#not complaining im just shocked

[koschei-the-ginger]

a brief summary of the x files

season 1-6: There is definitely something going on between Mulder and Scully but... will they 👉👈? won't they? who knows... season 7: their first kiss 💖 it's all strictly platonic though, don't worry season 8-9: these two are SUCH good friends🤗 they have a baby together :) platonically, of course *bts celibacy.gif* season 10: something definitely happened but it's long gone😞 season 11: yeah these two 50 year olds FUCK all the time lol

#txf #the x files #season 11 scully: am I getting too old? at least mulder is older. us having sex probably won't change anything but I should still try #and then she did... and we all saw that 👁👄👁 #not complaining im just shocked #msr

[wolfxe]

i now understand what people mean by the curse of a Tumblr post that gets more than 500 notes. where are all of these people coming from

#og #im glad my explanation of the boops is helpful but damn thats a lot of notifs #not complaining! just surprised #someone said soemthing about pregnant castiel in the notes. and good for them it just almost killed me out of shock #update: #i did in fact turn off reblogs for the post #cause it got to 10k notes and my blood pressure started rising

[garbagefromatoilet]

criston cole is played by fabien frankel and yet there is ZERO criston x reader/oc on this god forsaken internet in the year of our lord 2022 and im losing my mind

theres more fanfic for KONER a character that had like 3 min of screen time (he was played by joseph quinn so i get it but FABIEN ???)

#im just complaining #but im genuinely shocked that there is basically nothing #first world struggles #if there is some kind of revolution in criston cole fics im just letting yall know im taking credit for it #lol #criston cole x reader #ser criston cole #criston cole #ser criston cole x reader #ser crispin #house of the dragon #hotd #house targaryen #game of thrones

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[br1nana-bread]

We waited so long for the Bubbline kiss, and the boys get it just like that????

#adventure time #bubbline #fiona and cake #marshell lee #gary prince #im not complaining #im just shocked #i cant believe my eyes #also im living for butch pb

[tagapagsalaysay]

One way or another I will make even conceptually worse art

#post #doodles #taskmaster #homestuck // #alex horne #greg davies #yeah yeah yeah yeah im planning to draw the guys okay #im just preoccupied ohhh i miss grandma? No. im in psychic ghost hell #Ill also complain. But groceries. cost waytoo much now. Fuck my entire life #Also I've accepted my fate as guy gradually pushing the boundaries of what is morally acceptable. No not about the whole real life thing. #About these cursed drawings that seem to have no end #shock art #israeIis dni

[deoidesign]

Melatonin is a delicate balancing act, it took some time to find a dose that helped me fall and stay asleep without leaving me groggy after 8/10 hours. For me, that has been 10 mg gradually increased to such over a few weeks then steady since.

I also take roughly a week without it every month or two, as the bottle recommends. Listen to your body and do what you can. Good luck, and thank you for the sweet gay were/pire comic<3

Yeah, I can tell my sweet zone is somewhere between 3 and 6 mg, at least right now. Or at least I think it is. Admittedly my sleep has been absolutely horrible since I was a kid so my standards on "not tired" are pretty low, so I'm not actually sure if they're any good right now. All I know is I'm getting more than 2 hours of sleep at a time, and I'm not spending every waking moment fighting off a nap!

Thanks for the confirmation I've gotta test with it and go off and on and such, my doc didn't give me a straight answer on that (he just kept saying take it as needed... I need it every night!!!). 75% of the time being good is way better than 0% so I'll take what I can get!

And the gay comics are the least I can do 🧡 thank you for reading it!

#my boyfriend actually commented unprompted that ive been complaining less about being tired all the time..m #like dont get me wrong. im still tired #but it has been a WORLD of a difference. #like. its been every day since i was like 14 that just. all day i could fall right back asleep #and every night i wake up every. other. hour. #ive never really been able to sleep longer than 2 hours at a time #so ive never gotten uhm. good sleep before. #and ive had to stay in bed 14. 16. 20 hours to even feel like i can GET UP!!!! #super bad hahaha #but I'll take a week of that every month or so over every day #im just glad ive found a dose and combo thats workint for me cause ive tried melatonin before and it didnt help #but that was qlso before i used those nose strips. which also help me a lot? #so i think the combo is important #and i wouldn't be shocked if in 5 years i learn of another secret sleeping ingredient #anyways. maybe i can line up the bad sleep week off melatonin with the other week that sucks every month auajjddjdjejdj #see how it goes lol #oh ive also been taking other vitamins which have also been helping #so that combo leaves me with some actual waking time that im not fighting off a nap #this is why I've been posting more recently btw lol #asks #jackedupjack

[sibyl-of-space]

ok im sorry i just got the most genuinely baffling piece of "feedback" in history and it's under the cut because i just need to dunk on this guy. i have already dunked on this guy in 2 different discord servers but that's not enough because.

somehow, by some mechanism, the most media illiterate gamer dudebro who i am still somehow facebook friends with [maybe we went to high school together???] saw me posting about my game demo, ACTUALLY PLAYED THE DEMO, and then gave me..... "feedback." it went as well as you might expect.

i don't think he has ever so much as read a book of his own volition, and it shows.

"

this has a lot of pretty personal things under a pretty thin veil of allegory, and ultimately it seems to exist for the sake of expressing a particular experience as a record. possibly legal even tbh i and anyone who plays may feel implicated somehow, but there arent choices in this game, there are characters with relationships you can hear describe to eachother there is nothing to thwart and its designed to ensure clear delivery of specific information in a direct manner This feels directed at someone, and knowing nothing about this situation and having barely played this game, you should probably talk to them or something?

"

.......where does one even begin. my response was just. "thanks for playing it! you don't seem to have much experience with visual novels, I encourage you to try more of them out."

[I DID NOT INSERT THOSE WEIRD COMMAS AND PARAGRAPH BREAKS BTW THAT IS LITERALLY HOW HE FORMATTED IT. AS ONE SINGLE LENGTHY MESSAGE.... BUT WITH COMMAS AND PARAGRAPH BREAKS]

#im genuinely just shocked that this person actually played the Clearly Not For Him thing #and then wrote an entire treatise in my inbox about how the story is making him uncomfortable or something #because he thinks it's personal and therefore Literal?????? #idk how to tell this guy that the deeply personal stuff is on Layer 5 Of Metaphors That Havent Been Revealed Yet #the demo is like little baby #he spent the other half of the message complaining about the auto text mechanic which i admit is still rough around the edges #but famously can be toggled off #anyway #get a load of this guy

[scatmaan]

Ok fellas I’m opening up commissions again..

Here is all my updated info :))

Please have references ready for me and an idea in mind.

If you’re more comfortable talking on a different platform, I’m willing to keep you updated on Discord, Twitter, or here on Tumblr.

Commissions will be posted publicly unless commissioner states otherwise. (It is completely fine if you don’t want your commission posted! Just let me know.)

#scatmaan complains #commissions #commission info #artists on tumblr #ill just keep this post pinned #n update whenever im open or closed in my bio #this may be a shock to some #since i havent posted half the art featured skjghj #but ive been taking on quite a few furry comms

[foxyfanz]

*sees Malleus Dorm pulls*

Me: Eh, why not...

First fucking pull:

Me in dumbfounded shock: FIRST PULL?!?!

YOU JUST GAVE IT TO ME GOOD SIR!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! OR IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING MEANT?!

#Bruh #BRUH #HOW?!?! #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #I GOT CAUGHT SO FUCKING OFF GUARD OMFG #i...i am speechless #im not complaining #just...fucking shocked

[crowithy]

You know you Texan when your eating on a patio while it's raining harder hell and thundering every 5 seconds

And you call it relaxing weather

#like its loud as hell on a metal roof but is still so nice out rn #shocked the event im at hasnt been cancled for safety reasons (most of us drive home and we head home pretty late so dark roads + #heavy rain #not very good to let a bunch of teens drive through #but i ain complaining just yet #so nice out #just words

[valandherweekofwonders]

i think that a ton of the people at my university are just former mean girls and it girls (gender inclusive actually). i've never before encountered such an environment absolutely chock full of people with unending mean streaks. does projecting your bitterness really make you feel good? do you only derive confidence from a sense of superiority? do you even want to have close connections with anyone? i'm sorry you're feeling insecure but this is not the way. please show compassion to yourself then extend this to others and you will be awarded your angel wings, i promise. you can all be such lovely people who are truly happy with themselves, don't be like this please.

#am genuinely surprised whenever i meet someone now at school that is kind #a recent friend has truly shocked me with how considerate and well mannered they are like ??? omg ?? #most people i keep meeting are just straight up mean flakey or more lowkey judgmental on the most trivial things to even their friends #it really disgusts me like thats how you talk to and about your bestie?? why would i want to be in your circle? it sounds horrible #like i can feel the pressure from them that to be in their graces i have to please and impress them im never just their friend #trying to put myself into different environments to meet new people that aren't like this but its hard and lonely for the time being #it'll be worth it when i do find those i match up with well #ezra.txt #im just complaining no ones really mean to me personally bc i dont associate closely with a lot of these people but oh my god #no wonder i had a psychotic break absolutely no love on that campus

[mayoiayasep]

....

#so i while i def get why people are disappointed that t.ouya's card looks disappointing i think it might also be bc from the looks of an and #-kohane's cards? his ass is not the main character in the upcoming event plot. a category 25million yuricane has just hit and yall are #-complaining about the guy?? fr?? #all jokes tho i do get it im just. still in shock over an's card like. jesus

[sonknuxadow]

wait is green hill zone actually not in sonic superstars. what

#im not complaining im just shocked because usually every single time they make a classic sonic nostalgia type game green hill is there #im not one of those people who gets angry whenever green hill shows up but i will admit it is a bit overused #so all new zones will be nice

[silverislander]

have discovered a new enemy while doing research for the honours essay. why are you pretending to understand psychology and BLATANTLY misinterpreting actual terms and concepts in order to tear down a movie aimed at teenage girls, my good bitch. i'm going to start biting

#you got the WRONG BITCH bc you just hit on two of my biggest interests (zombie movies and psychology) at once #FIRST of all. you dont have the credentials to be talking abt this and it shows bc why dont you know what psychotic means!! #simple shit!! you want to pretend you know psychology dont fuck up psychopathology psychopathy and psychosis! all different things! #you can BARELY conceive of narcissism. a one off joke about how a character recognizes his flaws and wishes he was respected more #is NOT proof to label someone as a fucking narcissist oh my god. id actually argue the complete opposite #you are accusing A Zombie of being abusive based on (checks notes) being scary looking eating brains and /protecting a girl/ #bc uhhhhhhh smth smth dark triad smth smth twi/ight #last time i checked thats literally just fucking normal ass zombie shit + him being NICE!! #its not male gaze 'ocular aggression' bestie he cant blink. hes dead. #talking about how the zombie is unrepentantly creepy when he Literally worries about coming off as creepy In The Movie out loud #SECONDLY to circle back why are you so stressed about twilight. thats not even the subject of the chapter #(there are good critiques of those movies but this is not that) #your book came out in 2015 why were you still shitting your pants and crying that girls were having fun 3yrs ago at the EARLIEST #reaching so fucking hard to 'um ackshewally [thing that teenage girls like] bad' im shocked you didnt throw your fuckin back out #your arguments are nonsensical your positions reveal an alarming level of sexism and you should be ashamed #levi.txt #believe it or not im having fun rn. im funny complaining not angry complaining #w@rm b0dies isnt a Good movie but i will go to bat for it actually. let teenage girls have fun garbage #god knows adult men have enough of their own to choose from ESP in this genre #and its a movie that has a lot of interesting shit someone could analyze!! im focusing on it as a representation of changing feminism #but id love to see a reading of its portrayal of zombiehood as disability + its cure narrative #or critiquing how it writes its female characters bc admittedly theyre bad ngl #or on how survival is represented in comparison to films like zomb!e/and (which i also love) where you 'earn' survival with competence! #genuinely there is even smth to be said for the problematic nature of the brain eating element. id be intrigued by that paper #i dont think its much worse than the play the movie is based on? but its not nothing #it Is ultimately a little bit fucked up and i dont think the movie explores it enough #but noooooo we gotta talk about how the zombie is a narcissistic abuser bc of the brain eating. ok

[suckmyballshoney]

We’re leaving in a parallel universe where people on facebook and instagram are starting to defend Lance 👁️👁️

WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR 6 YEARS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING ???

#Ive been in shock over this for a whole month now what is going on #certainly wont complain #like someone just went ‘pls tell me im not the only one thinking stroll should be gone from f1’ and they got destroyed by alonso fans like #facebook is full of trolls and haters and lance got defended 👁️👁️ #dont get me wrong they don’t call him a future wdc but they were neutral ?? full on neutral with no hate and a clear head ????? #holy moly I love objective people #they help me see the mistakes and yet they recognize talent when they see it #lance stroll