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biharanbitch · 1 month
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Say after me "pyaar mohabbat dhoka h , padhle bete mauka h"
(Babu Shona krne se IIT/AIIMS nhi milega)
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orgasming-caterpillar · 2 months
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Facebook is down
Life is a fuck
418,484,900,000,000 dead parents
Mujhe kya mai to mere friends se call pe baat karlunga
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deesi-academia · 2 years
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Mujhe kya main toh so rahi hu
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misssclumsy · 5 months
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Maut aa jaye ghalib call karne ki naubat na aye
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krsnaradhika · 11 months
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You know what would be the real dark humour?
Gandhari singing 'nainowale ne' for Dhritarashtra :)
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hum-suffer · 18 days
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I need to put my head in someone's lap and curl up while they play with my hair
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khudkifavourite · 1 month
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aaj pata chala Shinchan bhi 36 biradari ka tha🔫
(I'm not his supporter, If he's wrong he should be behind the bars only)
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rayyzcosmos · 3 months
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kitni ajeeb si baat hai zindagi me bhi naa ki kal jiske aap sabse kareeb hua karte the, aaj wo aapse baat tak nhi kar rha! kal jiske saath aap dinbhar ghuma karte the, aaj uska chehra tak dekhne ko taras jaa rhe! sahi kehte hain bro life is indeed strange and unpredictable
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berrylovesmymood · 3 months
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ramayantika · 11 months
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Babe/baby/darling nahi meri grihalakshmi kaho
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hoomanbeaning · 5 months
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malang: "...the ones who never understand anything."
neel *🥺 emoji personified*: "idiot...on the contrary actually. maybe you don't know but you're a sunshine for many." *stares longingly*
malang *smiles softly*: "...this version of yours is the best."
neel: "sometimes you need someone special to become your best version...and for this version of mine, you're responsible."
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I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO
#ok so i joined this new dance/aerobics exercise type of class cause aise hi physical activity chahiye#and aaj cardio karva rahe the#AND ACHANAK SE FELT LIKE VOMITING BLACK SPOTS IN MY VISION#and kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha wtf it was so embarrassing the didi unhone meko dheere se neeche sulaya#and pani dala muh pe tab jake vision clear hui#BHT WTFFFFF#kya crazy experience tha lmao#kaise movie style hua main soch rahi thi ki kaisi maam hai ye bohot hi intense karva diya beginner ke hisab se karana chahiye nahi#and suddenly sab dikhna band ho gaya unki awaz bohot dheere dheere aa rahi thi woh uthke latene ke liye keh rahe the#and main haat uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi but mere haath maan hi nahi rahe the😭😭😭#and main soch rahi thi bhai ye kya ho raha hai girl can u chill itna bhi kuch nhi kiya hai kya kar rahi hai 😭😭#but the funniest part is jab woh didi aur ek aur didi saath mein fuss kar rahe the mere upar i was thinking distinctly#ki wow aaj ke din mejn pehli baar kisi ne itne pyar se baat kari hai princess treatment diya hai attention diya hai#kyunki office mein bohot weird day tha meri friend ki dusri friend leave se wapis aa gayi and they were stuck together like bhul hi gaye ki#main bhi hoon??#and that guy jo thoda thoda accha lagta hai funny hai usne bhi baat nahi kari even tho kal humne itni saari baat kari thi😭#aur main ye class mein almost rote rote lehrein sunte hue aa rahi thi sochke ki fuck it mujhe kya i don't need anyone bas padho degree lo#aur niklo yahan iss sheher se fir bhi koi ni mila toh maar do khudko no biggie#and woh didi ne kaha you're very dehydrated and bohot thaki hui ho and suffocation ho raha hai na#and mujhe toh udhar hi aankh mein pani aa gaya like haina main hu na bohot thaki hui😭😭😭😭😭#anyway. crazy first experience lmao#ab theek hu didi ne chocolate khila di
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har 2-2 min mein tumblr kholne ki bimari ho gyi hai kisi ke pass koi ilaaj hai kya?
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yagynaseni · 4 months
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it takes real people to be in love
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o-sahiba · 12 days
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It seems like I need to learn how to fall sleep
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