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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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I was cursed to proclaim, ‘and then I went to Chipotle,’ after every sentence I said. When I died, the people at my funeral were chanting, 'She finally went to Chipotle.’ Brendon Urie was a catholic priest MCing my funeral.
There are no Chipotles where I live.
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prozdvoices · 28 days
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time to try 18 DIFFERENT CHIPOTLE MENU ITEMS
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eat-love-eat · 4 months
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Chipotle Steak Quesadillas
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California voters will decide next year on a referendum that could overturn a landmark new state law setting worker conditions and minimum wages up to $22 an hour for fast-food employees in the nation’s largest state.
Chipotle, Starbucks, Chick-fil-A, McDonald’s, In-N-Out Burger and KFC-owner Yum! Brands each donated $1 million to Save Local Restaurants, a coalition opposing the law. Other top fast-food companies, business groups, franchise owners, and many small restaurants also have criticized the legislation and spent millions of dollars opposing it.
The measure, known as the FAST Act, was signed last year by California Gov. Gavin Newsom and was set to go into effect on January 1. On Tuesday, California’s secretary of state announced that a petition to stop the law’s implementation had gathered enough signatures to quality for a vote on the state’s 2024 general election ballot. [...]
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morethansalad · 1 month
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Chili Lime Chickpea Cauliflower Wrap (Vegan)
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tasty-tiktoks · 2 months
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This is fucking hilarious. Chipotle of all fuckin places lmfao
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miidniight7 · 4 months
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facts-i-just-made-up · 6 months
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might a humble lad such as myself request some turtle-related facts? I see you’ve done some before but I crave more
Absolutely not. This blog never, ever does requests, ever.
Unrelated, here are some fun facts about turtles:
Turtles are the only animal that can fully digest Chipotle.
Turtles have an extensive vocabulary of squeaks, croaks and other sounds. They have over 80 words for "Tin Foil."
Turtles have vestigial eyes, or "Eye Spots" which cannot see. They instead see the world around them only by smell, a sense that scientists call, "smell."
Turtles are best served as soup, because they come with their own bowl.
Mated turtles share their shells, according to certain unscrupulous tumblr fact blogs.
I like turtles!
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cosmic-crunch · 1 year
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pomni working at a chipotle??
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Pomni has a job at Chipotle!
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 months
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I was in a Chipotle, and there was a Nintendo 3ds. It grew in size to become a PS3 and I proceeded to fight everyone in the store, staff included, in Super Smash Bros Melee. I won.
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moodboard-d · 5 months
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eat-love-eat · 4 months
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Nacho Fries with Chipotle Queso
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teathattast · 8 months
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fattributes · 6 months
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Sopa de Coditos
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