#need my luck to turn around

[aceofspades-11b]

Can I have a blue pen?

Me looking up half chewing the only one pen I brought

Fellow batchmate didn't even respond just looked away in disappointment

#fuckin phy lab #fuck u #if I can't defeat it with sarcasm or whatever is available in the moment I'm done for #and I come preloaded with sarcasm #so I was as prepared as I could be #turns out I was wrong #and the moment was so wrong #imma kill the prof and lab assistant #got the worst experiment #2 crucial things were not provided #had to go around 20 mins asking for proper apparatus #one broken multimeter I got #discharge rod they just said uske bia krlo hum kya kre tum log kharab kr dete ho leke chle jaate ho #arree benchod #ye to teri zimmedaar haina ki kya kre #fucker tried gaslighting me ki iski zarurat nhi rod ke bina hojaega #had to “share” #fuckin prof himself said yeah this setup may not be working good luck with it #good luck?!?!?!!! #good fuckin luck #why tf would you have it on exam day if you KNOW IT DOESN'T WORK??!!!!!?! #alag hi lund aadmi hai #also apparently we needed a pencil scale erasers calculator whole lotta stuff to make graphs and all which I didn't have #but that's on me #altho I did need readings first to fukcin draw a graph #indian institute my ass

[rpfisfine]

my friend pisses me off soooooo bad

#i text her first to ask abt how her essay is going wish her luck 2 times and she doesnt even like the message or say anything she just #changes the topic and then leaves me on read. okay #plus shes been getting so weirdly paranoid that im talking shit abt her to other ppl just bc ive finally made some other friends that arent #her after 1.5 years of suffering alone at my uni #(which i seriously to be honest do just bc shes been getting on my nerves with a lot of things lately) #but like man . throughout the 1.5 years that weve been talking to each other we havent progressed enough to call each other by #our first names to get the other to turn around etc i dont think we r close enough for me to abandon the wonderful religious practice of #sometimes discussing the things that your 1 friend does that piss you off with your other friends but then still hanging out with them #not because youre some sort of irredeemably evil two faced motherfucker but because thats just a normal part of having social relationships #mp #like i get that insecurity sucks and its a shitty feeling etc but ive literally dealt with this my whole cringe embarrassing childhood & #teenage years LOL like as long as your friends still make a conscious decision to spend time with u & u have fun together #then i think you dont need to worry. which is what i do so #the sun will rise again tomorrow

[sarcasmchandlerbing]

Now this is what has to happen in the playoffs (according to me and my wishes) and also I will predict the outcome:

Florida Panthers has to beat the scary opponent. They can. They have the change. It might be a tough round 2 with these two and I will be scared. I hope I'm not going to start to hate the opposing team if they manage to win. Go Panthers! ❤

Carolina Hurricanes needs to get rid of of the big bad wolf. I am so scared of them (the big bad wolf) winning this whole thing it's not even funny. They can. Easily. Nothing can't stop them. But I hope Hurricanes can! I want Hurricanes to win so bad but I think the others might win 😬 I hope I am so wrong about this one! Go Hurricanes! ❤

Dallas Stars need to beat the other team. Who I think will win? Well, this might be a tough battle they are going to have. It could go either way I think. Go Stars! 💚

Vancouver Canucks, you have one job. To destroy the team which has already won in the past. No need for it again. So please please Canucks, win this. I don't know about this one, the enemies might win. Hope I'm wrong again! Go Canucks! 💙

#i will do a stupid post again when round 3 begins if i want to/if i remember to do it... cos it's fun to make things for yourself ✌ #you do things for yourself in 'public space'... or talk to yourself where everyone sees (not really) #lol i just predict all my not faves to win because i don't have that much of a luck in the second round anymore #there's no way... it would be unbelievable to have that much of a luck that all your faves... the ones you want to win so bad #that they all would truly win. no way! who i think out of these have the biggest chance of winning... maybe panthers or stars #but you know... anything can happen! and i know canes just lost the first game 😒 so that doesn't give me hope that it could turn around #will tag my faves but not the others didn't even mention them by name because let them be for now and there's no need for it #florida panthers #panthers #carolina hurricanes #hurricanes #canes #dallas stars #stars #vancouver canucks #canucks #will update this as i go for funsies 🤪✌ #the thing is... i like the team against panthers to some degree... also i like stars opponent... so would i be mad if they won? idk yet #and also the team facing canucks is also okay... and i don't hate HATE the team against canes... yet... but i don't like/care about them #AAAAAAAAAA - why this has to be so scary??? #my post #sarcasmchandlerbing

[iamumbra195]

(manga spoilers)

this mother fucker is still here??? someone pls get rid of him he's a pain in the ass XD

Also Law tryna act like he hates the straw hats now that their alliance is officially over but he really ought to remember that alliance + luffy = friendship XD

The dismissive 'yeah totally' and chopper cheerfully saying goodbye XD

He should know by now that they don't listen to a word he says

#one piece #caribou #i forgot his name i had to search it up #mf needs to die already #he has the worst luck but somehow survives and hears every important piece of info #doesn't he also know that shirahoshi is an ancient weapon as well #idk if my memories but I think i remember him listening to a conversation robin and the king had about that #why does the most irrelevant have knowledge of two ancient weapons #this is like buggy's situaion lowkey XD #just a little different #law tries to be cool and mysterious but being around the straw hats has turned him into a dorky nerd #trafalgar law #tony tony chopper #monkey d luffy

[pierregaslays]

i love lewis more than merc ever could btw

#just in case you needed to know ! #i have more love in my heart for that man than his entire team ever could have #i still have the race recorded but i truly cannot bear to watch it bc i can’t see that podium i don’t wanna see lewis celebrating alone #i will end up burning brackley down if i do #like i’m sorry george crashed and i’m glad he’s okay but if lewis was third and crashed out and george had lucked into a podium merc would #treat it like he’s the second coming of christ i’m so sick of it #after everything lewis has done for this team and the last two years when they’ve refused to make a competitive car podiums/poles/wins are #not a guarantee anymore and it just makes me MAD that they didn’t show up for him i’ll never forget it lmfao #whatever merc have been showing their true colours recently and i’m not here for it #if i keep going i’m going to cry btw so im stopping before i do #he is SO graceful and grateful for everybody around him and i’m SICK OF IT #they know that lewis will never turn on them and i’m just !!!!!!! i can’t do this

[arthur-r]

what’s really embarrassing is my roommate on the phone with his mom saying “yeah i’ve been getting really sloppy i haven’t cleaned in a week it’s terrible” and my side of the room is just like that. all of the time. and i feel guilty but he also hasn’t ever said anything to my face he moved my stuff some at the beginning of the year but has never talked to me about it and i’m also so fucking ill that i just cant really handle adding that to my list while trying to also not fail school. so here i am being a terrible person i guess. did i tell you guys about turtle-person. have i showed my bracelets. i’m gonna go to sleep but in the morning i need to show my bracelets

#help i have work tomorrow. i also feel sick and strange. wish me luck #the sun was around today which was incredible but also i think it gave me too much mental energy #cause for the first time in forever i had the brightness of spirit to go for a walk. but that’s not the same as having the blood flow for it #so i think i overexerted myself cause of being finally happy and mentally energized i forgot about being physically disabled #i also had to explain POTS to somebody today and she was literally like ‘oh is that the thing where you need to have salt’ and NO like #i do have a really high salt intake to cope with POTS. but that’s not the fucking thing yknow?? like no that’s not what the thing i have is #it has nothing to do with salt. salt is a fun little coincidence that it can help with water retention which in turn helps with POTS #and it raises blood pressure is i think the other reason? but anyway idk i would honestly rather she just not know about it than have like #that very particular tiktok version of it like i am so glad for internet knowledge being spread and stuff and i mean. i guess even the posts #that i’m about to complain about are good for making people feel like they’re not alone. so maybe it’s fine. but i was going to complain of #the videos that are like ‘‘that one POTS friend’’ and it’s just like. salty food. instead of like. having to sit down?? BEING FATIGUED?? #and like whatever. whatEVER but i wish it wasn’t getting conflated with one particular little way of treating it. even though i use that way #i don’t have needs-a-lot-of-salt-disease. like that’s not the point. that’s not the issue. it’s not a salt deficiency. salt just helps #and it doesn’t FIX it. it just helps. that’s all #ANYWAY EVERYTHING IS FINE. i feel sick though. but i’m gonna sleep and i’ll be fine #i miss before i had a job cause then i could sleep all day if i skipped class and it would be really nice. but now i have a job i would be #missing on my responsibilities for. and I don’t actually have accommodations. but im gonna sleep i’ll be fine #and library book cart is actually so rollator. like as far as being able to walk the library situation is such a win #anyway i’m gonna go to sleep now. but yeah idk i’m sick and a mess what else is new. but i have something whatever i’m good theres something #unrequited love for life or something like that. ok im gonna go to bed sorry for being weird and strange all the time!!!! #me. my post. mine. #delete later

[pastafossa]

So I messaged the person who makes the Beardevils on Etsy to see if I could soak + wash my Beardevil in an attempt to remove the fiberglass dust, and BEARDEVIL IS SOAKABLE AND MACHINE WASHABLE. I CAN SAVE MY BEARDEVIL, BEARDEVIL WILL BE OK!

Finally some good news when it comes to some of my belongings. 😮‍💨

#pasta life update #i need a tag for the ongoing fiberglass nightmare #tomorrow the construction cleanup guys will come look around and give me an estimate on cleanup #they'll also be able to tell me what things in my room are salvageable #like my mattress (that i'm hoping is fine since it was covered by blankets and sheets) #and my grandma's jewelry box and stuff #but tonight at least i can sleep knowing at least one of my little treasures will be ok #and that seems like a small thing but even small things help #it's a new week tomorrow so maybe my luck will start to turn

[coquelicoq]

moi j'ai même pas l'option de prendre des mauvaises décisions météorologiques wesh, on est en alerte rouge cycloniques, donc interdiction de quitter le domicile. du coup tu devrais nous accompagner dans notre confinement je trouve! même sans obligation externe, décide tout seul comme un grand d'être prudent et de rester chez toi, yayyy?

alerte rouge cyclonique, c'est très inquiétante ! j'espère que tu et les tiens restez sains et saufs dedans et que les cyclones ne se matérialisent jamais !!

ici c'est pas si mauvais mais j'aurais dû t'écouter tout de même, parce que j'ai fini par rebrousser chemin quand mon amie n'a pas pu me rencontrer à cause de la congélation des serrures de ses portières...et au bout du compte il m'a fallu une heure et demi pour rentrer parce que j'étais déjà en route quand elle me l'a dit 😂 et j'ai dû aller tout le long du chemin jusqu'au centre-ville pour changer de bus ! et puis il y avait des détours bien sûr !! finalement je suis chez moi, au chaud, et je laisse tomber. d'accord, j'ai compris la leçon 😩 plus d'aventure pour moi, j'en ai ras le bol, merci !

#c'était abSURDE like i should have just turned around and gone home when my first bus didn't show up #but instead i decided to walk to another major street and try the bus line there. walked down a hill in the semi dark which was stupid #then waited ten minutes for the bus. almost as soon as i got on the bus my friend called me #but at that point i figured i should just go downtown anyway to transfer because i didn't fancy walking back up that hill #i did have a stroke of luck when i got downtown though because there was only one of my buses coming for like 40 minutes #and i just BARELY got to the stop in time. phew. but then the driver took us on the most convoluted detour??? #and he didn't warn us so everyone was SO confused. i knew we were gonna detour because i had just been on another bus #going the other direction that had to detour. but the way the driver was going i legit could not tell if he was detouring or just lost lol #anyway! take care & stay safe! thank you for your advice‚ i will listen to you la prochaine fois!! #asks #anon #anyway if anyone wants to send me asks tonight i am Just Sitting Here #i need to cheer myself up so maybe i will watch a movie or something #actually i'm thinking about this more and an hour and a half to get downtown and back is not actually that bad #it's twice as long as usual but still considering the conditions it wasn't bad. but the thing is i was sooo cold and felt sooo stupid

[vitiateoriginator]

I'm finally taking a fucking vacation from my job next week

#I've never gotten the chance to use my vacation time at work before quitting #but Im not currently able to leave where I work and I'll lose my PTO on my anniversary date (sept 13th) #so I decided to say fuck it an use ut the first week of September #wish I could have saved it for the second week since my birthday is September 15th but again my PTO gets reset the 13th #so this will have to do #I'm not going on an actual vacation this year. just planning various enjoyable activities and day trips throughout the week #Im hoping on the first day to attend a local flea market #and the next day or two to go swimming before the pool in my apartment complex closes for the year #I also plan to visit a historical town thats about a half hour away from where I live #and I'm definitely going to sleep in a lot of these days cause I need to catch up on some sleep finally #I'll probably draw on my less busy days #and maybe I can knock out a chapter or 2 of the story I've been writing #tbh luck is never with me so the chances of me actually getting to do half of this stuff is slim #but at least I can say I have plans #I'm gonna try n do this stuff even if I have to go alone #I hate waiting around for others so I can go out and have a good time #like yeah some of these activities are better with other people #but people often find excuses to get out of hanging out or going places. or they're busy with work #and I don't want to waste the 7 days Im gonna have off so Im gonna try n do something meaningful during them #the weather also will effect how my plans turn out. I bet it'll rain the entire week lol. that'd be my luck #but Im still gonna try and have a decent time off #at the absolute least I am going to relax and unwind. thats the bare minimum I can doo #sam's rants about life

[lonely--seeker]

I spent like $5.4K on just half the study books i need this semester (that's in our currency) and i was already sad because i still need like $6K more for the rest half of this semester. So I'll probably just not buy the rest and just go with the PDF versions on my phone. But, I just checked how much that was in USD and let me tell you, OUR ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES! When did $15USD BECOME $5.400 What's going!!

#You just keep getting surprised in the worst posible ways everyday #i know $15 usd in books might not be much to other people or not I don't relly know. #but you have to understand in here that is expensive for most people #i have the huge luck to be some sort of artist and $15 is the least i charge for a commission so i'm doing sort of good but still #i do get kind of worried everytime i check the conversion it just gets higher #Sorry for talking about politics or economis or whatever im just blabbering #it just isn't fair #i have friends who do work part time jobs to try and cover their expenses while im just sitting in a month old owed art #but if you give me a little credit i take around 10-15 or more commissions per month ;; #uwaa i do my best #anyways. i'll keep doing my homework and forget about this until next time #alsoi checked the graphic tablets and the one i have is like $20.000 which sounds like a fuck ton lot. i got it like four/five?? years ago #it was like $7.000 when i got it. but here's the thing. turns out $20.000 has just became what. $60USD?.... no words #still need like $800USD for a tablet with screen tho. I'm not sure i can spend that on a tablet 😔 #I BLABBERED AGAIN AUGH #tag hell

[hobis-hope94]

lewis capaldi announcement today and i might hear if i have been cast in a movie this evening. today better be better than yesterday so help me god

#i need better luck to turn my week off around #lewis capaldi #an actor’s life

[tasmanianstripes]

Absolutely hate it when language classes aren't split into two groups only because there aren't enough people in class

Literally curb stomping people's education and skill growth for some arbitrary number

#thylacines can talk #ONE person left our classroom and suddenly we had to be put back into one group and english went from one of my favourite classes to #the most boring one we had. fucking ONE person. and advanced group was a lot smaller than the other group anyway and the person that left #wasnt even from our group!! literally what the fuck!!!!!!!!! #we went from fun engaging class to being done with our assigments in the first few minutes and then sitting around doing nothing while the #teacher focused on the other students. which for the record im not mad about. itd be WAY shittier if she focused on us and left the other #students in the dust. what i AM mad about though is the fact they ~had to~ put our groups together because of some idiotic number in the #system when we were literally ONE FUCKIG PERSON SHORT FROM BEING ALLOWED TO SPLIT INTO GROUPS #this is bullshit. just. why in the fuck would you do yhat? even if you had to couldnt you just let classes so close to the minimum #requirement be split up anyways??? im honestly not at all surprised. the school system doesnt give a fuck about its students. #its a good thing our english teacher was normal and reasonable because she COULD focus on the advanced group and let the other students #fend for themselves but she didnt. unlike our math teacher who only focused on the best students and didnt bother to help the others. #a good majority of our class had to get tutors for math. and when my grades went up and i finally started doing work in class because #i finally knew how to the bitch took the credit. 'see what happens when you pay attention in class' GOD I WANTED TO SLAP HER SO BAD AT THAT #MOMENT. she was such a bad teacher and the school didn't do shit about it even when we complained. #this has turned into a general school rant huh #anyway fuck the school system it doesnt give a fuck about its students. doesnt punish horrible teachers and if you have a different style #of learning or any kind of neurodevelopmental or learning disability WELL GOOD FUCKING LUCK THEN coz youre gonna need it #the school system absolutely fucked me over and for a long time i thught that i was just lazy but no i sctually love learning and i do #wonderfully when i get appriopriate accessibility. who would have thought. the fact that the only accessibility feature they give is 5-15 #more minutes on tests is a fucking joke. #man why is it always the math teachers that suck so fucking much #both my middle school and technicial institute (is it what its called in english???) math teachers SUCKED. i always thought i hated math #but after dropping out and doing math in my free time through educational videos and shit i realised on this is actually very fun #provided your teacher doesnt fucking suck

[thefatecrate]

WTF WTF WTF

#BACK TO BACK...!!! #now i just need a good quick support and btwn castoria and bunyan i have the other two bases covered #my luck is really turning around damn... #crow.txt

[spandexbutterfly4lyfe]

Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

#migraines #migraine symptoms #disability #disability stuff #disability pride

[localdorkincombatboots]

Idk if I really did but I might've made a small impact locally. I did a lot of research and calling the LRC and getting other folks to call about a bill in my states house that would've banned street camping and opened up a world of hell on our homeless population and it took a little while but they removed the provision. Idk if I actually influenced it at all but I at least got multiple people to learn about and actively start using the LRC line and the provision specifically was removed so yay there's a small win at least.

#now if only the rest of the bad luck could stop happening cause my man recently broke his elbow and had a bad tear in his shoulder from a #fall on the ice and now he needs surgery #i dont know what to do #i could make another post but i feel like such dogshit having to make any of them especially with how many ive had to make but shit #literally will not stop happening always #hes still dying of cancer and its still getting worse and we still have no transportation and were still really struggling with how little #we make and bills keep getting more expensive and nothing ever gets any easier and its taken more than everything we've had for literally #years at this point and every fuckin time we turn around we get fucked with another goddamn problem or injury or death or what the fuck eve #i want to give up but thats not a option so i guess ill just cry #at least i mightve helped protect the homeless people near me a little bit let me have this one tiny win #jaye shut up

[prismit]

a couple treat/sweet thieves tips for playing offense:

have nametags on so the defenders can't ambush you

remember that it's fall guys, you don't need to have sneak 100, just juke em out and it works most of the time :p

#fall guys #more tips which are irrelevant to the clip (including defender tips) in the tags: #also best way to use sneaking imo: #grab a candy while a defender is watching but not too close to you. run a little bit in one direction. then go invisible and turn around #unless the defender is super dedicated to their post they'll start chasing where they THINK you're going & you can safely go the other path #and if they ARE dedicated to their post you can still get away with it because. they're not chasing you at all #btw i haven't played regular sweet thieves at all yet because i only just started playing again so idk if it's different aside from theme #also my tips for defense is: jump-dive-grab seems to work better than just dive-grab. also look where everyone runs at the start #the side without walls is obviously easier to steal from but you still need to check the walled side regularly #jail button is way easier for the offense to get to than people think so it's best to only defend that if there's only a couple people left #but going to the button is of course still good as a scouting point to see if there's a weak point they're exploiting #this is a game of mind games so just directly chasing someone usually won't get you anywhere #don't hesitate to give up a chase and focus elsewhere because you might be falling for a distraction #also sometimes it pays off to just randomly grab around a little in case someone's around relying way too much on invisibility #other than that unless you're in call with friends it's pretty luck based since if you get teammates who don't know how to defend well... #you can't really catch 8 people by yourself lol #and in my experience offense is way easier than defense #so unless you get a lot of switch players who have to deal with forever jail then defenders seem to generally be at a disadvantage #unless you're playing defense with a team of friends of course. that ability to properly coordinate really goes a long way