this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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a group of late 1800s miners singing a working song while hammering a massive dildo into my ass
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Elon wyd
I genuinely wish I could see inside Musk’s head or at least get an explanation for how he was thinking his plans would work out.
Like it’s clear now he is fantastically out of touch with reality but I still really wanna know like, to what degree. Did he think people would accept his ultimatum? Did he genuinely think it would only take like 300 people to keep Twitter running?
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not to be a high elf apologist but i have to say it’s actually kinda sweet that old man both expected to see gorgug again and made intentional (albeit goofy) effort to get his name right even if the best that’ll come out of his own mouth is grape nip
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Doing some Minecraft modding and thrilled to discover that bunny rabbits have an attribute called EVIL ATTACK POWER.
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requested by chimera-the-golden
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I just thought of something
So Joel just built a statue of Lizzie as the Ocean Queen in his shrine on hermitcraft.
What has he been trying to do for the past several episodes? Get a blue axolotl. And what is Lizzie? The blue axolotl.
Man's just trying to find his wife and that's so sweet
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Rudimentary things for today. Queue applause from the fishing enthusiasts
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Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED
Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?
Tim: OUTMANNED!
Jason: WHAT?!
Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED
Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND
Jason: HAND EM OVER!!
Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!
Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-
Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--
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