"Today is a quiet day. Everyone's out doing 'the usual' thing, while I'm just here preparing coffee in the cafe."
"Life is... alright."
SHE'S MAKING A CUP OF COFFEE FOR CHLOE TOO
Cute things are not really her thing but SHE TRIES
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"..."
"Cress, can I bring out the nuke? The neighbours are making noise-"
"Put it back and go back to sleep, Chloe. I swear, if the tengu doesn't write about the noise pollution tommorow-"
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There may be more beautiful times,
But this one is ours.
-Jean Paul Sarte.
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Congratulations all your muses are now 100% forklift certified 👍
Give the man who cannot see a certification to operate a forklift.. a stunning development surely. Should he consider this a feat of stupidity at its peak or a mere prank played on him for no better reason than having nothing else to do this day?
⥊ " If you insist.. "
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He didn't even use the forklift than his own tremendous power but no one saw him do it. Either way, he was bored enough to perform a 'earth job' for the hell of it.
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Who gives a falcon a forklift certificate.
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Stacks everything like a massive stack of cards.
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So long as it pays the damn bills.
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14 casualties, 23 injured.
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Easily the most boring job she's had to do but could be worse. She could absolutely have done it by herself with her brawn but apparently the lowly creatures of Earth seem to possess very little strength and have to rely on these machines to do the work for them.
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A necessary part to open the door to heaven.
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Meticulously trying to make everything be as perfect as possible while trying not to think about the many times he tried to win the crane game and kept coming up shorthanded with nothing but an empty claw.
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A worthless piece of paper. This world will bow down to the power of a new Saiyan empire and know to submit to its masters.
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In a matter of minutes, the full extent of his plot will unfold and it'll all look like a tragic accident while the master behind the strings remains in plain view. A treasure to obtain, the cure to his itch for a delightful slaughter burned beneath the composure of meticulous fingertips, laying the proverbial dominoes up to be knocked down at his own behest when the moment arrived to the slow ticking of the clock.
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This is not part of his usual duties but there could be some use to be had should the circumstance ever arise.
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Still can't win at the crane game.
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Shinki's Swimsuit Contest, Semi Finals, Match 2
"And over at this corner is for the… uhh… wimps. Satori(@awakenedmaiden) and Crescent(@ranshoehub). N-Not Crescent Me, Crescent II. The Crescent who beat me in the previous poll?"
"Yes unfortunately for Crescent, the one who beat her in such a devastating loss will be taking place in this matchup. But at least you can roast him if you want! So don't hold back!"
"Yeah, I'm calling him 'Twink Lord'. Ahem. At the left side! Nobody knows HOW she manage to get this far, for she is the Hated Mind Reader, Satori Komeiji! Having the support of her pets despite her questionable reputation, Satori proves that even when you have a stick figure of a body, YOU TOO, CAN GET BITCHES-"
"… Sorry, Lady Shinki, was that too much? Anyways, on the right side! Twink Lord, also known as Crescent II! He's a newcomer who's only appeared recently, yet the crowd seems to love him! Was it because of his charms? His looks? Or people just like girly boys?!"
"Guess we'll be finding out as these stick figures wrestle into supremacy! FIGHT!"
Hatate returns! "Here's your damn drinks." She says slamming ice cold sodas onto the commentators table. She's huffing.
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At random while at the monthly antique market I found a desert rose stone! I have been looking for one of those since I was a child. I know I can order it online but sometimes serendipity is more amusing. I'm so excited to have it in my collection!! It's a decently sized one and glad to check it off my list of things I want to find out in the wild. Hehe
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The moon and The sky🌙
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Lily throwing Eri into Crescent's wardrobe for a prank 2024
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"...Perhaps 'tis for the best that some civilizations be snuffed out."
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And when she's back, there's a letter on her desk!
"Dear Keine,
Welcome back from your trip! Would you like to play a game?
I have just given candies to your students made from a bag. These are how the chocolates look like.
I have given candies to your students made from a bag. There are about twenty of them, one of them on your desk.
However, here's the kicker. Three of these have very strong wasabi in i, and able to send the kids ot the clinic.
So... would you take away those chocolate and make the kids hate you? What will you do, o'teacher?
Good luck!
Crescent
LET THE WARS BEGIN
The plot twist is, the only chocolate which has been spiked with the wasabi is Keine's chocolate, the rest of the children's are fine
Keine reads through the letter with slowly growing apprehension. By the time she's halfway through, she's quite concerned. She's already half-expecting to see that this was another one of her 'tests' from Nue that the pair were so used to. So it was a surprise to see not her name, but someone else's. A name she recognized, and one that made her sigh.
A fairy prank.
"I suppose even she can't stop following her nature sometimes..." Still, despite her rather measured reaction, this was quite a dilemma. She certainly didn't want any child to have to go to a clinic, but she also wasn't fond of having to take away their candy. If only she'd known the twist... but in her mind, only one option was reasonable. She'd have to take it away... temporarily at least.
"...Children, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to turn in the chocolates you received today. Temporarily," she quickly added, though the groans in the class were already clearly audible. Luckily, no one tried to hide the chocolate they received, but the faces were clearly glum. Once they'd all gone back to her seats, she added the silver lining to this sudden cloud. "...They'll be given out later, don't worry. But one of your parents is worried about them being a youkai gift. I won't say which one." It was a total lie, but it bought her time, and more importantly, the children would think someone else was to blame. "Once we get them checked for safety they'll be given back to you, okay? Now, let's move on to the actual lesson..."
Needless to say, they'd be taken to Eirin post-haste for proper testing to find out which ones contained the wasabi. Keine would probably be quite surprised again at the results.
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Last night's waxing crescent was so thin, you could barely even see it. I'm sure several people didn't even notice it in the sky. When I saw it while driving home, memories of my mother telling me the moon and stars' origin myth arose.
The story explains that long ago, when the sky was still close to the ground, a woman hung her comb and jewelry on it while pounding rice. She didn't realize that with each raise of the mallet, the sky was knocked higher and higher. That sleek comb and her many beads became the crescent moon and shining stars.
....But its shape also reminded me of sometimes finding stray fingernail clippings when I'm rotting in my bed ngl 😭😭
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[ now that i have things for him settled, i'll post this as my secondary option-- if anyone wants a joker starter, like this post please! if you're multi, specify who want it for! ]
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Shinki's Swimsuit Contest, THE FINAL
"It's the moment you've all been waiting for! It's the final match of my swimsuit contest! First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who has taken part and attended the event. I think it was something we all needed! It's a shame my daughter Alice couldn't be here today. Apparently she's not around at the moment. Anyway, is there anything you want to say to the crowd, Hatate, Crescent?"
"Well I guess I'm thankful for being invited here. I had no idea this event was even taking place. I probably would have been here from the beginning if I had known. Hey I wonder why Aya didn't join? I'd have loved to see her go out round one. But I guess I'm just really surprised that it's two boys in the final and it's really hard to predict who's going to win."
"You know, Hatate? This IS hard to predict. You kind of expect the women to dominate this kind of competition, yet here we are. It's a swimsuit competition, but Rowan and 'Twinky Boy' are representing two spectrums of men here. The muscularly protein bar and the Astolfo. A simple speedo against a frilly bikini."
"Then let's not wait any longer, let's meet the finalists!"
"We have Rowan(@knightshonour) against Crescent(@ranshoehub)! I believe these two are really good friends, so I'm excited to see how things play out! Both of these have had some tough battles to get here, but only one of them can come out the winner! Hatate, Crescent, it's time to find out the winner of the Swimsuit Contest!!"
WHO WILL WIN!!!
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While hunting for caps for Soma's ethnicity headcanon post from earlier I found this panel too, and something I never noticed during my prev rereads is how the first man the Obsidian Goddess fell in love with and made a contract with was a Date member...
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