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porcelainapparition · 28 days
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Nathan for Me ❤️‍🔥
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On the car ride home after the monsters see Barbie:
Neil, kisses Andrew's cheek:
Andrew: I hate you
Neil, grinning:
Andrew: Don't. Neil don't.
Neil: I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Andrew: Stop it
Neil: I'M JUST KEN
Nicky: WHERE HE SEES LOVE, YOU SEE A FRIEND
Andrew: I will hurt you
Kevin, high on feminism: WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HIM TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN?
Andrew: Don't make me turn this car around
Everyone staring at Aaron expectantly:
Aaron: No
Everyone still staring:
Aaron, sighing: And fight for me?
Everyone: I'M JUST KEN
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chibinatx3 · 5 months
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One must imagine Monotora as a plushie.
Which you won’t have to think much upon as I drew up this ref sheet for funsies!
This is my treat to you @danganronpa96 so I hope you enjoy it :D
For some reason Monotora has been destroying my artblock there must be some scientific explanation to this 🧐
Anyways I need to take a nap now it’s 3am rn lmao
Night night as I write this ^v^
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teecupangel · 1 year
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Seeing so many animal Desmond tropes and I can't believe no one suggested the hooded pitohui. Some people thought pitohui!Desmond was being dumb when he didn't fly away but jokes on them when most people became paralyzed, some died, but no one believed it to be Desmond's fault except the Assassins he hangs around.
If the name sounds familiar, you might have heard of the hooded pitohui from this tumblr post.
As hooded pitohuis are mostly known for having black and orange plumage, just imagine Desmond to be more on the black and Assassin red plumage.
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For this one, Desmond’s toxicity is a special case in the sense that he can amplify or weaken the poison he emits as there is some Isu Bullshit involved but in general…
We all know hooded pitohuis are toxic but Assassins (and Templars) before modern day didn’t so…
Altaïr: Definitely felt the numbness and the burning sensation when he handled Desmond for the first time. Instead of going “Oh, this is bad”, he definitely did experiments with Desmond which includes getting samples of Desmond’s feathers from various parts of his body and checking where the numbness originates from. Would definitely rub Desmond on his throwing knives and blades. Would absolutely get some poor crusader or guard to lick Desmond just to see how bad Desmond’s poison can get. (Desmond agrees to all of these ‘experiments’ because Altaïr also gives the best berries and shares his own food to Desmond)
Ezio: Didn’t know Desmond was poisonous until Leonardo told him. Leonardo also did experiments with Desmond and the poison blade is based on Desmond’s poison (thanks to Altaïr’s experiments). Definitely licked his hand after touching Desmond because Leonardo told him to.
Ratonhnhaké:ton: Learned Desmond is poisonous after observing him sitting on Haytham’s shoulder and rubbing his bird body against Haytham’s cheek. Also… Haytham was immobilized for hours. Hard not to understand that Desmond was poisonous after that. Doesn’t make Desmond poison his weapons nor ask for any poisoned feathers. On the other hand, Desmond makes a good hunting companion who can easily numb their prey enough that Ratonhnhaké:ton can take them down. They have a relationship similar to a wolf and a corvid. Absolutely never tried to lick his hands after touching Desmond, who the hell does that???
Edward: It is an unwritten rule not to shoot down seabirds in ships and some, like Edward, practice the whole ‘do not shoot birds EVER’ tradition that some sailors/pirates do. So when there’s this small black and red bird that starts flying near him, Edward just makes sure that he doesn’t shoot it. Edward never learns that Desmond is toxic. He consider the bird a sign that he was going to be lucky today, mostly believing the guards are groggy or sick because they’re still drunk. It’s only after he actually joined the Brotherhood that he learns of the poisonous bird of legends and went “Oooohhhh…”. He definitely licked his hands after touching Desmond and it was by accident and he just thought that the latest rum he drank was special.
Shay: Liam definitely dared him to lick his hand after touching Desmond. Hope told him not to do it. He absolutely did. He still sees the bird at times even after he defected but the bird never comes near him again. The only time it ever comes near is when it sits on Master Kenway’s shoulder. Shay had to help Master Kenway once more twice after being poisoned by the bird though.
Arno: The poison the Brotherhood uses is based on Desmond’s poison. They don’t normally interact though but Desmond had been kind enough to let Arno rub his blades against his feathers whenever he becomes low on poisoned ammo. No. Arno did not lick his hand after touching Desmond. He wasn’t stupid. (… he might have tried to rub his face on Desmond’s fur after Élise broke up with him but he was drunk so that shouldn’t count!)
Evie and Jacob: They both heard of the poisoned bird of legends, of course. Desmond likes to fly around them whenever they have a mission. Evie told Jacob not to lick his hand after holding Desmond. Jacob stared at Evie dead in the eye as he licked… Desmond himself. It was very traumatizing for everyone involved.
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mestisang-cavitena · 7 months
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JUSKO PATAWA KA??? HAHAHAHA
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yogadaily · 1 year
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(via Pin by Meg Spaulding on Yoga | Yoga, Yoga poses   || Curated with love by yogadaily) 
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aquar-io · 10 months
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san francisco is so dangerous for me bc EVERYTHING has free delivery, even the mf weed. i am never leaving my apartment
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devincollinsofficial · 2 months
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loxalotl · 6 months
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All the good stuff <3
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cmdrjoop · 7 months
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NO REGRETS!!!
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betelgeusey · 1 year
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Always fight for yourself because no one's going to fight harder for you than you are. You never want to look back and think I wish I had done this. #noregrets #fightforyourrighttoparty #damnpam (at Harnett County, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpanDG3O_TZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Put yourself first and don’t apologize for it
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phoenix-noire · 1 year
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#homelesslivesmatter
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viciousracoonwizards · 9 months
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Just saw the Barbie movie, and no joke: life-changing. Funny. Brilliant. DEEPLY weird. Transformative. Ryan gosling, but just...so dumb and SO RIPPED....effervescent....
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swarehime73 · 10 months
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At the end of your life, you will lament when your physical body has been consumed, and you will say, “How I hated discipline, and how my heart despised correction. Proverbs 5:11‭-‬12 ,, We need to live our lives for our Father, so that at the end of our life, we don't have regrets. Examine your life now before God and make the right change to live a regret free life that honors God.
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