#no offense but you are stupid

[lesbiten]

people be like wahhhh coyotes are so evil and terrible they kill your dog/cat/kid

brother why was your dog/cat/kid outside unsupervised when you live in an area with a high population of coyotes

#no offense but you are stupid #people who lose livestock like chickens and stuff to coyotes is a different thing #im talking about people with like outdoor cats who complain about coyotes hunting their cat #your cat doesnt deserve that but its literally only your fault #same with people who leave their 10 pound dogs outside by themselves with coyotes around #hell if you live anywhere that has large birds of prey even you cant do that. ive had an owl try to grab my old 30 lb dog #just be a responsible pet owner and guess what? 9 times out of 10 your pet will not be killed by a wild animal bc u werent watching it #simon says

[fantastic-nonsense]

we haven't talked enough about how the Bathroom Scene ends with Kaz dramatically saying "if you ever cared about me, you won't follow. you'll stay here" as he walks off to his potential death and then the literal next page opens with Inej internally monologuing "well that was offensive. What would I even do...go home and marry a normal man? Yeah right. You're it for me, buddy" as she stalks him over the rooftops

#Kaz: 'Get out and save yourself. Don't follow me. Just let me die' #Inej: 'That's the most offensive thing you've ever said to me and you called me an investment a month ago' #they're so STUPID your honor #honestly it's kind of funny how everyone just...assumes Inej would be fine and able to move on if she wasn't with Kaz? #when Inej herself is like 'yeah...no. regrettably: it's Kaz or no one' #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #otp: on the seas and in the city

[shyshitter]

“dm me if you need to talk”???? sorry i guess for the insurmountable pain your fans inflicted upon you for 12 years. it’s definitely our fault you made that gay sex tape for airport security and joked about fucking your coworker at every opportunity. i had no idea we had stripped you of your agency in such a way. jensens gonna be devastated. he’ll never release the tapes now

#whatever are we to do #honestly this whole thing is so stupid i honestly loved the big bag actors response #‘why would i defend myself against something that’s not actually offensive’ #mish u literally could’ve just said that #i get its awk but cmon man #no one’s holding you at gun point here #(except maybe the CW) #anyways I’m done sorry #this is the last I’ll speak on the matter #ava rambles #misha collins #bisha gate #spn #supernatural

[the-somwthing]

I really wanted Jimmy to win Real Life after what he went through in that cave but his death scream absolutely makes up for the fact that he died

#trafficblr #real life smp #life series #I will say the fandom would be no offense insufferable if he did win so. #ppl would be like ‘you stupid canary curse truthers are trying to take away his win just because you want him to die first always!’ #when it’s like ‘THATS NOT A REAL WIN 😭 THIS ISNT A REAL SEASON 😭’ #like I’m already facing this problem with Cleo being a winner it would just be a million times worse if Jimmy won #all I gotta say to people who think RL counts as a true win: do u rlly believe that if Cleo were close to winning next season she should let #someone else do it because she ‘already won’? do you REALLY think RL is an adequate win that she would be hogging all the wins by winning an #actual season? #anyways ignore these tags this is about Jimmy’s fnafjumpscare scream

[unbreakable--bond]

#might as well post this here too lmao #fr y'all mfs getting TOO worked up by a fictional pairing #also dude wasn't even using the age gap as an excuse but the fact it was toxic #as if people already aren't shipping toxic ass ships lmaoooo #also to the few antis still reading the tags if you don't like the ship because of the age gap fine idc and completely valid #but please don't use 'its unhealthy' as a reason to tell people not to ship something #stupid ass logic no offense #sorry i'll go back to memeing now #sontails #sonails #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #proship #sonic series

[skunkes]

yeah i mentioned this in the tags but still wanted to post it instead of deleting so i could get those other thoughts out too, which are like...its insane to still be using this as Bait ykwim? equal parts "i know this isnt true in the slightest so im not bothered" and "it is almost 2024, come on"

#talkys #i didnt even word it well there and i cant find a way to word it properly #to use someones past mistakes as bait to try to get specific negative reactions out of others is so weird to both those parties...ykwim #bc the end goal Was obviously to get me kicking and screaming about how that cant be true! can it? ykwim #which is detrimental to self AND them if they by chance have personally grown past their mistakes #like can you imagine... #my reaction wasnt even offense bc they dont draw like that anymore; + i dont draw like that at all #its more like i know this is some stupid inflammatory ask i rolled my eyes at upon seeing...shoo

[onepiece-polls]

I love your polls and it’s great you try to be on both sides to give fair chance to everyone, but the way you talked about shanks/buggy is crazy They’re fine together but in canon they’re brothers and your shipping googles got so tight you actually sounded like you could believe they’re anywhere close to canon which is u know stupid af

lmao, okay, this came out of nowhere 😂 Like... I talked about that months ago. But okay.

Anyway, Shuggy is canon. They're making out behind you right now.

#Anon please 😂 #Calling me stupid because you think I think shuggy is canon #but all the while claiming that the fact that they are brothers IS canon #My dear... neither are canon. It's all in our heads. #as far as I know only the marines said Shanks used to see Buggy as a brother #and what the hell do they know about the relationship between two pirates? #sounds like historians talking about queer relationships by saying 'they were REALLY good friends' #And... I don't usually talk about my ships on this blog but that was for the shipping war #shipping goggles was what the tournament was ABOUT... #But come closer... come look at my main blog... #I assure you you can only enter that blog with shipping goggles on 😂 #This is all meant jokingly from my side of course #I don't see any ship but the confirmed ones as canon #even though some might be canon TO ME but that's something else entirely #Why not... you know... let people ship what they want to ship however much they want to ship it? #Do you see me taking offense to people who don't want to ship something? #No everyone is free to see relationships as platonically - even if they're canon confirmed to be married #I just take offense to people calling other people stupid because they don't agree with them on fandom things #Especially when they're claiming THEIR headcanons are actually canon #Honestly imo anyone talking about 'shipping goggles' is just trying to make people who enjoy shipping feel inferior #I'm sorry you can't believe we're all equals no matter what we ship or don't ship #anon #ask #not a poll #I hope you all get that this is not an invitation for you all to send me more messages about this #I don't want to start a discussion #I just want you all to respect each other

[friendlyrejection]

once again for the dumbasses in the room, men dni is a self selective tag and lesbians use it so we can post our stupid thirst traps and horny posts without being misconstrued as available to men!! but thats the part that really pisses you off, doesnt it?

#if ‘men dni’ makes you ask ‘does this person mean me or someone else? #ask yourself: are you a man? if the answer is yes #this post is not for you and fuck off!!!! #is it so fucking offensive to you that lesbians- who get harrassed daily on the street no matter how they look- #are basically begging to not be sexualized by men online with a stupid little forum signature #thats whats pissing you off?? this stupid little tagline that only works if the person reading it respects it? #it does basically nothing but piss you fuckers off so you whine and complain #fuck off

[yonpote]

I said i would block them because after years of them hinting at a romantic relationship if everything turned out to be a lie/a skit/ mkt strategy i would feel lied to and my trust in them would be completly gone. Not saying their personal stuff its any of my business but my feelings and perception of them are my business and i would relocate my interest somewhere else

how would you know it was a lie or a marketing strategy tho. like this hypothetical already makes no sense but ok lets pretend it does and go along with the logic.

say next week, after everything they've ever posted after all these years, dan decides to upload a video saying he has a boyfriend who is NOT amazingphil!!! how does that mean all of the past experiences that he has shown us that he's had with phil is suddenly a lie or a marketing ploy? the whole "dnp gay as a business scheme" thing is so stupid cuz they would have Actually played it up if that were the case. yeah whatever the tatinof fanfic section is playing it up, but in their regular degular videos for years they would try so very hard to no homo. even once they were done with ACTUALLy saying they werent gay and dan wasnt as publicly defensive online, it was still friends and thats it, no hinting at anything more, the most Teasing we would get are innuendos and feeding each other lmao. and dont get it twisted. they did that on purpose to tease us, but it was never any sort of """"bait"""" or trying to make us believe in phan or some shit it's just them having fun with us as an audience. it's so insulting to think that dnp would be that manipulative to their audience, that in this unrealistic hypothetical scenario in which they announce that theyre seeing different people that would mean everything that we have seen of them is suddenly a lie.

#why does seeing another person = everything about their relationship is a lie #no offense you literally sound like that guy who said dnp not announcing that theyre fucking is setting back the queer community #and im not saying you have to still enjoy their content in this stupid fake unreal never going to happen situation #but its just so. insidious to even think that they are those kind of people #like i dont care if its parasocial bc for me its what my gut is telling me and my gut is saying deep down they are good people #so idk man i feel like. you need to rethink why you enjoy dnp im being so serious about that #like if it really is just because you see them as in a relationship then sure but like. is that seriously all you like abt them???

[drinkingpoison]

"we don't need boops you guys need to be more social" no

#🩷 #like yeah but #apparently liking things without rbing them is a horrible offense on this stupid site #you take my pokes and you like them

[pinkjersey]

comms acting like this is some big showdown between uae and visma is very funny to me

#my guy this is not the tour de france #i promise you visma knew they weren't winning gc here #no offense to sepp and cian but like. tadej is right there and they aren't stupid #cycling lb

[osachiyo]

How come ur black but wont write for black reader? No offense just asking

babes, when did I ever say that I'm black LMFAO???? I'm not. if you're talking about my picrews in the tag games, it's still VERY weird that you'd assume my RACE because of my skin color 💀

#chiyoh talks ☆ #ᥫ᭡ msg! ᥫ᭡ #▹ from ▹ anon #weirdo. #and plus i already explained why i wont write for race/skin specific readers #if you have the time to send me a stupid ass ask like this surely u have the time to go back n read my explanation #i dont even need to explain why i wont write for something #this is my blog and some of yall keep forgetting #idc abt ur “no offense” #when you clearly dont care about my boundaries #ik i said ill ignore asks abt this #but this just made me feel like i had to clarify im NOT black. #poc doesnt mean just black smh

[gay-little-axolotl]

ain’t no way my german just said goddamnit is a worse swear word than shit

“well some people would consider it offensive” GIRL I GREW UP IN A CONSERVATIVE RELIGIOUS HOUSEHOLD. MY DAD IS A PASTOR. IT’S NOT OFFENSIVE. IT’S NOT EVEN A SWEAR

#begging her to stop acting like her insecurities are universal #“well where I grew up it was considered offensive” #ok and where I grew up we’d call you a stupid gringa but I’m not imposing my cultural values on you #girl is acting like her culture is so special. YOU’RE A WHITE WOMAN WHO GREW UP IN MICHIGAN!! #YOU’RE NOT EVEN GERMAN. #sorry I got a little mad for a second there #anyways- #my stories hehe

[arabela25]

job applications that ask about career ambition....... idk earn enough money to have a place to live? and buy food?? some extra for fun things and a vacation once in a while???

#it's so stupid #what do they want me to say #my ambition is to climb the retail ladder??? #I want to be a manager?? #no offense for all of you who do #I was happy packing orders believe it or not #I think I'll just google what generic thing to answer #surely that won't be the factor that disqualifies me #since it's a direct competitor of the place I worked before so I actually do have relevant experience in the area #which is the only reason why I'm applying to what is probably a minimun wage (or not much above) job #(also I think they're opening a location much closer to me soon-ish so the money I could save on gasoline!)

[howlingaround]

Faction Paradox but its a manga page

Btw i wanted the eye zoom to show gallifreyan symbols but i overestimated my abilities to draw the humblest of hexagons

#Faction Paradox #Comic Joke Thingy #Yes i reused my Mujun designs yes it doesnt make sense #Skull armour must be really impractical anyway #Im gonna delete this if the joke is somehow offensive or controversial #I wanted to do this properly you know? With proper line art and manga panels and vertical speech bubbles. But the joke aint worth it #So im just gonna post the sketch and hope nobody sees it and thinks it haha funny #Its such a stupid name im already worried using it at all because tumblr is tumblr

[professorxsmokesweed]

i rarely use tiktok but i opened it on a whim today and discovered magneto is actually getting edits in the straightboy section and the comments were full of people respectfully gassing him up. his power grows stronger

#magneto nation. magneto world stardom. #i only downloaded the clock app bc of my baby sister and tbh this magneto knowledge makes it worth it. #the new problem: do we want erik to be perceived by the general public dudebro sphere #if it’s certain dudebros from the jjk sphere its okay those are my brothers. all others we are screwed #also some of the comments oh i giggled no offense to charles but they were calling him 3 kinda of stupid for certain choices #thats anothoer issue actually usually everyone whos not in my mutual circle gets a sideye when they shittalk charles🤔 #as i was typing this i watched my cat climb into my laundry basket and then THROW UP A HAIRBALL. GIRL ARE YOU KIDDING.