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birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo · 10 months

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TWO TOWERS THOUGHTS!!!!

there are more of these bc the two towers is probably my favourite of the trilogy, despite the distinct LACK of boromir 😔

BUT i did notice a few things that baby birb totally ignored or forgot about!!! find out what they are........below 😈

one of baby birb's fav shots of aragorn was when he's lying across a rock tracking merry and pippin bc it reminded me of that one episode spongebob squarepants where the lads end up riding a rock to the customer's house 🤣 'it's not a boulder, it's a rock! a big, beautiful ROCK!!' lmao

baby birb ALSO loved all the shots of everyone running. as a smol individual, i had to run EVERYWHERE to keep up with the Tall Folk 😒 sure it was nice seeing THOSE feckers sprinting for a change!!

am still very confused about why anyone listened to grima what's his name, ur man's half the way to gollum u know 👀

tangential to the running scenes: i love aragorn's doofy run where he's flinging his one arm about like a silly. reminds me of my OWN unhinged run 🤣 (it is possible that these films are more deeply imprinted upon me than i thought 😅)

'LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!'

legolas's FACE every time he has an emotion. delightful

knowing that viggo mortensen broke his toe made me laugh at the helmet kicking scene tbh, i know it's meant to be poignant but that EXTREMELY REALISTIC scream of pain got me going like 🤣

shout out to treebeard holding merry and pippin in his tree hands. i kept thinking 'what if he just. smashes them together like barbie dolls 🤣'

ORCSES. HOBBITSES. i actually love gollum-smeagol, he's too pathetic for me to hate. HE'S LITERALLY SAT THERE SINGING HIS LIL SONG AND EATING A RAW FISH. LEAVE HIM GO HE'S NOT BOTHERING ANYONE ;A;

that gifset ruined everything for me. 'this forest is old......very old....' old as balls. that's just the line now. i no longer acknowledge the original. 😔

cheeky gandalf!! 'u wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick!! 🥺😳😘🤭🙄' (<- this is how birb thought using emojis worked a scant five years ago. be GRATEFUL i was not on tumblr back then, for the carnage would have been GREAT AND TERRIBLE!!!)

i love love LOVE the scene of the trio beating the shite out of the bg guys while gandalf walked slowly toward the king. u just see legolas punching a dude in the face, aragorn ZOOMING round in front of gandalf and off to the side, it's hilarious 🤣

whEN THEY TOSS GRIMA DOWN THE STAIRS LIKE JGY 👀

so many ICONIC lines!!! 'boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!!'

'it's the beards 👀'

U DROP ARAGORN OFF A CLIFF???? OH! OH! JAIL FOR ORCS!! JAIL FOR ORCS FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!

rip eowyn, she's so lonely and sad that the slightest validation from a hot guy she's known for five minutes was enough to make her fall stupid in love with him 😔

(i am also stupid in love with him, but it's different when i do it bc. um. uhhhh. 👀😳)

god he IS great tho, isn't he??? he's so dirty and greasy and wet and soggy, i love him and his dirty face and his dirty clothes and his dirty hands i love him i love him i lo

legolas got SO ANGRY about the orc telling them aragorn went over the cliff, he took it SO PERSONALLY. this makes birb want them to kiss each other 😊

they can kiss gimli as well, i don't mind!!

also the king awkwardly patting legolas on the shoulder like he's a slightly homophobic dad trying to comfort his gay son after a break-up, 'i still care about u but im super uncomfortable so im just not gonna say anything ok?? ok. manly head nod. im out 😐'

OPEN MOUTH KISSING??? BEFORE MARRIAGE????!!!!!!! OBSCENE!!!!!! LEAVE ROOM FOR THE HOLY GHOST!!!

side note: poor elrond, here he is trying to make sure his daughter has a good life and all she wants is to marry the dirty ranger like

'u think u know a girl, u raise her for 2000 or whatever years, organise her birthday parties and buy her a pony and teach her how to control the river, and then in the end she leaves u behind and marries a guy with a fraction of her lifespan, dooming herself to future suffering and despair smh 😔'

also arwen's face when aragorn is breaking up with her,,,,,'what did daddy say to u?? this is bc of what he said, isn't it?! i can't believe he's still interfering with my love life!!!!' ;A;

that lil ~half caress~ aragorn does to legolas's hand when he's returning arwen's necklace to him????? it's like??? idk super romantic??? it made my stomach go SWOOP?? if i stare at a gif of this scene i feel a bit dizzy??? is that weird. am i. weird 👀

i want them to make out with each other, sorry lads 😔

the annoying thing in all these medieval fantasy type stories, when there's not enough men for the war, they're always conscripting 10 year old boys, while the teenage girls and young women without any kids are hiding with the elders and children. LIKE. HOW can u justify sending little 8 yo haleth son of hama to the front lines?? LOOK AT HIM!! HE'S TINY!!! surely a 15 - 21 year old young woman would have a better chance of NOT DYING than a wee lad!!! they're peasants, they're used to hard labour!! do directors/writers etc think it's more ~realistic~ or sth?? do ppl think NO WOMAN ever took up a sword in a crisis??? even if certain things are Not Done (and in some places, even under penalty of DEATH), the Rules tend to fly out the feckin window once there's an emergency!!! I THINK 10,000 ORCS MARCHING ON HELM'S DEEP COUNTS FOR AN EMERGENCY???????

all im saying. is if we're all going to die anyway, then EVERYONE should get a sword. even the kids. ESPECIALLY the kids. it went really well in the walking dead when the lil girls each had a pistol. i promise i can be trusted with weapons i p romi s

the best thing in medieval-style warfare is when the two armies stand across from each other and shout insults back and forth for a bit, like 'you're ugly!' or 'you're smelly!' or 'i slept with your sister, and it weren't anything to write home about!!'

please could somebody fetch gimli a ladder, ur mans can't see above the fecking wall like nnO NO NOT THAT KIND OF LADDER

legolas and gimli counting their kills will never NOT be funny to me

MY KING A BEAST!! LOOK AT HIM GO!!! HE RODE A FUCKING LADDER AND CRASHED INTO A BUNCH OF ORCS LIKE A KILLER WHALE GOING AFTER SEALS!!! ;A;

god when he shoves open those doors and ARRIVEs it's so so so fucking hot. god he is sso hot. he's so hot i love him i love him i

lol they sneak out the side door like 'hee hee hoo hoo, no one shall see us~' 🤣

'TOSS ME!!!!!' *yeets the dwarf*

legolas SHIELD SURFING!!! HANG TEN, BRO!!! GNARLY WIPE OUT!!! 🤙

im sorry

imagine being such an asshole that u make the fucking TREES angry??? like, u make the trees hate u SO FUCKING MUCH. that they literally come MARCHING OUT OF THE FOREST to commit mass property damage???? 👀

when i watched the scene i shouted 'TILL BIRNAM WOOD DO COME TO HIGH DUNSINANE!!!!' out loud but nobody laughed ._.

come onnnn it's funny right??? esp since we know that 'no man of woman born' can kill the guy in the next film!!! iT'S FUNNY, RIGHT??? ;A;

sam and frodo tumbling down the stairs also made me laugh but i paid for it immediately after when sam goes 'it's your sam. don't you know your sam?' fucknig KILL MEEEEE PLS

the most iconic, most beautiful, most painful line of the film-----the one that always makes me cry, the one i couldn't forget if i wanted to, the words that stand between me and DEATH------

'That there's some good in this world, Mr Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.'

GOD. IM FUCKING DEAD 😭😭😭😭 beautiful delivery as well, shout out to samwise gamgee for being the best man to walk middle earth, i will now lie in a puddle of my own tears _(:3」∠)

#birb watch #birb rewatches the lotr trilogy #the two towers #lotr #i ufkcnig lvoe thisee films but they leave me EXHAUSTED #ThEY ARE SO SO LONG #anD I APPEAR TO HAVE AUDHD????#BAD MIX ;A;#i passed out right after again lmaooo #we might save the final film for tuesday i think i need time to recover #aaaaaa the two towers is my fav i love it so much i can't stand it ;A;#sorry for having basic bitch ships but uhhhh #actually im not sorry :D #tho tbh i'd happily ship anyone and everyone with each other #peace and love in middle earth

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ben-the-hyena · 5 months

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Ten First Lines Game

Rules: Share the first line of ten of your most recent fanfics and then tag ten people. Don’t have ten? Not to worry, just share what you have.

Was tagged by @chaifootsteps which reminds me I DON'T write as much as I should and didn't finish one of the ones I'm gonna mention, in fact 10 is SO much I fear it's not gonna be the whole list X'D I tag @dracocheesecake and @awesomex7 because I know they write much more than I do !

Warning spme of them are NSFW fics !

8. Of Blood and Hearts

Adult Gothetta from School for Vampires doing accounting job of her own whole new potion business but it's like the only time the fic focuses on her, it's not about her but about a slow burn between her cousin Batoria just as grown as her and Dr Ironfang... and I'm barely half way through and been so for a year and I apologize to everyone T.T

"663 lei plus 754 lei…"

7. Boggy Heather

A "midquel", "sequel" and "prequel" fanfic all at once about Randall Boggs from Monster Inc and Heather Olson drom Monster University meeting right after he got his "BE MY PAL" cupcakes smashed against his face, becoming friends, falling in love, dating, getting intimate, graduating, getting engaged, marrying, becoming parents, Randall becoming more and more of a petty vengeful asshole who can't move on and has to be the best and prove a point to the point of neglecting her and his child, their relationship deteriorating, divorcing and the end of his villain arc complete in time for the first movie

"Well that sucked."

6. The Forbidden Chant

SkekUng and UrSol from The Dark Crystal meet in the desert as the former was out on a mission and the latter just looking roots, and said latter convinces the former to fuck the shit out of him

"The Three Brothers were shining bright in the sky."

5. Delayed Wedding Night

A pwp of a younger Griddle and her then alive husband Sir Herman from Blazing Dragons deciding to roleplay their wedding night a very kinky way now they finally love each other and already started to have sex at last since back when they were forced to marry and didn't love each other yet they didn't touch each other and the wedding night took place in them sleeping in their own bedrooms

"It had been now a bit more than 2 months that Princess Griddle and Sir Herman had their first love kiss, almost 2 years after their arranged marriage."

4. Nearsighted Love

Queen Griddle trying to convince her gay son Sir Blaze from Blazing Dragons to marry a noble girl one day, which reminds her how she was reticent about marrying his late father Sir Herman, cues her remembering them getting married, hating each other, becoming friends, falling in love, getting intimate, trying desperately to have a child until finally Blaze is born, and then him tragically disappearing at sea

"Sir Blaze slammed open the door while Queen Griddle was following him, running a bit as her legs were shorter than her very tall son's and as she was much fatter."

3. A Furnace Bastard

Duncan from Blazing Dragons having always lived a normal Scottish middle aged family dragon guardian of the Club of Saint Andrew, until one day he accidentally pulled it out and he becomes King of Scotland. Once his euphoria calms down, he starts to put 2 and 2 together since the prophecy states only someone of the Furnace clan can pull it and decides to investigate his origins

"Not far from the royal castle of Scotland was the royal golf course."

2. Queen Morlava's Last Present

A younger King Allfire from Blazing Dragons going from utter boy over his egg being there to utter sadness upon hearing his wife Queen Morlava died from lying it. Cues him still trying to make the best of it after her funeral no matter how he is depressed for being there for their baby who will hatch soon and trying to reason his father-in-law, with whom he always had a bad relationship, over how this id not the egg's fault and his daughter would want him to be a good grandfather to it, he who is way too angry and grieving to think righr and blames him for having made her gravid despite her being of such fragile health from birth

"King Allfire was nervous."

1. Is It Hot in There

My first ever Blazing Dragons fic and nsfw fic with a not very good English and cringe descriptions lmao takes place during the episode Ice Try which is the only episode during which Sir Blaze and Sir Burnevere don't appear because they were gone on a quest together, so I filled the blank by having them act upon their lounging growing feelings for each other now they finally are alone together on a dumb quest Queen Griddle sent them to for her own ego as usual and act on it at least, quite passionately so and then decide to be secretly dating

""The Diamond of Destiny ! Exactly !""

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nysocboy · 3 months

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Gemstones Episode 2.1 Review: Junior likes dicks, Kelvin likes pecs, and f*k yeah, we got both

Season 2 of The Righteous Gemstones began over two years after the Season 1 finale, and the back stories, personalities, and even the genre has changed. Remember, Danny McBride likes his seasons to be complete stories, with no or few call-backs, so new viewers easily understand what's going on. In fact, it may be fun for us to start afresh, watch as if we have never seen or heard of these people before.

Memphis Soul Stew: Memphis, 1968. Teenage Eli Gemstone, the Maniac Kid (Jake Kelley), is playing a heel, a pro wrestling villain: "from the wrong side of the tracks, a newcomer to the League, all muscle, all attitude." He fights dirty, pretending to reconcile with opponent Kyle Hawk, then throwing him out of the ring.

As he fights, his manager Glendon Marsh (Wayne Duvall) cheers. Glendon's teenage son Junior (Tommy Nelson) watches, sometimes happy but usually disturbed. Is he jealous of the attention Eli is getting? Is he a rebellious teenager during the era of the Generation Gap?.

Nice Cock: In the locker room, Glendon offers Eli "some bonus pay on the South Side," while Junior looks on, smoking a cigarette, still either jealous or angry. As they leave, they pass a naked guy. "That's a nice cock, Ernie," Glendon says. Junior is so busy looking that he trips, and then looks back again. The boy is definitely into cocks and butts.

The Loan Enforcer: Glendon is a loan shark as well as a wrestling manager: the job involves beating up a deadbeat. Eli and Junior both go, squabbling over who's the boss.

"Kill 'em!" we hear. Psych! It's the tv. We meet a slovenly, drunken, foul-mouthed, abusive jackass of a husband. While Junor subdues his wife and baby, Eli punches him a few times and asks for the money, and when he doesn't have it, breaks his thumbs. Junior laughs "derangedly" (according to the subtitles).

Afterwards Glendon drops Eli off, hands him some money, and tells him, "Buy yourself something nice." This is a feminizing statement.

As Eli drives off on his motorcycle, we hear Buck Owens' "Tall Dark Stranger":

They say a tall dark stranger is a demon, and that a devil rides closely by his side.

So if Junior is the demon, Eli must be the devil riding beside him. How long will they ride together?

We're fine with the faggots: In 2022, elderly Eli Gemstone is a megachurch pastor and televangelist. He and the satellite church ministers are discussing the case of Pastor Butterfield (Victor Williams), caught videotaping his wife and another woman having sex in a dance club restroom, while they were all high on Molly ("we thought they were Sweetarts"). The story made the front page of The New York Times, thanks to reporter Thaniel Block (Jason Schwartzman), who has made a career of publicizing ministerial sex scandals. Eli wants to be lenient, but the others object. (Left: random pecs)

A Spanish speaking pastor explains: "My church is ok with the maricones (roughly faggots), but we're not ready for swinging and tropus." Pastor Diane translates: "His church is really cool with the gays and the queers, but not so much about the swingers and the thruples." They fire Pastor Butterfield; he tries to commit suicide.

Why did Pastor Diane translate maricones with two words, gays and queers? Why queers, doubtless with the old pejorative meaning rather than the contemporary reclamation? I get the impression that the pastors are not really ok with maricones, so any gay ministers might want to stay in the closet, especially with the reporter snooping around. Since this is the first scene in the present day, it is doubtless setting up one of the main conflicts of the season. But who is the gay minister Eli, Junior, or someone not yet introduced?

F*ck, yeah: After the morning service, the family drives in a caravan to Jason's Steak House. They get out of their cars in slow motion and walk past the al fresco area, heterosexual couples reveling in their nuclear family conformity, the "job, house, wife, kids" litany of my youth made visible. The background song brags about their heteronormative success:

Turn your head when I walk by -- I got the world at my feet.

All I want out of every day, is to wake up every morning

Sun is shining, smiling, and we've covered every room

Wait -- where's Kelvin?

Suddenly the record scratches off. Two vans pull up with a flexing muscle Christ and the logo "Strength above All Else." Twelve muscle men emerge, wearing identical canvas gis: the God Squad! Closeups of biceps and pecs and abs,bulging, flexing, intruding on the smug primness of the nuclear families. There is no romance here. There is no heterosexual desire. It is raw homoerotic power.

We see their leader from the back of his tiger-splashed leather jacket. Who is this Messiah of Muscle, this Pope of the Phallus, demolishing the iron cage of heteronormativity, leading us to the bright, clear love of men for men?

He turns around for the big reveal.

Kelvin! The prissy little femme boy from church earlier? I thought it would be Junior.

He has changed his jacket: more shiny buttons, a gold bracelet. And his pants: a porn-star bulge and a bright gold zipper to help guide us to the Promised Land. Obviously gay, but hardly closeted. His life, career, and religion all center on masculine beauty.

A man we haven't met before stands beside him, identified as Keefe. His relationship to Kelvin is unclear. Assistant or boyfriend? Acolyte or lover?

Kelvin gives his God Squad some micromanaging instructions about "eating light," and starts to walk toward the steakhouse. Keefe stops him. "Excuse me, sir. Will you be dining with the men and I?" Sir? Assistant.

Kelvin says no, he'll be dining "above you" with the family.

Keefe: "Shall I join you?" Boyfriend.

Kelvin: No. "Upstairs church lunch is only for family...and Daddy's closest work associates."

This upsets Keefe. He looks like he's about to cry. Apparently they have enjoyed intimacy before, so he thinks he should be treated as a boyfriend. Never hook up with your boss, Dude: it only leads to trouble.

Kelvin: "Do not take this personal. No matter how many disciples we gather, you're still my Number One." So Kelvin is Jesus, and Keefe is the Beloved Disciple. Assistant

Keefe still looks upset, so Kelvin says "Let me tickle them titty meats" and reaches out to squeeze his nipple through his shirt. Hey, that's inappropriate with an employee. Boyfriend..

Then he swishes off with a jaunty over-the-shoulder smile, pushing up the gay stereotypic behavior Boyfriend.

Now we see Kelvin's central conflict: he is closeted after all. He imagines that being gay is incompatible with the cozy families sitting upstairs in Jason's Steakhouse, so if he wants a career and a family, he must deny Keefe like Peter denied Christ: "Him? Oh, he's my...um...assistant." During this season, Keefe will be pushing for a place at the table, recognition as a romantic partner. Will Kelvin find a way to admit him?

The full review, with nude photos is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

#the righteous gemstones #kelvin gemstone #keefe chambers #kelvin x keefe #tony cavalero #adam devine #Junior Marsh #Eli Gemstone

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rourhksapocolypse · 2 years

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So. Today has been a Rollercoaster.

First, I end up awake early - and now that I have a morning job with a 40 min drive, that means 5 or 4am - and that was unfortunate.

Then mom showed up and helped me get things Done! Which was great and had me smiling to Halestorm all the way for nearly 6 hours.

Then I asked an innocuous, friendly question of my tall black coworker - and there was a bigger upset than normal. I backpedal, I try to deescalate, I try moving on but No. He has to get all tall and in my business as I turn off the machine and my music to pay attention to him without letting me get in a single word, as I slowly back into my little corner.

This, when he finally stops talking about how he raised two sons better than my autistic butt (calling me Gay, actually) and grew up in a hard place (probably referencing, like, The Hood or something), I'm angry, I'm hurt, I'm actually crying when he isn't there, and do I go on my lunch break and stayed depressed for the rest of my shift.

Then, I'm in the bathroom, look at @deadcatwithaflamethrower s response to my ask. I'm expecting "Go in that corner, away from me", because I'm depressed and I screwed up with another author here on Tumblr.

And what do I find, but a thank you for encouragement, and a "Hey, you want to do something like my stuff, go ahead as long as you put in the notes where you got the idea from :)"

And that? It made my day again.

So thank you, Flamethrower, for all the things you have done for your readers.

#life rambles #life is funny that way sometimes #pieces of my life

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treesandwords · 1 year

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The Dalion Family For Dummies Anyone But Me Who hasn't Memorized The Entire Inner Worlds of These Freaks (good please don't do that you'll regret it)

Jamos

Military Dad ™

Needs to chill

HATES magic like really an absurd amount. For a guy who scoffs at anyone showing emotion ever he needs to calm the fuck down.

Has 9 kids. Also has zero idea how to interact with children. Maybe this was a bad idea.

~trauma~

But he never talks about it because it "doesn't matter" except it Very Much Did Fuck Him Up

Technically probably a war criminal but got away with it

"Not everyone is EXACTLY like me with all my same views and values???? what is this?? Something's wrong with everyone but me I guess???"

Scarily good at convincing people to do what he needs them to do

"I wish we could go back to the Good Old Glorious Days of our former empire when *checks notes* my people definitely weren't constantly at war and in much worse conditions than they are now"

Everything even remotely personal is a secret. If it's not one it should be.

Collects weird shit and pretends not to

Katrine

Mom

Screaming internally

The backbone of this family istg

Does things for The Aesthetic

Obsesses over the latest fashion trends

Pretends to know what she's doing. Does not in fact know what she's doing.

Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

Re: overseeing the leader of a foreign party of rebels from the country you're currently at war with making a formal oath with your daughter & signing contracts in blood

WILL organize a party even if literally everything is in shambles because that's what you do

Laedir

Traumatized oldest son trying to pretend he's not traumatized

Loves his wife

Would honestly just rather let her do everything because she's better at it

Horses Make More Sense Than People

His horse is his best friend

(his horse might be his only friend)

(I am now realizing Laedir is a horse girl)

Zones out during important meetings

Sad Conflicted Boy

Needs a hug

Plagued by intrusive thoughts

Hates water (for good reason)

Quinnton

A himbo honestly

Doesn't have a clue what's going on most of the time but pretends to

The supportive brother

Tries to be cool

Long hair

Has a good heart, just doesn't think things through most of the time

Charms everybody

Ghost story teller extraordinaire

Absolutely adores his dad and older brother

The Cool Brother to Laedir's Nerd Brother

Jock

He & his mom are holding this family together

Gevin

Edgy

Depressed Thot ™

Secretly writes emo poetry but nobody knows that

Scares kids on purpose

Probably gay

Drawn to the ~forbidden lore~~

Convinced everyone hates him. Pretends to roll with it and embrace his role as "everybody's villain" but actually is dying inside

(And actually most people *don't* hate him, he's just kind of a dick and if he was less of a dick they would show that??? boy no offence but you're dumb [affectionate])

Girlbosses too close to the sun

Polyglot prodigy

Fights with his twin in other languages so no one knows how badly they're swearing at each other

Tall af

Carries around a fancy knife at all times for The Vibes. Yes that is an actual and ultimately very emotional plot point.

Bronwyn

The other twin

Honestly? An icon

Angry

Does what she's supposed to but really, really doesn't want to

Also a polyglot

Delays marriage as long as possible because she is definitely just freaked out by the idea of being forced into a maternal role and definitely doesn't also have zero interest in men

Though she does sleep with a guy she's not supposed to just for the sake of having a Dirty Little Secret

Tries to go to college but fails the application (basically)

...and ends up going off into the woods to hang out with a bunch of lady druids

Mad at everyone and also trying so hard to love them

Makes her own clothes

Ciaran

Does not give a single fuck

Probably only likes like 2 people

He's a nerd and then you dig a little deeper and turns out!! He's a bigger nerd than you'd even imagined

Knows exactly what he wants

And what he wants is to live in the woods and never speak to another human again, which he can't have, therefore, rage

Short

Annoyed about being short

Blunt

Does actually care about the people you'd least expect him to care about, but doesn't like showing it

Kind of mean to his siblings but they can't take him seriously bc he's basically a grumpy toad

Jerod

My boy!!

Loves everyone (at first)

They do not always reciprocate

Such a simp honestly

Isn't as honest as he'd like to be

He's so open and innocent that you'd think he'd be, but this boy spends like half the book Telling Lies

Sort of a kleptomaniac??

Like. Has drawers and boxes full of random stuff he finds and picks up that usually doesn't appear to belong to anyone. Usually.

Procrastinates

Has Visions ™

Runs from his problems

BLIND to flirtatious behaviour

"Am I the only one who feels [x way] and therefore obviously Insane, or does everyone else feel it too and they're just lying to me??"

I've said this before but !! Ace king!!!!

Scared of snakes

Germaphobe

Honestly so so unhealthy oh my god

Cassian

Love me love me love me

Seriously needs attention All The Time

Great with little kids

Very gay

Wishes everyone would Just Lighten Up Dammit

But also Feels intensely

The one who tries so hard to make everyone else happy, also the one who needs very badly for someone to try to make *him* happy and isn't getting that

Super supportive, gives long motivational talks at 1 am probably

Cannot take criticism

Wants to be useful

Does what he's supposed to but in a cool way

Able to speak his mind w/o being a dick

Always sees the good in people even if they've shown him otherwise

Nurei

Fashion Queen

The one everyone likes

Smol

A little self conscious

The party planner

Gets along with almost anybody & brings out the best in them

Honestly a great friend

Ok she's a kind of mean to her little sister though

(but they end up friends)

Horrible immune system

Never really stretches her comfort zone. Is ok letting herself be told what to do and not questioning things

Very compassionate but not very emotional

Esme

Cries

When she's angry, when she's sad, when she's happy etc. there will be tears

Also needs Attention

Bad at math

Does whatever the fuck she wants

Bugs her siblings so much but is also so loveable

Is secretly terrified of not being "enough"

Major anxiety

Would probably be an activist

Will call people out with zero shame

Fear of abandonment

Rips up barbies (or Fantasy Medieval World equivalent) & teaches her impressionable nieces how to also rip up barbies

Taglist: @kaatiba

#wip: sons of the summer king #writing #my writing #wips #fantasy writing #fantasy wip #writeblr #sotsk #cotmw #children of the mage wars #sons of the summer king #sotsk oc tag #oops got carried away #well anyway here they are #@kaatiba I keep forgetting to add u sowwy

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lunaencantada · 1 year

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He compartido 1242 publicaciones este 2022

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Did you know that in spanish we have many expressions with milk? I don't think it's a thing in Colombia, maybe only here in Spain, but forgive me for taking the opportunity to do a silly comic.

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New storyboards by Ryan Green!

There are a lot of scenes with Luisa, but I'm biased, these two……….

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Headcanon about Julieta: her magic is in the act of giving the food to someone

Following my last drawing, I want to talk a little about my headcanon. As I said, I don't think her healing magic *is* her cooking. Why would she spend her days in the town waiting for the people to come to her? She could, Idk, send any of the kids, or just set the table with the food and go on with her day.

We have the townspeople...

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Also, speaking of the Encanto's merch, why did they decide to do a generic jaguar plush when they could do one with Mirabel's style!!!!

I mean!! Super generic, the safe move, boring (I'm sorry Parce!!):

That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life:

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I don't know about you, but I fear the day that we have a canon sexuality for Bruno because whatever it is, some people will be angry.

I see a lot of people with OCs that are ladies, so I suspect that they want Bruno to like girls. Then you have people who watch him and read his story as the gay uncle whose name the family don't speak, so, achillean. And I think the option of aro and/or ace is popular too? And right now everyone is having a great time with their headcanons, everything is valid.

But Jared Bush doesn't want to answer anything about this topic. He is doing that with the things they want to explore in the future. And yeah, I can imagine the grandkids asking why he is single. They'll make a canon story about that. And some people will be disappointed or angry.

My worst fear? I'm ok with everything, but I guess I can't trust Disney (talking about the company, not the people actually making the movie and trying their best).

I would love Bruno being aro/ace. I crave asexual representation. The A spectrum is so big, they can try so many options (I usually think about him like an ace with a tentative interest in romance). But. Can I trust them to do a nice representation? And, can I trust the fandom who see him as alosexual to be ok with it? Because, I don't want to think bad, but I watched so many dramas in other fandoms... I'm not ready to read more shit about us. I can't do that anymore, I'm tired.

Bruno being gay? Amazing. I love the idea. Beloved character being achillean, nice. But we are talking about Disney. Every year we have a new "the first openly gay person in a disney movie!!!" and is always a background character saying one line or kissing their partner really fast, super easy to cut if they need it. I don't know about the situation in other countries, but here in Spain there is a group of people who are trying to boycott Lightyear because Oh No TwO wOmEn KiSsEd. Encanto is SUPER popular. Bruno is very popular. Some people will be so angry if he is gay. Would Disney risk their public opinion for this? Uuuh.

And if he is hetero or at least they show him having interest in women... It's ok! The movie is not about LGBTQ+ experiences, I don't expect Disney to try more representations after using the "latino representation card" (Too much for them, they'll cry). And we’ll have more opportunities with the rest of the family if we are lucky. But if they go with "he wanted but everyone was wary of him, so Bruno couldn't find a girl" ..... I'll die if the incel community find him relatable or something like that 💀 Or... Imagine if they use Bruno being neurodivergent as the excuse of why no woman wanted to marry him, because he is "strange". More 💀💀

So yeah, I don't know. I'm happy right now. Everyone is having fun. You can read/write about any option or ignore the topic completely. But some day...

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oldsoulsoupbrain · 2 years

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PLEASE write me a fic of ted teaching chris to drive and gay hijinks ensue 😭🙏

Hello there! I wrote most of this fic a few weeks ago but then stuff came up and I wasn't able to finish it until now. Ted isn't specifically teaching Chris here but he certainly is driving him!! And that's part of the fun with requests after all, getting to make it into something of my own. Thank you for the request though! I enjoyed writing this one. This fic is called Would you be my ride? and you can read it on ao3 here as well as under the cut! 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

Ted doesn't feel like sharing his new toy car with the other kids, but maybe he will make an exception this time for the cute faced boy Chris who only wants to be his friend.

Would you be my ride?

The park was filled with screaming as all the children formed a group around one singular boy. The boy was considered tall for his age but other than that feature he didn’t stand out much. He has light brown hair and he was very quiet. The other kids knew that he took medicine and that he mostly kept to himself. While no one was particularly cruel to this boy he could not name many who were particularly nice either. They only wanted to play with him now because he had brought his newest gift from his parents. He had brought his car.

It was a standard looking one, nothing fancy. Just the small two seater type with a little engine for kids to ride around in. It had been something he had gotten for Christmas and now that it was warm again, and without all the rain and mud, his parents had let him take it out for a ride at the local park.

The only issue was that now all the other kids wanted him to take them out on a ride with it too.

Ted looked over to where his parents were sitting on a bench. He didn’t want to worry them so he avoided calling out to them, although he knew that they were watching and were ready to come over at a moment’s notice.

“No thank you. I um,” Ted looked out at all the faces surrounding him and his little car. He was glad that these kids weren’t touching him or the toy and were instead just waiting for what he had to say. “This is my first time with it outside so I’d like to play with it alone for a bit first. Please.”

Although they looked disappointed most of the kids turned to leave and go play with other things. The few that stayed and wanted to argue ended up leaving shortly after once they saw whatever look Jane and Michael were giving them. Ted was glad he wasn’t looking to see their angry faces.

Ted started up the little toy car and started driving around again, quickly moving on from the previous hassle. He hadn’t realized that he was smiling until he turned over and saw an angry looking baby waving at him. Or at least he thought it was a wave. For all he knew it could have been an angry fist shake. Ted stopped his little car and waved back. The baby’s mother took notice and smiled at Ted as told him that her son, Aiden, likes to wave at smiling people. As she spoke to Ted he noticed another boy, around his own age peek around where his mother was sitting on the bench.

Kate saw the young boy look at something behind her with wide eyes. When she realized that he had been looking at her oldest son she smiled.

“Why don’t you go introduce yourself, hm?” Ted watched the dark haired boy look back and forth from his mom and Ted a few times. “It’s okay, he won’t bite.”

With that the new boy stepped forward and went up to Ted. Ted thought that the small boy had a pretty face.

“Your smile is cute. And you have pretty eyes.”

Apparently the other boy thought his face was nice too.

“Thanks. I’m Ted.”

“Nice to meet you. I’m Chris.”

Chris looked down at the little toy car that Ted was riding in.

“That’s cool. My brother loves cars too. Also throwing them at my head!”

Ted was getting the feeling that this small quiet boy wasn’t normally quiet and shy like himself.

He also found that for once, he didn’t mind that fact.

“Would you want to be my ride? All the other kids wanted a ride.”

Chris looked around at where some kids were watching them.

“Like them?”

“Yeah.”

“Hmm, they all suck though!”

“Chris,” Kate spoke up as she tried to hide her laugh. “Don’t be rude.”

“It’s true though!”

Ted didn’t mean to laugh at the way that Chris made his words longer or sound funny. Somehow even a situation that made Ted upset sounded more funny with Chris.

“You’re funny,” Ted had said fondly. “And you also didn’t answer my question.”

“Oh! I guess I just want to be your friend. I don’t even know if that thing works!”

“What‽ Of course it works!”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes!”

At this point both boys were smiling a lot as they were close enough that they could hold hands if they wanted to.

“There’s enough room for you if you want.”

Ted opened the little door closest to Chris and held out his hand. Chris took it and continued to hold it as he got into the small car. Before shutting the door both boys looked at Kate for her permission. With her nod of approval they headed off.

Chris giggled every time that they went over a bump in the grass and Ted found that he started intentionally aiming for those little hills and dips.

“This is fun! Thank you so much, I love this!”

Chris squeezed Ted’s right hand tighter. They still hadn’t let go.

“One day when we are both big I’ll get a real car and I’ll drive you anywhere you want to go!”

“Really?”

Chris looked at Ted like he was promising him the sun.

“Yeah! We could get anywhere we wanted to!”

Ted had to quickly stop driving due to Chris nearly side tackling him in a big hug. Ted just held the other boy back as they both laughed about whatever silly adventure plans they came up with.

“Do you think we could drive all the way to that tree and back in under ten seconds?”

“Yeah! Drive on!”

It took them a little over three minutes to drive to the far tree and to the spot where they think they started at, but to both boys it was as if they were flying through the grass as quick as a real car could go.

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Even over ten years later as they went on yet another one of their on a whim road trips, driving through the cool night into the sunrise, there was never any place they would rather be than with one another. Even if Chris preferred not to drive at night, meaning Ted would have to step in for the long stretches of darkness, he would still rather be the driver his boy asked for more than anyone else. Ever since Ted got his licence he refused to let Chris even take so much as a taxi cab. If Chris wanted to go somewhere Ted was sure to have the pleasure of taking him.

All the way to the far tree and back, just as it always had been.

#kid n teenagers #Would you be my ride?#fanfiction #my writing #ao3 #knt comic #fic request #shushinorei

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theonnus · 4 months

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The lifeguard wanted to eat my wife!

My name is Pedro, I'm 36 years old, 1.90 tall, white, handsome, I work out at the gym and swim. What I'm about to tell you happened to me a few years ago. My wife and I took a few weeks' vacation and went to a resort in Bahia. We didn't have any children yet. We rested, had sex and sunbathed by the pool. From the first day I noticed that the lifeguard João, a strong black man about my height, was looking at us differently. I was a bit annoyed at first, because he was blatantly staring at my wife's ass. On the second day, my wife went up to the room and I swam until the sun went down. When I stopped, João started talking and asked where we were from. I said we were from Rio Grande do Sul, but lived in Rio de Janeiro. He said he'd noticed because they were very white. He asked if we didn't sunbathe in Rio. I said we didn't have much time. He asked if we'd been married long. I said it had been three years. He said he was also married and had a three-year-old son. He also said that my wife was very pretty, and that he thought white women from the south were very beautiful, with all due respect. I laughed and said that southern women were the most beautiful, yes. And I joked and asked: do you like a pink pussy, then? He laughed and said that he liked pink pussies and assholes, but that they were hard to find. I laughed and noticed a large bulge in his swimming trunks, which he was covering up with the float. I thought, this black guy must be a naughty eater. Then my wife called me to dinner and I had a quick shower in the changing room to get rid of the chlorine, dried off and went up to the bedroom.

The next day, I swam again until late. João started chatting again, asking me if I wasn't tired of swimming and that the pool would close in 10 minutes. I said I was running out and then left the pool. I went back to the changing room for a shower to dry off and go upstairs. As soon as I realized it, João came into the changing room and said: "Look at Dr. Pedro, you cuckold, he looks like a southern girl, with a smooth, white ass. Is his ass pink? I froze, surprised by what he'd said. I laughed and told him to fuck off and said, "Look at the respect. He laughed. I wrapped myself in my towel and went upstairs. I was very angry because he was blatantly trying to fuck my wife. Then I thought about what he'd said about my ass… I thought it was strange, I'd never done anything with a man, not a transvestite, nothing. The only thing that made me horny was when my wife sucked my balls and went down on them. But I'd never imagined myself taking a cock, especially from a big black man. I thought it might be a joke on his part, I don't know. The next day we had the same routine. When the time was up, I went to the changing room to take my shower. I was surprised because he hadn't spoken to me that day, but I kept to myself. When I realized it, he came in and locked the door. I froze. He said: "Dr. Pedrão, I need to confess something. I want to fuck your hot wife and make you a cuckold, and you'll have to agree. I said: Are you crazy? We would never accept that. My wife is faithful, religious. There's no way! He punched the cupboard and said he was annoyed. He was going to take a bath to cool off. I asked for the key because I wanted to leave the changing room. He told me to finish my shower. He took off his clothes and turned on the shower next door. He was bigger than me. I couldn't help but stare. He came closer and asked if I wanted help soaping up. I shied away. I went to the corner. He said to me: Come here, doctor, let me see your pink ass, I love a white ass, I want to fuck you and your wife. I said I wasn't gay, that it wasn't going to happen. I was going to talk to the management. He didn't listen, he pushed me against the wall, putting his arm around my neck and calling me a cuckolded faggot. I became desperate. He told me to do everything he said or he would tell my wife that I had fucked the chambermaid when she went on a boat trip. I really did. But I didn't know that he also fucked the black chambermaid. But that's another story. I had no choice. He ordered me to suck him off. I could hardly put that big cock in my mouth, but over time I got used to it. He said I was all smooth and white and asked to see my ass. He put me on the bench and started to stick his tongue up my naturally smooth, pink ass. I surprisingly started to get a hard-on. Wow, I was so horny. We kept sucking until he wanted to fuck me. I said I couldn't take it and, besides, we didn't have a condom. So he made me suck him until he came while he watched the naked pictures of my wife on my cell phone. He washed my face of spit. He asked me to come back the next day and he'd have a condom to take my asshole out. However, I felt very bad about what had happened and didn't go back to the pool until we left. After that I had a few other little stories. But nothing different has happened since the pandemic. Even my asshole is still a virgin.

Now these urges and thoughts are coming back.

#whitemen #blackmen #muscles #masculine #muscularmen #bodyworship #strong #bodybuilder #gaybody #gaymen #gayboy #gayboys #gaypride #gayhot #gay #bisexual #lgbtqcommunity #lgbtq #lgbtqia

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fantasyideas1 · 1 year

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Yeah, and your boyfriend is so tall that when he puts you on your neck, your nose bleeds from the thin air, you're like an antenna on which lightning strikes, an umbrella for his fleas, because they told me that it's bad in bed with you, here they drink blood and there is not enough blood for another place, you wear a bell so that it does not crush you Marriage is like a sociology chart pie, where your fat wife takes up more of the bed, you sleep on the sweaty side, that's why you have a happy marriage He makes poop statues of famous people and fictional characters, hero figurines, he's a nihilist Alphonse is like a goat on your finger, does not immediately come off, like a poop that is difficult to wash off, you take the handle from the shower and wash it off, we understand Yes, and your fat wife looks like a cauldron (Kazakh national dishes), when she lies on her back, you twisted her counterclockwise to turn time back to marriage A teenager asked me how to grow up fast to have sex and smoke cigarettes and alcohol, I answer just lie on the floor in a fetal position, and spin clockwise to grow old I felt that someone was standing behind, the guy behind sniffed his armpits If you want to vomit, breathe into your mouth, thanks your diet helps The girl talks about her boyfriend, over his penis, the penis of his rudimentary twin, sometimes they fight for me, how they can fight, don’t ask, I don’t know myself, there were days when both penises agreed among themselves and took possession of his brain, he disappeared somewhere then he returned all covered in blood, it turned out that these were ordinary periods, he could not even change This prostitute has an airport of venereal diseases, various viruses You left the table to fart, how gallant, you are a real gentleman, but sometimes I don’t go out and fart at the table so that I get all the food, but sometimes people stubbornly sit and eat, puke and eat, this is my fan for farting The first date of the guy, hello, don’t be afraid of sex, we won’t have sex, he puts his penis on the table in a jar of formaldehyde, this is my penis, I don’t know why I carry this jar with me, I don’t know how to communicate with girls, I bet my best friends and they put crackers in me in my pockets, but then my anus was also torn off, now I have a vagina there From a machine gun of likes, they shoot at a person whom they love, but he sees dislikes as a symbol of shame for his behavior, I still love you and you won’t stop me When people are ashamed of you, and you pretend to be a brother to your girlfriend, or a gay girlfriend, or a spiritual friend, and pretend to be an uncle to your son, no, not incest, but he looks like, and I say not incest Got into the future, but there are naturals here? Fu human, pervert, I don’t know what it is, but I want children from her From parkour, he turned into a vegetable, fell badly, he is trying to say something, get this vegetarian away from me Two country houses have been fighting among themselves for many years, as pirates always want to board You need to get back your masculinity, male fluid, he's talking about sperm Someone said to your crooked teeth soldierly at ease The killer is under police interrogation, the policeman: tell me where the killer's accomplices are, hits him in the face, the killer: wait, I remember something, the policeman hit again, the killer: well, I forgot why you hit again, the policeman hit again, the killer began to forget letters and where is the right and where is the left, does not remember his name, the policeman got angry and hit him in the face, the killer left the police station a new man, with empty brains, he began a new life They say when you were conceived, you were like a sperm bullet, bounced off from everywhere, couldn’t find it for a long time, and to understand that the GPS map didn’t help, the tour was all over the body

Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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fortcliffe · 1 year

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there’s quite a few characters on my page, so here’s a comprehensive list of my original characters with bad short summaries:

player characters

reyna tabris, city elf rogue, warden. mean on the outside, warm on the inside. equally skilled at sewing and murder. very blunt, often angry, but quite responsible and surprisingly willing to ask questions first, stab later. believes in the power of good soup.

liling surana, elf mage, warden. special interests are darkspawn, demons and ghouls. excitable, loud and occasionally annoying, but surprisingly less naive than she appears to be at first glance. soft goth on the outside, firm and cool on the inside.

brandon hawke, human, mainly purple mage, champion. did not sign up for any of this shit, actually. dreams of warm sunsets and finding a good therapist. cherishes his friends and time free from people not dying when he wants them dead.

dami lavellan, dalish elf mage, inquisitor. certified comedian. made for politics because she has great hair and loves lying. was at the conclave to fill in for her sister, so all this is one big misunderstanding. specializes in talismans and magical inventions.

raurig cadash, dwarf rogue, inquisitor or inquisition contact. local grumpy gay uncle. professionally between an architect and engineer. has beef with how many abandoned ruins they find. gets an aneurysym every time someone stabs a dagger into a map.

original characters

niki amell, human mage, one of revka’s younger kids. grumpiest seer you’ll ever hope to find. tells demons to kindly fuck off and let him sleep. saw the giant hole in the sky and started walking in the other direction. angry and hungry for love, but won’t admit it.

peride asani, half elf warrior. daughter of a chasind woman and a human apostate. horse wrangler, could be an origins companion. sweetest sunshine you can hope to meet, that’s also able to rip someone’s throat with her teeth if necessary.

harlan, elven rogue, ranger. wants snuggles, receives struggles. has soft hair, soft heart, soft voice. can cook extremely well and kill a man. because he was raised with spirits around, he has a supernatural ability to find way and magic, good for a scout.

juniper, qunari mage. socially awkward, shy, tall woman that prefers the company of animals. she changes into animals to gain their trust, as she’s currently working on her bestiary, but also to avoid having conversations with actual people.

jian, elf warrior / rogue. stoic and scary, secretly warm to the chosen ones. tends to have a flock of kids following his every move these days. used to be a tevinter slave and a mercenary, prefers to bodyguard. his main objective is tracking down and killing venatori.

katriana vargatz, human rogue. antivan born lady of noble merchants married into a fereldan nobility for love. mother to a young boy, widow. professionally dislikes ferelden culture, but remains to run things until her son grows old enough.

laurence vargatz, ferelden noble. lover of art well dressed, throws great parties. popularly considered to be the black sheep of the family, as he doesn’t fight and doesn’t seem to have many talents. plays weak on purpose, actually a shady bitch but with a strong moral backbone.

#( out of character. )#this is to make things a little more helpful i guess ??#very general concepts #to see if who y'all might wanna interact with

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cyoc49 · 3 years

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HIMBO Magazine: Changing Departments

*click! click! click! click!*

Derek listened to the camera flash as he sat on the side of the bed. He was currently doing a photo shoot for HIMBO magazine, a fashion and lifestyle magazine “for the modern gay male™”. Fake blood dripped against his chest - they were doing some Halloween type of shoot. But let’s be honest, the blood wasn’t the focus of the shot: it was his body. Derek had never been the best student - and his attitude certainly didn’t help - but if there was one thing he knew how to do, it was make his body look as sexy as humanly possible. Derek scoured nutrition blogs to make sure he stayed up to date on everything related to fitness, and the dedication showed itself in his beautiful, sculpted body. Sitting here with no shirt on and wearing a pair of lethally tight skinny jeans, he looked like every gay man’s wet dream. To put it simply, Derek was hot as hell; problem is, he knew he was hot at hell.

“Alright, that’s good. I think we have what we need, thank you Mr. Hale” the director said. Derek stood up and two twinkish looking assistants came over to remove the blood. Derek stood still and tried to ignore the two obviously gay men putting their hands all over his body. Derek was the kind of guy who thought all gay men were jumping at the bit for any man they can find. Doing a photo shoot for a gay magazine was certainly not his dream, but hey: a paycheck is a paycheck.

After he was cleaned off, Derek put on a t shirt and enjoyed the feeing of it stretched tight against his pecs. He slung a Louis Vuitton backpack over his shoulders. All he had to do was collect his check and he could be done with this homo magazine. Derek headed towards the doorway connecting the studio space to the rest of the offices. He turned the corner into the hallway, only to immediately crash into someone coming from the opposite direction. Papers went flying.

Derek hesitated, then reluctantly crouched down to help the man pick up his papers. As he did, the man spoke to him in a deep voice “You know, you should really watch where you’re going. People are busy around here.”

This was the remark that set Derek off. It was enough that he had done a photo shoot outside his comfort zone, and ran into someone while he was leaving, but now he was being sassed by some worker who couldn’t slow down enough to watch out for passers. Derek had had enough of this magazine. “You know,” he said, “I’m surprised. I thought you fags would be more excited to slam into other guys.”

Derek could sense the shift in mood immediately. All the workers around him who had been buzzing about immediately stopped and looked at th scene. The office had gone dead silent. As Derek looked around at all the men staring at them, the man he had bumped into finished collecting his papers and stood up, allowing Derek to finally look at him properly. Woah, this was a fine looking man. Strappingly tall and ruggedly handsome. He filled out his expensive-looking three-piece suit perfectly. His whole demeanor was one of absolute confidence. Finally, Derek realized what had happened. He hadn’t bumped into some random employee. He had knocked over and subsequently cussed out the boss of the whole place.

*Well*, Derek said to himself, *I fucked up bad this time*.

The boss was surprisingly well-composed for someone who had just been called a slur, Derek thought. As if to prove this point, the boss suddenly started laughing. It was a good, deep laugh. And when he laughed, everyone else in the building laughed along with him. Derek stared at everyone in the office in confusion. Why did they find this so funny? Was it because he’s their boss? And they were all looking at the boss with such admiration. Derek just hoped this meant the issue would blow over and he could leave before embarrassing himself sooner.

But before he could step away, he was spoken to. “I used to get really angry when people said stuff like that to me,” the boss explained in a rich, inviting voice, “now it just makes me sad, because I see all the failed potential hiding behind that language.”

Derek took a little offense to that last statement, but he knew he was in no position to argue right now. It seemed like the laughter was the all-clear the rest of the office needed to know their boss was okay, because the normal hum of voices and keyboards had returned. Now it was just him and the extremely powerful man he had pissed off. Derek broke the silence. “Look, Mr...”

“Christian Le Maítre” the gorgeous boss informed him, “Editor in Chief of HIMBO magazine. But everyone around here just calls me Mr. M.”

“Right. Well, uh, Mr. M, I’m really sorry about-“

“No you’re not.” Christian cut him off without missing a beat. “I’ve seen so many models like you come and go through these halls. You think you’re hot shit, and take pity on all of my boys in this office who had to take desk jobs because their bodies weren’t nice enough to let them get by on looks alone. But you know, we’re hard workers here. And we’re a close knit family.”

Derek objected to being interrupted, but as Christian talked, he felt his defenses melt away with every word. Mr. M was right, Derek realized. I am a narcissistic asshole who holds myself above others. He had never felt like this before. But everything Mr. M said just seemed right. When this gorgeous, confident man spoke, Derek realized he was speaking the truth.

“What’s your name, son?” Mr. M asked him.

“D-Derek, sir. Derek Hale.” Derek was never one stutter, but how else could he feel right now?

“Well Derek, I’m sure our lame little office doesn’t fit your macho man swagger persona, but I think you’d find that working here is pretty great.”

Was that an offer? Derek didn’t know. He had completely forgotten the context of their conversation, and indeed his reason for being in this office in the first place was slowly becoming a distant memory. All Derek knew in this moment was that he HAD to work at HIMBO. In fact, he couldn’t imagine life without working here.

Derek tried to compose a response, but was increasingly timid in the presence of this incredible man. “Well, uh, Mr. M. Perhaps if you have any opening I might be able to, uh-”

Mr. M just laughed again, and this time Derek laughed right along with him.

“Well I’m shocked to hear you change your tune so quickly, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Working here is kind of a dream job, if I do say so myself. But there’s no need to submit your CV and go through the traditional channels. I am actually prepared to offer you a job on the spot.”

Derek felt his ears burning. How lucky was he! To be offered a job at the best company on earth. He would take it immediately!

“Mr. M, it would be an honor to work for you” Derek bowed his head as he said this. Respect was important, especially for the man who was giving him a job no questions asked.

“Glad to hear it, sport! Now full disclosure, it’s a clerking position. I know, not the most exciting stuff, but here at HIMBO we believe even the most mundane work can be made magical! Of course, you would have to change a few of your behaviors to *best* fit the position. Your ego, your hot-headedness. Do you think those are things good for a clerk to have?”

“No, sir” Derek said with convocation. “Anything you want me to change, I will change.”

Christian cracked a smile, as if Derek had said something unintentionally funny. “Well I admire your commitment. It’s just, clerks are so straight-laced and serious, and you are such a character, Derek. Mr. Macho Man with a great body. Actually, I do like this body.” Christian looked Derek up and down, “I think that can stay. But as for everything else, well, I can take care of that.”

Christian stopped talking and instead just looked at Derek. The hopeful employee stood there silently, unsure of what to do. Just then, he suddenly felt a draining feeling. It wasn’t his muscles or his IQ or any of that stuff that he felt fading away, it was more like he was losing... his personality? All the pride Derek felt over his hot body and great life was disappearing. All the anger he get towards people not like him, slipping away. But it wasn’t replaced by new emotions, it wasn’t replaced by anything. Derek stopped feeling strong feelings about much of anything. He liked his job, he followed the news, but he had never had any opinions of his own. Never tried to be individual or stand out. Derek was becoming like his new favorite flavor of ice cream: vanilla.

As Derek’s personality slowly morphed him into a contender for the World’s Most Dull Man, his wardrobe changed to follow suit. His designer t shirt loosened out a bit. The sleeves grew down his arms before spouting buttons and cuffs. Buttons also sprouted down the middle, and the shirt gained a collar, becoming a basic button-up shirt. A white plaid pattern spread across the shir. At the same time, Derek felt his skinny jeans go “pah” as all the tightness shrugged out of them, changing them into (gag) regular fit pants. They lightened to gray and changed material to thin cotton, becoming work slacks. His new plaid shirt automatically tucked itself into the pants, and a brown leather belt formed around his waist, with his expensive designer sneakers morphing into brown leather dress shoes to match. The LV backpack he wore fell as one of the straps broke off, before disappearing altogether. The remaining strap lengthened and slung itself over his shoulder, and the bag itself shifted into a basic messenger bag, holding plenty of important documents and paperwork.

For a brief moment, Derek felt confusion and fear. Why were these changes happening to him? Where did his nice stuff go, and what were these boring-ass clothes replacing them? These thoughts only lasted for half a second, before Derek realized how right this was. This was his style, or more accurately his *lack* of style. Derek had never cared about trends, or getting fancy new clothes. As long as they fit him well and looked professional enough for work, that was all that mattered in Derek’s eyes. A Ross Membership Card popped into his wallet to cement this change.

Derek felt something in his pocket, and pulled out a pair of black-rimmed glasses. These were the glasses he needed to see, of course. Derek opened them up and put them on. To follow suit, his hair parted itself to the side and became thick with gel holding his new professional haircut in place.

As promised, Christian had left Derek his body, but had taken basically everything else from him. Where there had once stood an arrogant, trendy mode, there was now a walking turtleneck. Normally in cases like this, Derek would sprout new memories of his new life. But no memories came, because Derek didn’t really *have* a life. He was now a total office drone. From 9-5 he worked faithfully for HIMBO, and after that he went home and solved jigsaw puzzles until it was time for bed... except on the nights where Mr. M invited Derek to his house. Derek truly wanted nothing more from life.

Christian smiled at the new corporate boy that stood before him. “Okay I think you’ve handled the onboarding process well, Dirk. Dirk, isn’t it?”

“Yes sir.” Dirk replied matter of factly. Dirk Kent. Filing clerk for HIMBO magazine.

“Great! But there’s actually one more thing I need from you. I’m still a little raw about that comment of yours earlier, and I would hate for it to taint our working relationship with each other, so allow me to bury this hatchet.”

Christian snapped his fingers, and Dirk felt his impressive manhood shrink, and shrink, and shrink, until he heard a “pop!” sound and knew that it was no more. Poor Dirk was smooth as could be in his private areas. But he didn’t mind: being unable to orgasm helped him focus on his work. And besides, if Mr. M needed help Dirk still had two perfectly serviceable holes on him.

Christian laughed again, eliciting another laugh from Dirk. “Dirk, pal, I don’t think I have ever been happier with one of my new hires. But you know, I do seal my deals with a kiss.”

“Why thank you sir!” Dirk replied with enthusiasm, as he allowed Christian to walk over, turn up his chin, and plant a kiss on his lips. And it was the greatest kiss Dirk had ever felt. Indeed, it was the only kiss he had ever felt, but as far as kisses go it was still pretty spectacular. As Dirk stood there with his lips pressed against those of his incredivle boss, he knew there was nothing more he would want from life.

As they parted, Derek looked hopefully up at his boss “Where should I start with my work, sir?” He lived to work.

Christian smiled again. “I’ll film you in on that in a minute, but let me take you to your desk. You’ll be down in the accounting department. In fact, I think you’ll be desk neighbors with our other new hire Bartholomew! You’ll love him. A total nerd but a sweet kid regardless.” Without warning, Christian turned and walked down the hall. He didn’t need to say anything. Dirk instinctively followed him, just as he instinctively obeyed every command Mr. M gave him. Life was easier that way.

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wingsofhcpe · 2 years

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SNOWPIERCER S3E6 THOUGHTS: IMPEACH LAYTON

No I don't even care actually I hate him.

Not just because he's killed Pike but because he's so goddamn self righteous about it. If any of you guys have watched AoT, and know of Erwin Smith's character arc (best morally grey leader ever), you'll understand what I mean.

Ruth thinking it was all a misunderstanding and she could "clear Pike's name"... I'm in pain.

Also since I mentioned aot, if this was an anime Zarah would have jumped in to save Layton or Ruth would have jumped in to save Pike. In any case, they would have ended up getting stabbed instead. Now that I think about it, that's a good fic idea... (Don't ask me why I constantly think in Anime Terms. It's just who I am).

And ofc she's gonna blame herself. Of fucking course. Kudos to Pike for not saying he's doing it for her even when directly confronted... but even the implication, the knowledge of it, is enough to drive someone like Ruth insane. She's SO gonna blame herself.

This episode basically confirmed that they really did love each other, that they were just...afraid. Especially Ruth. And now they're never going to get their chance at happiness because Pike was STUPID. Let's be real here, the core of the problem is with Layton, but Pike acted with the clear intent to end up dead. He truly believed the best part of him was dead, there was nothing for him to hold on to, and he wanted to go out at least trying to set things right, to prove that Layton is not fit to be the leader any longer.

Also the fact that he said he would never hurt the baby. Also Zarah idgaf about your ugly cgi doll, fuck you.

(yeah no ok I know she was scared and that's completely fair, I just don't like Zarah in general lol).

This week is mostly gonna be me screaming about Ruth and Pike but also I loved the little details about the Tail traditions. Good to see they remember Old Ivan even after all of this. Also hey Astrid's alive, good to know.

ALSO MILES. HE GREW SO TALL. HIS VOICE GOT DEEPER. MY BABY SON GREW UP.... I MISSED YOU MY CHILD!!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!! I'm so glad you didn't also die of influenza.

Carly's and Alex's interactions were adorable actually, also kinda gay, I ship it. (Though I will remain an Alex/LJ stan forever)

I feel real bad about Wilford and also I'm very angry re: Audrey, but after everything that happened this episode she can honestly go fuck herself (or Till ig).

Speaking of, the little interactions with Till and LJ. Big Sis Till is back and I'm loving it. No Os tho :((

I hope Roche survives at least. Glad to see him trying for Carly.

I love Lights so much and I wish she ended up with Till bc they're great together.

Asha is a mood, I too would like to hide in a dark hole with my comfort object in order to avoid people. She doesn't have as big of a role as I imagined though. At least not yet.

I can't even bring myself to explain why I'm so mad at Andre. Like the fact he literally only agreed to fight Pike because Pike threatened to expose his lies and destabilise his influence/leadership based on said lies... I think that's what really made me go against Layton. He didn't care about solving any of this, he just wanted to buy Pike off as usual, and when he realised he couldn't, and that Pike knew he was bullshitting the entire train, he decided to fight to the death. This is the biggest issue with his leadership and why he's no longer fit to lead.

Winnie putting her lil doll with Pike's dead body.... AND RUTH IS PUTTING THE BOMB IN THAT DOLL IN THE PROMO FOR EP7??? FUCK ME.

Also I've said that already but goddammit Ruth is just not allowed to be happy huh.

Closing this rant off with the fact that the drinking scene between Ruth, Roche and Till was gold. Just a few seconds, but honestly, vibes. I want a scene of them getting piss-drunk together in the next season. I'm talking WASTED.

Also I hope my prediction won't come true but I feel Ruth will start acting like Roche now. Just...more contained. She has a good poker face, unlike him.

Anyway. Till (haha) next week. Also if the show writers even CONSIDER killing Ruth off, I would like to formally announce that I will find you and I... I... I will steal all your snacks! So you better leave my wife alone!! >:(

#snowpiercer spoilers #snowpiercer #snowpiercer s3 spoilers #snowpiercer season 3 #andre layton #ruth wardell #joseph wilford #miss audrey #alexandra cavill #pike #melanie you need to come back asap this is getting SO out of control

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badapricot · 3 years

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Lovely Writer: Count 23, 24 & 25

These are the chapter summaries for chapters 23, 24, & 25 of Lovely Writer which should encapsulate episode 10. Keep in mind that they often cut scenes, change minor details, or move things around.

Count 23

It’s a holiday and Gene is still staying at Nubsib’s condo. He’s writing on the couch when Nubsib comes to sit beside him, only wearing a towel. He massages Gene’s hand while he talks.

He’s dripping wet but he’s on the phone so Gene doesn’t disturb him. He just gets up and starts drying his hair.

Nubsib says that Gene is being nice today. Gene says he’s nice everyday and Nubsib asks him to dry his hair everyday then. Gene says that Nubsib’s not crippled.

Nubsib tells Gene that it was Tum on the phone, telling him about a photoshoot with a summer concept.

Gene goes to return to his writing and TV binging but then he realizes Nubsib’s been with him all weekend even though it’s a holiday and Gene hasn’t done anything interesting.

He asks Nubsib if he’s bored and pushes him to go out with his friends. Nubsib says he’s not bored as long as he’s with Gene.

They end up kissing and Nubsib bites Gene’s lip. Gene tells him not to.

They make out with Gene laid out on the couch and Gene asks him if they’re going to do it. Nubsib asks if that means Gene is saying he can do him...but the doorbell starts ringing.

Nubsib says he’ll save it for tonight then. Gene tells him to go get dressed and goes to check whose at the door.

He freaks out when he sees that it’s Auntie Orn—Nubsib’s mother. He yells for Nubsib and tells him that his Mom is outside. Nubsib tells Gene to let her in and sit with her in the living room and Gene says she hasn’t let her in yet.

Gene says he’ll hide in the bedroom or the closet.

Nubsib asks Gene why he’s leaving his mother waiting and then assures him that it’s fine. If Gene tells his mother that he lives next door then she won’t suspect anything romantic between them.

Gene lets Auntie Orn in and lies saying that he’s just visiting for the day, and that he lives next door. She says she’s happy that they’re so close.

She asks Gene why Nubsib didn’t let her in and Nubsib appears, saying that he was in the shower.

Gene goes to the kitchen to give them some privacy but eavesdrop on Auntie Orn asking Nubsib about his new condo.

Gene is happy to hear Auntie Orn say, “Still attached to Gene like you were back then, you haven’t changed at all.”

Auntie Orn asks them both to come back and stay at home for a night. Gene tries to make up some excuses, but they end up agreeing.

Nubsib interrupts Gene while he’s packing and tells him not to worry too much.

When Gene goes home he finds out that his parents are gone until Monday morning for the holiday, and Jap isn’t home either.

Nubsib comes by from his house and when he finds out Gene is alone, he says that Gene should stay at theirs until his parents come home. Gene agrees.

Nubsib shows Gene the rooms and then asks if he wants to sleep with him. Knowing what he’s thinking, Gene turns him down.

Two hours later, Uncle Wat and Neung arrive.

Uncle Wat finds out that Gene and Nubsib are neighbours and tells Gene to punish Nubsib if he’s bad, like back then. Gene says that Nubsib is too big and strong for that now.

Nubsib gives Gene a shrimp and asks if he needs help deshelling it. Gene says he’s fine and stops him from helping.

Uncle Wat asks if Gene has a girlfriend. Neung says, “Gene already has a partner, Dad. If you want to recommend girls you should recommend them to your son.”

Auntie Orn and Uncle Wat start asking Gene if his partner is beautiful and if his parents knows.

Gene is freaking out but Nubsib makes eye contact with him and calms him down. Gene manages to say, “I haven’t told them.”

Nubsib gives Gene a deshelled shrimp and says, “For you, Gene.”

Auntie Orn yells Nubsib’s full name suddenly, and startles Gene.

Auntie Orn scolds Nubsib at the table and tells him that he should call Gene “P’Gene”. She won’t have anyone think she doesn’t raise her children with manners.

Gene is affronted because Nubsib was just helping him, and he knows how much Nubsib hates calling him that.

Gene is about to tell her that it’s fine but Nubsib says, “Yes, P’Gene” in a soft voice. It’s the first time Gene has heard him seriously call him “P’Gene” as an adult and it feels off.

Count 24

After dinner, Gene has showered and is lying in the guest room.

Nubsib comes to Gene’s door and tells him to come sleep with him. Gene turns him down because it feels bad to sneak around with Nubsib in his parent’s house. Nubsib says he’ll go back in the morning and no one will know. Gene still turns him down.

Nubsib says, “Fine, then can I ask you to get a drink as friends?”

They go down the kitchen and Nubsib warms them up cups of tofu soup.

Gene asks Nubsib when his semester is finished and Nubsib says he’ll be finished with school in a week. Nubsib asks if that means Gene is inviting him on a trip after, and says he’ll invite himself if Gene doesn’t.

They go back upstairs and Gene holds onto Nubsib because it’s so dark that he can’t see.

Nubsib held my hand back. I didn’t mind the silence around us.

“Are you sleepy?”

“I’m sleepy, so I’ll probably sleep later.”

“Then let me stay with you for a little while,” he said. When he opened the door, he entered with a blank expression.

I turned to look at him but couldn’t see anything. I figured everyone was already asleep and was too lazy to say anything, so I lay back down into bed.

Nubsib stretched his arms before going under the quilt.

“I’m sleepy so hurry up and go to sleep. Oh! Come wake me up tomorrow when you leave the house.”

“No, you don’t have to force yourself to wake up.”

“It’s okay, I think I’m going to buy some snacks. If I don’t wake up, shake me vigorously.”

“I’ll give you a strong kiss.”

“Shake me.”

“It’ll be a kiss.”

“Never mind, I’ll set an alarm.”

“So stingy,” he replied in a low voice.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

“...”

I frowned, hearing a sudden knock at the door. It went straight into my ear and disturbed me so much I had to squeeze the person next to me.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

There was a voice. This time, the tall figure next to me moved. The weight around my waist disappeared. My eyelids stayed closed, and the drowsiness remained.

“Sib...go open the door for me,” I said, in a low voice.

“Wait.”

“Hurry up,” I mumbled, because I wanted to sleep longer. I felt cool when the warmth beside me disappeared but he wrapped it back around me.

I almost fell asleep but the voices seeped in. I was pulled back by the sentences, “I stayed up all night” and “I didn’t go back to my room.” I slowly opened my eyes. The first thing I saw were brown curtains that covered the bright sunlight from the sliding glass windows. I squinted and turned my eyes to the door of the room...

My eyes widened.

I jumped up immediately. “Uncle...Uncle Wat.”

At that moment, I felt cold.

Across from Nubsib was Uncle Wat in a suit. His face and eyes were calm but they moved back and forth between me and his son.

“Get yourself dressed, go downstairs, and we’ll talk.”

“...”

The sound of the door closing rang in my ears. Uncle Wat walked downstairs. But I still looked at the door, not knowing what to do with myself.

I felt a warm hand touch my cheek and Nubsib’s familiar handsome face leaned down to my height.

Looking into each other's eyes, I felt my pounding heart begin to calm a bit.

"I...you...not. How did Uncle Wat know? ” I could hardly compose myself.

Even if he didn’t scold or speak directly about it, I knew Uncle Wat knew. His face was still, which was even more depressing and more terrifying than an angry rebuke.

"He might have known since last night."

"...last night."

Nubsib was sleeping here last night.

I didn’t have a reason for not sending Nubsib back to his room. Because usually we talked all the time and I asked Nubsib questions for fun. About his studies abroad and his colleagues. We were both careless.

"It's okay. Gene, you know that my father is reasonable. "

"I don't know, I..."

“It's okay,” Nubsib repeated the same words. His palms lightly rubbed my cheeks. They moved to my forehead, my hair, and finally, he moved to hug me for a while, and slowly used both arms around my waist and raised myself to stand on the floor. "Go wash your face and brush your teeth. We’ll talk for a moment, then it will be over.”

"..."

"I will always be with you. Don’t worry.”

Uncle Wat asks how long they’ve been together and they both say two weeks. He then asks if they’re both gay and both of them say no. He asks how this could have happened then and Nubsib tells him about how he loved Gene as a kid.

He also tells him that his Dad was always asking why he was single. Uncle Wat asks if that means Nubsib has loved Gene for that long and Nubsib says yes.

Nubsib is so calm and collected, Gene is envious. Uncle Wat asks Gene how they got together. Gene tells him about how Tum is a friend of his from college and he didn’t know who Nubsib was.

Uncle Wat asks why they didn’t tell them or Gene’s family and Gene says he was scared of what they’d think.

Uncle Wat admits that he cares a lot about the reputation of the family but he isn’t mad. Him and Auntie Orn suspected after seeing how they acted during dinner. He saw how Nubsib took care of Gene and how he moved Gene’s room next to his.

They have a family business and a lot of that relies on the sons. A son is the eye of the family, and Nubsib being with a man could affect business. But he knows that he’s going to be gone one day and Nubsib (and Neung) will be the heads of their own families. So what they choose to do is their own responsibility. He just wants them to tell Gene’s parents.

Uncle Wat tells Nubsib that if Uncle Teep isn’t okay with it then it’s not okay, and Nubsib says that they have vacant land in Pattanakarn, right? If Uncle Teep doesn’t approve then Nubsib will go get the deed for that land (and him and Gene will live there).

Uncle Wat says, “...behaviour like this. Who are you?” and Auntie Orn laughs.

After the discussion is over, Gene is very relieved. He thanks Nubsib but tells him that he wants to tell his own parents himself.

Count 25

Gene’s parents come home and he tells his father, with Nubsib by his side.

His Dad asks if he’s gay and Gene says no, he just likes Nubsib. His Dad says there’s no difference, and Nubsib says there is, because Gene wouldn’t date another man. He’d only date Nubsib.

Uncle Teep (Gene’s Dad) tells Gene to go upstairs. He yells at him when he doesn’t move, and Gene is startled because he’s never seen his Dad so mad. Nubsib nods at Gene and tells him it’s okay to go upstairs.

Gene goes upstairs and leaves Nubsib and his Dad to talk.

He texts Nubsib while he’s talking to his Dad and Nubsib doesn’t reply.

Later at night, he tries to talk to his Dad in his office and his Dad says he understands Gene, but he’s not ready to talk.

He goes downstairs and see his Mom. He tells her that he knows his Dad has reasons and he’s not opposed to listening to them, but how can his Dad understand him if he doesn’t talk to him?

Auntie Run (Gene’s Mom) tells Gene to calm down and makes him tea.

He asks her if she’s mad that he’s dating Nubsib and she says no. She’s always let Gene do what he wants, chose his major, chose his career etc and it all worked out. She trusts Gene’s choices.

Gene crawls into his mother’s arms.

In the morning, Gene and Nubsib text. Nubsib tells Gene that him and his father talked but Gene shouldn’t worry. Because Nubsib won’t give Gene back to Uncle Teep. Gene is reassured by this.

Later that night, Gene calls him and Nubsib says that he misses him. Nubsib urges Gene to eat but he’s hiding in his room because he’s scared to see his father.

Uncle Teep knocks on the door and asks Gene if he’s really not going to eat because he doesn’t want to see him.

Gene hides his phone because he doesn’t know if his Dad will be mad that he’s talking to Nubsib.

His Dad pulls up a chair and pets Gene’s hair. He asks what he thinks and Gene says, “I think I like Sib.”

“The story of two people—love is not enough. People have many lovers in their life that in the end don’t survive. Because it’s not just love, there are other things. The career of Nubsib, the eyes of others, criticism of a same-sex relationship.”

“...”

“I told you, that’s what I think will happen if you keep dating. So why not break up?”

“...”

“I’m not worried about Nubsib. For him, love is enough. He’s smart, and he can handle everything. But are you strong enough to handle that?”

“...”

This...is what my father thought?

Gene is shocked because he agrees with a lot of what his father is saying. He’s being logical, Gene just never thought about how hard it would be to be gay and in a relationship with Nubsib as a celebrity.

His Dad tells Gene that he’s his son and he understands him better than anyone. That’s why he worried about these things and wanted them to break up.

Gene apologizes to his father for jumping to the worst conclusion.

Gene tells his Dad that it might be hard, but he wants to date Nubsib and he knows if he breaks up with him he’ll regret it.

His Dad tells him that Nubsib also said he wouldn’t break up with him and pets his hair. He says Gene is so spoiled at his age, to have his father and Nubsib petting his hair like this.

He leaves and Gene yells THANK YOU out the door.

Gene picks up his phone with Nubsib still on the line and is surprised when Nubsib tells him to come outside.

Gene goes outside and Nubsib is outside his gate. He immediately hugs him.

Gene asks why he’s here and Nubsib says he wanted to hug Gene because he heard the conversation on the phone, and Gene made him really happy.

Nubsib says he wants to kiss Gene, but he won’t at his parents house. He’ll wait until Gene returns to Bangkok.

Nubsib comes inside and Gene warms them up some food.

"Will you come back tomorrow?"

"I think I'll stay a night or two. I still want to be with my parents. You go back first and stop coming back and forth. This place is far away. "

"I'll just go back with Khun Jean then, that's good."

"...spoiled.”

"Uncle Teep didn’t say anything, right?"

"Well, you heard him on the phone."

"…"

Nubsib smiled as I looked at the handsome face. I scooped another mouthful of rice into my mouth when he didn’t say anything, and chose to speak first.

"What were you going to do if my Dad didn’t approve?”

“Uncle Teep is a reasonable person. I already knew that he’d approve.”

"No, I mean assuming that he really didn’t want to approve, what deeds were you planning to exchange with my father?"

After talking to Uncle Wat, I knew that Nubsib had land. I knew he’d do anything to get the approval of my father.

But Nubsib shook his head and smiled. “None.”

"Huh?"

"If I brought something to exchange for you, doesn’t that mean I think Uncle Teep would trade his son?

"…"

"I have the same mentality as your father.”

"…"

"You’re much more valuable than that.”

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ironmischeifgoddess · 2 years

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I posted 905 times in 2021

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My Top Posts in 2021

Zeus and Poseidon both suffer from Cain instinct. Hades does not. That’s why when Percy met Thalia and Jason, they were almost immediately ready to throw hands, but when he met Nico, Bianca and Hazel he wasn’t. If you go by mythology, Hades CHOOSE the underworld because he didn’t trust his brothers to guard the remains of their father or the entrance to Tartarus, but the real reasons was probably to get away from Poseidon and Zeus trying to beat the fuck out of each other all the time.

But later? Later Nico develops the Cain instinct all of his own, once he’s over his crush on Percy. Immediately upon seeing Thalia/Jason/Percy he is like “guess it’s time to end you.”

Hazel is a (not) innocent baby in the eyes of her cousins and brother and therefore is exempt from this because none of them want to fight her.

124 notes • Posted 2021-07-27 21:39:36 GMT

Apollo shows up at Percy’s apartment to find Percy doing a handstand, Thalia and Will arguing, and Nico laying on the floor with glassy eyes mumbling nonsense: Umm.... what’s going on here?

Will: none of them have slept in 3 days, Nico has shadow travelled 8 times and all they’ve eaten in McDonald’s cheeseburgers and blue pancakes, Thalia and Percy stabbed each other in the leg “for science” and neither of them will let me do anything about it, Percy’s doing a handstand because, and I quote: gravity will stop the bleeding. Thalia won’t let me even look at her wound, she dumped whiskey on it after taking a shot and I’m fairly certain that I saw Percy dump a monster into his coffee 20 minutes ago.

Apollo: *Horrified*

128 notes • Posted 2021-10-22 03:20:36 GMT

Chiron: So why the Hades did you get arrested?

Percy: Absolutely no reason at all

Thalia: We were on our best behaviour!

Nico: The cops were just in a bad mood or something, idk

Will: The cop asked Percy for his papers, Thalia yelled “Scissor” and Percy drove off, then Nico flipped him off from the back window.

244 notes • Posted 2021-10-29 10:43:37 GMT

Just here to say that according to riordan wiki, Nico is 5’6ft and both Will and Percy are 6ft. So Will and Percy can stand on either side of Nico and still make eye contact over his head with no issues because Nico is very small and I love that for Nico. Just a tiny little angry goth gay. An actual height for Thalia and Jason weren’t actually given, but I imagine Jason is close to Percy’s height and given that Thalia was described as “tall” I imagine she’s at least taller than Nico. Nico probably hates it. His boyfriend and all his cousins are taller than him. Percy and Thalia absolutely use their height advantage against Nico.

Also. Hazel is 5’2. She’s a small bean too. Both Hazel and Nico are very aggressive small beans and I love that for them. It also implies children of the underworld are short. If Hades was human, would he be short too? Or is he into short women and that’s why his children are short?

290 notes • Posted 2021-07-22 16:11:42 GMT

People say Patroclus was a soft baby.

Excuse me. You mean that man who went to ONE (1) battle without Achilles, murdered 27 people, including a son of Zeus, could have taken Troy if Apollo didn’t show up, pull a homophobia and YEET HIM OFF THE WALL OF TROY, and was only killed by Hector because Apollo distracted him???

Patroclus was a badass, he just preferred to take care of people and heal the wounded rather than fighting. But give him a reason to fight and he was a damn beast.

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