#my dad says all jobs fucking suck for a week or two as ur body adjusts

[leoxxii]

i am on the Verge Of Tears™️

#work. WORK SUCKS ACTUALLY. #ive only been on for about 4-5 hours so far w a break #but today they kept me in for EIGHT #and one break #but THERES NO SITTING DOWN #4 hours of standing?? tolerable #EIGHT HOURS OF NONSTOP STANDING AND WALKING?? #i was literally limping to get back to my room and now that im lying down #my feet fucking HURT. not using them isnt even helping im just DYING over here #i just want to cry im so tired #my dad says all jobs fucking suck for a week or two as ur body adjusts #but MY GOD. #thankfully i have the next two days off to recover #and i shouldn't work more than 6 hours next time i go in #so hopefully they cut me some Fucking Slack im on my knees over here #literally i cannot stand up #😭

[lovelysoulmusic-blog]

i hope you find this when I'm gone.

If there comes a time when I'm no longer here I hope you find this. Usually I keep it in, but I'm at the point of feeling like I might explode if it doesn't come out. I can't stand most of you. I love you because your family but I can't stand most of you. Andrew is a liar and drug addict. You can say weeds harmless all you want and for some I'm sure it's true,but as an addict I know it when I see it. You scream and cry and can't sleep or eat without it. And you lie to cover it up. You smoke inside no matter how much you say you dont. I just listened to you two mins ago open ur door hit your bong in your room. Cough your smoke out and shut the door. You don't understand how it makes me feel. To smell it to not be able to escape it from coming up my vents. Breathe it in. Worse greyson. I drank so heavy and got into drugs to shut out that anxiety and panic you bring in to me every single day because I won't step out of the Fucking house.  You make my life Hell. I hate listening to you scream and curse for hours every night. It's a Fucking video game. And when ur drunk u disgust me. Your part of the reason I hate when men raise their voice in any way. Your a monster and cold and mean. Your heartless and abusive and you don't deserve ashley. Even if she moans threw the house with no respect she's still too good for you. Mom, I love you, but the way you speak is the most fucked up shit. Asking me if I'll feel bad when your dead, telling me everyday that I'm killing you and it's my fault, screaming how you wish you were dead, walking around cursing or worse slamming things and ignoring me. And the way you speak to greyson.... Your the last person I would want to leave him with if I die. I won't put him through what I had to endure. Your just like Jack. Zero respect or care about how you make someone feel. Most grandparents would love to spend a few nights a week with their granskid. For you it's a chore and burdden. We all are as you told me many times how u wish you never had kids. Your abusive as hell. And you put these fucked up patterns and habits and ways of thinking on me and I have to try so Fucking hard not to be like you and I cry all the time in fear and exhaustion trying not to become you. I know you don't know better because of your mom. But I hope to break this toxic killer cycle so my son doesn't wish he was dead all the time like me. It's true what they say, ur parents voice becomes ur voice in ur head. That's why I'm overwhelmed and sucidal, why I have an eating disorder all the time, when I get jobs u say of course because ur pretty.... Fuck the fact I have years experience or my personality, it's all about how I look. I pitty you but I also resent you. you never learned how to be a parent, and it wasn't my job to be one to you, that's why Erin hates u, you don't know how to be a loving mom. Dad, I know you wanted to love me, but Iyou suck at it. You don't respect woman at all and it sucked I had to be a daughter to a man who doesn't believe in woman rights. You belittled me. You always made me feel like I need something wrong with me for attention and love. Your pitty  parties and poor me all the time somehow got in my head. I too sit in my own shit and want people to care about me when I am. Everyone has problems and it's not other people's problem to fix. Take care of your own Fucking self for a change. You didn't have kids so we can take care of you. That's not how it works. I'm sorry your mom did it to you but grow up. Marissa, there isn't much to say here. When I was little I always looked up to you, but u would lecture me for ever. And I would be scared to call you. I always felt less then you and like u  looked down on me. I know ur mom was hard on u. But u did it back to me. What hurt the most and still makes me feel like. 10 year old kid inside is how much I miss you and how abandoned I felt. I still tear up thinking about it. It makes me feel like a child again. But I just miss you all the time. Ricky, I use to look up to you. I thought you walked on water. But you always looked at me as only partly ur sister. I always felt your absence until one day I stopped caring. You care from a far but I know u judge everything I do and I'm not important enough to talk to and iv given up trying to have anything. I mean I say that and want to mean it. But u missed saying happy birthday last year. 26.... I thought about not saying it to you... But I still did. I'm mad at myself for caring about someone who doesn't care about me. Erin.... This is hard. Because of anyone could remotely understand how I feel living at Jack's it would be you. And I'm glad for that. But you drain me. Everything is always about you. Even when you help me it's focused on you. You resent me because u say people care about me but In truth I just give everything I have inside of me to try to help them until I have nothing. And I'm not talking about money things. We all know I never have it. I give my time, which I can never get bavk. I give my heart. I listen without judging even when I want to do that so I can be t here. I invest my emotions into people like you so much that by the time I'm done talking I feel so drained inside and empty. That won't make sense to you because I can call u historically crying and u say oh I'm sorry and turn it about you. You don't suffer inside when someone around you is and I do. I also hate you for James. You told me once about how he raped you. Got in ur head made u feel certain low emotions and manipulated people around you. Yet you let him around me. He commented on my ass when I was a 14 year old kid... Yet you did nothing. He used yourselfishness  to keep control over me. He said "you know how ur sister is, she won't forgive you, your whole family will hate you" and because you let him in my life when I was just a kid I trusted him. I believed him. I was never more alone and stuck them those few months. Until finally it sent me over the edge. Your brought him into my life when I was young as an adult I could trust and he gained my trust and faith and used it all against me until I was so fucked in the head and completely alone inside. I will never be the same from that and it's partly your fault. Your still doing it though. You hate yourself so much your staying with a man who's not good for you. Your so selfish u can't see there is nothing wrong with your son except for you. The way you speak to him... It's as bad as mom with us. The way u parent... He's not a chore. The man u brought in doesn't care about him but u care about their family. He's alone. HE isn't bad with me ... THat's how I know it's not fucking adhd or  autism.... He's just not being brought up cared about. I wish I could do more for him. I wish you broke the habits mom gave us. But you will never do it until you stop feeling so sorry for youself. Your not bad, but you need to grow up and move forward and ur stuck. 

at the end of the day everything led me to become the person I am. And to be honest I tell people I love who I am but now I'm a mother I dont. Because I see it. I see the way I speak or crazy thoughts, I see how overwhelmed I get, short tempered, the self hatred and self loathing. The proudest things about me are the things iv fought so hard to be the opposite of you guys. I notice them though... And that's the first step to breaking these generational curses our family has. I hate who I am to my core but I'm working on changing it. To not numb it with drugs and alcohol. The worst part about all of you is you all left. Andrew with school then emotionally just not here. Mom WIth work then emotionally too. Dad left the state. Marissa left the state and started a family and forgot me. RIcky, idr when it broke off I was so young when u left. And Erin school and then moved away. I know it's stupid to think we stay together we are all grown and have a life and responsabilties but I was left alone too young. Crying out every time u guys left chasing your car's begging to not be alone. To feel loved. Maybe if I was better or quieter or sweeter or anything you would stay. I took your absence as a lack of love because there was no other way for a kid to take it. And that's why even though I think about killing myself every single day and I slice my body and starve myself. I hate every part of me, I choose to stay. I fight so hard to stay off drugs I want to just use and die with, why I try so hard to break the fucked up cycles. Because my son. To be honest I resent him at times because he's the reason I can't just die. Why I have to try so hard. Because I love him with everything I have in me and I won't have him grow up feeling how I did it feeling abandoned. He's everything. Him and jackson. They are my heart and my goals. 

I could make a list ten times longer about the good each of you gave me and maybe one day I will but the bad I push down and hide for so long I wanna scream and try so hard to act like it doesn't exist mostly because I know u all had your own family curses passed down and you did ur best with what you knew but I wish any of you stopped and looked and saw and tried to do better. maybe it's not ur time or responsibility in this life. MayBe this burden falls on me. BUt I'll tell you what I'm tired of the fight. And I'm mad you gave it to me. 

[magicalcreeks]

Cargo Car Confessions

Day 1: October 15 -First Time-

Summary: When Kenny ditches his bad date he relies on Stan and weed to make him feel better, even if that required them sharing embarrassing confessions and perhaps a kiss.

I’m so excited for @stenny-week and in some places it’s October 15th already so i wanted to post early! Please enjoy!

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Stan had just stolen the ball from Cartman, blocking him from behind as he clutched the ball in his chest before thrusting it forward in a successful pass. Kyle caught the ball with ease— that was just one of the many perks to being on the basketball team— then he jumped off his back foot to slam dunk the ball into the hoop. The force of the dunk caused the hoop to shutter. it loosened the black sticky tape used to keep the hoop together after years of abuse and neglect.

“This is bullshit!” Cartman huffed with a healthy sheen of sweat coating his face, giving him the appearance of grease-soaked tomato.

“Sorry, dude. We won.” Stan stopped the ball with his foot then picked it up with his hands. Kyle did his winning trot towards Stan, holding his hand out for a high five, “good job, man.”

Cartman wasn’t done with his childish protest, “well!” He began, searching for the words he wanted to say before stammering at the two pairs of eyes staring at him, “well...” again, he struggled, wishing Kenny was here to back him up.

“It’s not a fair game because Kenny isn’t here!” A-ha, he got them now. Kyle and Stan moved over to the bench where Kyle dabbed his forehead and neck with the towel he brought with him. Stan tossed him an extra Gatorade.

“Kenny’s not here because he’s on a date.”

“Exactly, which means we’re down a player, which also means it’s not fair game.”

Stan and Kyle exchanged a look.

“Whatever, dude.”

“Ya know what, screw you guys! I’m going home!” Was Cartman’s declaration. He kicked aside an empty can of beer left by either upperclassmen or a drunken adult. It was hard to tell nowadays.

Kyle rolled his eyes, pushing up a stack of curls that have fallen from his loose bun, “you can’t go home, fatass, all of our shit is at your house.”

“Can’t hear you! I’m busy going home, you gaywads!”

Stan felt three pulses from his pocket, ignoring his friends bickering to divert his attention to the texts he was receiving. His body shifted sideways on the bench, heart racing with excitement as he half expected the texts to be from Wendy. Perhaps she wanted to get back together even though they broke up in middle school. She made it clear that she had no intention of being his boyfriend, even going out with Token of all people, until he suddenly had some sexual awakening; realizing he would rather suck dick instead of being with one of the hottest girls in school.

He rolled his eyes hard, taking on one of Kyle’s many mannerisms as he recalled past events. Cartman and Kyle’s idle chatter sounded nothing more than muffled sounds— like someone yelling behind a thick glass. Stan unlocked his phone.

Kenny: Hey, man, you busy?

Kenny: wanna meet me at our spot?

Kenny: nvm, ur probs with Kyle and Cartfuck—

A quiet chuckle escaped Stan’s parted lips. He continued to read the text:

Kenny: — u know where I am. Ps. I got weed ;)

His eyes glossed over those messages more times then Stan could count, “Stan? Stan? What the hell are you smiling at? It’s kinda creepy.”

Kyle was left standing in front of him with a slight concern dampening his features. The towel he’d previously used now slung around his neck, pale and covered with speckles of faint brown freckles.

“Uh...” Stan licked his lips, contemplating an excuse he could tell his best friend and have it sound believable. They knew each other like the back of their hands. Literally. He pocketed his phone, rubbing sweaty palms on his sweats.

The weather in South Park had been warmer than usual considering it was the middle of October. While Halloween decor met the eyes of anyone passing through their neighborhood, some houses started early with stabbing turkey and pilgrim lawn ornaments in their front yards. Global warming, said Randy like a scratched record over their dreaded dinners. According to him, it was real and ready to fuck us raw in the ass.

Kyle tapped his foot impatiently for an answer, hands resting subconsciously on his hips. His posture resembling one of his mothers when she was about to scowl them. Stan snorted.

“I gotta go, uh, my sister wants me to pick her up a box of tampons?” As he spoke aloud it sounded more ridiculous then it had in his head. What the hell, Stan? Your sisters in college you dumb fuck.

“She’s back for Halloweengivings... My parents thought it would be better to combine both holidays. Nothing better than carving a pumpkin and shoveling down cranberry sauce.”

Kyle blinked, “Uh, okay?”

“Great!” Stan shot up from his seat, giving Kyle a pat on the shoulder, “I’ll text you later, dude!”

He walked with a quickened pace, afraid that Kyle would try to stop him for questions. Sometimes he nagged more than he realized, even though he was only trying to be a good friend. A rain of guilt washed over Stan for lying to Kyle. He lied before. Plenty of times actually.

Once safely around the corner of the block, Stan made haste to Kenny doing god knows what by himself when he was supposed to be on his date with Tammy. Without a doubt she was hot, returning to South Park after moving to California. When she returned she developed an ego bigger than Cartman’s ass, along with an attitude comparing to none of the other girls in their grade. California changes people. Too bad she was still a slut.

At least that’s what the girls said.

Stan slowed his walking. He sniffed the burning grass as he approached their spot— the abandoned railway just minutes away from Kenny’s house. Tilting his head up at one of the many cargo cars rusted from years of weather damaged, he recognized the graffiti drawn on the sides. As well as the smell.

“You got a head start without me, asshole?” His voice echoed through the abandoned field of cars, picking up a rock to chuck at the rusted door. It bounced off the metal with a loud hallowed clink.

“Stan the man.” Kenny pulled the door aside, greeting his friend with widespread arms. Stan felt his heart thump.

“Move aside.” He hoisted his body up, then knee crawled over to his respective end of the car. Stan knocked aside the junk they collected; consisting of empty bottles of wine stolen from his dad, single cans of beer Kenny snagged from Kevin’s pack which steadily grew into a rather nice collection for them, darts, slingshots, and a bunch of other shit.

Kenny closed the door after Stan was in. Instead of relying on the crack of light from the setting sun, the inside of the car was illuminated with a string of Christmas lights connected to a lengthy power cord hooked up to Kenny’s house. Together they had made the perfect “man” cave.  

“I thought you were on a date,” Stan said, knees hugging his chest as if he was intruding in the space they created together. Those nauseating butterflies returned to flutter around his stomach.

“I was, then I left.” Kenny passed over the joint sloppily rolled together as if he had done it halfheartedly to quickly get the relief he desired. Stan was no expert at rolling anything. Even he knew it wasn’t his best work.

Kenny hooked a section of his sandy blonde hair behind his ear, exposing the multiple piercings neatly aligned on his outer lobe. He’s done all his piercings himself. Stan bummed off the joint. He attempted to quiet his mind from the indirect kiss from Kenny by smoking it out with the burning kush.

“She’s a bitch. There’s a big difference between being with her to get my dick sucked and actually pursuing a relationship.” Kenny spoke with a bitterness behind his words, “I don’t know. I thought it would be easier to ask her out considering we had a thing before. She’s changed.”

Stan shrugged, slouching back with eased muscles as the joint burned slowly between his fingers, “so you text me?”

A lopsided grin stretched across Kenny’s face, showing off the tooth missing from an accident he had when they were kids and crooked teeth unfixed from his families lack of money to get him braces.

“Of course! You’re my best friend after all. Besides, you wouldn’t judge me like Kyle would.”

“Yeah...” Stan’s voice trailed, eyes following the posters they tapped on the car walls, “he can’t help himself.”

“Yeah, he really can’t.”

They sat in the comfortable silence they created, the two of them passing the blunt back and forth until it became roach and they could no longer smoke it. Their minds were hazed yet relaxed. Nowadays drugs were the only thing able to ease their teenage minds from the angst and stress. Stan found this to be his only escape from the suffering thoughts thanks to his depression and anxiety. Kenny smoked for his own reasons. He just wanted to chill from time to time.

“I thought you were Wendy.” He spoke slow and a bit sluggish, tongue untied and free.

“I thought you were over her, man. She’s no good for you.”

“I love her...” Stan admitted, clutching the fabric on his grey sweats between his hands. He still loved her, he always will.

Kenny spun the dart between his fingers, eyes locked on the boy across from him.

“I could... distract you.” His offer did not go without the flush of red spreading across his cheeks.

“I’m not... I’m not gay.” Stan’s throat tightened and suffocated his words.

“Neither am I... I mean... I think everyone is hot. Guys, Girls, and those in between.” Kenny admitted, crawling over towards Stan to take a seat next to him. They were close enough in the cargo car that Stan could smell the scent of aftershave emitting from Kenny’s body. He felt his stomach twist and turn at two things. Kenny’s confession and the fact they were so close to one another.

He was hot, funny, and Stan could always be himself around him. Instead of Kenny judging or trying to diagnosis his problems like Kyle, Wendy, or his parents, he was allowed to rant and cry out of frustration. They related to each other. Their lives at home sucked just as bad as their friends.

Stan was not gay. From what he knew he was straight with only a few gay mishaps. An embarrassing mishap being the time he got a boner during a sleepover at Kyle’s house. He accidentally walked in on him changing and caught a glimpse of everything. They swore to never speak of it for the sake of not making their sleepover painfully awkward, but Stan could not shake the mental image from his mind as he used his imagination to relieve himself once Kyle had fallen asleep.

Then there was that one time when he was still on the football team and they traveled to Denver to play against their best high school team. He was sharing a room with Craig, Clyde, and Token— to his utter despair since they only spoke in inside jokes which made Stan feel like an outsider. Stan discovered a gay magazine that must have fallen out of one of their bags. While they were fucking around in the pool he stayed behind in the room and allowed his curiosity to roam. He liked what he saw.

Kenny inched closer, resting a hand on Stan’s thigh but doing nothing more because he did not want to do anything if Stan wasn’t comfortable. He did like Stan. A lot.

In those seconds they both sobered up, blue eyes meeting a mysterious purple, adding to the many features Stan loved about him.

“I- I never kissed a guy before.”

Kenny chuckled, “it’s just like kissing a girl, except... Girls taste sweeter. Sort of like fruit because they wear chapstick and shit. Except for Craig-”

“Wait, you kissed Craig?” Stan questioned in disbelief. The weird competition he and Craig had with one another flaring like a newly lit flame ignited from jealousy.

“Spin the bottle. He tasted like a fucking fruitcake.”

Stan chewed on his lower lip. “Since we’re confessing I only kissed Wendy once... And Kyle. We practiced on each other when we were kids.”

“I thought you said you never kissed a guy?”

“T-That doesn’t count! We’re like super best friends so it wasn’t a real kiss!” Stan felt himself get defensive, not appreciating the skeptical looks Kenny was giving him. It was completely normal and not gay for friends to practice on one another.

“Chill, I’m joking-“

Stan silenced him with a kiss. Tensions melted away at the contact of their lips. Kenny tasted as sweet as old candy, also weed. Creating a strange yet familiar flavor. His tongue swept the bottom of his lip, making Stan look more confident than what he was.

Kenny pressed in, moving his tongue around for an entrance into his mouth. Their kiss was sloppy, awkward— because of the angle they were in— but exhilarating.

When they pulled apart for air, Stan was as winded as he was during his game with Kyle and Cartman. He had never experienced a kiss quite like that.

“How was I...?” What else could he say? He and Kenny just kissed for fucksake! Was he going to say thank you?

“Kissing Kyle really helped.” Kenny joked, nearly falling to his side from the playful shove from Stan.

“You weren’t so bad either. That was like my first real kiss, dude, so I guess you took my kissing virginity.”

“You’re so lame.”

Stan flipped him off, hugging his body with his hands. He just kissed Kenny. Him and Kenny, lips locked, in full make out. What were they now?

“You okay?” Kenny pried one of Stans' hands out from his weird human arm wrap, playing with his fingers before sliding his own in between. There was no way he could know how Stan feels now but he only dreamed about being his boyfriend, fantasizing about the pathetic crush he had since they were 13 years old.

“So are we dating?” Stan blurted. He was unable to look at Kenny’s eyes just in case he said no or something else which might break his heart for the second time.

“I would say we are... if you want too. We don’t have to tell the guys yet if you’re not ready.”

“So...” his tone a childlike whisper, “I guess this means I’m gay? Do I have to have, like, a big coming out party.”

Kenny smiled, “you don’t have to put a label on everything. Look at me. Who cares if you’re straight, gay, or bi. Be with whoever makes you happy.”

Stan nodded. He unraveled from his hold around his body to lean into Kenny, holding his hand tight. Right now he didn’t want to think. He just wanted to close his eyes and enjoy the moment.

“I’m going to punch Craig for kissing you, I hope you know that.” He murmured, knocking his shoe against Kenny’s.

“It was two years ago, babe. Besides, I would much rather kiss my boyfriend then Tucker.”

Stan’s heart raced again. Boyfriend. That’s right. They were boyfriends now. The title sounded like music to his ears.

Eat shit Craig Tucker.

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#the tea is i wont have time to post this tomorrow #oops! #let me know what you think peeps #stenny week begins #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #stenny week

[nintxndos]

an nsfw ask meme (hide ur eyes kiddos)

I was looking through my blog and saw I answered this ask meme back in 2016 and the answers are preeetttyyyy different so I thought i would give it a go again

1. Are you a virgin? nope havent been for a hot minute now

2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? Yes ive mentioned it to my bff a few times lmfao

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? Yeah my fucking dad (actually it may have been an sti but still)

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? nope lmfao

5. Do you swear under celibacy? nah man

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to? ugh back in 2016 not a good time tbh

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? nope

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? Yeah my parents when I was 5 amd I still remember it vividly

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? yes I quite enjoy it tbh

10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? the couch in my boyfriends parents house when everyone was home

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? car sex bc I dont want grass in my asshole

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? probably 14 or 15

13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"? yes I really love it too

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) I dont know?

15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) didnt know this was a thing tbh lmfao

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? gonna take a guess and say no

17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) clitoral

18. What is your bra/penis size? 38DD

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? yes

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? a boys dick ayyy

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? rough sex gets me fucked UP (though intimate is nice too)

22. When was the last time you masturbated? uhhh 2 days ago maybe?

23. When was the last time you had sex? god two weeks ago and im dying i swear

24. When was the last time you watched porn? a few days ago maybe

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? yes i have y first was a little blue bullet and the most recent is a vibrating dildo

26. Guys: Circumsized? not male

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? thighs and neck fuckkk

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? the clit baby!!

29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? nope though wow good for the ladies who can

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? blue panties and a floral bra

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? absolutely

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? nope

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? nope

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? nope

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? maybe a week or so ago?

36. Which wet dream was your favorite? not sharing lmfao

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? well im currently dating my best friend of 7/8 years

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? yes

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? yeah

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? no :'----( I dont even wanna fuck in the shower I just want my back washed

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? honestly i love missionary

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? Fuck yes

43. Are you into any BDSM? god yeah

44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? yes because we live 3 hours away 😪😪

45. Turn on's? choking, spanking, being called names, ropes

46. Turn off's? age play is a no go

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? yes i have and since we started dating absolutely not

48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? yes like all the time the (since he lives 3 hours away)

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? uhhh I cant think of anything right now tbh

50. Do you like dirty talk? oh fuck yeah

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? usually quiet bc i have to but I love being loud for my boyfriend

52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? yeah someone came downstairs and started yelling abt something, also my bf and I were fucking on the couch and the remote fell over

53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story? god my exs mom walked in right after I gave him a blow job and she was like "what are you kids doing?"

54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? bruh my bf and i were trying to fuck and we had to watch his sisters dog (like in the room) and she started trying to sniff his ass it was so fucking funny he jumped off me

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? I dont really watch porn anymore tbh

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) leabian for sure

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? uhhh threesome I think

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? dude this man had a pizza around his dick and the chicks grandpa deadass had a heartattack and she still rode him

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? chris evans tbh (older by a hot second)

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? I quite like my purple dildo

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex? nah

62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? nope and probably never will

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? yes for my boyfriend anytime but not for any of yall sorry

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them? yes my bf is a fan of them

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? no bc I have real orgasms (finally!!!)

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? yes I tell my bf and we have phone sex at least once a week

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) yeah I kinda have to

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? when i was 15 I was literally sitting on a closed toilet in my house bc I shared a room at the time w my sister so i had no choice

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way) nah I can do clitoral, clitoral/penatrative, and just penetration

70. Favorite type of oral? the kind w his tongue on my pussy?

71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried? havent really done any strange positions

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion? not that I'm aware of

73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? vaginal i fucking hate anal

74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal? clitoral

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? I love being a whiny sub

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? yes

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them? god yes that is why I usually masturbate

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? yes and absolutely not

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? yes and no

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner? not while we were dating no, but ive had sex w people who arent him

81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? yes

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's? nope though ive had a scare or two

83. Birth control or condoms? birth control

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? not really anymore

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? yes and not really?

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? yup

87. Do you have any STDs? nope

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity? yeah when i was like 15/16

89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"? nope never even played bc its lame

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? I swallow if he cums in my mouth but i love getting it on my faceeee

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? nope and yes

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? no

93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? yes

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious? intended bc thats the only way we ever had sex unfortunately

95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? nah

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? yeah I literally called my best friend (current boyfriend)

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? yes

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? yes!! we dont live together and we are constantly horny it sucks!!!!

99. Do you like masturbation? eh

100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes? nope sorry

#mine #ask meme #meme #ask #ns/fw

[kl4us4]

A NIGHT OUT (Bellamy Blake x Reader)

Request: a modern au with Bellamy where your both stressed bc of ur workload so one night spontaneously he takes your kids to O’s and sets out a really nice dinner w candles and he just wants to show u how much he appreciates u being his wife an all and it’s really cute and fluffy but then like ends in smut, if you could :) Please and thankyou!

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The office is always extremely busy this time of year. And your poor husband Bellamy wasn’t doing good either. His workload has doubled after getting a well-earned promotion and he hasn’t had a break in so long. And even when the two of you picked up your young children from school, being parents is a job of it’s own.

The tension in your neck hasn’t left your neck all month. You’ve been tossing and turning at night, unable to sleep due to all the unfinished work that was still on your mind. Like every December, things are even more rushed than they usually are due to the holidays. And work was no exception. 

You sigh, looking at your watch. He should be there soon. It’s Friday and you and Bell have a different routine than you do during the week. Usually you would finish earlier than him and would be picking the kids up from school at 3:15. However, you take the train to work on Friday as it’s your late day and you’re forced to stay at work until the office closes at 8. 

So, being the amazing man he is, Bellamy picks you up with the kids. Just as you tuck the chair into your desk, your phone lights up and buzzes his name. You check the message. 

 8:03pm  FROM: Bell❤️ Hey baby, can’t wait to see u, I’m outside waiting xx 

Smiling, you send him a message back. 

 8:03pm TO: Bell❤️  I’ll be right down❤️ xx 

 Sighing contently, you walk from your office and say goodbye to a few coworkers before you head out into the cold night. Your eyes search for Bell’s car and you spot it immediately. 

 Heading for it, you furrow your eyebrows when you notice your kids aren’t in the back seat. That’s odd. He usually loves taking them to your work. Opening the car door, you take a seat. 

 "Hi.“ He gives you a smile, placing a hand on your thigh as he leans in to give you a big kiss. You kiss back, loving how this time there’s no shouts of ‘Ew! Boys have cooties!’ and 'Gross!’ from the back seats. 

When he pulls back, you look at him skeptically, your eyes narrowed at his wide smile. "Where’s Aurora and Oliver?” You wonder, curiously. 

 He raises his eyebrows, putting the car into gear before driving away from your work. “I took them to O’s for the night.” He states simply. 

 "Oh, okay.“ You nod, looking out the window. Maybe your skepticism was for nothing. You turn back to him, asking bluntly. "Why?" 

 Smirking, Bellamy shrugs his shoulders and keeps driving. "You’ll see." 

When you finally arrive home, you sigh happily. You’re so ready to get into bed and sleep all weekend. Reaching for the door, Bellamy stood you. "Wait,” he says urgently before stepping out of the car, “Wait in the car." 

 You furrow your eyebrows, wondering if something’s wrong. But all Bell does is rush to your side of the car to open the door himself. He holds out his hand for you, making you roll your eyes playfully. "You’re crazy.” You tell him, grabbing his hand and shutting the car door. 

 "For you.“ He smiles cheekily, leaning in to place another kiss on your lips. You close your eyes, smiling into it as his hand holds yours tightly. "C'mon.” He smiles, gesturing to your house. 

 Opening yet another door for you, Bellamy sets his keys aside and turns to take your handbag from your shoulder. You can’t help but smile at his odd behaviour as you anticipate what’s yet to come. Holding your hand, Bellamy takes you towards the kitchen. 

When the lights turn on, you’re legitimately shocked. Your eyes widen and your jaw drops when you see the dining table all set and scattered with rose petals. He walks over to the table, grabbing the lighter and lighting up candles as you take your coat off. 

 "Wow, Bellamy.“ You shake your head, a massive smile on your face as you look at your husband. "This is perfect." 

 "I know you’re having a stressful time so I wanted to do something special.” He gives you a smile, playing with the end of his black tie bashfully. “Dinner’s nearly ready, by the way.” He notes as he walks over to the oven. 

 "You left the often on this whole time?“ You question him, sitting down in your seat. 

 Bell freezes as he takes the tray from the hot oven, "Is that something you’re not supposed to do…?” He wonders with a laugh. You shake your head, making eye contact with him as he sets it down. “Oh well, the house didn’t burn down.”  

You laugh, watching him with such admiration and love as he prepares the two meals. He walks over, setting one down in from of you before he takes a seat. “Thank you.” You tell him as he pours some champagne into your glass. “You’re perfect. You really are." 

 He smiles at your compliment, lifting his glass up. "To me and my perfection.” He jokes making you laugh. “To us.” He taps his glass with yours, taking a sip.

 "To us.“ You smile.

“No, seriously!” You laugh, “She said that to my bosses face.”

Bellamy’s eyes widen, shaking his head as you tell him about yet another crazy day at work. One of your colleagues had quit today and she refused to leave without giving Mr. Shumway a piece of her mind.

“Is she crazy?” He wonders, taking another sip from his glass, “I mean, I’ve met the guy at the Christmas party and I have to admit he’s kinda… scary.”

You laugh at him, narrowing your eyes at him in fain shock, “Bellamy Blake is intimidated by another male?!”

His eyes widen, “Sh, don’t let everyone know I’m not the manliest of all males.” He jokes, loving the way you’re smiling and letting go, especially after such a rough week. Noticing you’re done, Bellamy picks up both your plates.

"Amazing, as always.” You compliment his cooking skills. Whenever he cooks for the family, it’s always so good. The kids definitely prefer dads cooking over moms.

 He takes a bow, holding his empty plate in his hand. “Thank you, thank you.” Standing up, you take the knives and forks to the sink but Bell stops you by standing in front of the sink, “No, I’m doing everything tonight, babe.”

You chuckle, snaking your arms around him to place the cutlery inside the sink. He smiles down at you as your body presses against his and it quickly turns from innocent to heated. Bellamy has his arms around your waist, slowing tracing lower to cup your bum. You can't help but giggle childishly when his hand squeezes, and he looks at you with an evil grin. He leans down slightly, letting his lips reach your ear. "Tonight," he whispers, "It's all about you." Closing your eyes, you let out a quiet hum. 

"You're too good to me." You reply, looking up as you stand on your tippytoes. Connecting your lips to his warm neck, you begin kissing and sucking hoping to leave hickeys that'll last all weekend. 

 Your hips thrust into his slightly, starting a hot rhythm of rubbing and rutting against one another. Seeing you so eager to be on him, Bellamy can feel himself getting harder with each second that passes. Kneeling slightly, Bell hooks his hands under your legs and lifts you onto the clean bench top.

 Leaning back on your hands, you plant your wide eyes on him, excitement shooting through every vein in your body. His fingertips search your body starting from your knees, up to your thighs, and past your hips. 

 He quickly takes off and disposes of your shirt, leaving you in your black bra. It's nothing fancy as you didn't expect this amazing night to happen but Bellamy admires you nevertheless, loving the way you look no matter what. "Fuck, I love you." He states in astonishment. You laugh at him as he unzips your pencil skirt, pushing it to the floor as you slip your heels off. 

 "Your turn." You tell him, sitting up and reaching over to take his shirt off. 

But before you can do so, Bellamy steps back. "Shh," he closes his eyes, a faint and cheeky smile on his lips, "Lay back, baby." 

 You do as you're told, leaning back and keeping your eyes on your husband. His thick arms stretch to remove his shirt slowly and you savour every moment of it. He's in amazing shape. His long hair flops over the shirt that he then throws onto the ground with all your other clothes. 

 Bellamy looks you up and down, loving the way you look, on the kitchen bench with no clothes, waiting for Bellamy to make another move. Hopping onto the bench himself, Bell hovers over you as his hips make contact with yours in a grind. You can feel his hard member grazing your thigh as he continues to grind on you.

 Each time he presses against your clit, somewhat giving you relief. His hands then travel to your bra, unclipping the back before he runs his hands over your sensitive nipples. His hands massage your breasts, making you let out quiet moans as you feel yourself getting wetter for him. But you need more. 

 Without a single pause Bellamy pulls back, removes your underwear and spreads your legs open over the bench. Looking up at you from between your legs, Bellamy gives you a smirk before placing a gentle kiss upon your hot entrance. You squirm, wanting to feel some relief already. This just makes him smile even more and you get no warning before he begins licking up and down your slit. 

 "Yes, Bellamy." You hum, dragging out the words much to his pleasure. His tongue dips in and out of you before he sucks on your clit, making you moan loudly. It sends a shiver through your legs so he does it again and again and again. 

 "Louder. I want the neighbours to hear." He states, pulling away slightly as he smirks up at you. Shaking your head, you smile down at him with amusement. He moves his fingers to your clit as he continues to make you moan.

"Bellamy," you breathe out, getting his attention as his hand rests under your breast. 

 "Tell me what you want, babe. I’ll give you anything." He smirks, getting so close that his nose brushes against yours. 

You lean up, pressing your lips against his in a heated, passionate kiss. Bell presses his tongue against yours, holding each side of your face in his big hands. 

 You pull back, listening to the way you're both breathing slightly heavily. "I want you." 

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[yumenosakiacademy]

tldr: i hav 2 take my driving test tomorrow and wake up early again bc of the stupid driving company making a mistake (writing the wrong date down by accident n never doublechecking/realizing in the TWO weeks they had) n they dont except refunds (bc theyre disgusting and running a scummy business, w how much theyve effed up)

that fucking shithole of a driving company told us “oh sry we wrote down the wrong date so u hav to do ur test at a later date aka tomorrow <:9″ and this is the third (3rd) time theyve wronged us(guy arrived late one day then they rescheduled last minute for one of my lessons (they literally called the Night before the lesson)) and im so angry bc i dont wanna lose more sleep 2mrw like 2day n i was like “nana this is effed up i demand a refund. let’s call them. dad can take me on saturday for Free” (bc nana paid $85 for this guy to drive me to the test bc she sucks ass and is stupid as hell) but nana said their policy says no refunds like... excuse me? excuse me?? THEY messed up and we still have to pay even when we’re Done w them??? 

and nana said that we cant just take her car to the test today bc “im not used to the car n prob cant use it” bc the last time i used her car i did badly bc i was angry that she forced me to drive her somewhere after id JUST had a driving lesson like 10 minutes prior (also i 1. hate nana so i hated driving w her 2. wasnt used to her car’s shape/sensitive gas pedal) n she told me no even after i suggested we drive around w her car a lil so i can get a lil used to it b4 going to the test n we got into an argument bc i was PISSED and screaming bc i HATED this stupid motherfucking company for being a scam fuckover and that we should Demand a refund no matter what n i dont wanna wake up early 2mrw n lose more sleep n she was liike “well mayb u should go to bed earlier then” all haughty as if it’s even easy for me to fall asleep, like the other night when i felt tired n had a FEVER n tried 2 go to bed 3 hrs early n laid there for over an hr/hr n a half bc my body just cant fall asleep like!! it’s not that simple!! n bc i was rightfully angry but to the point of yelling bc i was so angry, she kept calling me a baby and (in a mocking tone) “aw, does baby need its bottle? or its diaper changed~?” and i swear to god i wanted to punch her. i was willing. she does that shit all the TIME to rile ppl up and i hate her so much and i kept telling her to shut up n she was all “do u think it’s fair to scream [at her?] bc of this grow up yknow what u need to do? grow up n come into reality n get a JOB n wake up at 8 am for SCHOOL” bc she makes every conversation somehow abt me getting a job/going to college (die) and i was screeching and angry and clenching my fist 

and mom came in to yell at me to stop and i closed the door on her saying it was OUR discussion bc it rly was and i told mom what happened n she was kinda pissed too n shared the sentiment of just having dad take me but told me to calm down n cmon n i was like “I WANNA SLAP THEM SILLY” n my fist was clenched n i was shaking w anger n prob abt to cry bc yelling does tht to me n she was like “that’s alright/fine” or w.e said in her own terms n nana was like “that’s actually Not fine--” but mom ushered me out of the room n back to dad’s bedroom while reasssuring nana that i was going/done as if i was some hassle or dumb problem and i was kinda annoyed by that but i Was being a dumb ball of rage but anyway that driving company doesnt deserve our family’s money n nana is a dumb piece of impatient and money-wasting SHIT i stand by that, bitch.

#my throat hurts so much from screaming and screeching in anger guhhh i could go 4 some vanilla ice cream rn thatd b top #dad called after i txted him what happened (he told me 2 txt him my results) but i was kinda crying/tearing up n aWreck so i had 2 call back #swearing #diary #nana tag

[cloudcreates]

i saw only a few draws of yanya but i want to know more about him :

kicks the door in WELL my friend ur in LUCK bc i have a LOT of shit abt yanya to talk abt

let’s kick it off with his backstory SHALL WE

so ! yanyas a lil kitsune boi raised in a little village in the outskirts of karnosea on famia, we dont have a name for it yet its not important w/e ANYWAY

he was BORN in a bigger town in central karnosea which i also dont have a name for but its also not important, what IS important is that he was a happy lil gremlin for most of his little babby years until he hit about elementary school where all the other kids’ parents started teaching them to be racist towards orcs and kitsunes and lizardfolk n shit! so they started being little shits towards him. which made him not like being in fox shape around them anymore. or in general.

so when his mums, shiranuit, a kitsune barbarian, and resnerina, a half-orc witch, were like “fuck that shit,” they moved away to that much smaller settlement, made up almost Entirely of rarer races like catfolk and wyvaran, and also orcs and ogres and stuff yea

and things were p alright! yanyas mums love him Very Much ok i love them and i love him and they all love each other. shiranuit works as a weaponsmith, and resnerina works as a luthier. so when u mashed their work together, u got yanya, a skald, or Basically a rage bard, who makes all his weapons and instruments, bc he makes his weapons into instruments, and vice versa.

his first weapon in game was a heavy mace that doubled as a guitar! it was crafted from metal ofc but its body was in the shape of a cow skull bc that shit’s metal. on one side was the guitar all strung up, and on the other he’d flip it around and it’s just Covered in spikes for him to beat the shit out of whatever 8)c

he uses his music to express himself. even with cure and mending magic, destroying things and lashing out and being aggressive all the time doesn’t make him feel good, so he’ll usually just turn to screaming out some sick tunes instead. his music’s very important to him.

moving back to early life however! he moved on through school pretty easy. i mean. not Entirely too easily bc the boy’s dumb as a brick so w/e he just. he didnt flunk out at the very least ok Cs get degrees anyway

and when he was abt.. 16, 17, he met ash!  his first..and Only girly friend who’s also a kitsune, and a gunslinger! between the two of them, she’s kind of.. the ‘brains’ but. even then she’s not like, super smart. it’s just.. not hard to be smarter than yanya w/ that sweet 7 WIS and 10 INT score lmfao. she’s plenty clever tho!

around this time yanya and ash didn’t go to school, they travelled around their local part of karnosea causing a little trouble here and there bc well. they’re of chaotic alignment. however! chaotic good alignment, so they really only gave hell to..racists 8) .. bc fuck em

the thing is though, while yanya had two mums that loved him a lot, ash didn’t. she had one mum that sucked a bunch and constantly berated her, and yanya knew, it was partially why they spent so much time just carting around wildly, having fun, bc yanya knew she deserved better!

as a side note, karnosea is neighboring artorias, which is the Big Capital of famia, where Queen Azaroa has opened a bard college! probably the best and most chattered abt all over the world tbh. you can bet yanya’s heard of it by now, being as musically inclined as he is, and has always sort of dreamed of going there.. but shit, he and his fam ain’t making that kind of money, lmfao

but! it just so happens, as rumors say, there’s a new scholarship surfacing, offered specifically to members of more. rare races, such as kitsunes! yanya can’t lie about his interest being piqued..

but the thing was, from 16 going on 18, he was sort of perfectly happy and content just travelling around like a rascal with ash, because they were best friends!! and having fun!! and without yanya, he thought ash would be all alone with her fuckin mean ass mum!! he didn’t want that, and also that bard college is probably overrated anyway, whatever..

ash’s mum isn’t having any of it, wtf ash is happy??  

the second ash and yanya get back home from whatever little bout of travel they were on, ash’s mum goes on a tirade at ash about how she’s dragging yanya down and holding him back, how she’s not good enough for him, etc.. so ash panics, because she knows he isn’t going to leave her unless she makes him never wanna see her again.

so! that same day, ash tells yanya about. how she’s been cheating on him the whole time. laughs in his face. tells him he should’ve expected it, kitsunes are known for being tricksters, liars after all!

he’s heartbroken.. so he leaves for artorias in a shocked daze probably not a full 12 hr later 

and he gets accepted to the college!

ofc being kinda poor and rough around the edges, it’s not without it’s fair share of. snooty ass rich kids being assholes, which is whatever. turns out tho, some of those rich kids are from karnosea! so because yanyas as subtle as an airhorn, rumors about him not being human spread. guess who gets to deal with racist school peers all over again! yaaaay

it’s not totally bleak, though. at college yanya met jonavahn, neyla, pazzoch, and a bunch of the other rare-race scholarship kids and they all form their own little nestled group of friends :’>

soo because yanya’s fuckin shit at like, learning, he like, does kind of piss poor in all the actual study-centric classes lmfao. but! he’s fantastic at the physical side of things–he excels with playing instruments and melee fighting, because it’s less read-a-book-and-study and more muscle memory and physical training and practice, ofc. he just barely graduated bc getting half amazing grades and half shitty grades only balances out to so much, but dAMMIT HE DID IT

so when he graduates, he goes back home for a little bit. im sure while he was at college, he managed to visit his mums back at karnosea for a little bit on breaks, but. just the idea of going back to karnosea, just knowing that. it’s where ash was. it made it a lot harder in practice than it was in theory for him lmfao.

but being back home, getting to see him mums again! it makes him really happy! because his mums love him a lot !!! and love and support him a shit ton!! they’re so proud! look at their son that graduated from the artorian queen’s bard college! holy shit!!

yanya realizes sometimes that he takes his mums for granted.. they’ve always been there to makes him feel like everything’s ok. and they do a damn good job of it! 

 a fun fact! lershe, my old incompetence quest 1 character, is a half-orc monk–by the end of iq1, he became a lycanthrope (this was in dnd 3.5, so monks could still get infected by lycanthropy), and also a lvl 30 minor deity lmfao

lershe was separated from his dad, who was raising him on his own, at a v young age. at the end of iq1, lershe sought him out, found him again, and found out that he’d started a new family with a new wife! and tbh lershe met his mum in iq1 he could not be happier for his dad lmfao. but they have a daughter! so lershe has a little half-sister! and that little half-sister is resnerina!

because lycanthropes and kitsunes share a sort of similar ability in changing shape ya kno yeah, when yanya was a little kid, lershe was still “alive” as a mortal half-orc (lershe put off accepting that he was an immortal deity for a long time) and. was a big inspiration for yanya, naturally. these kids and people were giving him shit for being able to change shape into something that resembled an animal, but his uncle lershe can do it to, and HE’S a god!! so whatever!!

anyway so iq2 started off by all the characters running into each other in a little town in karnosea and some shit abt a cave off the outskirts of town getting ransacked by mercenaries or smth, idr

a little before then our DM said txeru and yanya were going to enter town together, and aria and karrina were going to enter town together, and we could come up w/ whatever reason why they’d end up together so txeru and yanya met first actually, just outside on town in a little tavern where they. probably got into a little scuffle just bc bar fights are fun. who cares. its fine. 

its ironic bc right now, in game, txeru and yanya are fucking pissed at each other! and its great. the drama is clearing my skin. my crops are prospering. 

basically txeru is a kasatha, an alien race not native to famia, and he’s come to famia trying to hide from two .. sort of alien police that’re after him for all the petty crimes he’s done. thing is, these two Very Specific alien cops are after him because. he kinda. was romantically involved with Both of them, one being his partner in crime and the other being of kasathan royalty–when he was backed into a corner and about to get caught he kind of ditched his partner and left the noble out high and dry so they’re both PISSED at him

they recently made their way to famia and found txeru, and after we TURNED TAIL AND RAN THE FUCK OFF from them, txeru explained his story

having his heart fucking shattered by ash, yanya kinda wasn’t super happy to find out txeru was a heart-shattering asshole himself! 

so he DECKED HIM IN THE FACE and hadn’t spoken a kind word to him in like, a week

NOW they’re talking, it’s just. every word they say to each other is some variant of “fuck you” and atm we’re waiting for a boiling point to hit to see if they’ll kiss and make up or if they’re just gonna have to hate each other! 8) im so excited

meanwhile this entire time, we’re level 10 right now. so half way to the capstone level 20. 

yanya still hasn’t formally revealed that he’s a kitsune to anyone in the group. but! as i said. the boy’s subtle as a brick thrown through a window. he’s slipped up enough times in his human disguise for just about everyone in the party to catch just a little something being off about him, but since most of the party is from artorias, away from the rarer races of karnosea, not everyone knows what a kitsune is

BUT we HAVE met a kitsune in game! madame fouxy (blame my dm for that name), but even then she only shifted from an actual fox shape to anthro fox shape, not to human shape. so they’re still unaware that kitsunes can even do that atm, meaning yanya’s ruse is hanging on by a thread lmfao

he’d just come out and say it bc he’s well aware everyone’s probably seen through him by now, but. it’s suppose to be a secret. knowing that everyone knows doesn’t make him wanna tell it, it makes him wanna convince everyone they’re wrong, even though they’re right, and he doesn’t like lying ,and if everyone’s already figured it out already, then he’s not doing a good job at keeping his own damn secrets, which freaks him out, and… etc

yanya’s favorite colors are red and blue, his favorite food is smoked rabbit, he’s 6′2″ flat on his heels in human shape, but he’s wearing stilettos bc he’s use to toe walking in fox-shape, which usually puts him up to about 6′4″, 6′5″..

he’s got a shit ton of muscle, and he eats a lot to keep up his energy! so he has his fair share of fat w a soft belly. he weighs probably anywhere from 250-300 bc im not good w weights lmfao

he has a total of.. 14 piercings, four on each ear, one on each eyebrow, two on his lips, one on his nose, and one on his tongue, almost all of which he got at the bard college lmfaoo

atm at level 10, he has 5 tails! only one spell-like ability from them, however, which is disguise self. 

he knows how to sew!

he has a fear of mirrors and heights.

it’s less a ‘fear’ and more. he doesn’t like looking at himself in the mirror, practically can’t stand it when he’s in human shape. seeing his human face all he can think is “liar, liar, liar” because that’s not his ‘real’ face. seeing his fox face he’s only reminded how much fewer people would rather see him this way. if he has to, he’ll much prefer looking at his fox face, however.

AND I THINK..THAT MAY JUST COVER IT..if it’s not everything it’s Pretty close, and if i come up w anything new ur probably gonna see me draw it at some point LMFAO

#LONG POST #THAI TALKS TOO MUCH #YANYA INRUHAMA #OCS #IM #SO #SORRY

[hoebagbasicbitch]

the sweetest omegle convo i’ve ever had

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like the regrettes.

You: hi!

Stranger: hiii

You: skjakjf my search for the regrettes has never turned up anything until now

You: im so excitel lol

Stranger: RIGHT

Stranger: same

Stranger: wait are u from twitter lmao

You: we are a small but proud fanbase

You: no i am not

Stranger: oh damn

Stranger: even crazier then

Stranger: so true

You: do u have any other socials

Stranger: I have insta! what's urs

You: phoebelink.art

You: hbu? i'll follow u

Stranger: omg I love ur acc

Stranger: I just followed u <3

You: thanks!

Stranger: :))))

You: don't be alarmed if i start peeping thru ur posts to see what other music u listen to i'm desperae for new artists

Stranger: omg no ur ok!!

Stranger: do u want rec

Stranger: recs

You: love them but u can only listen to the regrettes and swmrs for so long

You: yes pls!

Stranger: do u...like wallows

You: yes

You: they are coming to my state in august for a festival and i'm so excited

Stranger: oh shit

Stranger: wait what fest is in august

Stranger: I thought they were all earlier

You: hinterlands

Stranger: where's that

You: it is mostly country music but there's some indie shit

You: it's in iowa so it's all hicks lol but i will suffer to we wallows live

Stranger: oh shit

Stranger: why have I not heard about this

Stranger: im so confused rn

You: idk

You: it's a smaller sort of festival and it's like in a cornfield

Stranger: damn

Stranger: im bout to go

You: bet lol

Stranger: im like the biggest wallows stan its so bad

You: ahaha

You: the real question is did it happen before or after 13 reasons whyg?

Stranger: when I stanned?

You: ya

Stranger: they actually didn't even become wallows until right after 13rw

Stranger: but

You: oh whoops

Stranger: it was after, but I've never even seen it

You: got it that's more what i meant lol

Stranger: I started liking them through a mutual friend

You: valid

Stranger: if u have never seen them, they're the best

You: i'm not a stan but i do really like their music

You: i have not seen them live but i'm a huge regrettes stan

Stranger: gotcha

Stranger: as u should be

Stranger: tbh maybe Lydia will go!

You: i fucking hope

Stranger: she goes to a lot of shows w them

Stranger: bro

Stranger: speaking of her

Stranger: at my wallows show last month I like saw her and waved at her n then she came and sat behind me

You: WHAT

Stranger: like literally. right behind me

Stranger: and I was too scared to say anything

Stranger: :)

Stranger: every time she would laugh she'd like laugh in my ear

Stranger: cutest laugh ever bro

Stranger: her and

Stranger: whoops

You: i saw her live in cleaveland this summer and if corona doesn't cancel it i intend to see them when they tour with the struts

Stranger: wait

Stranger: when is that happening

You: this summer

You: their site has all the dates

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: I didn't know they had us dates

You: they updated it i think cause coachella is getting moved im pretty sure

You: they're just opening but i am for sure buying pit tickets and i will ahve to learn to love the struts haha

Stranger: oh shit

Stranger: wait

Stranger: theres only like 3 dates

You: if they cancelled i will be very sad

Stranger: :( which one are u supposed to go to

Stranger: thats how I feel about my wallows shows, I think they're gonna be postponed/cancelled

You: the one on may 31

You: for me it is still on the site

Stranger: oh damn

Stranger: that might be ok

Stranger: I think wallows cancelled their show for may 31

Stranger: they took itoff their website but haven't said anything

You: hmmm

You: we must hope for the best i guess

You: a mosh pit does seem like a prime place to catch corona tho lmao

Stranger: tbh I don't care

Stranger: which is probably bad

Stranger: but lile

You: it would be worth it

Stranger: idk my only happiness comes from touring so

You: yeah i have plenty of bands who i love but they kind of stay in place they don't really tour

Stranger: damn really

You: and unfortunataly i don't live in cali so i can't ever see them live

Stranger: felt

Stranger: I wish I lived in cali so bad

You: and that's on only liking grunge surf punk bads

Stranger: were u like a stan when they did the Fonda show afterparty homecoming thing

Stranger: I've never had such bad fomo in my life

You: i don't think so

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: it was crazy

You: usually i don't like concerts cause they make me disociate lol but i just let it happen for lydia night

Stranger: oh shit really

Stranger: I love shows

You: no like they are very fun

You: it just is like an out of body experience haha

Stranger: damn

Stranger: idk I never have that

You: it's like an anxiety thing i think

You: it just happens it's kinda odd

Stranger: it's weird I have like bad anxiety about most things but somehow I have like none at concerts

Stranger: like im just the best possible version of myself idk

You: i feel that

You: like in certain situtions i definitely just don't feel it at all

Stranger: right

You: there are so many bands i would give a limb to see live thouhg

You: like one of my all-time favs is SWMRS ugh love them

Stranger: yupppppp I love

You: and hot flash heat wave opened for the regrettes when i saw them live

You: so good

Stranger: omg stop

Stranger: im jealous

You: but i have a whole list of bands to see live on my bucket list

Stranger: I feel like I've lucked out and I've seen almost all of the people I want to see

Stranger: well like all of my favorites

You: that's nice

Stranger: that being said im crazy so I like to see people 5+ times but

You: my main thing is i'm kind of new to the genre like only been super into it for two years but

You: that is still fun tho

Stranger: oh gotcha

Stranger: wait how old are u

You: 16

Stranger: oh and u said u live in Iowa right so I feel like maybe not a lot of people go there

Stranger: aw ur baby

You: ahaha

You: the alt scene is very dead here

Stranger: true

Stranger: tbh no one comes to my state either

Stranger: bc its so far out of the way

You: what kind of area are u in

Stranger: florida

You: ah

You: so the opposite of cali lmao

Stranger: yup

Stranger: yet im prob gonna go to cali when wallows have a show there

Stranger: lmao

You: wirth it

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I also might go for harry styles but idk yet

You: he's coming to iowa i think but i might b wrong

Stranger: omg really

Stranger: u should go

You: yeah we have a fat arena but i don't think i can afford tickets

Stranger: :(

You: i don't have a job RIP and i;m not getting one anytime soon cause all the businesses are closed

Stranger: damn yea I felt that

Stranger: I do have a job but im not going rn

Stranger: like im making them leave me off the schedule

You: probably smart

Stranger: bc im so scared of getting my mom sick

You: yeah that would be shitty

Stranger: yup

You: my mom works for the school district that i go to and my dad works from home so we are all chillin but that prolly sucks

Stranger: oh damn

Stranger: yeah thats good

Stranger: my whole family is staying home

You: we don't have a stay in place order yet but we haven't left the house in weeks basically either

You: my school is about to get cancelled too

You: it's just not good for anyone

Stranger: about to??

Stranger: is it not cancelled yet

You: well spring break got extended to april 13 but the superintendent is making an announcement on friday apparently

Stranger: oh damn

Stranger: yea here it's closed until the end of the year

You: its tough for us cause we are supposed to go online but our district can't afford it

You: like we need to close but only 40% of kids have internet acess

You: so they can't

Stranger: oh fuck

Stranger: idk :/

You: i'm lucky to have it tho

You: me wasting my precious internet acess on talking to adults on omegle lmao

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: treu

Stranger: true

Stranger: oh well

You: i just want to relive middle school while i'm quarantined ya know

You: i was not monitored as a child bahabha

Stranger: omg

Stranger: same

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: I used to be on here all the time

You: like how am i not dead

You: genuinely thinking about all the shit i did in like 2012,,, what??

You: who let me near the family computer and then just didn't look over my shoulder

You: anyway i should probs go to sleep

You: it was nice talking to you tho!

Stranger: omg u too!!!!

Stranger: sorry it took me forever to respond

Stranger has disconnected.