#not everyone should be biking

[baronessblixen]

Hugs to you and the bird-- hope you and it are doing okay-- and to Billy. He was a very good boy!

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(Sent the last message with a typo and caught it too late to edit. Whoops. ANYWAY, sending good vibes your way, regardless.)

I wish I could find out about the bird! I don't even know where they took it. Billy really was a good boy. I was so proud of him.

There was also a bike accident not much after this whole thing. No idea what happened there. Hope that guy is okay, too. He fell without any interference from anyone else.

So it was an eventful day. But no typo was seen 😉 thank you for the good vibes!!

#lovely asks #i wanna know if the bird is okay #i'll never know #the guy on the bike almost took me out too #not everyone should be biking

[late-night-vocaloid]

omg

#yeahyea yea I'll tag this #gakupo #gumi #vocaloid #kamui gakupo #megpoid gumi #thoughts #alright now we're in the tags #he's sooooo cute 😭😭 #he's never had his hair up like that and with the hair accessory? I'm obsessed #I really wish they'd ship overseas without needing to order a bigger item with it! I can't buy a jacket man #I love gumi's short-hair updo too also very cute #also not to overanalyze but no headphones #like with the biking ones. I love the biking ones too god bless internet co for doing his hair in different styles #they should do this with his concert model like how gumi + una got different outfits give him a fancy outfit nd do his hair can you imagine #I think I got off-topic okay goodnight everyone

[certifiedwerewolf]

Remember that episode of Suite Life where Zack pretended to have ADHD because his schoolwork was shit and if he had ADHD he'd have ADHD accommodations and a special education class and once he had accommodations his performance improved? And he eventually came clean and got in trouble and had to go back to regular classes where he would have to just buckled down and work harder? And he was portrayed as lazy Zack being lazy by wanting ADHD accommodations because of course HE didn't have ADHD, and he was being disrespectful to REAL people with ADHD who needed everything made easier for them?

Anyway I want to rewrite that to have it where Carrie, suspicious that he's faking, has him tested, and the test results come back BEFORE he comes clean but are looked at AFTER, and Carrie is forced to eat her words of reprimand about how Zack just needs to "buckle down and work hard instead of taking the easy way out".

Also

Zack: I don't have ADHD

Bob: Are you sure? Because you sure act like you do

#anyway new headcanon that zack is late-diagnosed adhd king #he brings up this event as an adult and one of the people present points out that #hey if those accommodations helped you maybe you needed them #kinda fucked up that no one bothered to have you tested #(maybe they did have him tested idk #i just feel like if carrie was worried about her son's school performance and something improved it #maybe she should have tried latching onto that #except of course everyone thinks adhd is 'lazy but at least you've got an excuse' so that tracks #this is almost as bad as that time she caught him crossdressing #and when he confessed it was to win money for bikes she clutched her heart and said #'oh thank god' #because you know #heaven forbid the alternative #that he's a boy who likes dresses or transfeminine in some way #/god forbid/ you have to accept your son #actually #add transfem zack to the pile #i'm going to fix this show #one 'actually that was kinda fucked up' post at a time)

[iguessricciardo]

marc still overtaking even tho he’s losing parts of his bike

#he should be leading #i hope everyone else bikes stops working #marc marquez

[certifiedbi]

I'm convinced some Fabio fans never listen to a word that man says because he said ages ago that he'll stay with Yamaha if they give him what he wants (WHICH WAS BIKE DEVELOPMENT!!!! HE DID NOT ASK FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING BIKE OVERNIGHT) so they gave him what he asked for and he stayed I don't know why this is such a big surprise

#like how are you shaming the man that wants to stick it out through tough times with the team that gave him everything? #you should be admiring that #and he was never going to aprilia #they didn't really want him and he didn't really want them #i mean they only offered him €4mil #also everyone wants the Ducati domance to end but no one wants thr other manufacturers to have the riders to develop the bikes like what? #fabio quartararo #motogp

[deadbeatdadjokes]

Ralsei goin off on his lil adventures with the Lightners and since he can’t bring Lancer along he leaves him in charge of the kingdom as a joke but when he comes back it looks like this

#yeah lancers a silly little guy #but he’s a smart silly little guy who makes surprisingly rational decisions for a kid his age #i just think he’d be a nifty little king :) #but he’s also a child so #for every ‘I think transportation should be accessible’ #we get a ‘so I’m giving everyone bikes that they have to set on fire’ #queen is already pasting posters of his face in every single alleyway like You Will Look At Him 💕🙂 #and Rouxls is trying to enter Swatch’s cafe through the back door #with a misspelled permit written in one of those glitter pens and a fake mustache #ralsei deltarune #lancer #queen deltarune #rouxls kaard #deltarune

[dreamlogic]

...

#shit chat #disordered eating cw #how to. politely ask my housemate to stop fucking telling me about her diet progress #she's trying to lose weight cause she's a musician & her band is traveling to this big thing at the end of the month #by doing really strict by-weight portion control and it does NOT seem healthy #she's trying to get back to her 'italy weight' and like. girl. u went to italy in high school 10 years ago & biked everywhere for a month #if you are at that same weight a decade later without exercise by simply making yourself eat less food there is a problem! #that is not aspirational that's horrifying!!! no u don't look hot in your gig outfit from 2013 you look disproportionately skinny! #so i gotta sit her down at some point and be like listen. ur an adult ur gonna do what you do #& i know ur industry puts insane pressure on women to look a certain way on stage. #but as someone with a history of disordered eating i will not cheer you on and support your 'progress' #and quite honestly it makes me uncomfortable to even talk about it and see your stupid little diet scale on the kitchen counter every day!! #i strongly associate weight loss with poor health for a number of reasons #and firmly believe that weight gain is cool and sexy and that everyone should be less afraid of being actually!!! #it was a struggle w/ dysmorphia for a while but putting on some chub is one of the best things i've been able to do for my body as an adult #i love my squishy tummy and hearing you obsess about having a perfectly flat (ie concave) abdomen daily is deeply saddening!!! #bleh. it's hard. i feel like i should gently intervene but also i do not want to get involved bc it's more than i can handle rn #*less afraid of being fat actually

[lin2ki]

in my hometown there's a house that everyone believes it's haunted, it's almost a landmark at this point, if you're nearby and someone asks you where you're at it's normal to say by the haunted house lol I don't personally believe that it's haunted but because everyone believes it, it's impossible to sell, I don't remember ever seeing it without the selling sign

#haunted house #i was recently waking by with my mom and i noticed theres some children's toys and a bike in front #and my mom told me that the owner puts that so that people think there's someone living in it and that it's not haunted #it doesn't work #my grandpa one time was buying something at the store in front of it and told the clerk as a joke that he's going to be his neighbor cause #he buyed the house in front #the clerk make a worried face and when my granpa told him it was a joke #he told him you just scared me nobody should live in that house #honestly one of my favorites things about my town i find the idea that everyone agreed yeah that house has bad vibes so funny #so little people know about things that happened there #it's just a fact you dont need more information

[paperconsumption]

ritsu is so the lady of the house of love to me honestly. not the story but like the character. fairy tale princess vampire :]

#mostly aesthetically but still #i think everyone should read it its a lovely short story about a girl who is both the damsel in distress and the wicked monster #and a boy on a bike

[medusozoic]

So in december I fell of my bike drunk and then I was like owie my wrist hurts and after a week when I realised I couldn't really move my wrist I went to my doctor and he was like 'eh prob not broken would hurt more but I'll get u a scan' and then I went to the hospital and they were like ye it's broken go to ic and we'll get it into a cast right away so I did that and then I had a stupid month including Christmas in a stupid cast and then I got out of the cast and I was like woo and then after a month I was like ok it still hurts quite a bit so I went back to my doctor ans he was like naaaaaa that's normal!!!! Dw baby!!! So I went along with my life skip to like 4 months later pain is getting a lot worse and I called the doctor again and had an appointment bc I wanted another scan and then she was like 'o you didn't need to go to me for that!!! You're still registered at the hospital you can just tell them!! Oh maybe I should've told you that on the phone' and then I was like :/ and I called the hospital and they said NOPEY you can't do that you need a referral!! And then I send an email to the hospital and they said 'no the pain is not bc of when you broke it hehe' so I called my doctor again who then called the hospital who then called me and they said oopsie sorry yeah we'll get you an appointment you actually were allowed to do that!!! So then like a week before my appointment I went to play some baseball (first time actually physically using my wrist again) and then it hurt really bad and I was like eh it'll probably go away in a few days (it didn't it got worse) so anyways 6 months after getting the cast off I go to the hospital get another picture and the doctor is like 'oh haha I haven't seen you in a while why have you not had any check ins!!!' and I'm like : l and he's like 'oh I see the problem it's still broken the exact same way!!' so now I'm getting surgery in 2-3 months to actually get it fixed and then I'll need a cast AGAIN for a month and 4 months recovery time.

Long story short I biked drunk and am being punished for a whole goddamn year

#and thats the adventures of the both horrible and pretty good healthcare of the Netherlands!! #bc i will not spend a single cent on any of this #but it was very annoying to finally get ppl to realise that hey there's something wrong with my wrist!! #also if ur wondering if it has stopped me drunk biking #no ofc not im dutch #everyone should take a bike home drunk what else are you gonna do??? walk??? #m also gonna tey to get some real strong painkillers from my doctor heheheheh #and there are no periods in this text for a reason its so ppl will hate me bye

[smallboyonherbike]

keshassgf ➡️ smallboyonherbike bc i missed my original URL

#megamazing #i have had this same main blog for 11 years now #and had 3 total URLs and the first one i changed after like a month #i made my IG this handle bc i missed it but i just needed her back idk! #it's a dar williams lyric and truly #everyone should listen to when i was a boy #the irony is i myself cannot ride a bike lol i half learned as a kid then haven't ridden since

[aftermathing]

I'm like. actively being abused at home. What do I even do about that.

#:// #Today she said I am disgusting and unapproachable and will never have friends or find love because I make everyone I meet uncomfortable #Because I don't shave my legs #When I told her I keep blacking out from my chronic pain she said 'that's a little dramatic' #When I told her I should probably go to the hospital for that she shushed me because she was trying to watch her fuckin. Fringe show #Always with the shushing. Every time I speak :(( #She said I should go out & do something and quit being so lazy. So i said I would ride my bike but the tire is flat #She said 'why are you so useless' :(( #When I was projectile vomiting for three days I told her I had a 104°F temperature and she said 'darn' #I asked if she wanted to watch Ponyo with me and she said 'oh my god I don't want to watch your stupid crap shit' #When I dropped a cup of gatorade and mopped it up (agony for chronic pain btw) she felt where it was still sticky and said #I'm so stupid and it's my fault we have ants (we do not have ants) #So I said 'yeah mommy I think my fine motor skills are getting worse I can't hold things or swallow very well' #She said 'have you tried paying attention??' :(((( #I told her I had a sunburn and it hurt and she said 'youre so needy' #I got beat up in middle school and I was crying about it and she said it was all my fault because I was annoying #I was also sexually assaulted that same week but after the way she responded to that I was not going to tell her #One time when we were at the doctor and checked yes for suicidal thoughts she started screaming and crying #About how much we hate her and think she is a bad mother and how ungrateful we are #If I read this list to her she would say I was making it up and trying to make her look like a bad evil person #Because she is!!! She insults and belittles me so much I genuinely wish she would just beat my ass instead #I'm 20 years old why are you talking to me this way #I know it's all verbal abuse but. I'm so fucking miserable I want to die living here #Oh wait one time she strangled my little sibling because they complained about finding blood in their can of tuna

[backhurtyy]

THE BIKES OH MY GODDD like my hometown being a small shitty town (a historical town no less like she was NOT built with modern infrastructure in mind) isn't huge on bikes so moving to my uni city was ENLIGHTENING. i have had surprisingly few run-ins with actual cars considering my frankly bullshit methods of crossing roads but the BIKES????? i cant hear them coming and dont look bc of aforementioned bullshit the way ive almost died several times bc of cyclists they try and wipe you clean out they have BLOODLUST inside those helmets

and the deliveroo cyclists that just. RIDE UP ONTO THE SIDEWALK??? LIKE??? they have no excuse then, i’m not in their way or anything!!! i’m minding my own business on the sidewalk!!! where i’m supposed to be!!! they fully just want to murder everyone i think!!! i’ve almost gotten taken out by more than i can say because they just come SCREECHING in and park their bike on the sidewalk

#like what’s the requirement to ride for deliveroo? deep seated rage? a hatred for all pedestrians? impeccable aim? #is there a rewards system? ​like hey you get a free meal if you kill five pedestrians in one go!!! #you know who i think they should target? tourist groups that stop in the middle of the street and ignore you when you say excuse me. #FUCK THOSE GROUPS! #also about the bikes too. i love the little hand covers everyone has over the handlebars. they’re so funny looking #we don’t have them in the us lmao #probably because everything is too spread out to ride your bike. but that’s besides the point #i’m glad this feeling is mutual #answered #hella tag #oh my god wait i have the most insane story to tell you. i am going to dm you it actually because i can’t explain in the tags #i need more than 140 characters

[zhuhongs]

want to write in my journal but im sleepy and dont wanna but i do but i dont. if i could write and lie in bed i would but i cant. typing long thoughts on my phone has become insufferable. gosh i wanna go to bed. but i know i wont lollll

#smth smth im finally getting the experienced i want but i end up comparing them to everyone else anyways. social media is a curse #im glad to be picking up habits like eating healthier and going outside more and hiking and biking and that my study abroad experience is #my own and i cant compare myself to others but yk. but yea i just. need to continue more with things that ground me and spend more time #living than be on my ohone. unrelated but i wanna buy these sauce bowls i saw at shilin ys. and try a few food stalls there. also my hair #is growing out weird and its grey but the roots are brown and i like my hair but i dont and i feel like i just keep changing my appearance #in order to like... run away from myself and that ive lived my whole life trying to affect as few ppl as possible and like. look at where #that has gotten me. like im fine but i can be so much more and. yea. idk. i want to stay here but im not sure if i should and i can but #man. idk. yea. thats all.

[jyanadavega]

This race makes me really sad thinking about how th Suzuki lost everything since the retirement news. They were doing good stuff and being consistent and clearly improving every race and now they're just not there. And instead of having two more contenters and more interest for each race we just have boring race after boring race because aleix and Fabio are the only one able to being always good and Fabio is still one level above Aleix. And other than that we have one Ducati but it's only one Ducati by race so not only does this doesn't bring much but also it left absolutely no suspense for the championship. Like I thought at the beginning it would be a fun season because it seems that all team could win but now I realized that it was just smoke screen.

#motogp #before i was unhappy with fabio #like i was with Marc #because they make race boring #but maybe i should be mad at everyone else for being so bad #especially their team #like suzuki fucks their rider by quitting in the middle of their season #ktm provide just the worst bike after forcing a kid to join them #and ducati are not able to have more than two good bike by races

[crossbackpoke-check]

Dylan Larkin has become an Au Pair for the Summer.

is that not exactly what quinn’s summer insta post said?? “hanging out with the boys & our cool au pair”?? :))) the way i have a note from a MONTH AGO written on my phone that says

one of our swim instructors is so so good with kids and he’s the perfect victim for scenarios so basically everyone’s in love with him and what i’m SaYiNg is summertime melted ice cream sticky sunscreen pool au with WHO i have a craving

like are you in my notes app. have you got my google docs password. because besTIE!! you have given me a gift!!! dylan larkin babysitter extraordinaire that’s who.

mind is frantically brrring trying to decide if competent & capable au pair dylan falls in love with the DNR worker at the park he always takes the kids to OR with the hot father figure whose kids he takes care of,,, 🤪

#liv in the replies #should also mention i am absolutely obsessed with this steve/billy nanny/lifeguard fic which like. thanks i’ll take that in a baker’s dozen #and is the reason i have the craving in the first place besides the fact that everyone really is a little bit in love with this swim teacher #if you didn’t know the hot dad is henrik & i am incredibly tempted to completely ignore the canon in favor of a canon i can work with #which is henrik saying he’d be a billet dad to two (?) new rookies (y’know. mo played in rögle i can swing it also ray ray is swedish 👀) #and then completely not realizing how much help he would need to take care of the kids so he hires au pair dylan #who is working his way through college @ umich as an au pair (he can’t live in during the school year bc class but if it’s summer… live in) #yes the DNR worker is bert who else would it be i’m also stating for the record that there’s a bike park so bert can bandage the kids’ knees #it is incredibly tempting to keep dylan’s kids as the ragtag usntdp crew & have him travel around to different houses working himself #to the bone taking care of the kids until someone finally notices & takes care of HIM (am i projecting a little captaincy here absolutely) #dylan working an overnight shift babysitting quinn & jack & luke & he was up till three am bc jack was scared of the thunderstorm #& turning around to get cole ready to go to summer camp by 7 then picking up trevor after he drops cole off & taking him to the park (does #dyl nearly fall asleep & panic that he’s lost trevor?) dark circles under his eyes but he’s gotta do the work it’s fine he loves the kids #brain magnamoniously said ‘you could also have a dylan/zach pairing’ but declined to provide plot or context so just know that’s an option #dylan dealing with the hughes house shenanigans of all the kids’ parents go away on a trip & dyl spends a month out at the lake house w/them #while their parents are on a cruise & OH neighbor??? hot neighbor??? (hot neighbor can be a dilf OR a dick with a heart of gold) (either way #the kids help matchmake & i do keep saying kids with the implication that they’re de-aged a lil bit for logic purposes quinn can be ten he’s #the oldest and responsible & his little solemn face helping dylan make mac n cheese is priceless to me oh i love it so then age-wise… #jack is 9? zeegs is also 9 & so is cole luke is the baby he’s six & honestly that’s perf the boys are old enough they can do some things but #too young to be left on their own so actually i’ve fallen in love with this mo & lucas can be other kids on the lakeeeee they’re friends w/) #& the kids all get together & want to have play dates & spend time together so that’s how dyl gets to know the hot neighbor #still have not decided whomst i want if you’ve made it this far in the tags please weigh in there is the convincing argument of ray ray #imprinting like a lil duckling on bert during the season but also henrik wears cable knit sweaters & he’s a dilf & that’s the argument #fully also the valid option of t-rated babysitting shenanigans slice of life w/vague flirtations dyl’s milk shaking all the boys to the yard #have just considered. bert has a baby. i could give bert a baby in this. we’re not gonna DO IT but we all just know this right #he could have little pigtails that match his baby’s with scrunchies & i hate it here i’m making it UP it’s not real it can’t hurt me #also hope u all know z’s ass is getting roasted there WILL be a scene of them playing king of the hill on a big lake mat &mo destroys z ktfo #moritz seider may not be dylan’s child in this but he will most certainly be the author’s favorite child in this & you will be able to know #also sorry not sorry to be like this but au pairs getting monthly pocket money… come and show me how it’s done… 😵‍💫dylan sugar baby send twe #also also: dylan foreign exchange coming to live in sweden with henrik & being his au pair & henrik can still play hockey 😗 mo & lucas too