Jazz

+ Inspired by Lady Dimitrescu and Hachishakusama

+ She dresses in all black and her skin is pale as well. A hat and face mask cover all available skin on her face. Any skin below the neck is also covered.

+ She is around 9 feet tall. She stalks Jason whenever she can and always follows him around. She is extremely hostile and dangerous and does not hesitate to attack when she feels even the slightest bit threatened. She is also completely mute.

+ She is both a ghost and an urban legend, hence why she looks like that. Underneath her mask is a mouth of razor sharp teeth like a moray eel.

5) Wolf Jazz

+ Inspired by Jason’s Red Hood motif that is similar to Little Red Riding Hood. That’s also why I associate Jazz with so many canine themes :)

+ Black fur, several pairs of eyes, and two sets of deformed ears. I am debating whether or not she also has 3 pairs of legs.

+ She follows Jason around like a dog, but does not behave like a pet. As such, he can’t order her around unless she wants to listen to him. Thankfully, she likes cooperating with him and the two of them terrorize the criminals of Crime Alley.

+ She is around 5 feet tall when standing on all fours, but when she stands up on her hind legs, she is around 9 feet tall. She is very fluffy.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #jazz fenton #danny phantom x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #jason todd #anger management #jason x jazz #anger management ship #hardcover ship #I researched so much so jazz could be a quasar #celestial object au #tall jazz #body horrow cw #tw blo0d #cw blood #tw body horror #man why does jazz follow jason around so much