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#no cheesecake for me
justahimbo · 27 days
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Bestie: cheesecake.
Me: cheesecake?
B: I can get you cheesecake.
Me: could you UwU 🥺👉👈
B: well now I'm not you fucking degenerate.
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temeyes · 8 months
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Slip-Up
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jellazticious · 11 months
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Alright we have enough angst where Vigi can't have Noisette but what about Noise losing her to him
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chubbychiquita · 4 months
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happy 2024, here's to another horny & fattening year 🥂
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"being alone over the holidays is so sad" um no actually rather than deal with traffic/airports and potentially contract covid just to be re-traumatized by dysfunctional family, i choose instead to be incredibly sexy and take a lovely staycation that is just me and my glorious self splurging on delicious food, media, and leisure time
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saglaophonos · 9 months
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if crowley has ever bought aziraphale a book it was for his own sexual gratification. its foreplay
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pizzpizzapizzo · 7 months
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Pizzatober day 5: ship
aka co-op mode when
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poki-art · 22 days
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foodlog: strawberry jelly cheesecake ♥
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homura · 3 months
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happy galentine’s day to the women in my phone
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canisalbus · 6 months
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Vasco seems like a honeycomb (candy) type of guy tbh
Never heard of it before, but it looks nice. Apparently it's really easy to make at home as well? Is it good?? The texture seems interesting.
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namocchi · 1 year
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a little bear chillin in some cheesecakes
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xamitra-art · 8 months
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9 CHARACTER CHALLENGE (2020)
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duskythesomething · 9 months
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Cheesecake Banana Pancake 🧀🍰🍌🐍
He's up to 273 grams! For those who don't know, Cheese and I have struggled with taking on appropriately sized meals up until recently, and he's been a lil underweight for his size and age. This will be our second week on correctly sized rats, so fingers crossed!
I finally caught him in the classic Ball Pancake pose after we did our nightly chores together 💛
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powdermelonkeg · 8 months
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It gets better
You're burning rice now, and the vegetables you sauté only come out half-cooked
You're almost afraid to go into the kitchen at all because that was your mother's domain, not yours
You don't want to dirty more dishes
You don't want to waste more ingredients
How does this appliance work? Where's the instructions? Why aren't they clear enough?
You can't dice tomatoes; they squish into pulp and you have to toss them
You can't make bread; it's too dense, too hard, and you can't make yourself eat it, even though you feel obligated to
You're afraid to turn the beater on, because remember last time? Where you messed up?
It gets better
Someday, you'll make your best friend a bunch of mini quiches so she has a quick breakfast whenever she wants
Someday, you'll make double servings of your favorite food from memory
Someday, you'll accidentally make gelatin that's still got heat from the last time that pan cooked peppers, and you'll learn a little more about how spice works
Someday, you'll improvise a recipe you've never even tried unaltered before, and you'll make a perfect pumpkin cheesecake
And the cookies will be a little too hard, and you'll lament not eating them as dough
And you'll forget about the half & half you asked for, and have no idea what you want to do with it
And you'll linger on your failures less and less, because that cheesecake turned out perfectly
It gets better
Keep trying
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syrupyyyart · 2 months
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if someone makes an oc, do u want to be tagged or like just let it float on the tumblr abyss?
Make a Motley oc, post it, tag me in the post, and send me dms detailing every piece of their lore. They WILL be put into the show. I love them
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(V.C. Mercury designed by @evelili, Gingersnap designed by @ashafox)
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sprinklina · 3 months
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i come bearing more dungeon meshi. based on the picture below the cut
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image ids: five images in a row showing a conversation between marcille and chilchuck with falin and laios watching in the background.
marcille looks down at chil curiously asking "wait so you're into blondes? your wife wasn't even blonde..." chilchuck looks away saying "yeah, i guess."
marcille thinks "the first blonde i think of is.. no!!!" with a thought bubble of falin above her. she's drawn poorly and shocked
marcille then chases chilchuck with her staff out in front of her possibly trying to hook the ring over his head, screaming "EUUUUWWW !! EUWWWWW stay AWAY from FALIN!!!! KYAAAAA!!!"
it cuts to falin standing next to laios with a blank expression on her face. laios has his eyes closed deep in thought with a thought bubble with a lot of text. fully it reads "during copulation, some animals bite the other to hold them down to ensure potential fertilization. if a cockatrice or basilisk did this, would they turn the other to stone or is their own species immune to the petrification thing..?"
falin turns to laios and asks "are we blonde" with no expression on her face. he looks at her and says "idk. cheesecake". falin replies "cheesecake"
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