colonel könig buying gifts for his favorite camgirl! (he sends you a dildo that’s the same size and length of his cock so he can watch as you try to fit it in while in a private chat)
PLEAAAASE
He's got his camera and Mic turned off cause he's still uncomfortable with you seeing him just yet but watching you struggle and your legs twitch while trying to take it all just makes him absolutely red in the face cause he can't help but imagine how the real thing would be, how his fingers would curl into your hips and he'd guide you through it while mumbling praise in your ear because "i know, I know. You almost have it all, you can do it."
he has to settle for typing it all in chat and saying how pretty you look riding his that cock.
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the "can you stop fucking around" meme is good but to compel me to stop fucking around it needs to be
a character who would say that
a character who would say that to me and not just only to other specific characters
so with that being said here's the one i've been using that fits my criteria:
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me, to myself: I've been ranting for over 20 years about my gripes with the Peter Jackson LOTR movies and especially their tremendously influential (mis)handling of Gondor, Aragorn, the legacy of Númenor, Elrond, etc, and been consistently annoyed by how much their fans insist on uncritical glorification while also trying to present themselves as fandom underdogs who must defend these inescapable behemoths from the smallest slight. Maybe I should try to focus on other things and put them behind me.
[news: Jackson is making a new LOTR project involving Aragorn and Gollum]
me: alternately, maybe I will never be free
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