justahimbo

[justahimbo]

DAMN RIGHT

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

#their name is bestie

[justahimbo]

EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS THEIR BIRTHDAY 🎈🎁🎂🎉🎊🪅

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE

#THEIR NAME IS BESTIE #birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday

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Okay I CANNOT be the only one reminded of Ryuk from Death Note

A King watching over his subjects 🍎

#Jesus Christ its been a WHILE since i thought about those characters #ghostly ramblings

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( idea stolen from @r0sarylamb )

#imma bout to reblog this mans whole career

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snake man so smitten

#imma bout to reblog this mans whole career

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Oop-

More doodles cuz why not

#imma bout to reblog this mans whole career

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He told her about Cherri 🥺🥺🥺

Charlie #1 cherrisnake shipper!

#imma bout to reblog this mans whole career

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When all the homies are eepin :[

When u realize they prolly need the rest and now you're proud of them for taking care of themselves :]

#ghostly ramblings #their name is bestie

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I fucked around and found out Jesus fuck this has to be a new record for me

#chai #ghostly ramblings #okay but be so for real rn #i was teasing one of my headmates and showing him #'how to rizz up' #AND I FAILED SPECTACULARLY #this was all a joke 😭🤣

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Bestie: When Alastor makes jambalaya and doesn't use Unethical Meat™-

Me: I love how we say unethical instead of cannibal or human meat as if that cow was a bad little boy

#THEIR NAME IS BESTIE #that cow was a lil slut and you know it #UwU

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Bestie: perchance

Me: I sentence you to life without the possibility of parole. You shouldn't have decimated that gnome.

Bestie: w h a t

#THEIR NAME IS BESTIE #ghostly ramblings #its not even that late at night why are we shit posting #:3 #perchance #uwu

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Bestie: ew someone ate my really old art

Me: it was me from a ghost account, it was scrum-diddly-umptious UwU

Bestie: *fake crying* I'm gonna drown you in your sleep

#THEIR NAME IS BESTIE #ghostly ramblings #its not even that late at night why are we shit posting

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Bestie: cheesecake.

Me: cheesecake?

B: I can get you cheesecake.

Me: could you UwU 🥺👉👈

B: well now I'm not you fucking degenerate.

#THEIR NAME IS BESTIE #ghostly ramblings #no cheesecake for me #:(

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Amazing, beautiful, I've looked at this for five hours

If Sun could swim do you think his rays would go into swimming mode? like rabbits

#ghostly reblog

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Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

When I first saw the Hazbin Hotel pilot, I knew Alastor would rise to the ranks of Tumblr Sexyman.

And I knew that he was going to be shipped every which way possible, but-

I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO BE THE FANDOMS DESIGNATED DOMMY POPPY?

I took one look at those little dear ears and wasp waist and thought- Oh! They are going to ruin him.

BUT APPARENTLY NOT?? Because EVERY other male character introduced has somehow managed to be MORE BABY GIRL???

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For example:

VOX IS CONSTANTLY ARCHING IS BACK, LIKE HE'S BEGGING FOR IT.

He probably would too.

LUCIFER SEEMS TO BE BUILT FOR TOSSING AND TURNING LIKE A SMALL BEAN BAG??

(For all that's holy, he even won the Sluttiest Waist competition.)

I do not need to explain him.

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These are just the most common people Alastor is paired with, and they ALL managed to out girly-pop him.

Vivienne must be punished for her sins.

#no tags we die like adam

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Join the server my friend maid so we can talk thingies like similar interests and make new friends

MY NEW SEVER

#or else #>:3c #-🦈 #and #-📦

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shoot wrong blog *bwomp*

#happy happy happy happy happy #ghostly babbling #still tho