#HI. cheesecake

[sprinklina]

i come bearing more dungeon meshi. based on the picture below the cut

image ids: five images in a row showing a conversation between marcille and chilchuck with falin and laios watching in the background.

marcille looks down at chil curiously asking "wait so you're into blondes? your wife wasn't even blonde..." chilchuck looks away saying "yeah, i guess."

marcille thinks "the first blonde i think of is.. no!!!" with a thought bubble of falin above her. she's drawn poorly and shocked

marcille then chases chilchuck with her staff out in front of her possibly trying to hook the ring over his head, screaming "EUUUUWWW !! EUWWWWW stay AWAY from FALIN!!!! KYAAAAA!!!"

it cuts to falin standing next to laios with a blank expression on her face. laios has his eyes closed deep in thought with a thought bubble with a lot of text. fully it reads "during copulation, some animals bite the other to hold them down to ensure potential fertilization. if a cockatrice or basilisk did this, would they turn the other to stone or is their own species immune to the petrification thing..?"

falin turns to laios and asks "are we blonde" with no expression on her face. he looks at her and says "idk. cheesecake". falin replies "cheesecake"

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #laios touden #chilchuck tims #marcille donato #HI. cheesecake #the basilisk thing is an inside joke between me and futaba @usarinnpa :3 #everyone loves my dunmesh posts this is true

[jellazticious]

Vigi gets drunk

yt link under the cut

#Pizza Tower #The Vigilante #Noisette #PT CheeseCake #I animated this #Vigi is the kind of person who tells his crush everything

[bluexiao]

scara househusband confirmed—

ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVE MY BELOVED BERRY AAAAAA

#still cant believe his bday is right after my dad’s lmaooo now i have an excuse to always buy blueberry cheesecake then- #his cake aint gonna be delivered til tomorrow so might have to wait for awhile for that #AND NO I NEVER CELEBRATED A 2D CHARACTER’S BIRTHDYA LIKE THIS BEFORE WTHELL #🫐

[powdermelonkeg]

It gets better

You're burning rice now, and the vegetables you sauté only come out half-cooked

You're almost afraid to go into the kitchen at all because that was your mother's domain, not yours

You don't want to dirty more dishes

You don't want to waste more ingredients

How does this appliance work? Where's the instructions? Why aren't they clear enough?

You can't dice tomatoes; they squish into pulp and you have to toss them

You can't make bread; it's too dense, too hard, and you can't make yourself eat it, even though you feel obligated to

You're afraid to turn the beater on, because remember last time? Where you messed up?

It gets better

Someday, you'll make your best friend a bunch of mini quiches so she has a quick breakfast whenever she wants

Someday, you'll make double servings of your favorite food from memory

Someday, you'll accidentally make gelatin that's still got heat from the last time that pan cooked peppers, and you'll learn a little more about how spice works

Someday, you'll improvise a recipe you've never even tried unaltered before, and you'll make a perfect pumpkin cheesecake

And the cookies will be a little too hard, and you'll lament not eating them as dough

And you'll forget about the half & half you asked for, and have no idea what you want to do with it

And you'll linger on your failures less and less, because that cheesecake turned out perfectly

It gets better

Keep trying

#hi my name is bee and sometimes i come out with random poetry #anyways i just had the best cheesecake of my life and /i/ made it #and i wish i could tell younger me who was afraid to even participate in a recipe that 'you'll actually like cooking someday' #when you approach something on your own terms everything feels amazing #and you have no idea why you used to feel so anxious about it

[philhoffman]

#🥰💚 #your joy is my joy #philip seymour hoffman #psh #* #his junior's cheesecake hat :)

[braisedhoney]

can I ask for cheesecake for the cheesehead that is Vlad?

oh of course you can! he can have a little cheesecake. as a treat. (it’s so good bro i don’t blame him at all. i love sweet stuff.)

link to this one’s palette post!

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #vlad masters #i was gonna make it a plain cheesecake but… the palette has so much red in it! it had to be strawberry! #or cherry ig. or raspberry. but strawberry lets me use the little berry on top so it won :P #not even gonna pretend to be normal about this guy anymore tbh. he was the og babygirl i missed him #he put the strawberry topping on his slice bc he wanted to be specific about how it looked ig lmao #ney’s art #color palette challenge

[wonderinc-sonic]

I believe Silver has eaten; wires, concrete, fermented and rotten ~unidentified animal~, toxic waste.

I also believe he is lactose intolerant and whines like hell when he eats a whole cheesecake.

#i also believe he eats a whole cheesecake semi regularly because the bakery near his place gives away the stuff thats old for cheap #silver the hedgehog #wonderincs #speaking my piece

[spinningtusk]

I think it'd be funny if he was her estranged father

#butter pretzel cookie #cookie run #royal margarine cookie #cheesecake cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #crob #crk #my art #ignore that I made him more blonde than he is in canon I just didn't like that his hair and sleeve were the same colour

[milkbreadtoast]

i havent drawn cookies in a while but i love this lil guy he is so cute to me... basque cheesecake flavor anubis puppy.. w pretty long hair.. (his kr voice is so cedric🤧

#burnt cheese cookie #crk #i havent played the story yet tho #i need to catch up so i can see him #i love all the dog cookies... #almost tempted to draw him #also i want to make basque cheesecake #need to buy the ingredients.. #o his name in kr is 'basque cheese cookie' btw

[ftmtum]

group of 8 or so guys go out to get dinner together, all of them hugely pregnant and waddling, so of course they get put in the biggest booth in the restaurant (one of those corner ones). they just barely manage to all fit comfortably, especially with each man's belly being so heavy and huge that it forces their legs apart. when someone who's not sitting on the outside has to get up, for whatever reason, each person before them has to slide down to the entrance and get to their feet, their massive bellies slowing them down. they order a massive amount of food and eat every bit, making their already hugely swollen bellies swell even further, visibly bigger than they had been when they'd arrived. their clothes, all of which had originally fit very well before theyd gotten their food, stand no chance of containing such taut bellies that are packed full of both babies AND food — t shirts and hoodies are riding up over popped belly buttons, and everyone wearing a button down has lost at least two buttons. and not only that, but they've all eaten so much that they're stuck in the booth. they'd all had plenty of room between their bellies and the table at the start but now each man is so massive that his obscenely pregnant belly presses into the table. some have moved so their bellies are underneath the table so it doesnt uncomfortably dig into the exposed flesh of their giant bumps, and now their ample breasts are resting on the table, cleavage on display or straining at the buttons of their shirts. except for the two at either side of the entrance — they were already so obscenely pregnant to start with that they'd had to sit sideways, their bellies too large to squeeze between the booth and the table, but they've eaten so much that they can't even move to let anyoneout. so they all decide to order dessert as well :)

#my post #mpreg #tmpreg #transmasc preg #stuffing kink #one of the ones at the edge manages enough bites of his cheesecake that it actually rips his pants open at the crotch :)

[brattylikestoeat]

#he be fucking the shit outta his food #fine men + fine food #sweet #sweets #dessert #chocolate #cheesecake #TikTok #TikTok food #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #cooking stim #stim cooking #yummy

[rb19]

when u deep it.. that's some pretty bad gifts 😭

#max did not eat that cheesecake it was abu dhabi 21 his tummy was hurting the whole week #source: me #at least mine was 😭

[narrators-ruminations]

Stanley, why are you looking at me like that? ["...You are wearing a skirt."] And?? Are you suggesting that MEN cannot wear such articles of clothing? How patriarchal of you.

(my take on a design for the lovebug au by @things1do)

#i made narrator's favourite food to be cheesecake once and now he's wearing a cheesecake skirt #i felt like a skirt would exaggerate his change in personality due to the virus a bit more #yk bc he'd never normally wear one #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #tspud narrator #tsp stanley #tsp narrator fanart #tsp fanart #lovebug au #tsp the narrator #the stanley parable

[redfurrycat]

[At IceMav's]

Bob, Jake, Javy, Mickey and Reuben telling Mav about their favourite medical TV-show while Bradley and Nat handle the dessert.

Reuben: I got hooked up with Grey's Anatomy since the beginning. Can't get enough of the staff sleeping with each other.

Mickey: No way, man! The Good Doctor is the best show. I love Dr. Murphy! He's the best!!!

Javy: Not bad, dude, but I freaking love House M.D. There's no better one-liners than House's.

[Javy and Mickey high-fiving.]

Bob: I used to watch every Dr Quinn Medicine Woman rerun with my mum.

Mav: Good one, Bob. It's Ice's favourite too! You should come here on Wednesday, he loves to watch his favourite episodes.

Reuben: What about you, Jake?

[Javy snorts because HE KNOWS.]

Jake, dreamily distracted: ER. For one character only... Greene.

Mav, spitting out his beer through his nose: ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?!

Jake: Nope. There's no sexiest doctor than good ol' Dr. Mark Greene.

The other men but Javy: What? What's going on? Show us Mav!

[On Mav's phone:]

Mickey: DUUUUUUDE. YOU'RE SO PREDICTABLE SOMETIMES.

[They all tease Jake who's as cool as a cucumber. He's not ashamed! The guy IS good-looking and reminds him a little of...]

Bradley: Why you guys laughing? What did we miss?

Jake: Bradshaw! As I live and breathe. Did you bring me back my cheesecake?

#dagger bonding time with mavdad #mickey fanboy garcia #robert bob floyd #javy coyote machado #reuben payback fitch #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #implied married icemav #implied hangster #mutual pining of idiots in love #phoenix is busy carrying a big ass cake...cause rooster was too eager to bring hangman his cheesecake asap #WHIPPED - she whisper-shouts at her best friend #halo harvard omaha fritz and yale ALSO have their bonding time with Icepops....AT THE AQUARIUM!!! :D #mavdad and icepops & their dagger ducklings #let's pretend ER predates goose's death... cause I want carole and mav teasing goose about his EXTREME LIKENESS TO THE ER CHARACTER #🐈red🐈furry🐈cat🐈tag🐈

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crowley would absolutely be the partner who gets really over-dramatic when their stomach hurts.

#crowley sprawled out on the sofa: Angel I’m dying #Crowley: just say goodbye to me now Angel I just want to see your face before I die #Aziraphale making him some tea: crowley you know how your corporation reacts to dairy why would you eat clam chowder AND a cheesecake?? #this happens at least once a month #Aziraphale complains about crowley eating things he shouldn’t #but of course this complaining is occurring while he makes crowley tra and/or rubs his tummy #crowley can’t eat certain things but every time he’s like maybe this time will be different #me once again projecting onto crowley #because my body always has the same reaction to fried food but I’ll be damned if I don’t order some fried Mac and cheese bites #crowley #aziraphale #incorrect ineffable husbands #good omens

[nico-di-genova]

WAITT are pato and alex going to get together in a lesson in breaking because.. idk they're just so dear to me <3 i originally thought he might end up witu david, but honestly david seems more like a little brother he forcefully adopted

…maybe 🤭

Like, eventually yes, but also it’s so far down the line tbh. I just like working seven hundred steps ahead. But yes, their plot line is outlined and happening.

And yeah, David’s 100% just the little bro he’s forcefully bringing to the function. They’re fighting for control of the aux chord and have so many inside jokes that Esteban’s sitting in the backseat of that car feeling increasingly confused.

Anyway, I like to think of the Alex/Pato dynamic in alib as something like this:

#they are…so dear to me #Fernando and Lance fucking nasty style in that mansion while Pato and Alex are up at 3 am sharing left over cheesecake #from their dinner at the Cheesecake Factory where Pato insisted on paying #and then insisted on opening/closing the passenger side door of his car #because he is GENTLEMAN #meanwhile Rossi was like…babe…I can open my own fucking door #but he also lets Pato do it because he is Smitten #a lesson in braking #alib convo