wanna boy that doesn’t think im annoying, that listens to me ramble and lets me talk when I need to talk and doesn’t mind my hyper moods or that I can’t shut up when we’re watching movies or that im loud or that I can be really touchy, wanna boy that lets me be myself around him
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Thinking about being with someone who thinks binders and packers are sexy. Thinking about getting to take my shirt off and hear someone hiss at the sight, dragging their fingers across my chest, admiring the flattened shape and and masculine silhouette. Rubbing my skin and stroking me as my body arouses them. Feeling them rub my packer, groping it and then rubbing themselves against it, simply taking pleasure in how my body makes them feel.
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I need a partner that gets turned on when I get angry. That when I raise my voice in frustration or anger they are dropping to their knees or pulling down their panties while trying to unzip my pants at the same time. Someone that wants nothing more than to fuck me while I’m pissed, that wants to what calms down and wants me to take out every frustrated moment out on their holes
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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.
like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been
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girl I hope ur okay. I hope ur frolicking under the spring sun despite it all
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I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.
Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.
If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.
I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.
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