#not Salem

[bubblinelovechild]

Serious question, does anyone know what crwby’s beef with ironwood is? I know why they hate Adam but having this much malice for a character you went out of your way to make cartoonishly evil (even more so than you hate your morally worse main antagonists) is very weird.

#no other villain has this kind of smoke #not Jaque #not Salem #not neo or cinder #like wtf is going on? #did they base him off of somebody? #rwde

[sillykittysalem]

opening the door-OY!!

#not salem #pepper the pupper

[hawkeabelas]

while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

#salem says #princess leia the cat #i love her and she thinks i'm a living cat tree

[sincerelystesichorus]

i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#astarion is a black cat ppl going crazy rn #like yes actually #its me #will anyone else care about this comparison #has it already been done ill cry #salem was my fav growing up i built my evil gay personality around him #and now i have astarion to further bear the curse #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #bg3 memes #salem the cat #salem saberhagen #sabrina the teenage witch #astarion is a cat #qb #qb shitposts

[dykesbat]

Palestinian wedding at a tent in Rafah on January 18, 2024. Their names are Shahad (bride) and Mohammed al-Ghandour (groom). Photos taken by Mohammad Salem of Reuters.

#palestine #link 1 is to the reuters article and link 2 is to mohammed salem's author page.

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

#pumpkin spice season begins tomorrow in the US #psl #happily being a basic bitch starts now #erik jensen is a professor at salem state university #which delights me to no end #his specialty is ancient history

[salemoleander]

I am BARELY resisting going full red-strings-corkboard on this season. And by barely resisting I mean not resisting at all here is an extremely long list of the events those pins would be marking out.

BigB getting a Task that was a different color than everyone else's. It's not just a randomly assigned Hard Task, bc Scar rerolled for a Hard Task and his was also just a white envelope. It's fundamentally different.

That task taking BigB away from socialization, and seemingly being an incredibly time-consuming and dull request. Of profound disinterest to any watchers.

The phrasing of his Task!!

Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.

Everyone else's are direct and formal - the only one with more than one sentence was Skizz's, with the rule clarification of "One attempt only." Bigb's Task is four short abrupt sentences. It is also the only Task to contain extraneous information, 'Make it your base if you want.' The requirements (at least 3x3) feel like an afterthought to mimic the numerical/specific demands of the other tasks.

Evo symbol on the face of the Secret Keeper statue.

The fact that there's a statue at all; the fact that there is a physical representation of what is assigning tasks that everyone must complete, when previously everything was always handled via commands and unseen RNG.

Grian talking to the statue, and (bc of his Actual Role as game organizer) acting as a mediator for the impartial decisions handed down, speaking for it.

Grian making one last bad joke and saying he doesn't know if it counted or not- depends on whether we the audience laughed.

Grian asking for task recommendations from the audience. The watchers are making the tasks. The Watchers are making the tasks.

Again I could be off-base, and I'm not usually even that smitten with bringing in Evo lore. I don't want a Big Bad really...but. It feels like something very unusual and intentional and cool is happening in this series. And I'd guess we'll know if theres something going on once we have more than one data point.

My largely unfounded suspicion is that there is another being (maybe Listeners, maybe something else) trying to reach out to the Players via decoy Tasks, and BigB was the first recipient. Get them alone, make them of disinterest to the watchers, and tell them something we don't get to know.

Because that's the really, really fucking cool part (if my wacky theory is remotely right): We're the bad guys. We're the ones giving out tasks - hell, we're the ones actively brainstorming harder and crueller tasks in Grian's comments!

If they actually made a story where the Players have to keep secrets from us I will be delighted. Bc that is the same genius bullshit that made Evo Watcher lore so fun

#secret life #slsmp #life series #grian #secret life smp #bigb #i think im starting to get the shape of the conceit #this could all be nonsense of course. i may be completely off base and nothing will happen and it's just a normal life series #but it feels like there's something Larger happening here #anyways. will keep thinking and mulling this over and collecting scraps of evidence #secret life spoilers #slsmp spoilers #spoilers #salem meta #salem tag #im so enriched. i love being wrong about stories

[katzenklavierr]

That ol’ chart of mine makes the rounds online periodically and it drives me crazy because it’s frankly not very good. So, I finally got around to remaking it.

I doubt this will get anywhere near as popular, but I wanted to make it.

Good reference for animation, comics, and for visualizing phonetics!

#animation #animation reference #art reference #lip sync #linguistics #phonetics #phonology #artists on tumblr #Salem's clever art tag #ref #reference #500 #1k #5k #10k #25k

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: cults

#sorry if i missed any #only have 30 slots #horror #horror movies #horror cults #horroredit #moviesedit #filmedit #cinema #horror cinema #horror aesthetic #*mine* #midsommar #the wicker man #get out #the other lamb #hereditary #rosemary's baby #the void #the devil rides out #suspiria #the house of the devil #last shift #mandy #children of the corn #the apostle #the empty man #kill list #lords of salem #messiah of evil

[angstydiaz]

me when YET ANOTHER SHOW I LIKE GETS CANcELLED

#CAN I PLEASE LIKE SOMETHING FOR ONCE I BEG #GOD #shadow and bone #six of crows #gonna tag the others that have suffered the same fate as i #julie and the phantoms #netflix #the society #first kill #the wilds #i am not okay with this #lockwood and co #paper girls #a league of their own #grease rise of the pink ladies #warrior nun #motherland fort salem #willow 2022

[woof-squiggles]

funeral

#salem offers art #> i think he deserves one #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc pomni #tadc gummigoo #art #artwork #fanart #illustration #digital art #clip studio #csp #undescribed #tadc spoilers

[sillykittysalem]

Emmett wants you to know that the highlight of his day is when we scroll through your pics together when I get home after work to make sure I didn’t miss one. (I WILL like them all hehe.)

Also this pic is a few months old, but look at his lil face 🥺💜

Right, so I've tried answering this ask twice now, but both times the app has crashed. I think it might be because I added on a video of Salem that was an entire minute long lol. so instead, here is a still frame from said silly video. I hope it will suffice.

I call this his "roadkill face"

#emmett is such a cutiepie #give him a lil forehead kiss for me please 😘 #scrungy cat #black cat #ask: answered #not salem #but also Yes salem

[teddybeartoji]

18+ mdni; gn!reader

thinking about roomie!suguru, who steps out of the bathroom with just a towel hanging loosely around his waist. it's dangerously low and his happy trail is... leading your eyes to a forbidden place. water droplets cascade down his temple and his neck, his scarred chest and his toned muscles.

he finishes drying his hair with another, smaller towel before slinging it over his shoulder. he gives you a warm smile. there's still a bit of sleep in his tired eyes but he looks fresh, he looks good.

(he looks more than good.)

the morning light shines in through the small window of your shared kitchen and he hums at the smell of coffee. you're an angel leaning on the counter, hands busy with preparing your drink as he steps inside.

he chuckles. he asked you a question but you didn't hear it. he smells so fucking good; the smell of his shampoo and his fancy conditioner wash over your senses and it's easy to forget where you are. his eyes flick behind you before walking over to you with a smug little grin.

he bores his sharp purple eyes into yours – he loves how you react to him. he doesn't shy away from it, he's cockier than he looks. he loves the attention, he loves to be in your spotlight. he wouldn't care so much if you were a stranger, if you were a random person on the street ogling away, ut you're neither of those things, are you? no, you're something else.

he exudes warmth as he towers over you, his head tilted down to keep his eyes on you. he wants to play with you a little – he loves the way you're staring up at him right now. eyes big and wide, lip tucked under between your teeth. he's good with people, he can read them like a book and you're no different. he sees you swallow a dry lump, he sees you grace him with a flustered smile as you try to brush by the fact that he caught you admiring him red handed. he sees the way you're taking deeper breaths than normal, surely just to keep your composure. he can't wait to break you.

his arm reaches behind you to turn off the coffee machine with a small click.

"wouldn't wanna make a mess this early in the morning, now would we?"

melting. crumbling. falling down to your knees. you hate how much he teases (you love it), you hate how patronizing he sounds (it's hot). he's the only one that can get away with it – a charming smile that hides his deepest desires of sinking his teeth into little lambs like you, soft eyes that hide the need to watch them unfold before him.

his gentle hands long to hold, long to keep and covet. he thinks about you a lot; your shared mornings and afternoons, your exhausted naps and bitter rants about your days. shy gazes and lingering touches, stupid jokes and the cute little hidden sounds he keeps hearing from your room in the late hours. he's being patient, he's warming you up.

he's just as infatuated with you as you are with him. he's just more subtle with it.

or is he?

because you've heard him, too.

you don't know whether he's doing it unknowingly or he's actually trying to make you go insane – whichever it is, you are ready to bend at his will. soft groans accompanied by a steady slick pump; you didn't mean to listen in. you just wanted to make sure he's okay!

ear against the wooden door, you listened to him think about you. your name was on the tip of his tongue, but it was too early for that. he wants to smear you with his honey, he wants to drag you in but he needs to wait for it. this is perfect.

he did know you're were there.

he heard the floor creak, he heard the cutest gasp that left your pretty lips. fuck, you're perfect. his head was lolled back as he stroked himself to the thought of your wide, doe-eyes. how flustered you'd be, how flustered you were in that very moment. he imagined your trembling hands and your stuttered words and his dick twitched in his palm.

he thought about inviting you in and just making him watch as a form of punishment, for being a little pervert. he shuddered out a laugh and watched a glob of pre-cum cover his own fingers before mixing with the saliva and spit that's covering him already. he thought about making you sit between his legs so he could jerk off right in front of your beautiful face, he thought about your wobbly lips, your teary eyes. the way your thighs would press together.

your fingers would itch and twitch and he'd make you place them on your legs. he wouldn't want you to touch. yet. maybe he'd make you apologize and maybe he'd make you kiss the tip. he thought about how good you'd smell, how good you'd taste. another raspy groan crawled up his throat and you were about to cum untouched behind his door. like a creep.

he loves it. he's proud of you, he wants to push you even further. he wants to see what else he can make you do. this is exciting and he can't wait to devour you whole as a reward after he's done bullying himself into your body and your mind. utterly loved and corrupted—

— you're meant for him.

#SUGURUUUUUU I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING YOUUU I APOLOGIZEEE I LOVE YOU SOOOSO MUCH #where'd i get the inspo for this? i listened to deftones in the shower😌😌😌😌😌 #i love this suguru btw #HE'S STILL A LOVERBOY THOUGHHH #but he's a sneaky little thing you know #he likes to play with his prey before he goes in for the bite #the love bite ofc #ALSO headcanoning him as the biggest deftones listenerrrrr lani and salem are you hearing meeeeeeeee #we're gonna have one big makeout sesh!!!!!! #sugu #geto #geto x reader #geto drabble #geto x you #jjk #geto suguru #geto suguru drabble #wtf mickey can write #geto smut #geto suguru x reader #jjk geto #jjk x reader #jjk drabble #bro i can't make sense of present and past and future apparently #my apologies

[vampiire-diary]

#goth aesthetic #vampire #dark aesthetic #goth #gothic #vampcore #vampire aesthetic #vampire goth #dark fantasy #dark academia #dark grunge #dark gothic #goth style #salem #witchcraft #witches

[villain-disorder]

Unfortunately, I think stigmatised disorder (personality disorders, psychotic disorders, etc) culture is realising something you experience has a name and finally feeling seen, but you go to google it for more resources and only find people talking about how horrible and morally evil you are for daring to have that symptom you never chose in the first place.

#psychotic #disability #actually psychotic #psychosis #schizo spectrum #personality disorder #cluster b #cluster b safe #npd safe #actually schizoaffective #aspd safe #bpd safe #actually bpd #actually cluster b #neurodivergent #salem speaks #schizospec #ableism

[taikoturtle]

My Friends: have you seen this TV show?

Me: no, but thanks to tumblr,

#i dont watch everything #but thanks to tumblr #i’ll never need to #i absorb TV shows through tumblr mutual osmosis #this is how i feel with all the motherland fort salem posts right now #i know the character’s names #and a vague idea of things #but i think ive only ever actually watched 30 min of episode 1 lol