#no no I’m not

[babyjackdaniels]

#fox writes imagines #am I actually good in an emergency? #no no I’m not #but this is imagine world and I’m sure lots of us wish we could be #and thus also wish we could work with the 118 crew we know and love #911 #911 fox #911 abc #captain bobby nash #bobby nash #firefighter!reader #station 118 #911 abc imagine #911 fox imagine #911 imagine #bobby nash imagine #captain bobby nash imagine #firefighter!reader imagine #station ​118 imagine

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

What would your boys do if moon came back with a full grown adult man from a different dimension? It's human eclipse. just as traumatized as the original animatronic. After being sat down in a new world he just hides under the staff desk.

Kill Code would zero in like ‘son? mine!’ And hoard him like a cat or at least try. Blood Moon would sniff him and approvingly lick his face. Poor Human Eclipse is so confused that this red robot is sniffing and licking his face.

Sun would treat him like any other teenager in the daycare, despite him being and adult. He eventually gets along with him and stops treating him like a kid, though it’ll take a little bit for Sun to get through his head Eclipse ≠ Evil.

Lunar just immediately tackles the traumatized human bean and snuggles him and just completely inundates poor Human Eclipse with love and attention. Moon gets clung onto for at least a solid week for having adopted this traumatized human brother.

Eclipse takes one look at him and is like ‘family troubles?’ ‘Yeah you?’ ‘you’ve met my father, of course there’s family issues’ ‘alternate self besties?’ ‘Absolutely, I need someone to talk shit to’ and they get alone immediately and talk shit about their families over wine.

#five nights at freddy’s #fnaf #sun and moon show #sams #human eclipse #kill code moon #fnaf eclipse #fnaf bloodmoon #fnaf sun #fnaf lunar #fnaf moon #snoweyanswers #anon #tw cursing #tw alcohol mention #tw trauma mention #is eclipse evolving into my new janus #yes yes he is #am i going to stop? #no no i’m not

[howlingdemon13]

“Howie, you okay? You’re about to watch Beetlejuice for the second time this week.”

#no no i’m not

[ceruleangold]

We should all strive to find someone who love us as much as Hawk loves Miguel lol.

#cobra kai spoilers #I’m joking but like am I #no no I’m not

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on. #double shot

[willgrahamscock]

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

#alex says things #i’m on the verge of tears #and death! #fanfiction #ao3

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

#mine #I’ll follow a recipe if I’m cooking for others but for myself? babygirl I just throw in whatever sounds good

[darlingjmiller]

they’re called boops but i think it’s better as lil baps

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#boop #boop o meter #i’m bapping you #bapping u so hard #tumblr

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

#they’re funny and I’m tired of pretending they’re not

[striders]

my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig

#thank you to courtney for the tiny pig’s service #i’ll put him back when i’m done

[literallyaflame]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

#yes this applies to gender too #if a kid says ‘i’m a girl!!’ it might be because they’re a girl or #it might be because they’ve got an incomplete picture of what a ‘girl’ is in their brains #and as a parent ur job is to help them complete those pictures #by asking them questions and giving them new information and playing w them

[shalpilot]

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #ggp #i’m currently howling

[spiderversegf]

“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house

#🍜 #this is ab being chronically ill & housebound but i’m sure this applies to lotsa ppl #ok to rb #🦠

[queer-is-future]

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

#personal rant lol #like saying queer or gay is so much easier sometimes #if I say anything else sometimes I get the confused dog head tilt and I’m just like ok ok I’m gay #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #demisexual #non binary #sapphic #lgbtqia+ #queer #panromantic

[hauntingyourself]

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

#I’m talking about those massive ones you see in luxury bedrooms #‘you can’t make every textpost about ghosts’ yeah I can #mine

[willgrahamscock]

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

#alex says things #I’m just curious who u guys are gonna add #phoebe halliwell vs kratos #💀 #poll #tumblr polls #polls