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[the-californicationist]

I want to start writing fanfiction again but I don’t even know where to start. I can’t commit to a full fic just cause I’m so busy and writing is more of a hobby :”) any recommendations? should i start on drabbles? should i write my drafts on my notes app? idk, it’s been a while 😭

Honestly, I think drabbles are great. I don’t do them often but tons of tumblr writers seem to enjoy them, as do their fans. But, if you have characters and a plot idea that feels even the least bit cohesive, I’d recommend writing it out little by little, putting down the scenes you are dying to write and then connecting them up as you go.

As far as writing apps go, I’m a GDocs girlie myself. Makes it easy to save and access my work from any machine. Great grammar and spelling suggestions if you turn them on. And free. Yay! But I’m sure there’s more out there to choose from. A dedicated writing app would be nice if you’re using your phone, for example. Whatever feels the best! Fanfic is and should be pure, unadulterated hedonism!! 😅🩷

Can’t wait to read your work!

[the-californicationist]

these stories are all fire. gems - youre amazing!!

Writers confident challenge! list your 5 writings you love the most! Reread them and tell yourself you are a gem to this world! and if you want, send this to the writers you like let them know how awesome they are! 💌

Feel free to answer whenever you can! I know you’ve been stressing!

It can be either WIPs or actual published fics!

Tats, I adore this question. I'm going to be that person and say "I love them all!" But I have a few I am giving a little extra love to right now.

The Price of Pegging. The only complete work I have published. A love letter to myself and my gender identity, wrapped up in some steamy hot smut. 😄

Everything else is WIPs, surprising no one who knows me. 😉 These are in no specific order.

Corporal Distraction - I love this premise. I love a "forbidden" romance and the consequences that come with it. I love that it's got a twist to it. I love the aesthetics and tweaks I've given both canon and OC characters while keeping to their original source material.

Brix - The first CoD fanfic I started. Inspired by @the-californicationist's "Gunslinger" (AO3) and Thing's "How Many Days I'll Bleed" (AO3) stories. I consider these two authors to be two dear close friends of mine as well. Also, a bit of catharsis for my shitty experience working in the orchard industry.

Museum Muse - Puppy play. Kink Dynamics. Fat OC. Art as a means of learning to be loved. Just...ooey gooey cuteness. (Needs serious re-working, but I adore the premise.)

Fruit Cocktails - I adore the idea of different species of bats being vampires. It's a fun premise and one I want to explore further. I just need to improve at my murder mystery skills. The layers of nuance and worldbuilding I have here are delicious.

[the-californicationist]

When I enjoy someone’s writing, as I do yours, I ignore summaries, tags, and notes. I realize their intended purpose, but had I utilized them, I wouldn’t be confessing this to you. Shifter fics aren’t my cup of tea, and yet, here I am 6 chapters deep into Ursa Major. The blossoming connection (professional and personal) between John and Doc has me eagerly anticipating the raw moment of vulnerability when he unveils his true self to her. Although I keep an open mind, the genre of shifters still eludes me. I may never find myself actively seeking out these stories, but the AO3 tab persistently open alongside my finance-related work tabs is a testament to your writing. I acknowledge the slight contradiction, but I look forward to reading the entirety of this series.

Wow honestly that means so much to me! And you know, yes, this is a shifter fic, but I don’t really read that many shifter fics, so all the major tropes are sort of unknown to me. I was actually worrying that die hard shifter fans would be turned off by my version of it, so perhaps it’ll be more palatable for non-shifter fans? I’m mostly just being uber self-indulgent and just writing my own horniness in there 😅🩷 Hope it turns out to be something you enjoy! Thanks for sticking with me.

[the-californicationist]

Ursa Major (Ch. 06)

it's finally out. jesus i felt like i had to fight a whole ocean full of sharks just to get this out into the world. my personal life has been... spicy. and i'm just so grateful for y'all's patience. hope you like it! warning for a bit of smut!

#ursa major by the californicationist #ursa major #call of duty #cod #call of duty fanfic #cod mw2 #cod mwii #captain john price #captain price #john price #captain price x you #john price x you #bear john price #bear price #and all of his bear friends #captain john price x female reader #john price x female reader #x female reader #captain price x reader

[the-californicationist]

omfg!!!! i am SOBBING. i am BEYOND IMPRESSED!!!! this is everything i ever imagined when i wrote gunslinger, and i am just floored by your talent. FUCK!! <3 <3 <3 i love this and i can't thank you enough for caring about my story enough to create it. this is so meaningful to me. it honestly feels like magic. thank you thank you THANK YOU!!

Captain Price & Miel for @the-californicationist 🤎🐎

#gunslinger by the californicationist #captain john price #captain price #cod mw2 #ao3 fanfic #cowboy price #john #john price

[the-californicationist]

CALI! my mind immediately started running wild when i saw this: https://youtube.com/shorts/FIMK9Y7UNRo?si=DKOQ_CKGrTG9RAON omg the way i can see ghost wearing this and soap always tugging on it when he wants to talk to him or smth and ghost finally gets tired of it and RUINS the poor man by tugging on him iykwim 😼

lol omg for me this was nearly a jumpscare because... i own this one O_O lol husband bought it for valentines day this year and it... it definitely has the expected effect.

i could just imagine that - every time Johnny yanks his chain - Ghost feels the rush of sparkling pleasure head straight for his cock, tightening his balls. Only for Johnny to release him and Ghost can finally take a breath again.

Wears it when he's napping on the couch, and Johnny wakes him up with it, shocking him out of his sleep, making his half-hard dick press against his pants.

Finally, when he sees Johnny reach up one more time, passing him in the common room, Ghost retaliates, jamming his hand down the front of Soap's pants, grabbing his fat shaft and squeezing him just as hard as his mate has been squeezing his neck all day.

"Keep that up, and you'll be the one chokin', Johnny..."

[the-californicationist]

Porn with world-building visuals for extra enrichment

hehe thanks for the summary. happy to provide enrichment for everyone's enclosure ^_^

[the-californicationist]

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send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

[the-californicationist]

Thank God this exists

The Day is My Enemy (5)

Author: @deadbranch Pairing: werewolf!Captain Price x fem!Reader Summary:  John is understanding of your hesitance and gives you a way out even as he’s buried in you. Word Count:  1.4k Warnings:  18+ MDNI, p in v sex, knotting, massaging of testicles, impolite language, emotional turmoil. A/N:  For a chapter that’s nearly 100% smut, there aren’t a lot of warnings here.  One might almost call this chapter wholesome, but I don’t know who that one person is.  Again, I highly recommend reading the lore post on knotting, if you haven’t already.

SERIES MASTERLIST

THE DAY IS MY ENEMY (5)

John startles you with a sudden jerk of your arm that results in you sprawling against his chest, knees on either side of his lap, your slickened cunt pressed against the underside of his hard cock.

He wasn’t rough, per se, but the movement was unexpected.  The sudden closeness and intimate contact would’ve normally given you pause, heat rising in your chest and cheeks, but your body’s singular focus on the act of mating has your limbic system firing like exposed wires.

There’s no embarrassment here.  No awkwardness.  No hesitation.

 “Will you do the honors or shall I?” he asks carefully between nuzzling your chin and stroking your lower back.

Without missing a beat, you reach between your bodies to grasp him at the root of his erection.  Together, you observe with mutual excitement as his cock disappears, one inch at a time.  He doesn’t rush your descent.  If nothing else, he supports some of your body weight, hands under each glute, fingers identing your flesh.

Previously, you hadn’t considered yourself small.  Tight.  Whatever men claim during the throes of lust, hoping that saying the words, such heated and simple praise, will prompt the woman to clench all the more around one’s cock.

That being said, John Price resets everything you thought you understood about your own anatomy.

You can’t descend any further, but your labia are only just touching his knot.  If he were to knot you properly, he’d have to sink his dick in at least another inch.  Trouble is, you haven’t got another inch.

You’ve made do with other men, wolves, and non-wolves alike, who had more length than necessary.  Generally, if you coaxed them into your pussy before becoming fully hard, you could take them down to the balls.  As they went about the usual pump and grind, your respective anatomies would adjust over the course of the evening’s activities without loss of pleasure or the introduction of discomfort in either of you.  The girthier the cock, the more challenging it was to use this trick to accommodate for excessive length.  You always referred to it in your mind as a numbers game.

Truth be told, you never turned down anyone for their perceived dimensions, but you’re having doubts right now as you make eye contact with John, likely failing to keep a vaguely helpless look from emerging in your expression.

John doesn’t disappoint as he quickly pieces together the problem, placing a hand on your cheek, thumb sweeping over the soft skin by your mouth.

“Different position, perhaps?”  He looks so very serious, the skin around his eyes creasing with concern as his pupils look downward and up again, acknowledging the mechanical problem between you.

You smile but don’t make any other movement to acknowledge his question.  A moment passes where you’re unsure.  This isn’t you.  You’re hovering over the lap of the legacy wolf you’ve been ignoring for more than a year, most of his cock nestled deep in your body as his bulging knot teases the primordial instincts you’ve tried so very hard to suppress.

His obvious sympathy for your situation makes this worse.  This is a pity fuck.  He’s letting you ride his dick because you’re hurting, and he knows the resulting lack of focus harms combat readiness and safety.  There’s no way the entire battalion won’t know that you fucked Price.  Your scent likely filled the hallways from the front door all the way to Price’s room.  They’ll be talking about it at breakfast, even if both of you wash each other’s scent from your bodies first. 

The warm grip of his hand rouses you from your spiraling trance as he makes you look at him.

“Hey.  It’s okay.  All of this is okay.  But if you’d rather seek relief elsewhere, I understand.  Not too late to take a shower, get dressed, and be on your way.  As far as I’m concerned, you came here for advice and then you left.  No harm done.”

As he coaxes reassurance back into the space between you, he begins to soften.  He must be the kind of man whose arousal is dependent on the consent and enthusiastic desire of his mate.  The other person, you correct yourself silently.

As his erection diminishes, his knot pushes teasingly into your pussy as you descend.  John’s eyes dilate as he realizes he’s all the way in but for his knot.  It wouldn’t take much now to just…push it in the rest of the way.

“Thank you for offering to make this go away, John.  But I need this.  You need this, too.”  You nuzzle him gently, rocking forward against his knot.  You look down between you and then meet his gaze again, his eyes wide with anticipation and uncertainty.  You smile.  “May I?”

He nods abruptly.  “Please.”

You recall the diagrams, the videos, the advice from other wolves.  Knotting isn’t a big deal unless you make it a big deal.  It’s only a big deal if you do it with the same partner three times.  Once won’t hurt anything.  Just do it.

Reaching between you again, you carefully compress one side of his knot to let it slip inside you, then compress the other side, letting it slip in as well.  No turning back.

He takes in a long, ragged breath as his knot rapidly engorges, his head falling back against the couch as his blood pressure dips aggressively.  You gasp, gripping the back of the couch as the internal pressure overwhelms you.  Tears spring to your eyes.  His knot is bigger than you’d expected, but with this being your first time to be knotted, you weren’t sure what you were expecting.  You’ll be stuck like this for at least the next twenty minutes.

After the uncomfortable, rapid expansion phase, his knot lodges in just the right place, positioned where it will remain until his knot goes down.  There’s a distinct lack of room remaining in your vaginal canal for anything but hope that you’ll both get the relief you need from this, but he still manages to fill you with cum, his testicles pulsing subtly against your perineum as each wave of orgasm washes over him.

The only way you know to ensure his knot goes down in as timely a manner as possible is to help him empty his balls, to finish the cycle you’ve started.

You kiss the underside of his jaw, head still tipped back, rocking your hips, providing the small amounts of friction that are still possible despite being locked together.

Hoping to speed up the process, you reach behind your hips and massage his testicles gently with your hand.  Previously in a daze, his eyes fly open as he grabs your wrist, the one so methodically massaging his balls.

“Don’t.  Please.  Too sensitive.”

“I’m sorry, I thought it would feel good.”

“You…Christ…you’re not wrong.  Just…it’s been too long.  Too much right now.  Just…”

Rather than finishing his thought, he pulls you into a kiss that feels like more than utility, function, form, or purpose.  He kisses you as though he’s been waiting a lifetime to touch you, his lips sampling how you taste, but also hoping you’re enjoying this too.

You roll your hips gently with every press of your lips, every lick of his tongue, every gentle squeeze of his hands on your hips.  You startle when he takes hold of a nipple between a calloused knuckle and thumb.  He breathes a satisfied growl as you clench around him in involuntary response.  His cock twitches as another wave hits him, his balls contracting again beneath you.

“I’m glad we have all night,” you whisper against his lips.

“Me too…and all day tomorrow,” he says with a lazy smile, his lids half-mast as he looks up at you.  “They’ll talk about us no matter what, you know.”

“Then let’s get the most out of this.  Let’s show up to breakfast still smelling like each other.”

The comfortingly loud rumbling intensifies in his chest just before he erupts again inside you, his balls tightening.

“Deal.  But if you keep talking like that, we might miss breakfast.”

Next Chapter [coming soon]

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scrambling to the floor to lick it up like a dog

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A fucking buffet of delicious writing about delicious man butts 😈

lol man butts ;))))

[the-californicationist]

lol this is cute

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Thank you so much for the rec!! 🩷

Thank you so much to everyone that submitted recommendations this week! A comprehensive list of this week’s submissions can be found under the cut! Recommendations are organized by show/media, and any main pairings will be listed after the title.

💕 = 18+ content 🟪 = contains spoilers of a currently running show

Fics:

The Clone Wars: It Only Takes a Spark (Purge Trooper Cody x f!Inquisitor Reader) by @vodika-vibes 💕 Time After Time (Commander Cody x f!Reader) by @the-rain-on-kamino Theirs (Commander Fox x f!Reader x Commander Wolffe) by @vodika-vibes 💕 Don't Stop on My Account (Commander Wolffe x f!Reader) by @dickarchivist 💕 One Spotchka Too Many (Captain Rex x f!Reader) by @twistedsarchive Captain Rex x OC Nia Ficlet by @eternal-transcience 💕 The Last Word (Fives x OC Mal Darroch) by @ariadnes-red-thread Shattered Sunrise (Mace Windu x OC Danica Morrow) by @pickleprickle The Choices We Make, The Paths We Tread by lildropofmagic (AO3) The Number Lads by @jgvfhl

The Bad Batch: The Hostage by @kybercrystals94 Freeze Thaw by AnEchoInHere (AO3)

The Book of Boba Fett: 💕 This Tender Love (Boba Fett x f!Reader) by @daimyosprincess 💕 Worth the Risk (Boba Fett x f!Reader) by @daimyosprincess

Star Wars Original Trilogy: Revelations by shOokspeared (AO3)

Republic Commando: 💕 Off the Grid (Niner Skirata x f!Reader) by @the-rain-on-kamino

Batman: Lavender Blood by @starkskypines

Hetalia: Axis Powers: Grey Skies Over London by Gemini Star 01 (ff.net) Every Generation by Gemini Star 01 (ff.net) Gutters by Glassamilk (ff.net) Ditches by Glassamilk (ff.net)

Call of Duty: 💕 Riptide (Price x f!Reader) by @the-californicationist

Crossover AUs: Edward's Babysitting Service (Hetalia: Axis Powers X Fullmetal Alchemist Crossover) by orphan_account (AO3) Conversations With Patronizing Jerks (Hetalia: Axis Powers X Star Wars Crossover) by @basketofnova

Art:

The Clone Wars: Republic Troops 501st Poster by @boggsart Clone Wars Band Art by @pinkiemme Captain Rex Art by @vivaislenska Captain Rex Art by @kheimerios Captain Rex Art by @rackcty Mace Windu Art by @mudpuddless Fives and OC Elara McTavish Art by @aliettali OC Kazi and OC Daria by @eyecandyeoz (from I Yearn and So I Fear by @enigmaticexplorer) Clone OC Atlas Art by @orionfrommars

The Bad Batch: Bad Batch Selfie Art by @collophora Happy Ending Bad Batch Art by @mroddmod Hunter and Omega Art by @blxem1lk Hunter Redesign by @snw-faatuatua 🟪 (TBB S3) Hunter Art by @soularsss 🟪 (TBB S3) CX-2 Art by @notnyxxy Tech Art by @rexxdjarin Tech and Phee's Children OCs by @nightskyfoxyy A Place to Hide by @the-rain-on-kamino

Star Wars Original Trilogy: Young Boba Fett Art by @mrs2224

Jedi: Survivor: BD-1 Art by @eriadus

Batman: Batman's Boys by @inverted-typo

How to Train Your Dragon: Meatlug Art by @spacenintendogs

Call of Duty: Wraith by @bluegiragi

GIF Sets:

The Book of Boba Fett: Kia Kaha, Kia Maia, Kia Manawanui by @bobafettdaily

[the-californicationist]

On this same note, as an author, I would deeply appreciate when a reader alerts me that I’m missing a tag. Tell us! We will fix it. Sometimes we miss one, and it’s just an accident. Please, tell us.

But. Any author who mumbles something about spoilers this and surprise that - or who refuses to remove/add tags - report the fic!

Triggers are not “spoilers.” If you need to shock your reader to engage them with your story, you need to stop and think about if authorship is really the right path for you. Hurting people for the surprise factor or for shock value is never okay. And that’s what you’re doing. You’re hurting people.

I firmly believe that it’s the reader’s responsibility to interact with media that is appropriate for them, but it is also the author’s responsibility to be truthful about the contents of their work. It goes both ways!

Tag. Your. Shit.

If you migrate from Wattpad to Ao3....

I'm fucking begging you to actually tag your works properly AND DO NOT CENSOR WHAT YOU WRITE OR TAG !!! Terms like "unalive" "sewer slide" and other censored terms are NOT welcome here, and you wont be punished by the algorithm for talking about death and blood and stuff BECAUSE THERES IS NO ALGORITHM ! Also making place holders IS NOT ALLOWED BY AO3 TOS. It just clogs up the archive for nothing, if you do this, thats a sure way to get your stuff reported. Please learn how Ao3 works, its nothing like Wattpad.

[the-californicationist]

re: writing asks - 18 & 27 if you please 💖💖💖

of course mads! <3 <3

18. if you keep them, share a deleted sentence or paragraph from a published fic

This is from what I lovingly call "Trashcan Fic" where I wrote this big long fic and then threw most of it right into the trashcan. I published the surviving part as "Troubleshooting." The rest of it really was unusable garbage. But, here's a bit of it:

Price was lost in the space between himself and her, his mind crawling around in the dark of the room, fully off of its leash and rabid. He knew he had no right to leer at her like this. She should scorn his lurid gaze, or perhaps cry out, even, offended. But, then, the unthinkable: she smiled. His cock pulsed against his will, begging to be fed into her pussy until she surrounded him, dripping around him and burning him with the heat of her core. Her smile was a sparkling message of excited consent, of ripe desire. Price thought he might be losing his mind, but she bit down on her fleshy bottom lip and raised a suggestive eyebrow as he watched her voyeuristically from his perch. Knowing she had his every nerve on edge, she used her hands to rub big spirals around her breasts, circling in until she reached her hard nipples, pinching them and using them to shake her tits side to side, forcing their weight back and forth so that when she let go, they would keep their momentum, hypnotizing him with their movement.

27. your favorite part of the writing process

Hearing other people's thoughts! I love it when I write something and someone can say - oh, my God! That's what I wanted to see!

Idk it's just the best feeling. I love making people feel feelings and get lost in worlds where they get to unwind and have fun for a bit. That's what drives me to practice, and that's why nothing I write is ever good enough. I want you to be able to SMELL him right off the page, goddamnit. lol

#cali answers asks #we don't talk about trashcan fic #an unusable google doc of drivel

[the-californicationist]

Cali! Would you answer 2, 7 and 12 from the "More Fic Writer Asks"? 💚

Gemma!! Yes!

2. a character whose POV you’re currently exploring

Johnny! In my fic, Ursa Major, Johnny saves the day in a flashback/memory, and it reveals a lot about the lore I've tried to build for the story. Does he have a Scottish accent in his head? These are the questions!

7. your preferred writing fonts

Arial. It's so neutral that it lets me focus on the words instead of how they look. But, for readability, I prefer Spectral or Ovo.

12. a trope you’re really into right now

Doing a bit of a Fated Mates + Ticking Clock situation with Ursa Major right now, but it's a bit of a subversion since the lovers are two adults who are very actively consenting to be together (or not), and who (as will be revealed) have personal reasons not to "give in" to fate.

I like to think of the kind of Fated Mates I'm doing as more of a Kiss-the-Girl type of moment where all of the animals (the 141) are screaming in perfect harmony at Ariel (reader) and Eric (Price) as they float around their blue lagoon, but instead of just sitting there in silence as they're pressed together in the H. M. S. Forced Proximity boat, there's a lot more hemming and hawing going on.

On top of this, I've also got a bit of the Dealing with Loss trope because I, myself, have been dealing with loss, and I'm using this fic to work through those feelings.

#cali answers asks #ursa major #ursa major by the californicationist #call of duty fanfic #captain price x you #but he’s a bear sometimes

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Routine