#(I still ate it)

[lazarus---rising]

thinking abt the time i was at my cousins and they got mcdonalds and my burger fuckingg had no meat on it . They forgot the meat

#I still ate it

[tallyhoot]

I just dropped my fucking ice cream on the fucking floor :((

#I still ate it #eddie’s random rambles

[ejacutastic]

just made the world's most overcooked chicken in my kitchen just now so. sorry to that chicken.

#I still ate it #it wasn't THAT bad but it wasn't GOOD

[thatdammchickennugget]

My dad just asked if I want the rest of his food and I said sure and he gave me a bowl with diced onions and ketchup??

#i still ate it

[aircushionedsoles]

bagel not toasted enough incident 1 hungry 1 slightly inconvenienced

#i still ate it #talking

[layzeal]

ok I'm curious so put in the tags what country you are from and whether or not you own/use a rice cooker

#i'm brazilian and yes!! #tho only now bc my roommate brought hers #back at my parents house we still ate rice everyday but NO RICE COOKER #now that i now the wonder of rice cooker i made them buy one #you just can't go back to the darkness of babysitting rice on the stovetop #edit: almost wanna add a ''and how much do they cost'' cause they're crazy cheap here #and i kinda assumed they'd be everywhere else #but in countries that don't eat a lot of rice i can see them being more expensive

[itskeithxx]

Summoning The Ghost King [GONE WRONG]

Good grief this took so long (12 hrs 45 min) but it’s done! i have never drawn Jason before or any DC character but ive been obsessed with DP x DC crossover fics so this was born :3 i hope he looks ok lol

also: the runes are actual words i translated and they spell out stuff abt summoning the ghost king…. i def didn’t need to do all that but eh

#ghost king danny #danny phantom #danny fenton #ghost king phantom #jason todd #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #red hood #dc universe #dp fanart #danny phantom fanart #jason todd fanart #art #digital art #i spent way too long on this #still ate it though #jason todd x danny fenton #cus i said so #dead on main #dcxdp #dp x dc art

[hyunpic]

240329 | HYUNJIN - DISTRICT 9 © ACE

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #staydaily #gifs #cw: flashing #more like district ate.. am i right. #im making noises like a lawnmower that’s out of fuel but someone is still trying to start it desperately. wroomgfhhhbrrr wroommgrbhhhrrr

[yrsonpurpose]

Mary & George (2024) Episode 3 'Not So Much as Love as by Awe'

#mary and george #mary & george #mary and george spoilers #maryandgeorgeedit #nicholas galitzine #george villiers #robert carr #userninz #chrissiewatts #usergayppl #mine* #this being the first gifset i make? likely thing for me to be doing #OHHHH I ATE GOOD W THIS #the tension the hate sex of it all omgkjdhgf #i need them BOTH #robert so down bad even smallpox didnt stop him #the slow touch of the cheek??? okay #right. but who fucked who here. george bffr #crazy things to be saying while hes still inside you but whatever george you gotta do you #i will be making more sets when theres a hd version soon but this is all youre having for now #idk when itll be but dont forget me if everyone else gifs things first :)

[miserye]

The soup I was eating was tomato and tasted and looked similar to the last time I threw up

#tw vomit mention #tw food #I still ate it #chatterye #this is so tmi HAHAHAHDJSJJFJD SORRY #but like the color was the same #and because tomatoes are acidic it made the soup acidic which was similar to my vomit #it really tasted so similar #almost identical #again still ate it #but really threw me off #the bread was ass and my focaccia was banger

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[markscherz]

Hot damn. Great question, I'd love to tell you.

High Fantasy

Look, this rainfrog is called Breviceps bagginsi, so I don't have a lot of choice, now do I?

[src]

Also, I would go with them to the end. Into the very fires of Mordor.

Low Fantasy

Phyllomedusine hylids have a certain weird clown marionette vibe to them. Just look at these Pithecopus rohdei.

[src]

Lovecraftian

The male Rhinoderma darwinii raises his tadpoles in his vocal sac.

Sci-Fi

Gephyromantis pseudoasper sometimes wear handsome stripes—very Space Age™

But more importantly, their calls evoke a battle with laser-blasters.

I filmed this calling male in 2017 at an obscene hour of the morning.

Horror

Trichobatrachus robustus, aka the Hairy Frog, has flanks and thighs covered in weird, hair-like outgrowths that increase oxygen exchange over its skin, and BREAKS ITS FINGERS TO STAB YOU WITH CLAWS MADE OF BONE

[src]

Romance

Breviceps males physically glue themselves to the back-ends of females, and if that's not romance, I don't know what is.

[src]

Comedy

Nyctimantis arapapa are probably amongst the funniest-looking frogs out there.

[src]

Adult

The 'poly' in Polypedates may be a double entendre

[src]

Crime and Mystery

Calyptocephalella gayi is a Galaxy Brain frog.

[src]

Speculative

Myobatrachus gouldii is basically what would happen if you decided to try to build a turtle, but you only had frog pieces in the kit.

[src]

#frogs #animals #zoology #herpetology #literature #Answers by Mark #tzigi #it literally took me an hour and a half to choose frogs for the different genres #so many to choose from #but they have to have the right Vibe® #some I am still not sure about #but a few are definitely Right™ #tumblr ate the original ask #so I had to make do with a screenshot #thankfully it didn't throw away the entire post after all that work

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, in the middle of a Q&A on a live-stream: This person asked what’s the worst thing Steve’s ever done. You wanna take this one, Robin?

Robin: One time he ate a toasted turkey sandwich IN MY BED!! Have you ever seen him eat?! Crumbs everywhere!

Robin: If he wasn’t my soulmate, I would’ve ended it right there

Eddie: Your friendship?

Robin: His life.

#Eddie: One time I woke from a nap and he was eating spaghetti in bed #Robin: Oh my god #Eddie: looked like a massacre #It’s still hilarious that Robin included that she hated how Steve ate his breakfast when she came out #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #robin buckley

[sandeewithtwoe]

Happy Valentines Day! Ink is asking Broomie on a date

Ink belongs to comyet/myebi

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#art #utmv #ink sans #ink x broomie #they got married the same night #everyone was invited #Reaper was the pastor #ink probably ate his ring #his dads were confused but very proud also #i still think is ink is aroace #but specifically cupioromantic and asexual #dating Broomie was supposed to be a joke but then he took a step further and married it

[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: What are the disadvantages of eating a clock? Vox: ...Everything. Alastor: It's time-consuming! Vox: Satan I thought you had some depression era and ate a whole pocket watch. Alastor: Alastor: Who said I didn't?

#based on true events #based on the hunicast video of alastor making dad jokes #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #radiostatic #alastor #alastor the radio demon #vox #hazbin hotel vox #i was alastor in this scenario #except I ate a phone lcd screen #very long story #the clock joke was real but the purpose of it was to seek advice of my lcd consumption #how am i still alive

[puppyeared]

Lmk themed training chopsticks :) hire me Lego

Thank u @ritz-writes for help designing the monkey king and tang chopsticks!

#this isn’t all of them but i just picked which ones I liked the most lol #Cher suggested making macaques have the lantern cause I originally had it shaped like macaques logo #mei and LBD was probably the most fun for me to design #the circlet on wukongs bowl was partly for design and partly so the parts where the circlet curls acts as a chopstick rest #like where u put your chopsticks in the little dents on a noodle bowl yknow #I haven’t used my training chopsticks in fucking years so I had to keep redoing the hand poses. still dont know if its quite right #but when I was a kid my mom had to blow on my food while it was in my mouth bc I ate it while hot and didnt blow on it LOL #my art #myart #doodles #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lmk monkey king #lmk sun wukong #lmk ne zha #lmk nezha #lmk xiaotian #lmk MK #lmk xiaojiao #lmk Mei #lmk golden cicada #lmk tang #lmk lady bone demon #lmk lbd