i loooove uramichi oniisan bc one minute im laughing and the next im extremely distraught by how uramichi's father treated him.
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i mean it with 1000% sincerity when i say that if mischief tells you Anything. ignore it. forever. do not let us stay awake do not let it try and tell you secrets.
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Hey. Hey do u guys remember the happy five minutes.
I don't know who I first saw refer to it as such and I don't know if it was actually a Thing or just something I saw once and latched onto but, the happy five minutes. Are just about literally five minutes. It's the time period on the 16th after Schlatt's death and they've won, but before Wilbur lights the TNT, before Techno's speech.
The happy five minutes. The last time they thought everything would be okay, that potential era, and it lasted five minutes. That idea has haunted me for the past three years. It's not replicable, once the TNT went off, once Techno's speech started, things changed irrevocably, and maybe they tried to get back to those five minutes, but no time on the SMP from that point on could truly be that. It was five minutes.
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face of a poor fool who just woke his entire household up because he thought there was a monster under his bed (it was just his cat trying to retrieve his toy mouse).
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why did my doctor give me a ivermectin prescription for coviddd 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶when i called like "hiii i have covid can you give me paxlovid?" he was like "paxlovid is what the govt recommends but it has a lot of drug interactions. i will give you ivermectin" why didn't i remember that was the right wing horse dewormer -___-'
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admittedly havent braved kons solo run except for a few issues but i know when i do read it ill genuinely be having bad time <3 .....
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being sore for anything other than sex reasons is simply not worth it
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now why the hell is the blackkklansman tag completely full of adam driver
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i want to go to ikea again bc i immensely prefer shopping for decor in person but that place is so stressful to be in, it really does feel like you鈥檙e trapped in the labyrinth
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making your own reference photos is embarrassing
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tell me why it takes 2 weeks to make a decision for who they want to fill this position since the last interview. like, what are you mulling over for so long that it's taking twice as long as you said it would to make a decision. you could at least reach out to me and apologize for the wait instead of literally fucking ignoring me every time you walk past me at work. like i said hi to him today and he literally ignored me lol.
im just sick of it lol we had a hell day on wednesday bc our manager called out (on her last day in our department too. lol) and i did everything and nobody from upper management even asked if we were okay. like im not asking for them to lick my asshole about it but can we please fucking communicate with each other. or am i not worth communicating w as a part timer? truly i don't get it
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When you know the Bad Feelings are because of something out of your control and it'll be fine if you give it a few days, but you're so deep in it that you're drawing batshit conclusions about other aspects of your life and it just makes you feel worse.
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decided to finally start a black sails rewatch opened up hulu and apparently the whole series EXPIRES TODAY???
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Welcome to the Baru suffering club <3
I鈥檓 being so very brave about this. So brave.
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