#no 😔

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

did you stay hydrated today?

what are you the water police

#no 😔 #aethers asks

[belfryprepz]

Megan thee Stallion is performing for NYE and my dad was all arrogant like "stallions are male horses why is she a stallion" and I jokingly said she's defying gender norms and he started going on about the wacky liberal nutty shit show world we live in. Girl and they say we can't take a joke

#i get you're a libertarian but. u do know what gender norms are right? #ik you're a 45 y/o white man but. u do know what gender norms are right??? #right???? #no 😔 #bri ffr

[aimless-passerby]

Need a separate list of fics where hobbits don't praise Yavanna on each occasion 😭

#vent post #there are too many #I simply can't read them #I will open one and Bilbo blesses Yavanna there #then I open the next one and he does the same and there are no separate tags for this headcanon to filter it out #one of my least favourite tropes and it's so popular just so yavanna/aule would parallel bilbo/thorin #no 😔 #it shouldn't be like this #or I am shipping in a wrong way as usual #oops the placement of pairs should be reversed in that sentence to make more sense #anyway #it's best when the creation of hobbits continues being a mystery #and Yavanna has ents animals and plants already #and why would she have hobbits #she seemed so devastated by dwarves in the silm chapter (probably was more tame about elves and men since they are creations of eru) #and not in a single sentence a hobbit in canonical text praises yavanna #it bugs me so much #someone can't enjoy nor reading nor writing so this vent post was created #hopefully it will be ignored and won't trouble anyone #I don't know how to turn this snobbism off and it feels lonely

[sashiavi]

Okay so I might have crossed a line

I went I little bit too delulu

I just-

Omg he smells so loveLY ITS MMMMMMM OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH ITS DEEP AND W A R M and sWEET

#am i delusional? #maybe #am i sOrry about it? #no 😔

[pinkfey]

being sick as an adult is the worst 🫠

#it’s not covid thank god #is it a surprise i got sick at the biggest major outing i’ve been to in two years #an outing in which i was the only person wearing a mask bc the entire city never began #no 😔 #oughhhhh this is the worst i’ve got a sore throat AND a headache #anyways.txt

[solitaryparadise]

have you still not seen evangelion

Maybe

#no 😔

[chicomecoatl]

It's actually better to suck ass at a game bc that feeling of euphoria u get when you've been trying to get past an obstacle for like 15 minutes and then u FINALLY make it through is unparalleled

#'cranky bc ur stuck on a tricky jump aren't u' #yes 😔 #'are u winning son?' #no 😔

[kitsnicket]

#😔

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔 #ferret #comic #digital art #art

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

#and yes i have indeed experimented with trying to add invisible patches on the INSIDE of the jean but unfortunately #trying to sew anything to the non-euclidean hellscape that is the crotch area of a pair of pants #inevitably ends up 1. (hand-sewing) puckered as hell or 2. (machine sewing) w me accidentally sewing a leg hole closed 😔

[cemeterything]

i don't get passenger princesses i get passenger psychologists. picked someone up today and ten minutes into our journey they asked me do you get angry when you're scared and i was like uh i guess yeah why and they were like because you're driving this car like you wish it could feel pain.

#🐉 #and i was 😔

[borgevino]

there are so many things on gods green earth that are not platonic but are also not romantic. the erotic, the familial, the unconditional, weird codependency, weird codependency (hatred edition), etc. let us all broaden our horizons

#i saw a post that made me mad lol 😔 #skill issue #(@ the post's op and also @ me for getting riled up by a tumblr post) #edification

[candycatstuffs]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

#maybe ill draw this when i inevitably get sucked back into pnf at some point dsjfj #phineas and ferb #candace flynn #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf #candys pnf posting #prty sure thats the tag #sighh didnt get to draw much today and now its close to bedtime😔

[corruptimles]

MikuAllWeeku Day 4: Five Nights at Freddy's

#if you recognize this exact format from a different art of mine uhhh lol #mikuallweeku #miku goes turbo #hatsune miku #vocaloid #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #I dont have a drawing tag #sorry im late i was thinking about mop psychics 😔

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#i don’t think this has been done before??? #maybe it has if so sorry 😔 #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #gandalf #thorin oakenshield #lotr #jrr tolkien

[subterra-rose]

Honestly pokemon is the ideal universe not just because there’s cute animals that are your life companions, but because they have walkable cities and adequate biking infrastructure

#texting my patience #pokemon #edit: I’m not American sorry guys #<just bc people have mentioned the healthcare 😔 (not meant in a condescending way) #I have all of these in my area I just like thinking if everywhere was like this