#no it's not perfect come on now

[brightandshinynewstories]

Everything I saw about the Fallout show told me to expect shallow nonsense. I was going to watch it, point at the blatant fanservice and references, and then never think about it again.

I feel a little bit cheated! Why is it good?!

#no it's not perfect come on now #but it tells a compelling story competently! #I liked it! #and I got the feeling that the creators really #REALLY #like fallout #and that's always good

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍 #hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well. #obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it. #realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway. #so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct! #and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want... #best case scenario. is what i'm saying. #every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day. #fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :) #aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself. #FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

[biblically-accurate-dca]

substitute

#my art #daycare attendant #dca fandom #moondrop #<- dca.. they're back in town ... #not tagging sun bc thats just their head :p #anywayyy hopefully this means something to someone. that's all i could ever wish for when it comes to my art #thats probably a bit too sentimental or something but sometimes it's hard to tell if the stuff you make is actually reaching people #or if you're just another person making content to satiate an insatiable crowd #is my art edible? is it a meal to you? is it a one time only thing? does it have any lasting effect on you? #is it just nutrients to sustain you? or is it something that will genuinely stick to you for at least longer than the first second? #i will stop talking now. you can eat my art as much as you'd like but can you at least savor it a little? compliment the chef a little bit? #for the ones who've read this far: this is actually for an AU i've been thinking about recently. i won't be sharing what it's about lol #but if you wanted some context for this... here you go. i'd like to think this has more meaning to it than just being an AU though #and maybe me not disclosing what the AU is will make you think about this post for a bit longer? it's a mystery now.... #aaaand i just noticed i forgot the bells on the ribbon on their arm. great. excellent. perfect. whatever

[syl-stormblessed]

if Hayao Miyazaki wants to come back out of retirement one more time Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett is right there

#reaper man is basically BEGGING for a miyazaki ghibli movie #i mean come on #it’s perfect #the mix of life changing soul altering segments (the Death plot) and the funny silly elements (the wizard side plot) would be perfect ghibli #psa hayao miyazaki go read reaper man right now #sorry had to get that out there #vin speaks #discworld #studio ghibli #hayao miyazaki #reaper man #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 293

Jason takes a deep breath. He takes a deep breath, in for ten seconds, out for eight, and just takes a minute before looking again. Nope, there’s still the strange quartet of orbs in the box of what should be stolen weapons (What, the government had enough, honestly) that gave his workers the heebie-jeebies. 

Which is not the vibe he gets from them. In fact, he’s actually kind of concerned with how much he has to beat the Pit back with how quickly it lurches to latch onto the… Well they’re not gems, and he’s a little wary about touching them at first, but the Pit does seem to settle when he does.

Alright, he can deal with this. It’s not like he has several heads in a duffel bag that needs to be delivered or a tiny assassin child back in his safehouse (Seriously Talia, why was he the preferred babysitter?) or an entire gang in Crime Alley to deal with. It’ll be fine. 

…

He would like to curse out his past self, because there’s now four babies in his safehouse that appeared to have fucking hatched from the orbs. Goddamnit. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Dad Hood #Let Jason & Damian be Brothers #De aged Dani #De aged Danny #De aged Vlad #De aged Dan #Jason just wants to do his crimelording business & finish online college dangit #He doesn’t need all these kids around #No no you can’t have them they’re his kids #Vlad absolutely loves that their caretaker is a crimelord #Jordan: Hah look I'm not the only murderously violent one in this family now #Ellie & Danny: Well at least he's not a cop so #Jason is honestly expecting Damian to be pissed but Damian? Very pleased #OLDER siblings? Meh that’s competition & people to prove oneself against #But Younger siblings & nephews & nieces? Those are Tiny People who Look Up to You #The perfect minions it’s all coming together! #”Dami please that’s not how things work… besides you’re going to go to your dad’s soon-” #Damian when he’s at the Manor: I am going to visit Akhi #”Oh Tim or Dick?” #”What are you talking about- Mother sent Akhi here months ago and I wish to visit him and my niblings-” #Cue Bat Freakout & Misunderstandings #Space core Danny #Plasma core Vlad #Moon core Ellie #Sun core Dan #Star Core Jason #Shadow Core Damian

[cainpdf]

wilson matches him crazy4crazy every minute of his life

#thats why house loves him so much. he can give wilson the fight of his life and wilson will just fight back harder #its how they show love ur honor #not one word that has ever come out of their mouths is normal and theyre perfect #house md #hilson #also wilson has a thing for slightly scruffy unshaved house and its canon #he likes the way it scratches him when they kiss #ok i'll calm down now #house 2x5

[strawberrysamara]

"Kaidan Alenko is boring" WRONG. Kaidan Alenko is one of THEE characters of all time. He's Canadian, he's Schrodinger's man of colour, he's DOWN to fuck and still didn't manage to figure out that he's bisexual until his thirties, he killed a man as a teenager and almost caused a diplomatic meltdown bc of it, his tits are bigger than yours, he's constantly getting migraines, he has autism but doesn't know it AND he glows. What more could you want

#samara speaks #mass effect #kaidan alenko #now if you'll excuse me it's date night. i need to go fall down several floors through a fish tank and have him come pick me up. #also like. as much as he is under control in comparison to some of the other squadmates he's still got his personal problems 4 u 2 fix #it's just that his problem is that society demands that biotics be perfect to be accepted; otherwise they're seen as threats #part of his arc with shepard is (imo) learning to have more confidence in himself and his abilities and to listen more to his emotions

[isjasz]

Cherries, from fruit to pit. Atoms. The sun, every day. Worms. Mulch. Perspiration. The moon, every night. Me. You. 

Rebirth. 

The various cycles of life and death. 

<GoodTimeWithScar> fell from a high place. 

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EXPLODES THE DOOR ITS HSBB TIMEEEEE This is my piece for @minecraftbed's incredible fic "Gaussian Blur" in @hermitshippingbigbang :D

Go read it for the full context of the comic (and details if you can spot them!) heheeehehe I love it sm and had sm fun doing the comic! The concept is so cool and the feels are KSALDHTHRGRRHRH (please i have been losing it)

SO *grabs you by the shoulders and throws you directly at it* gogogogo 👉👉👉👉👉

#dddaily4sherin #day 212 too YIPPEE #hermitshipping #scarian #desert duo #hermitblr #my art #comic #HSBB 2023 #i am srs i am throwing you towards the fic like hurling a brick DO IT NOW #also rain my beloved i found a new way to draw it and experimented with it a bit here :D #this event is so fun i swear. ty to all the mods AND THERE'S MORE TO COME SOOONNNN #also toby no crocs L #also*2 the shipping is there but its really more of a “almost but not quite what are they romance” as the tags say in the fic #its such a perfect description LOL #scar please not the goddamn basement

[tangledinink]

Can we see what's at the bottom of the lake if there is anything?

swanatello

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#YES donnie has an amphibious mode and YES it comes with a magical girl transformation #he usually outfit isnt very aerodynamic yk? #anyway next part... soon! coz we're doing multiple parts for this one #there was just too much to put into one. but we keep it silly #easy breezy beautiful no fussing no “it has to look perfect” just MAKE IT #not that any of my stuff is really that polished but... yk #anyway i guess i just post stuff at 2 am now congrats all ye who also do not sleep at night #swanatello #rottmnt #rottmnt au #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt disaster twins #rottmnt leo #rise donnie #rise donatello #rise disaster twins #rise leo #donniesona #risesona #fidgetwing #asks #anon #naoblivio

[velvetwyrme]

His bonbons are gone(gone)

A silly little blooper/outtake from the end of Flipping Fate Ch9 that I thought was funny enough as a standalone comic ;D

#my art #underfell!papyrus #underfell!sans #underfell papyrus #underfell sans #uf!papyrus #uf!sans #i really debated whether to tidy this up more #but then i was told that this was 'the epitome of perfection' (<3) and so I decided to keep it as is lmao #anyway. i figured i should post this since ch9 is coming out soonish #as in its in the editing stage #(ITS NOT OUT YET IM SORRY) #edit: ITS OUT NOW CHECK IT OUT

[blakbonnet]

love that they introduced Ed as this menacing and intriguing looking guy who's smoking his pipe in a dark room and speaking cryptically to his little henchman and truly personifying Blackbeard, and then proceeded to spend the rest of the season telling us that we fell for his act he's actually an adorable man who wants nothing to do with that shit he only did it cause he was bored and it looked cool like 😭

#ofmd #our flag means death #meow speaks #I spoke to someone who started watching the show #and Ed comes up and she's like ~ that's your guy right? #well first of all yes lmao #but second like just your wait he's gonna burrow his way into your heart ✌️🥲 #and I remembered that yep the first time I watched the show #it was the perfect intro and I didn't know what to expect from him #cause I had no idea who taika was? #and look at me now barely alive

[s0up1ta]

my favorite girlboss and her skrunkly bf finally getting the happiness they deserve

#and then they went on a date and the credits rolled and life was good and everything was perfect #please for the love of god let them be happy dana #they deserve to be happy #this is now canon. #come get your daily dose of huntlow content toh nation #huntlow #winter #willow park #hunter noceda #toh hunter #toh willow #the owl house #toh #toh fanart #toh s3 #s0up1tart

[daily-odile]

1,,,, 100 days,,,,,,,,, and 800 followers,,,,,,,,,,,,,

From the bottom of my heart, thank you everyone.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#that's insane............... where did you all come from.................. #isat #in stars and time #isat odile #day 100 #!!!! we did it guys!!!! #Man... in no way I could've imagined that I would reach day 100 for daily odile. I mean sure I missed a lot of days but. 100 odiles... #and. almost 900 followers? Are you kidding me? What? Huh? Wow???? #thank you to everyone's who's ever reblogged my art and requested stuff in the inbox #but especially to those who go wild in the tags. the tags give me life. ive collected them for power. as you can see #(tag yourself for funsies hehe) #apologies if this tag collection's a bit outdated. I actually had this prepared since 500 followers but kept getting too scared to post it #Now that we've reached 100 days it might as well be the perfect occassion to #Here's to 100 more days of unreasonable obsession to a certain old woman from a certain timeloop game!🥂 #- yours truly; sketchz (casual odile enjoyer)

[kayleerowena]

🎃 halloween greetings! 🎃

i redrew a 1920s halloween card to print as a postcard for october's ouija board mail on my patreon! become a member of the ouija board club before september 30th to join the gay halloween revels!

patreon  🐈‍⬛  tip jar  🐈‍⬛  behind the scenes

#kaylee.art #halloween #vintage halloween #halloween art #spooky season #ghosts #patreon #horror art #horror #spooky art #illustration #postcard #postcards #the text on the card comes verbatim from the original card i based this off of! it was too perfect for me to change #there's 7 spots open in the ouija board tier & 8 in the spirit box tier right now‚ so it's a great time to hop on!! #also my birthday is next month. dont you wanna subscribe to a little birthday guys patreon on their birthday

[canisalbus]

I really appriciate how often Machete is depicted struggling and feeling like a burden, while still being loved and supported by Vasco. It gives the top tier angst of "i'm not good enough, I'm not worth it" but you frame it in such a way where it's clear that's just how he *feels* and is not how things really are, but also it's so nice to see someone who struggles quite often in a loving and unique relationship that suits them. The narrative of not being able to love or be loved unless you're consistently healthy is really tiring lol.

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#ah thank you! I'm so glad these themes come through the way I intended #this touches on something that I've been thinking a lot so sorry if this gets a bit ranty #but I have massive personal beef with the sentiment “you have to love yourself before you can love someone else/someone else can love you ” #I hate it with a passion #I know it's meant to encourage positive growth and I get that self-love and healthy self-image are something you should strive for #but it also sort of sends the message that people who struggle with these sort of issues don't deserve to be loved #not until they reach some external invisible standard of “okay I'm normal and well adjusted now” #“perhaps now I'm worthy of entering a relationship without the danger of dragging the other person down with me” #people who aren't in perfect health mentally or physically already feel like they're inconveniencing others with their mere existence #depriving them of the possibility or even the idea of loving and being loved won't make them better #it's just a stupid idiom it doesn't matter but to me it just comes across as unspeakably cruel way to think #and it rustles my jimmies #answered #anonymous

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...