#my Capricorn ass

[9ragonmew]

i did it

ALright so at Chipotle we have an auditor come in every quarter to walk around the store with an Mod to make sure our store is up to food safety standards. The company is called EcoSure. My Field Leader has about 10 stores and 3 of them have already been audited,, and all three of them failed.

So yesterday- (we have no idea ahead of time when EcoSure will randomly pop up btw) They came and my GM was gone so he obviously had to use me instead. Since i started last year my number one goal has been to pass the EcoSure walk. It’s all Chipotle works for. It’s the biggest deal for the company - food safety wise.

And I did it. I was the one who brought our store to victory. I’m the only one in Erics patch that has passed the EcoSure walk so far. And it was my very first one. I was so pissed that my gm wasn’t there at first because I thought he planned it.. but there’s no way. + I know he wouldn’t do that. Also: now I have a 90% EcoSure walk under my belt.

#chipotle #ecosure #personal #my Capricorn ass #I will never let another human being stand in my way of succeeding

[moon8th]

Pluto entering Aquarius

imagine me screaming this whole post mama

I may be a bit excited about Pluto entering Aquarius happening on March 23rd.. however..

GOODBYE fake it til you make it energy 👋🏽 🖕🏽✌🏽

HELLO the birthing of more actual people living in their truth ☺️🥰🫶🏽💋🗣️

GOODBYE people just copying each other / influencer-culture ✌🏽👎🏽👎🏽

GOODFUCKINGBYE hustle culture 😭🖕🏽

MORE PRESENCE MORE LIFE MORE LOVE MORE CONNECTION

GO OUTSIDE 🧚🏽🧖🏽‍♀️🦋🦚🌱🪸🌍🫧✨🥥🤍♻️

THE STRUCTURES ARE SHATTERING 🗣️🔊🔊

LET THE REAL MASTERS OF THEIR CRAFT RIISSSSEEE

LET THE PEOPLE WITH REAL PRINCIPLES RIIISSEEAAAHHHHHHH

#don’t come on this post trying to impose your weird ass miserable energy on my fly ass frequency #I’m a sag rising I understand I can be optimistic but my optimism keeps me savvy.. bitch.. #pluto in aquarius #astrology #astro notes #astrology observations #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pluto entering aquarius

[yourblackhearts]

Filing this under "Reasons @galahadwilder probably regrets befriending me"

#She Speaks #My Capricorn moon ass is at it again (hi Alex) #fwiends #listen say what you will at least it's funny

[im-dirtydan]

Hey its me, anxiety

#im anxiety #ft kitty #minaaaaa #mina moo cow #its my sisters birthday! #capricorn ass #idk why anxiety #maybe just hate meself

[rubyredskies-world]

It’s my birthday!!🥳 show me some love and help me have a great day

#birthday bitch #capricorn #sexy content #+18 or +adult only #adult entertainment #daddy's good girl #onlyf@nz #buy my pics #buy my videos #buynow #beauty #daddy’s brat #giftcard #birthday gift #hornyyy #hot as hell #hot nude #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #ass tease #ask for my snap #great butt #sexy peachy bum 🍑 #perfect butt #cutie w a bootie #bootie peach #seduction #i sell custom content #dirtygirl #nasty little girl #pornhun

[tmos-time]

having a moment trying to worldbuild

#tmos talks #doing zodiac stuff with advanced elements rooted from the original four. sagittarius is the poor shmuck who got smoke o7 #it is so hard finding a good creature to represent sagittarius when i already gave capricorn the hippokampos. i cannot horse my way out of- #--this one sadly #what the hell ever i might just create Another creature from out of my ass. i already made two + modified melalo the demon bird technically #time to make a smoke beast!!!

[sunset-a-story]

Happy Blorbo Blursday yourself! Please, please tell me why everyone wants to drag Reeve? I love it, but I'm curious!

LMAO. Thank you so much for this, love. I'm going to include an excerpt but let me try to explain too.

The problem is everything about Reeve should traditionally make him one of those smooth, cool characters.

He's a high-level telepath

He's smart

He's a trained killer

He's had some spy training

He's queer

He's mad attractive

He's a leader

He has a classic car

He cares about his appearance

AND YET HE WILL NOT ALLOW IT.

He's a dweeb. Full stop.

Reeve was that teacher's pet. If he worked in an office, he'd probably tattle on people taking long lunches and never, ever bring stationary home with him--but he's the team leader of what is essentially a small hit squad so that makes it worse. His aloofness could be sexy but instead, he leans into pathetic-yet-pretentious. I mean, we love him to death for it but he's so easy to make fun of.

Here's an excerpt from Arc 1 (Gareth's POV) where they get after him about it:

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Alex whistled, startling them both out of their exchange. “You’re looking spiffy.”

Reeve’s shirt and slacks, because the man actually wore slacks, were pressed with neat creases and he’d put some extra effort into his hair. 

“He’s got a hot date with Julie,” Hannah teased, coming in from the living room, her hand extended to Reeve for him to take his phone.

“It’s coffee.”

“Who’s she again?” Gareth asked, passing a plate with a sandwich to Alex.

“She works at the corner store in town on Second Street,” Reeve said in a monotone. 

“You know, the one we go to all the time? Brunette, little nose,” Hannah added as she plopped into the seat across from Alex. 

“Oh, yeah.” Gareth leaned his back against the counter and took a bite of his own sandwich. “What the hell do you have in common with her?”

Reeve slipped his phone into his pocket and cocked his head. “Not sure if I should take relationship advice from someone who needs to check what county he’s in when going to meet a date.”

Alex turned to Gareth and quipped, “It’s really cute that he thinks you’re concerned about whether or not the sex worker is licensed.”

Gareth nearly choked. Psychometrists, telepaths, empaths, the fucking lot of them. But he was relieved to see some life returning to the kid, even if it was mostly bravado to cover up nerves.

“Alex,” Reeve started, but was cut off.

“Who does she think I am?” Alex asked. Explaining the strange set of roommates with no discernible jobs was part of why Gareth found it easier not to deal with the whole dating scene.

Hannah smirked. “My half-brother.” Alex rolled his eyes at her, but she gave Reeve a kind look. “I think it’s nice. She’s pretty.”

“She’s not that cute,” Alex muttered.

Reeve crossed his arms. “Yes, well, you’re the only person in this house not at least a little attracted to women, so I hope you won't mind too much if I ignore your opinion.”

Gareth watched Hannah’s eyebrows attempt to make an escape off the top of her head as she dropped her jaw and looked at him. Gareth wrinkled his nose at her in response. This wasn’t going to be pretty.

“Je-sus-Christ,” Alex snapped. “Touchy much?” He looked annoyed, but any fear or vulnerability he’d shown earlier by the shooting range was nowhere to be found. 

Reeve closed his eyes. “I’m sorry. I can get reactive when people are purposefully embarrassing me.” 

Which was an extremely Reeve thing to say. 

Alex processed that for a moment. “Oh my god, you’re such a robotic nerd.”

Reeve gave an unamused frown.

Gareth shook his head then smiled pointedly at Alex. “You’ll learn to ignore Reeve. He’s just got a nasty case of T.L.S.” 

Reeve’s head snapped back. “Where the hell did you hear about that?” 

Hannah put her fist over her mouth as she choked on a laugh. “That was me.”

Reeve made a face. “You grew up in a Mars foster, why the hell did that ever--”

“Hey,” Alex interrupted, his face flushed. “What the fuck is T.L.S.?” 

Gareth did his best to keep from laughing long enough to speak. “I’m sorry, I was just trying to lighten the mood.”

“It stands for Team Leader Syndrome,” Hannah explained.

Alex’s brow furrowed. “So it’s the big head you get from being in charge?”

“That’s not accurate,” Reeve replied from between his teeth. 

“Sounds right to me,” Gareth shrugged.

Reeve let out one of his long-suffering sighs. “It’s a set of personality traits that result in being tapped to lead.” 

“Like what?”

“Like being organized, detail-oriented, decisive…”

Hannah continued counting off on her fingers, “Practical to the point of ignoring social graces, a buzzkill, a know-it-all…”

“Sounding like a robotic nerd?” Gareth added.

“Okay, okay.” Reeve glared at him. “He gets the idea.” He turned to Alex. “I apologize.”

“It’s cool,” Alex said, all straight faced. “You can’t help it. It’s part of your condition and I’d be a real ass holding that against you.”

Hannah and Gareth lost it.

“Are you happy now?” Reeve asked Gareth.

He nodded, trying to rein in his chuckling, and failed.  

--

[For the record, as a telepath Reeve has the advantage and disadvantage of knowing what people really think about him. So he gets the "omg Reeve why have you never heard of fun???" thoughts but also knows how much they care about him so their dragging doesn't bother him.]

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#drag reeve #drag reeve drag me and my capricorn moon ass #sunset a story #sunset a story excerpt #blorbo blursday

[tmrrwppl]

Sidenote, why did Good Omens get Goofy Simon and we got I am literally going to make your brain into an omelet, FAFO Simon?

Like y'all got this kind of comedic deliverer of the apocalypse and we got literal force choking defenestration

Meanwhile half my muses are fucking personally traumatized by him

#ooc | gonna capricorn my way into a harem of hot men #tagging #komikbookgeek #also this is why I couldn't take Rings of Power seriously because he was one of the elf soldiers that goes out Boromir style #legit Lesley the international delivery man is the most fun character #he plays too many serious/evil roles (Marcus Crassuc and Hughie and in Dominion I think???) #also he THREW CARA THROUGH A WHOLE ASS GLASS WINDOW AND DOOR #it's defenestration

[toasteaa]

You're getting marrie d?

To the WHITEST man to ever exist, unfortunately

#toast talks #joking obvs #But he is white unfortunately #and a capricorn #but he cooks real well and makes me laugh so he managed to snag my goofy ass

[mwdesiign]

The most peaceful few days in the “middle of nowhere.” Hanging out with sheep and watching the sunset over the hills. Realising I am not losing it or myself. Humans were meant to live a simple life connected to nature and not a life in the “grind mentality”.

#wales #travel #log cabin #memory keeping #nature #sunset #own #my capricorn ass was not happy with this discovery

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

thank u for @moongays for tagging me (in spirit!!!) mwah <3

rules: put a playlist on shuffle and answer the questions with a lyrics from the corresponding song

1. first off, how would you describe yourself in a sentence?

i didn't trust no one but you said baby don't run, i'll take you anywhere/so i hopped right in, out of luck to spend, and at least your truck beats walking - thoroughfare, ethel cain

2. what kind of [capricorn] are you?

through playful lips made of yarn, that fragile capricorn/unraveled words like moths upon old scarves - northern downpour, panic at the disco

3. you're visiting your favorite spot, what are you thinking about?

there is no better place/to be/i'm bigger than jesus christ/i'm greater than god in light/i am dangerous/i cut like the sharpest knife/i'm going nova - autoluminescent, rowland s. howard

4. if your life was a movie, what do you think the first review would say about it?

it still moves through my heart/from time to time - on your own again, scott walker

5. say you got a book deal, what are you titling your memoir?

i would beg to disagree but begging disagrees with me - under the table, fiona apple

6. what would you say about your best friends?

take the time to look around you/everyone is so in love with you/baby its a long time - everyone is so in love with you, women

7. think back to high school-- what was your life motto?

if its all in my head theres nothing to fear/nothing to fear inside/through the darkness and the light/some sun has got to rise - despair, the yeah yeah yeahs

8. describe your aesthetic now:

she hides in nowhere/at the bottom of the ocean, she dwells - stella was a diver and she was always down, interpol

9. whats a lyrics that'll be in your eulogy?

where the willows weep/and whirlpools sleep/you'll find me - behold! the night mare by the smashing pumpkins

10. say we believe in soulmates, what do you think their first impression of you would be?

a troubled cure/for a troubled mind - time has told me, nick drake

open tags bc im lazy lol but like PLEASE tag me in it i would love to see ..... mwah !!!!

#not my capricorn ass being fragile ... cant believe that one it shuffled so perfectly #hollyws #tag game

[livelaughlovewitch]

why communication hurts so much? i will give up my ghost one day AND STILL won't be fully understood when i'm trying to describe what ACTUALLY is inside me.

#moon in 12th house #capricorn moon #moon in my ass #obey me angst

[yourblackhearts]

I love getting drunk off my fucking ass and having the most embarrassing outpouring of emotions known to humanity. And by that I mean I absolutely hate it.

#She Speaks #My Capricorn moon ass is at it again (hi Alex) #I am cringing into the fucking distance #Last night was a whole thing

[myownprivatcidaho]

new supervisor @ my job this semester who's great and super friendly and a great listener. he said today im the most guarded of everyone who works there and that "[i] want to talk about everything except [my]self" and from what he gathers im a "walking contradiction" because im an "intentional person who's afraid of intentionality" i-

#DIDNT HAVE TO HAND ME MY ASS ON A SILVER PLATTER THAT YOU FLIP AROUND AND HOLD UP LIKE A MIRROR GODDAMN #and heres the thing. #my ex Established Friend who was a gentle capricorn emotionally unavailable strokws fan that i made my coworker then ended my friendship w/ #the one who kissed me then sent me good morning texts every morning after we said wed be friends. #i made him my coworker and we only are on the clock @ the same time fridays but apparently hes the most talkative and open #and we both have talked to the supervisor ab the same things like about difficulty chosing who to be with #and the supervisor said 'yea [Established Friend] hes my guy hes super cool' #and. i DID tell my supervisor the whole story of me and my now coworker ex friend but didnt tell the supervisor it was HIM #and hes TRASHED 'that one guy who sent me good morning texts yada yada' not knowing hes THE SAME GUY he gets along with #anyways #im kinda wondering if the supervisor suspects because like. at some point in conversation we mightve described 2 sides of the same situation #and he may be Connecting Threads #OR the supervisors completely oblivious. idk. idk #and idk which is funnier/more nervewracking. idk

[rubyredskies-world]

It’s my birthday!!🥳 show me some love and help me have a great day

#birthday bitch #capricorn #sexy content #+18 or +adult only #adult entertainment #daddy's good girl #onlyf@nz #buy my pics #buy my videos #buynow #beauty #daddy’s brat #giftcard #birthday gift #hornyyy #hot as hell #hot nude #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #ass tease #ask for my snap #great butt #sexy peachy bum 🍑 #perfect butt #cutie w a bootie #bootie peach #seduction #i sell custom content #dirtygirl #nasty little girl #pornhun

[inklore]

#also note that the higher up the words will probably mean i’ll be working on two or more fics #aka we doing a writing sprint to get my ass working #i’m a capricorn i thrive when people help me set an insane work ethic #polls