#no bueno

[the-californicationist]

hey fam

my mental health has been, como se dice?... not good. just wanted to say thanks for all the likes and comments and reblogs and awesome posts and feral smut. im not the best at responding lately but ill get better.

#how do you say #no bueno #pretty malo in fact #a surprise death and a surprise marriage in the same month is too many surprises #i did get employee of the year though #so there's that #just need to recharge #ill post more though #soon

[naughtyneganjdm]

To the person who keeps trying to bait me into fights through anonymous messages, it's not going to happen. Your negativity is not welcome here, but I wish the best for you and hope you have a blessed year ahead of yourself 🙂

#personal #off topic #no bueno

[dumplingtrait]

what mods do you guys use for wants/ whims-based gameplay?

all the ones i've found are gone or outdated 😰

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #the sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 help #ive been looking desperately for whims overhaul #no bueno

[turkwriter]

How are you gonna have a whole speech about Bo-Katan’s father and not mention Satine AT ALL?!

#this is my villain origin story #that plus all the DinxBo hints this episode? #no bueno #Star Wars #The Mandalorian #Bo-Katan Kryze #Satine Kryze

[tactax-art]

Hey, just found your mwii monster au and wanted to say that its really cool! Quick question tho, is Soap like an actual god or just a really stronk monster? If he is an actual god, was he born like that or did he inherit/grow into it?

Oh god (hah) ok I guess it's time to try and pin down godhood/divinity for this verse, huh? Been meaning to make notes. Definitely not just 'stong monster'.

Sorry but you'll never get a 'quick' answer from me when I could be worldbuilding, lol. This is barebones and subject to change, mebbe.

A mortal (ie. not godly) is only one thing. They're a human. They're a werewolf. They're a human-werewolf-hybrid but that's still just one being. When they die they're dead (or possibly undead, but that's still being one thing at a time).

They need to eat, to hunt, to rest, to replenish in a way that is a conscious effort.

Gods are born as mortals to mortal parents (if applicable), but attached to them is the divine element that they are the god of. They're a mortal but also that element, both avatar and embodiment. Ageing is a tricky thing, on average a god's mortal form will develop to maturity at a regular pace and remain at that point. (I should mention that gods aren't always born to sapient species.)

Their divinity/godhood on the other hand is ever growing and maturing, eventually shedding their mortal form (and later self) after which their element soon (relative) consumes them. That is when a god dies, and a new one is born, and the cycle begins again. The speed at which the cycle moves really depends on the individual cycle's god, their species, their circumstances and element.

In a way you can see a divine element as a parasite that attaches at birth to a host and sustains and consumes them over a span of decades to millenia. There is no way to predict, invite, stop or avert this, in fact you shouldn't even try. Without the divine element the thing itself would cease existing. The divine element also feeds the mortal form purely by it's element existing, as such a god doesn't need to eat or rest (but they can, if they so choose so), and it's very very hard to kill their mortal form. Depending on what stage they're at it's likely possible they can re-form from their element alone, even if their mortal form was completely destroyed. (Otherwise it's likely they move on to late stage godhood.) its impossible to injure a god with something associated to their element. (ie explosions = bullets, shrapnel, fire, heavy impact/shockwave, etc)

Soap being a god of explosions for example, is in the 'juvenile' stages of godhood (this does not influence his maturity as a human in any way). He's figured out manmade explosions/explosives, and the wonders of flammable gasses, and making anything explode that shouldn't/making things not-explode that should. But guys, guys, he hasn't even grocked yet that the two biggest natural sources of explosions are volcanic and stellar, as in solar flares and supernovas. (His endstage of godhood would probably be stuff like colliding black holes and just generally stretching too thin through the universe and completely losing any sense of self/personhood and eventually fading into nothing. But that's gonna be a long as while dw.)

#haven't gone into the social stuff but #short: gods usually stick with gods #also i dont think prayers/worship do anything??? #i mean itd be funky if they do but it wouldnt change anything for them #also you just know that god-killing weapons were invented several times #no bueno #ok ok i hush now #ask more questions if you wanna know more things #also i'll eventually figure out the others #tactax mwii creatures au #tactaxtalks #tactax EoE spoilers

[astrobydalia]

my virgo brain: "the least thing you can do is an excellent job"

#chronicles of a perfectionist procrastinator #no bueno

[enderwoah]

we are at the precipice. this is the closest it will ever be. there is less than an hour in the vote and it has been a consistent 50/50 for the past however-long. when i began this post, quackity was leading joe by about 40 votes.

please. please. i am literally on my knees, begging. vote for joe hills. he is the epitome of what a tumblr sexyman in the cryptid category is supposed to be. quackity dabbles in every category of tumblr sexyman, but joe hills is fully submerged in one and does it right.his cryptid energy knows no bounds. there are no headcanons of him just being normal in the grand scheme of the universe, and if there are, it's because everyone else isn't normal and he's, like, a sentient player in a minecraft character's body.

he crafts poetry for almost every single one of his episodes and weaves the hum of the universe into every line. he takes hermitcraft apart thread by thread and crochets it into something new, something beautiful. he made a giant pinball machine with the deep field image made on the side using minecraft blocks. he wrote a poem about how the thought cub's base from season 8 was a gaping maw that lacked an upper jaw, which was so tma-coded it was unreal, among other poems about cub's freakshow of a base (i don't even care if you don't vote for him, read those damn poems). he has alter egos to rival the bursonas, one of which, beetlejhost, is very explicitly a tumblr sexyman. i mean, look at this guy (and etho)! not to mention just joe hills in general! look at this fanart they've seximanified a guy who's minecraft skin is literally Just Steve with a different shirt and hair!

he has cyptid energy up the wazoo! for the tumblr sexyman poll, people have started headcanoning the tumblr checkmarks (you know, the ones he didn't have until a few days ago; the things that exist only in the meta-verse of tumblr and no other canon anywhere else) as either eyes or a halo. this is not a one-time thing. they turned him into a biblically accurate nightmare with his TUMBLR CHECKMARKS for a TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL.

quackity has no such cryptid energy. the closest thing he gets is being traumatised and also that one time that he showed up riding skeleton horses in a shoddy assassin's creed cosplay. or that time he appeared in fundy's dream, which, by the way, was a RECONSTRUCTION OF Q IN FUNDY'S MIND. NOT actually q.

not to mention joe hills dipping into the pathetic category. he's cleo's best friend, he is the wet cat to her pitbull, he is the wet paper bag to her stolen lunch. he is the universe's punching bag. he is campaigning—campaigning—to win a tumblr sexyman poll. he has spent real American dollars to win the vote from people. he says 'retumbl' instead of 'reblog.' if that isn't the height of patheticness, i don't know what is.

the most quackity has going for him is his patheticness, but what was his response to all this on twitter? a silly disregard for the seriousness of the poll. he was acting suave about it. cool. didn't care. that's not sexyman. there's no ENERGY.

this post has taken 45 minutes to write, and in that amount of time, the gap between them has shortened to six votes. vote. every number counts. quackity has six million subscribers. joe hills has 160k. joe hills has one of the biggest content creators on twitch on the ropes. tango said he didn't care too much about the polls because he figured they were just going to be a popularity contest. help us win this. help us prove him wrong.

let's show everyone the joe hills difference.

#please show love to every single post ive linked here!! #the fans are obviously what really makes these polls special #and this is all /lh and all very /nsrs! #i like debate and i like making points and i like writing essays #i do not like being seriously angry about the outcome of an mcyt tumblr seyman poll #no bueno #may the best sexyman win! #mcyt #joe hills #quackity #mcytblr sexymen poll #mcytblr sexyman poll

[spaciebabie]

me and you in idea-less purgatory :[

for real for real.....................

#my whole being will be overwhelmed w/the need 2 draw and then its just crickets up here #no bueno #spacie splains #ik it will come back but its driving me mad

[inkary]

I got CoD audio smut put on my dash because of you

I understand why I'm being blamed for this, but I can't stop laughing

#ask #it's pretty bad through the fact tumblr now puts shit on your tl like twitter does #no bueno #dont want to be conscious about what i like here too

[ask-paper-clip]

Don’t you just hate it when someone walks in when you’re enjoying yourself?

#paper clip #glitchy #ask paper clip #mlp art #mlp #mlp:fim #Techpony Problems #bueno #no bueno #bueno denied #princess clarion

[mindmythorns]

too wired but i still want to keep going

#no bueno #blaaahhhh

[boanerges20]

Fuck Ego...

#fuck ego #ego #no bueno #fuck it

[lostestleo]

The severely anguishing effect of chronic pain:

My soul wants out. My consciousness wants out. My subconscious is already halfway through the door. My mind wants a long fucking vacation from this bed, and backyard, and yet my body wants rest…

The pain is inside, in my stomach, in my chest. It fills my whole upper body with discomfort. The pain radiates outward to my back, shoulders and neck. The feeling of being in an itchy, pulling, annoying costume…

I want to take off my skin. Just for a moment.

#chronic illness #chronic pain #lost light #i need more #i think i need help #ramblings #talk to ya girl #be kind #i am healing #i am working on it #ouch #owie #no bueno

[photowizard17]

👏 I 👏 am 👏 not 👏 ready👏 for 👏 this 👏

#star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tech #wrecker #crosshair #echo #hunter #omega #season 3 finale #i am not ok #no bueno

[pollenallergie]

who wants to stay home sick with me and cuddle and watch studio ghibli movies all day???

#i feel like absolute ass #just pure butt #no bueno #inte bra #nicht gut #non bene #pas bien #pol’s diary <3