#not cool bro

[wolfythewitch]

you know you you never gave me the vibe that you'd be christian. I dont mean that in any negative way, more like i would have expected you to be into some other religion like paganism or budism for some reason, but your jesus art is absolutely adorable

Yeah I get that a lot haha. You'd think with all the cannibalistic imagery that I would have the vibes but alas. Religious sanctification. I can talk about how the devouring of divinity is such an interesting concept because it implies there is an everpresent hunger or how Jesus' humanity is arguably more important than his divinity because it's his humanity that allows him to bleed but I don't think my church is ready for that

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #you cant go your blood is wije your flesh is bread and not have me immediately explode #*wine #wolfy religious tedtalks #i talked about blood too much one time and they snitched on me to my mom #granted i was eight #but still #not cool bro

[patrothestupid]

family betrayal

#furry #furry art #furry anthro #anthro art #furry dog #furry alien #amlien and virgil #not cool bro #but little baby amlien aaaaw

[cadathecat]

human took half of my nails while i was sleepin' and now i'm angy..

#not cool bro #cats of tumblr #cada the cat #animals #black cats #cats

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

It really ought to be illegal to make horror movie trailers unskippable

#or at least to show genuinely horrifying or graphic content in unskippable horror trailers #not cool bro

[mommypieck]

to the creep that visits me at my job, i hope you are happy that you distracted me from reading smut just because of your creepy things

#not cool bro

[spade3erace]

I once again learn why I shouldn’t look through a tag before finishing the game I’m playing. That spoiler was ouch. Oh well can’t wait to meet the character who apparently dies or something idk.

#you’d think I’d learn how to avoid spoilers after 10 years of fandom #but noooooo #like an idiot I pull the classic #google the name and it says death next to it in the search bar #but tumblr version #of looking though a tag and stumbling on a screenshot with a huge spoiler #not cool bro #anyways #fandom #video games #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #persona 3 reload spoilers #persona 3 spoilers #just for context I’m going in blind as P5 was my first persona game

[hannovers]

wtf

#not cool bro #nazem kadri #colorado avalanche #avs lb

[if-mirrormine]

You should check out Infamous IF (@/infamous-if), then! It also has an RO who can either be your ex-lover or ex-best friend. They are very hostile though, but I love them very much for it.

i just read the intro post and im already in love omg

#who has been gatekeeping this from me #not cool bro #😔😔 #message received☎️ #anonymous

[loathed-to-be-her-hound]

From a Garroth enjoyer… Laurance>>> garroth

#specifically currently #ep 92 etc #absolutely bonkers #in a bad way #garroth got loser disease rn #not cool bro #mcd #minecraft diaries #garroth mcd

[plushievik]

woke up middle of the night with the worst tummy ache of my life . Wtf

#not cool bro #bun.txt

[alanna-goth]

i really hate how most apps force you to sign up, when looking at something....

#not cool bro #alanna speaks

[the-mold-is-coming]

I curse you, ancient greeks

And Romans too. I curse thee, for making up your gods, because now I have to rush a late group assignment on different artistic representations of Venus.

I appreciate you all for making Percy Jackson possible but right now all I desperately desire is to go back to reading KnB fanfiction.

Why must you curse me? Why do you hate me specially, to bestow such a burden upon my frail soul? Why do you make the skies fall down on my barely conscious mind, devoid of thought and knowledge, lazy as fuck, and ready to give it all up?

For fucks' sake, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS A GROUP PROJECT???'

Are you taunting me? Is this funny to you? You, who entertain yourselves with the struggles of us, mere mortals, could not have picked a target more worthy of your mischef? Oh, ancient gods, I beg for your forgiveness, so just this once have Athena possess me for a second to jolt my brain back into a moderately concious state, enough for my exhausted remaining braincell to entertain thoughts useful for this endeavour?

OH, GODS OF GREAT WISDOM, WHY ARENT YOU ON MY SIDE?

#greek mythology #greece #greek gods #percy jackson #percy pjo #roman mythology #roman goddess #greek goddess #venus #aphrodite #venus de milo #college #really yall why are you doing this to me #not cool bro #zeus #jupiter #whatever #make it stop

[sebbys-mama]

I left a (positive) comment on a fic on Ao3 and someone replied with the following:

#not cool bro #not cool #ao3 troll #ao3

[faultsofyouth]

just saw a centipede in my house for the first time ever in my life

#Not cool bro #I didn't kill him. But he is dead now #My posts

[ask-amaryllis-academy]

I got sick

Updates are slower as a result sowwy

#right after graduation i get the flu? #not cool bro #pls universe gimme a break im still moving too #not having a fun time just breathing so im sure youll forgive me #eco echos #delete later

[apesoformythoughts]

“Robin Wood lay happily with his head in Marian's lap. She sat between the roots of the lime tree, clad in a one-piece smock of green girded with a quiver of arrows, and her feet and arms were bare. She had let down the brown shining waterfall of her hair, which was usually kept braided in pigtails for convenience in hunting and cookery, and with the falling waves of this she framed his head. She was singing a duet with him softly, and tickling the end of his nose with the fine hairs.”

— The Once and Future King

#not cool bro #t.h. white #sure destroy me #the once and future king