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The Final Rose by Tintinnabulation_of_the_bells
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teen and up audiences
wip (last updated mar. 8)
3164 words
adam birkholtz/justin oluransi
In only a few short minutes, a limousine would pull up and deposit the first batch of gorgeous women into his lap. Then another limousine would provide the second round. And then a third. His only job would be to determine which women he found most attractive, with which he could see a potential for love.
As if the situation weren’t surreal enough, he’d had only two weeks to prepare for the next several months of his life. Two weeks to turn his life upside down.
As usual, he blamed Lardo.
Justin Oluransi quits his job and goes on the reality dating TV show The Bachelor looking to find love. It should be simple, but what he finds is nothing he (or Bachelor host Adam Birkholtz) could ever have imagined of in their wildest dreams.
#non samwell au#noarchivewarnings#teenandup#holsom#wip#omgcp#ocs#check please fic#0to5#tintinnabulation of the bells
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The Takeover by giraffeter
teen and up audiences
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12 549 words
wip (3/?, last updated march 8)
eric bittle/jack zimmermann, shitty knight/larissa duan
When Eric Bittle started his new job at a local tech startup, he wasn't expecting to find a home.
When pro hockey player Jack Zimmermann agreed to a sponsored Instagram takeover for his favorite nutrition tracking app, he wasn't expecting their social media person to be quite so cute.
When Shitty Knight founded a company, he wasn't expecting being his friends' boss would be this hard.
(AU in which the gang all work together at a tech startup)
#omgcp#check please fic#giraffeter#teenandup#noarchivewarnings#wip#zimbits#shardo#au#pining#slow burn
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We Can’t Afford to Be Afraid of What We Fear by annathaema (moony)
teen and up audiences
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14 698 words
completed
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
"Dicky?"
"Hi, Mama."
#omgcp#check please fic#teenandup#noarchivewarnings#10to20#annathaema#oneshot#completed#zimbits#post 3.26#coming out#angst#suzanne bittle
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The 2016 Stanley Cup Final, or: Hockey Prince Jack Zimmermann and His Boyfriend Just Broke the Internet by iamclem
general audiences
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5 121 words
wip (last updated jan. 6)
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
"James @piesnthangs
UMMMMM @OMGCHECKPLEASE SO I GUESS WE KNOW WHO YOUR SECRET BF IS NOW HUH
Angel Washington @angelicaaaa98
Sooooo. I hope this means that fuckyeahzimmermann will stop receiving daily asks about him and Mashkov secretly dating. #CongratsZimmboni"
Jack and Bitty kiss on live television. Social media reacts accordingly.
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a floorplan (of my head and heart) by meansgirl
teen and up audiences
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8 894 words
completed
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
“Dickey,” Coach rumbles, appearing in the doorway with a frown pulling the corners of his mustache down. “You better come quick. Where’s your phone?”
Bitty’s hands are still wet as he stands in his parents’ den and watches his husband’s career come to a screeching halt.
#meansgirl#omgcp#check please#teenandup#noarchivewarnings#5to10#completed#oneshot#zimbits#fluff#futurefic
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reaching out for the northern lights by blindinglights
mature
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23 647
completed
alexei mashkov/kent parson
Alexei gets drafted third overall to the Providence Falconers. It's always been his dream to play in the NHL, but when he goes back home after the draft his dream is shattered when he learns there's no way for him to leave the KHL. As he tries to remain hopeful, he gets named to the 2010 Winter Olympics roster and once there he starts getting to know Kent Parson.
(Or, an AU where Alexei doesn't make it to the NHL.)
#omgcp#check please fic#blindinglights#ratedm#noarchivewarnings#20to40#completed#multichapter#patater#au#alexei mashkov#slow burn#angst
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i’d never want from the cherry tree by milominderbinder
mature
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2 535 words
completed
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
Bitty's been sent flowers. His friends think this means the guy who serves macaroni in the cafeteria is in love with him.
Bitty thinks this might mean he's dating Jack Zimmermann. Unfortunately, he's not sure. Jack is very hard to read, okay?
#omgcp#check please fic#milominderbinder#ratedm#noarchivewarnings#0to5#completed#zimbits#oneshot#fluff
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This Love Is Organic by anonymous
teen and up audiences
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5 375 words
completed
chris chow/william poindexter/derek nurse
In which Jack decides to start cooking, Nursey gets sent to the farmer's market, and the author ignores the growing seasons of basically all produce.
An AU in which no one went to Samwell, Derek is in the NHL, and Chowder and Dex own a produce stand.
#omgcp#check please fic#teenandup#noarchivewarnings#5to10#completed#oneshot#polyfrogs#au#meet cute#getting together
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Bump in the Road by superstarfinn
teen and up audiences
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8 205 words
completed
eric bittle/jack zimmermann, jack-centric
Jack has a bad week.
#omgcp#check please fic#noarchivewarnings#superstarfinn#5to10#completed#zimbits#oneshot#anxiety#jack's anxiety
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Comedy of Errors by JustLookFrightenedAndScuttle
general audiences
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5621 words
wip (last updated jan. 22)
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
When Bitty and Shitty move in next door to Providence Falconers star Jack Zimmermann, they're at a loss to understand the relationship between Jack and Larissa, with whom he lives. Jack, for his part, doesn't see what Bitty sees in Shitty.
#justlookfrightenedandscuttle#zimbits#wip#mulichapter#omgcp#noarchivewarnings#gen#check please fic#5to10#au
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Will Wonders Ever Cease by PorcupineGirl
teen and up audiences
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9 475 words
wip (last updated dec. 14)
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
Eric has landed his dream job: social media manager for the Providence Falconers! Not only does he get paid to tweet, for an NHL team at that, but it’s a job where he’ll be able to make good use of his magic - when nobody’s looking, of course. Everyone on the Falconers is a joy to work with… with the notable exception of Jack Zimmermann. Eric understands that Jack doesn’t like social media, but he could certainly be a little more polite about it.
Luckily, Eric has support from his Samwell buddies, as well as his best friend - a man whose face he’s never seen, and whose name he doesn’t know. They met on an online forum where witches can gather anonymously, since it isn’t safe for them to advertise their existence in a world where magic isn’t trusted. They’ve been friends for years now, but Eric is only just starting to realize that he might have deeper feelings for someone he can never meet face-to-face.
#omgcp#porcupinegirl#teenandup#noarchivewarnings#5to10#wip#au#zimbits#magicau#check please fic#coming out
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And Miles to Go (Before I Wake) By CoffeeStars
teen and up audiences
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6 488 words
completed
alexei mashkov/kent parson
In which Alexei is lonely and in love, and there's something hungry living in his house, laughing and wearing Kent Parson's face and calling itself Alexei's boyfriend.
#omgcp#check please fic#coffeestars#patater#teenandup#noarchivewarnings#5to10#completed#oneshot#supernaturalau#getting together#angst
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bad coffee and ugly running shoes by alocalband
general audiences
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4 049 words
completed
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
The Captain of the Providence Falconers lives in Bitty’s neighborhood.
Well, more specifically, he lives somewhere within jogging distance of Bitty’s barely surviving first venture into small business ownership.
During the preseason, he visits Bitty’s bakery at exactly 6:35 in the morning every weekday, without fail. He keeps his gorgeous blue eyes trained on anything and everything that isn’t another human being the entire time he’s there. And he only ever buys a cup of coffee.
Bitty kind of hates him.
#omgcp#check please fic#alocalband#gen#noarchivewarnings#0to5#zimbits#oneshot#au#completed#meet cute#bakery au
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OMG, Goose Please! by Boxstorm
teen and up audiences
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4 123 words
completed
derek nurse/william poindexter, adam birkholtz/justin oluransi, kent parson/alexei mashkov, eric bittle/jack zimmermann, shitty knight/larissa duan, chris chow/caitlin farmer
Inspired by tumblr user shitty-check-please-aus’ AU suggestion:
“soulmate au where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. the difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose”
#omgcp#check please fic#teenandup#noarchivewarnings#Boxstorm#0to5#completed#multichapter#au#nurseydex#holsom#zimbits#shardo#charmer#patater
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Bittle Birkholtz Brousins (series) by halfabreath
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not rated, general audiences
7 689 words
wip
eric bittle & adam birkholtz, eric bittle/jack zimmermann, adam birkholtz/justin oluransi
When Eric Bittle is 8 years old his Aunt Judy marries a Northeasterner named Jacob Birkholtz and suddenly he’s not the weirdest cousin anymore, it’s this gangly 12 year old named Adam who Did Not Want to move to Georgia and now they’re stuck in the same town together.
Parts 1-3, as they're posted on Tumblr.
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and we dance like angels do by benvolio
teen and up audiences
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7 608 words
completed
eric bittle/jack zimmermann
"Bitty is a literal angel. Not just the whole angelic metaphor concerning how his blond hair probably forms a wispy halo around him when the light hits him from behind or anything. Real deal angel."
Inspired by tumblr user cardamoms
#omgcp#check please fic#noarchivewarnings#teenandup#benvolio#5to10#completed#multichapter#zimbits#au#magicau#wingfic#getting together#ambiguous ending
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