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phil is a genius at marketing bc he realised that if he turned sponsor segments into saw traps it would compel people to watch. and it's working. every time a segue makes dan look like he wants to die i am enthralled

#fr fr lol #like i dont like watching ads but i DO enjoy watching dan being forced to do stuff....

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#pie chart cos dan is right pie charts ARE camp lol

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relate HEAVILY to phil using his fingers to count lol

#dan being all 'gays cant do maths' and then does mental arithmetic smh all men do is lie #dan and phil #phan #(im doing my part etc)

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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

#u want me to let go???? the thing that killed leonardo da vinci on the titanic???!?

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#beautiful!

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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

#screamss

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JIM JIM JIM YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

#FAV <3 #this is gorgeous

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GET TO KNOW ME ☆ Favorite Films » Trainspotting (1996)

Personality, I mean that's what counts, right? That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin, I mean heroin's got a great fucking personality.

#finally watched this! #10/10 would recommened it was great lol #a LOT of bodily fluids tho pfft

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Song you might know: I Remember

#reallynot a big fan of his recent stuff (too much autotune for me:/) #but his earlier stuff is SO good!!!! #and tyhe whole bangyongguk album is great

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Song you might know: Tan Tara

#only know that one song but i like it lol #also yes i forgot to reblog this earlier oop

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#my dad makes wine infrequently so i think that counts lol

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#id be terrible at it purely because id have to do 3000 retakes cos i would keep messing up words or reading it wrong pfft #my mum is great at reading stories out loud tho!! #she used to read me poetry as a kid and she always has a really lovely rhythm to her voice #i domt think she'd ever do podfics tho pffft #i have never actually listened to a podfic even tho ive alwys been super curious about it!

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#god ALWAYS #as a kid i used to think that headaches were like dirt? on the brain #and i LONGED for someone to open me up and scoop the dirt out so i could be free from the headache lol

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#this film was proper fucked up lol #i enjoyed it tho!

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#yes! #i never noticed the subtitle of this until now i just knew it as legend of the guardians #i dont rly remember much other than it had some really pretty animation shots?

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#...... am i going insane whats happening here lol #why are people voting it's a city am i MISSING something lol?????

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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

#op you are so real for this!!!!!!!