Ok, this is mostly bc I realized we've only seen Sally being passive, but how is she able to hypothetically rip apart larger puppets limb from limb? (if the captions with Howdy hold water with other puppets)
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they absolutely hold So Much water! it's a combination of a couple things!
a) Nightlight!Sally is really Strong. i'd liken to her to a chimp, as much as i hate them. despite being smaller than people, they're absurdly powerful. when it comes to Her, this comes from a mix of hysterical strength and something Else i've been pondering but don't want to solidify yet, so shh dont worry bout it. it's also much easier to tear fleece & cotton/stuffing than, uh, Biological materials.
b) none of the puppets are really prepared for violence? they've lived in an idyllic world where true, visceral violence likely hasn't even been a Thought in anyone's minds. like, you watch videos of people get attacked by like... raccoons or rats and they visibly Lose because they panic! they aren't prepared! they don't wanna fight! so the much smaller creature wins. They Don't Know How To Fight, Or Fight Back.
b.1) also, Nightlight!Sally is still... Sally. she's still their dear friend. i know that if a close friend attacked me, i'm not sure i'd be able to bring myself to do much other than defend/flee. i wouldn't wanna hurt them even if it meant protecting myself. hence why Wally avoids all confrontation with her & can't protect his friends from her. he can't hurt his neighbor.
b.2) there's also the shock factor. imagine you wake up from a pleasant dream to an absolute nightmare reality. Boom, automatically thrown way off your rhythm. then one of your close buddies looks Fuckin Weird, Are You Okay? and other crazy shit is happening! you're freaking out!! then your Close Friend Who's Off is suddenly slashing at you and BOOM, your arm's gone & your entire brain is scrambled from shock and fear and "?!?!?!?!?!". plus, i doubt the puppets know they're full of stuffing. seeing yourself sliced open and white fluff spilling out has gotta be just. so Unpleasant on principle.
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CLAWS BABEY! RIP TEAR AND SHRED! those sharp grippers are perfect for piercing and ripping! puppet fleece is Paper to her!
her fighting method is attack wildly until the threat stops making noise! it's very hard to defend oneself from it! imagine those cartoon bits where a cat attacks someone and its just a Flurry of Unbeatable Violence
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death stranding 2: let's go to the beach! beach!
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Ughhhh I wish it was summer already. I wanna wear SWIMSUITS and go to the BEACH BEACH.
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me : (mocking my best friend who is barely a year younger than me and reminding them they’re an InfantTM)
them : ure old
me :
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once i start working on my comic project i promise you are getting a beach episode i need beach episode
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i know this sounds dehumanizing but i wish those ‘the downfall of’ ‘the decline of’ ‘the rise of’ ‘the history of’ youtube videos (longer form essays or presentations about companies, theme parks, bands, etc) were like your siri or gps where you could change the voice to sound like something else. the information and visuals are solid but sometimes its narrated by a super whiny dude with a shitty microphone or they talk super slow and its like. what if i could change it to sound different. i dont know.
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Tony: is he listening to Nicki Minaj rn?
Loki, fighting them with his ipod clipped to his armour: Let's go to the beach, beach-
Thor, confused: Ninky Minjaj?
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I went to the beach beach today with my sister and friends it was fun
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radio: unh let's go to the beach-each
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