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lovers of hardbacks, unite (or, more likely, divide)!

dear reader! hello! do you enjoy hardback books? do you love having opinions and pressing buttons on tumblr dot com?? then oh, boy, do i have just the poll for you!!

say you're reading a hardback book that comes with a dust jacket--a book you own, perhaps, or have borrowed from a loved one or lifelong rival or sworn enemy, or anywhere else besides the library (for the purposes of this poll, we must both Have and Be Able To Remove The Dust Jacket, i'm sorry, it's very important for Science™).

please answer for your IDEAL/MOST COMMON COURSE OF ACTION--weird exceptions need not apply (unless you want them to, or you want to holler about said exceptions in the tags/replies/reblogs. i don't know your lifestyle, but i DO want to know your polarizing opinions on the care and keeping of dust jackets) (you can also holler about why you chose what you did in general, even without weird exceptions. in fact, i look forward to reading this Discourse).

***this is SPECIFICALLY ABOUT HARDBACKS, please don't skew my science with paperback propaganda :( i myself tend toward a paperback way of being, but right now Inquiring Minds Need To Know About Dust Jackets and Dust Jackets Alone***

#i take it off WHILE READING because otherwise they get in my way #and then put them back on for safekeeping on the shelf #unless i lose them or it's too much trouble #or if they aren't pretty

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...transmasc Isabella

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Me before living in Seattle: Man Dan and Swampy really hate Seattle, why do they always make it look like that?

Me after living in Seattle: Oh I see. It just is like that.

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Ao3 said you don't get to hide your shame from the world that easy

Ao3, that was RUDE.

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Oh that might have been me, I was rereading the comments on one of the fic and noticed a typo in my reply to your comment so I edited it to fix the typo. I'm sorry u_u

Ao3, that was RUDE.

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me: i write for myself and no other, art is a passion project that comes from my heart, the only approval I need is my own

also me, as I think this: -refreshes comment section of story over and over and over and ove-

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What's this Monty keeps saying about his dad and Doofenshmirtz being sworn enemies? Perry the Platypus didn't get cuckolded by a Panda from Seattle for Francis Monogram to try stealing his title out from under him.

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I’m the Albert vote I have no clue who these characters are I just picked it because Albert is a cool name

They're Phineas and Ferb characters. I can tell you about Albert when I get home but if you feel like doing your own digging check out the episode Not Phineas and Ferb from season 3, that's the one where he's introduced.

#we can also just leave it here i'm easy #maybe you don't care enough #that's fine too

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Saw a bunny on my commute 🐇

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Sorry Irving. You'll always be famous to me 🫡

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The thing about how much Dan Povenmire loves Doofenshmirtz is that like. I get it. I'm my characters' number one hype man I love my special guys and if I had one of my special guys become so widely beloved I would definitely be right in the trenches with the fans just enjoying my special guy with them.

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"A hedgehog?"

🦔🟥⬛

"Shadow the Hedgehog!?"

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As much as I do like a just some guy character I think there should be more characters who are Shadow the Hedgehog. I meant that metaphorically like characters who occupy the same archetype niche as Shadow but I think it should also be used literally too. More people should just transplant Shadow the Hedgehog into their writing.