#my grandma :c

[tommyribbons]

Tango 💃

#guys this weirdo grandma wants me so bad #dsmp #dsmp fanart #wilbur #quackity #tntduo #c!wilbur #wilbur soot #c!quackity #c!tntduo #quackbur #to be clear this is like. art of my au lol…. #ribbon art #au tag

[bottlehawk]

hello guys. the fucked up ecto-inverse of dirkjohn isn't davejake. it's davejane. this has been a psa. and you're welcome

#homestuck #davejane #dirkjohn #bottlehawk text #davejake is like. okay whatever. date my grandpa who ive never even met i guess. #davejane is like. you're dating my who now. #dirkjohn is a fucked up comedy ship because of just how many different people would be pissed off by it due to relations #but DAVEJANE? i think john would have an actual implosion. my NANNA. my GRANDMA dave. #not to mention that they were both sprites at one point. oh god i didn't even think about davesprite and nannasprite and how fucked up that #be for jade who's been alone on the ship with them for 3 years lmao and has to go to earth c to see their alt selves pull this shit. #dirkjohn and davejane happening at the same time would be so much for everyone to handle that they wouldn't be able to hold #troll hannukah get togethers anymore because i think someone would start throwing knives from it. my money's on jake

[sealrock]

the major arcana, shuffled: 4/??

THE HIGH PRIESTESS; ⤉ spirituality, higher power, mystery, subconscious ⤈ hidden motives, secrets, repressed intuition, cognitive dissonance THE EMPRESS; ⤉ motherhood, femininity, nurturing, harmony ⤈ smothering, negligence, lack of growth, insecurity THE EMPEROR; ⤉ fatherhood, structure, authority, control ⤈ tyranny, domination, recklessness, rigidity

#mypost. #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv oc #ffxiv:tma #oh boy a 3 for 1 deal!!! #ty to fheythfully for your portrait tutorial!! :D #my game crashed when i was making this and i was about ready to pass away #the idea for this was 'haunted family paintings' with a dash of dorian gray #i intentionally fucked up the facial expressions with crimes & used photoshop filters to achieve the decaying effect of the reverse #for the people who don't know the tatlongharis (aka paris' maternal family via andromache): #the priestess is their aunt cassandra / the empress is their grandma hecuba / the emperor is their grandad priam #paris never met their grandma because she died way before paris was born #how did she die? priam accidentally caused her death but she (and cassandra) predicted she would die b/c they have the echo #so there you go :) #also i tried to match the crowns to the card names but i don't think i got close lol #body horror cw #just in case #notice how hecuba's face is all mangled while priam's flesh is wasting away. like the rotten corpse he is #as per usual flip your phone around to see the reverse sides #🏵️

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hey May 31th anon! （*´▽｀*）It’s been another year already! I hope you’re well. Thinking of you! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

#may 31th anon #drawing john is always such a good time for me :) #you little circular angry man #when you are reading this it is actually may 21th for me #I'm scheduling this post because I currently cannot percieve weekdays for some reason #last week I didn't realize it was my grandpa's birthday!! and when I remembered it was already 8pm and I was so sorry #luckly he didn't mind at all #grandma was not angry either she just said remember when you had croup? I can't believe that you went out and had croup #like when I was a physical baby #I did not go out and got croup recently #but I did have a very fun city trip last week!! I went to Münster! c: #I saw MANY baby ducks #and friends you won't believe it #I was window shopping at those fancy little stores #and there was this one expensive furniture and decor store with all those little vases and candles #and in the middle of all of this #proudly on display #was a BBC SHERLOCK HOLMES mug #I cannot describe what I was feeling in this moment #it felt illegal #but it was a very cute mug #it was probably very expensive but I wish I had bought it!! #but my bag was already full of this little fruit snack I had bought earlier #do you know that melon goes bad very quickly if you carry it around Münster for 6 hours in 25 degrees celcius #I did not #(I still ate it) #have a good day friends <3 :)

[skretri]

Please I need revivebur in a skirt please

next time try to specify if short or long skirt

#revivedbur #c!wilbur #dsmp #my art #ask #lol he looks like a grandma w the long skirt

[butchcharliee]

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#i had a good birthday today :D #i got Starbucks earlier and then i went to olive garden #ofc my dad told them it was my bday 💀 #BUT the waiter was SO nice #he have me lots of mint chocolates :3 #also everyone in olive garden said happy birthday to me it was so nice o.O #but before they sang happy birthday to me #they asked my name so i had to say my birth name and not my chosen name </3 #bc my grandma doesn't know :c #it would've been so nice if they said my chosen name 😭😭😭 #next time i guess :') #but yeah I've actually had a good birthday hehe #thank u to everyone that said happy birthday to me >////<

[akkivee]

despite not quite sharing the same pink-gold-dark palette that otome and ichijiku’s speakers have, i think it’s kiiiiinda crazy kuukou and jyushi’s speakers match theirs in style better than nemu’s lol

#this is vee speaking #not pictured is nemu’s bc while her’s is necessary for comparison i also hated how the photo set looked lol #ah concern over kuukou and jyushi’s pink my old friend LOL #i was revisiting the thought that their pink comes from an important woman figure in their lives #and nothings changed about it lol i just started comparing their speakers with the characters who are heavily influenced by a girl #so that’d be ichiro in a way samatoki ramuda dice hifumi and rei #aaaaaaaand ramuda and dice are the only ones with pink lol tho ichiro’s speaker graffiti has Some pink lol #which is on god actually no cap frfr like goddamn fcking me up LOL #i let myself get lulled into a false sense of security thinking jyushi’s pink was related to his grandma and kuukou’s a lady we don’t know #and it can still hold true esp since dice’s known chuuoku connection is his mom #but posse always keeps you fuggin guessin who knows what else is up with dice #*crying* and who knows what is up with bat other than their vibes #pls let me return to my false sense of security idk if i have any new info i can infer from pls i’m not strong enough for bat fears aGAIN— #c: kuukou👑 #c: jyushi #c: otome #c: ichijiku

[deus-ex-mona]

rage is a ✨way of life✨

#found out that i successfully angered someone by not showing up to work on saturday lmaoooooo #and im just like… gOOOOOOD. BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!! #mans has no room to be mad anyway. it’s his fault i had to ot for 7 hours to cover his work for him in the first place soooooooo #a nd he’s getting demoted next year and im ahauxucjsjjsjsjsjxjdhss #in other news im kinda annoyed by my mother’s (unfortunate) pressuring of me to go to the upcoming family christmas gathering :( #like no way manssssss i haven’t seen the extended fam since my grandma’s funeral and i’d like to keep it that way thanks~~~~~~~~ #and a c h r i s t m a s gathering of all places… m a n. im half expecting them to drag everyone to church to end off the gathering… #i wouldn’t put it past the hosting aunt to do that ngl. she had tricked me into attending a church service in the past and all… #like. man. there’s this local mall that has a similar name to said church service… #so ofc it’s normal to assume that said mall is what she was referring to when she said ‘let’s go to [insert name]!’ with no context right??? #and uggshdhdjjsjsjdjs i don’t wanna be introduced to my cousins’ kids as ‘auntie [insert nickname i hate]’ bc that’s lame #and m a n. i definitely don’t wanna interact with my cousins’ kids. i either don’t know or can’t pronounce (or both) their names #i only remember the oldest one’s name (bc he has a stereotypical frat boy name) and the one who’s named after a ninja turtle #but none of the rest. i think some of them have names from my cousins’ spouses’ home countries? dk about the others though #i’m 80% sure one of the girls was named something like ‘triceratops’ but that doesn’t seem right… #being named after a dinosaur sounds cool though… or any prehistoric creature really #if i could choose my own name i’d like it to be ‘coelacanth’ #just so i can say ‘i coelacan’t do it!!!!!’ if someone asked me to do something i don’t wanna do. the pun potentials are endless mans #huh. wow… i started this off with a mad coworker and ended it by turning into a coelacanth… how did we get here anyway…? #oh wells no one reads the tags anyway uehxudjdjdjsjsjss my secrets are ✨safe✨

[6ebe]

f1 fans are so funny they’ll be like MY driver has this red flag and this red flag and this red flag and he has bad right wing politics avoids tax cheats on his partners is an open misogynist his gf is 10 years younger than him and a teenager he doesn’t believe in covid but it’s ok he’s my baby boy <3

#f1 #was abt to say me I’m f1 fans but realised maybe not #idk why I’m even a fan I think I just find it funny atp 😭😭😭 #like it’s fun I just don’t take any of it serious they’re all objectively bad people snshdjdjdjf #in their own unique ways <3 #they remind me SO MUCH of all the trust find private boarding school guys at my uni #who I’m forced to engage with but they are all RANCID lol #‘I was trying to have a birthday bbq in the park during a drought and #the park ranger came up to me and said I can’t bc I’ll burn the grass’ friend: ‘but you will burn the grass’ og guy: ‘yeah but there’s #plenty of grass tho???’ kind of energy… lol #the c*vid takes I was subjected to every time I went to hall dinner … #‘my grandma told ME she’d rather DIE of covid than not see me so #i for train during lockdown no mask to go see her!!’ #all real things I’ve heard etc etc #praga

[energeticwarrior]

Dan looks like he would own burberry and I think he would wear it like this cat on the left (sunglasses included) and with this turtleneck on the right

#can you imagine #serving absolute c*nt even in my imagination #c*nty grandma is what this is giving #mine #dan howell #daniel howell #cat #babushka cat #burberry

[carterashofficial]

I have an announcement

Boyfriend is no longer my boyfriend

He’s been prompted to fiancé

He proposed in the middle of a road trip overlooking the beach and it was hilarious. He’s got Zero skills at being sneaky about things so I knew to get my nails done ahead of time. Also he was nervous AF.

So we walk along the beach bridge, I’m taking photos of the sunset, and from behind me he goes “Carter, stop walking now!”, and there he was with the ring.

He did manage to hide that it was my great-great Aunt Gusty’s engagement ring, which he got stones for and had all fancied up and resized.

Anyway. We can’t stop giggling like idiots.

#I called my parents to tell them and I couldn’t hear my mom’s reaction b/c my dad starting cheering so loud #whole family is doing the road-trip dogs included #so Parents and Bug are in the SUV with Daisy and Ted #While bae and I are in our own car #also called grandma who immediately started crying and had to go tell grandpa #BFF called me and we squealed at each other for like 3 minutes b/c she just got married and I caught the bouquet at her wedding #I think my dad was the most excited tho

[cardiacginger]

halloween approaches, i am back home post-vacation, and here is a finished up hallo costume art trade w/ @afailedkingsheart ☆

i don't do a lot of dark color schemes or lineless art, but this ended up being such a blast ;u; a nice break from my usual style!

[ pose ref ][ insta ]

side note// i've been v motivated for art and less motivated for writing as of late, but fear not, i'm sitting down tomorrow with some coffee and aiming to get replies knocked out. also heavily contemplating being an askbox menace, we shall seee

#amys art. ] #spooky month 2022. ] #this wont be an art blog i swear im just in a mood #i also just got home from florida! with so many grandma meals and pepper blends #best trip c: #this is my official segue back into my hobbies now that im caught up on sleep #afailedkingsheart #corazon one piece #one piece fanart #opfanart

[peony-pearl]

:T

#cw death #damn another one of my uncles passed away #He'd been in assisted living ever since I can remember and I'm in my 30s #When Pokemon was big he would go get the burger meals and get the Pokemon toys for me he was a real dude #He got me some of those golden pokemon cards but I don't have them anymore :C #Gonna miss him #Wish I could have seen him one more time; last I saw him was during my grandma's viewing 6 years ago

[torchiiko]

ahem ahem

soooo. prismo am i right?

#i used to watch adventure time as a kid on my grandmas tv cuz she was the only one who had cable #so when i went over sometimes id just watch cartoons n i caught a few at episodes #and now my sister is into it + f&c so shes been showing me clips n stuff & i was reminded of prismo and heeeee #hes very 😳 ok. im 😳 abt him #torch chatter #real simping hours #🌠 rizzmaster - prismo 🌠

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

god... family are so frustrating sometimes lol...

#personal #ok so lemme just rant #so my sister's getting married this yr in italy #and like we've known about this since last yr #plus they published a website with a lot of info about flights etc about it earlier this yr #so it's not like they've left us (as in the rest of my fam) in the dark about it #but suddenly my eldest siblings are acting like it's the most Stressful and Unexpected thing to happen #like yes it will be stressful cos travelling IS stressful #as is specifically travelling somewhere where u dont speak the language (which none of us do... i am learning tho) #and like NONE of them literally none of them have thought to ask my sister (and her italian fiancé) about anything #like yeh she's p busy atm with planning the wedding BUT she's also the one with the most experience of travelling to and from italy #as is her ITALIAN FINACE lol??? like... #like neither of them are gonna want their family super stressed about travelling and airports and hotels etc #like just fucking ASK them!!!!! #i think it bothers me cos they seem to be making it out that my sis picked this to make it difficult for them??? #or smth like 'ugh wHY couldnt she just get married in the uk??' #when they picked italy a) because her fiance's grandma is in her 90s and so wouldnt b able to travel #b) they had decided on italy before his sister tragically died last yr (she had cancer) #c) because it's their wedding and they wanted to ?????? #idk idk #i'm just pissed cos like... we make SO many fucking allowances for them (the eldest 2) #but as soon as one of us younger siblings want something suddenly it's like we've asked them to move the moon or smth... #like ive talked abut this before but my 2nd eldest sister is literally ALWAYS late to family events #and like yeh we treat it like a joke but it is fucking annoying #cos she's never late to her work or if she has a flight or whatever #and it just feels like she doesnt respect or put value into her family as much as those things #and this whole thing has just kinda proved that even more... #and i reiterate: this is my SISTER'S wedding it is fundamentally not about any of us lol #ugh idk

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

family photo

#no colors cause I’m lazy ✌️ #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #wilbur soot fanart #c!wilbur #c!wilbur fanart #fundy #c!fundy #c!fundy fanart #Indigo come get ur son he’s being angsty in front of my salad #10pieceart #I just would like to add that my grandma saw me draw this and thank the lord that I don’t believe in that she didn’t question #Why I’m drawing a bird man holding a fox