#most are like beyond modern au but idc

[mimedking]

Bagginshield Modern AUs

They're all set in a modern time, that's for sure.

A Remover of Obstacles by MistakenMagic. Complete - E - 371k

"Dis often chided her older brother for being a misanthropist. She did it so often it had become a term of endearment. It was true that Thorin struggled with people; he struggled to form and maintain relationships. Dr. Grey had diagnosed him with this and Thorin hadn’t the heart to tell him this wasn’t a symptom of his PTSD, it was a symptom of his personality. He exercised a sense of apathy with almost everyone he met… But Bilbo was different. Thorin actually found himself wanting to know more about him."

Alone is a word not meant for you by authoressjean. Complete- G- 5k This is the first fic I ever read in this fandom :)

The holidays are fast approaching, and Thorin's been dreading them, now that it's just him and his nephews. Harder still given that Fili still barely speaks and hasn't really since Dis died.

So when Kili drags them into the bookstore to look for children's literature author Mr. Baggins' new book, and they find the author himself reading his latest, Thorin isn't expecting anything beyond maybe making his nephews a little happier. He certainly isn't expecting to find something for himself but he may have done just that.

By Request by HildyJ. Complete - G - 2.2k

As a musician, Thorin's life can be summed up in tempos. For instance, the concerto he's performing on Friday is Allegro - quick and bright, followed by Andantino - slightly slow, and then back to Allegro again.

On the other hand, his relationship with his cute neighbour? Larghissimo - very, very slow.

Fairy Nests by MilkTeaMiku. Complete - NR - 27k

Bilbo is a fairy. Thorin builds fairy houses.

Flowers and Flaws by Erinye. Complete - G - 58k

There are few things Thorin feels about as deeply as he does about flowers - his nephews’ education, the conservation of Derbyshire dales, Sunday’s lunch with Dís and the boys. Until one day a stranger with flowers tattooed all over his arms shows up at the shop and Thorin would rather like to indulge in the meaning of every single blossom inked on the stranger’s skin. But the stranger may not be a stranger after all and though he has flowers on his wrists, he may not wear his heart on his sleeve.

Bilbo Baggins is at a turning point. Call it mid-life crisis, call it responsibility, call it teaching Geography to kids in the bloody middle of Derbyshire. Of one thing Bilbo is certain: disgruntled-yet-rather-endearing florists are not what he needs in his life right now. Definitely.

Good Things by orphan_account. Complete - M - 12k

A car accident leaves a once proud and egotistical Thorin scarred and partially blind, and he locks himself away from the outside world, certain that he deserves a life devoid of human interaction.

It Started With A Cup Of Tea by alkjira. Complete - G - 9k

“It'll be very good for you, and most amusing for me."

Those were the words that heralded Bilbo Baggins’ transformation into a cat.

Plan B by Drenagon. Complete - G - 85k

Plan B: an alternative strategy; a contingency plan, devised for an outcome other than the expected plan.

Or, sending an unqualified temp to act as Thorin Oakenshield's PA because no one qualified can put up with him.

(He'd say they can't meet his standards. Of course he would.)

Meet Bilbo Baggins. He just became Plan B.

Share My Space by thesoundofnat. Complete - G - 4.7k

Bilbo is on a business trip and is staying at his old friend Balin’s place while he’s in town. What Balin forgot to mention was that his very attractive cousin Thorin was visiting as well with his nephews. What happens when Balin’s brother suddenly shows up and Bilbo is forced to share a room with Thorin?

The Ghost And Mr Baggins by perkynurples. Complete - G - 76k

They say that everything can be cured by saltwater - sweat, tears or the sea. Bilbo Baggins chooses the last option, taking his recently orphaned nephew and moving to the charming Oak Cottage, overlooking England’s grislier shores. The house charms him instantly, and though he knows nothing at all about the sea, or about making ends meet on his own so far from everything he’s known his whole life for that matter, he’s quite determined to stay, and see his nephew get better, odd sounds in the night be damned. He’s living in a modern world, after all, and the nonsense he’s been hearing about the house being haunted by its former owner, the mysterious Captain Durin, is just silly superstition… isn’t it?

The Grocer and The Prince by HildyJ. Complete - G - 9k

Sometimes separate worlds touch briefly, allowing travel from one place to another. But no matter the world, Bilbo and Thorin seem to always find each other.

Winter Wish by Jezunya. Complete - G - 1.4k

Frodo climbs up onto the stepstool, Bilbo’s hand on his back to steady him, and grasps the edge of the table in his little hands, carefully following the two DJs’ instructions of not too close and speak slowly and clearly and you’re doing great, kid, and then, when they nod and tell him to start, he says, right into the microphone:

“My Winter Wish is for my uncle to get a boyfriend.”

#bagginshield #thilbo #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #thorin x bilbo #fanfiction #rec list #it was harder bc i already made a faves list #are yall even interested in these #most are like beyond modern au but idc #theyre modern setting #somone plz message me and talk about them with me #i have more #if you want them

[scara-meow-che]

Modern!xiao kidnapping you at night for a ride on his motorcycle (he def rides one in modedn aus idc idc) and takes you for a cute little picnic that most certainly ends up with banging on the blanket, under the stars

idk with the kidnapping but all i could think of is xiao in those type of motorcycle and that damn leather jacket

the sweet smiles and airy giggles you let go constrasts the dark hues he let go. but nonetheless, he was content at how you didn't mind the stark differences you two shared.

it was something that keeps you two perfect—like yin and yang, you two would melt with one another perfectly.

like the way his hips buckled close to your legs spread wide under the thick blanket, the stars both from the sky and fromnthe way xiao leaves you breathless with every thrust he gives in you sparkles in your field of vision.

his hands were kept busy, one holding one leg up while the other flicks on your clit. the food was long forgotten when you two found somethinf more delectable to delight on, tongues battling for dominance but xiao took in as victor when he had you moaning and grasping tight on his jacket.

the air at the park was chilly but the heat that radiates from both your bodies had kept you warm. xiao had your skirt hitched up to your stomach, afraid to have it stained with both your arousals as the second time you have reached your peak wasn't enough to calm down the thirsts xiao in feeling you around him.

"fuck, you feel so good," his deep voice was breathy, his lips travelled down to your neck as he covered you with bites, the pain shooting pleasure right down to your abdomen when another tight knot forms in the deepest pits of your body.

"i'm close, so close, faster xiao." your sweet voice that pleads for him had the same effect to how good he was to you, hands cupping his cheeks as you pull him into another kiss, tasting each other, burning all the memories of this night in your souls.

a man who once told himself to never let himself be carried away by such feelings had his cold heart soften by a woman who looked beyond all his flaws, his dark past, his scars. the love you have given and let him feel had his mind buzzing, body succumbing to the pleasureb brought by your cunt who keeps on creaming around him.

"i love you," he whispered before he came inside you, his cock squirting out so much of his thick load, filling you with so much warmth. he looks at you, face so innocent and yet panting so badly as your body shakes beneath him, lips bruised from how much he bites down on it, eyes hazy from the aftermath of sex and yet you glow like a fucking goddess below him, a mortal.

"i love you too, so much." a short whisper of reciprocating his genuine feelings, that's all you can share at that moment when you pulled him into a hug, letting his head rest on your chest but xiao is sweet enough to lessen the weight he has by supporting himself at the side.

you keep on giving him kisses, on his face, on his lips, on his neck, everywhere your tired body can move to. you wanted to show him how much you mean to him, how much you love him.

and xiao accepts every bit of what you give to him.

"i love you so much," you said after one last peck on his lips, beaming him a smile you knew that he loves seeing on you.

his face was all flushed, heart pounding fast in his chest, every beat had your name ringing in his head. but that in itself is enough to have him twitch inside of you, your warm walls sensing the slight movement of his hars dick plunged deep within you but you never complained.

"can you show me how much you love me?" you asked, giving him a nod to go at it again.

underneath the stars, you two shared your arduous show of affection, expression for passion, the way two polar opposites meet and melt in each other's embrace, ignoring the place when all you two can think of are each other.

#💋.thirsts #🍑.xiao #i am still banned #but that's okay

[annacakes2]

Kroila Lavallen // Character Bio

Basics

Name: Kroila Lavallen Age at the start of their game: 23 Gender: Cis woman Sexual orientation: Bi Race: Elf Class: Rogue / Assassin Height: 5′0″ / 152 cm Weight: 114 lbs / 52 kg Eyes: Pink Hair color/texture: White blonde; straight Skin tone: Very pale Do they tan or freckle?: She burns easily rather than tanning or freckling Any distinctive physical characteristics?: She’s albino, and so has to visit a mage/healer every month, to adjust her eye sight so she doesn’t become partially blind.

Personality Personality type: INFJ / The Advocate Optimist, pessimist, or realist?: Optimist Best traits: Kind, patient, thoughtful, understanding Worst flaws: Too trustworthy, too willing to forgive, doesn’t allow herself to be angry/sad/feel negative emotions, can’t stand up for herself

Preferences Favorite color: Midnight blue, royal purple, silver Favorite animal: Halla / Deer (idk if deer even exist in Thedas but idc) Taste in clothing: Simple, light, and something loose and easy to move in How do they feel about mage rights?: She believes they should be free and that locking them away in towers isn’t a solution to stop the possibility of possession and blood magic. How do they feel about the other races of Thedas?: She’s impartial to both Dwarves and Qunari before she was sent to the Conclave as she had never had an encounter with either. After the events in Inquisition, she’s fairly curious about the Dwarves but remains impartial to the Qunari. She resents humanity as a whole for what they did the her People, but she doesn’t resent each individual human she meets without being given a good enough reason to. Are they religious?: Before Trespasser: She believes in the Elven gods like most of the Dalish. After Trespasser: She doesn’t know if Solas is telling the truth about the Evanuris but she is, at least, willing to believe that he believes everything he tells her is the truth he believes. She gradually stops thinking of them as gods, and ultimately stops believing in any higher power/s.

If they were to find themselves in a modern AU Favorite food: Victoria sponge cake Drink order: Strawberry smoothie What would they wear for a night out?: A cute, yet simple dress that she’ll either dress up or down depending on where she was going Song(s) that would be sure to get them on the dance floor: College major: Biology Ideal date: A picnic or going for a walk in a park; anywhere where she can just talk and spend time with her date Favorite movie and/or film genre: Romcoms

Family/Friends/Love Life Relationship with their parents: Her father died before she was two years old so she has next to no memories of him. He was a hunter and whilst hunting a bear for its pelt, it attacked and seriously wounded his leg. His luck continued to decline when the wound got infected. The last straw was when a version of the flu swept over the clan; the flu itself wasn’t very serious but coupled with the infection, eventually killed Kroila’s father. She is still very close with her mother, and the rest of her clan Siblings (outside of canon): None Best friend(s): Dorian, Cassandra, Solas, Vivienne, Varric, and Josephine Companion(s) they get along best with:  Dorian, Cassandra, Solas, Vivienne, Josephine, Leliana, Varric, Cole and Harding Companion(s) they get along worst with: Sera, though it’s awkward at worst since Kroila is someone who tries to avoid conflict most of the time. It’s mainly Sera’s inability to accept her beliefs and her identity as a Dalish elf.  Companion(s) from other games in the series you wish they could meet, and why: Merril since their desire to know their elven history would mesh well together, though Kroila would call into question her judgement and methods. Age of sexual debut: 16; it was during one of the few times the Dalish clans in the area had gathered and she and another elf called Ashala snuck off. It was the first time for the both of them so it was fairly awkward and after the gathering was over, she never saw Ashala or her clan, again as they travelled south into Ferelden. Romanced: Solas Relationship status as of the end of Inquisition: Single & heartbroken What are they like as a romantic partner?: She’s kinda shy when she’s trying to figure out her feelings but once she figures out she likes them, she’ll tell them not being able to not know whether those feelings are reciprocated. She loves to cuddle, hold hands, and to just generally touch her partner in non-sexual ways. She’s basically a fairly romantic person. Do they enjoy cuddling?: Hell yeah Do they want children?: She’s again, impartial to the idea of children; it’s just something that she’s never thought about. Do they (now or eventually) have children?: Yes, she has a daughter called Selanna who was born roughly 8 months after the defeat of Corypheus. She only found out she was pregnant when she was about two months along, so Solas was already gone and only found out through his agents.

Skills Can they cook?: Yes; she not exceptional at it, but she’s alright. Can they sing/play an instrument?: She can sing, but she rarely does. Are they a good dancer? If not, do they do it anyway?: Dancing isn’t something she’s really tried very often. Do they have any creative hobbies?: She likes to sew and embroider things. Any martial training beyond their main weapon?: She can dual wield daggers however she prefers long ranged combat using her bow. Languages spoken: Common and Elvish Any other unique skills they’d like us to know about?: She has the ridiculous ability to have near perfect balance on things that she should not be able to balance on; it’s a great conversation starter honestly.

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#Dragon Age #Dragon Age Inquisition #DAI #the Inquisitor #Inquistor Lavellan #Kroila Lavellan #My OCs #Character Sheet #god i hope this makes it into the tags #since a lot of things i post haven't #been going into the tags #which is annoying #but anyway #here's my girl Kroila #i love her to pieces #and i felt like finishing her bio #so here she it <3333