#mopping around

[meathounding]

i was ranting to my aunt abt how like

wanda should’ve moved on with her life after her brother and visions death bc it was fucking forever ago and like…there’s nothing she can do abt it now

and she asked me if i was capable of forming meaningful relationships with ppl and im like

😧

#no but listen #isn’t that like #what happens #you #you. #you ‘get over it eventually’ like #you don’t jeopardize the entirety of the universe bc you couldn’t have the kids you wanted #and the husband you wanted #she didn’t even want him to be a robot her reality could literally #never be possible and she still did all that WHILE knowing that #like #idk if i can really get behind that whole but #bit* #same thing with strange he attended her fucking WEDDING #the woman he’s in love with he attended her wedding to another man #don’t you think it’s time to….move tf on stephen??? #like that doesn’t make any sense for you to still be #mopping around #AND IT WAS HIS FAULT THEY DONT WORK OUT #IN ANY UNIVERSE #liek it’s his canon event it’s just not meant to happen #there are other ladies out there stephen (i am also out there)

[delicourse]

i miss them a little if im gonna be honest

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #kageyama shigeo #kageyama ritsu #hanazawa teruki #tome kurata #tsubomi takane #shou suzuki #deliart #i meant for the image to be like. after the end but i also didnt think about the hairstyle changes. sorry...... #also i know i was like shou 100% has dwarf hamsters since he got 2 but u know what i dont care. golden hamster stan for life #im planning on getting one i've been checking out breeders near me so i can get a proper healthy one. there are so many good ones here too #i already am thinking on what color im gonna go for..getting picky even. something like offwhite.. silver pearl.. silver dove.. silver mink #jurys still out on wether im gonna get another female or not #i do love how big ladies get and their intense energy and work ethic. truly the most passionate creatures i've ever come across. inspiring. #but a lazy fluffy guy that just sits around and washes his balls all day does seem easier. less likely to climb my curtains. #i got distracted i love hamsters so much. look at my mop drawing now everyone

[thebibliosphere]

I think I may have successfully taught Holly Mop her first "trick."

I've been verbally 'booping' her nose more often than usual, primarily because she keeps shoving her snout in my face, checking me over for migraines.

So whenever she started snuffling my forehead, I'd ask, "can I have a boop?" and boop her on the snoot.

Well, the boop request has now evolved into me saying, "can I get a boop?" and Holly Mop bopping me on the nose. It started out as her just sort of cracking her tiny fuzzy head against mine, but after realizing this was not conducive to healing migraines, she has now started excitedly licking my nose whenever a boop is requested.

And you can't just say "boop?" No, it has to be "can I have a boop?" and then she'll launch herself at my face and lick me squarely on the nose, tail wagging frantically because Mama has asked for a boop! Holly Mop has booped Mama!! Request fulfilled!!!

You can tell she thinks it's funny too, because she always scoots back lightning fast with this big tongue-lolling grin on her face, just full of all the Shih Tzu chuffs and sneezes as she sits back on her haunches like ho-ho, I got you before you got me, I am so clever.

It's very sweet. I love her.

#Holly Mop #I've got another migraine #and she's just wrapped around my head like a koala

[backonrepeat]

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when Orin revealed herself as the new "Chosen" of Bhaal after she lobotomized Durge. Would love to see how Gortash and Ketheric reacted in the moment.

I can just see it. Orin, standing there, as smug as the cat that got the cream, knowing that as much as they may despise her they have no choice but to accept her into their little club. She has the netherstone and Bhaal's favour, Durge's blood still coats her hands and blades, without her, their perfect plan falls apart. They need her, which means she finally belongs.

Gortash, torn between rage and grief, desperately wanting to ask about the fate of his lover/BFF, but knowing that doing so would expose a vulnerability, one he doesn't want to share with fucking *Orin* of all people. Him trying his best to appear collected, unaffected, snidely questioning if Orin will be up to the task, all the while the sound of metal grinding together echoes his words, as he clenches his fists so hard the delicate filigree bends and breaks, and the claws draw blood.

Ketheric, who is too tired and depressed to muster any anger, feeling himself age another 100 years when he realises the plan, his bargain with Myrkul, and his dear Isobel's life now lie on the blood-sticky hands of Bhaal's most deranged offspring. Ketheric being the one to lay a hand on Gortash's shoulder, push him back to his seat, when it looks like the man is a second away from jumping over the table and strangling Orin.

He may not have understood whatever it was that Gortash and Durge had going on, but he understands loss all too well, and allows himself a kernel of empathy with his coconspirator, and orders Orin to behave, be the Chosen she claims to be.

(afterwards, he remembers the overwhelming despair he felt in his own grief, and sends Gortash interesting devices and trinkets - that jiggery -pockery that he likes- so he has something to occupy his mind with. For the good of the plan, or because he can't help but pity the poor man)

#baldur's gate 3 #chosen three #ketheric thorm #orin the red #enver gortash #peepaw tried to resist his parenting urges #but seeing gortash mop around like an emo teenager tugged at his withered heartstrings #and maybe reminded him of Isobel's own grief when she lost aylin

[longlivetv]

Today I created my own holiday called “handle your shit saturday” in which I had to actually deal with all the shit piling up in my house and actually do the projects I’d been planning and it was so satisfying and made me feel SO much better. If you’re struggling rn, I highly recommend, even if you just handle a small chunk of your shit, giving it a name made it feel all official and whatnot and somehow let me trick myself into doing things I’ve been putting off since November.

#I re-sealed around the basement window where I think ants were getting in last summer #I filed my taxes #I put away the candles in the windows from Christmas (all the other Christmas shit got put away a while ago) #I put away all the snowman decor #there’s still more to do: #I need to pay my water bill #i need to scan the QR code that came with the water bill to see if I have to test something about my pipes #I need to re-seal around the kitchen counters and also the kitchen window #(the other likely entry point for the ants) #I need to replace the picture frame I broke mopping last weekend (don’t ask I don’t know how I did it either) #but getting rid of the piles of paper for my taxes for example feels so good

[mariocki]

Patrick Troughton guests as ruthless racketeer George, out to silence the man who can identify his brother as a murderer, in Dial 999: Key Witness (1.26, ABC, 1959)

#fave spotting #patrick troughton #dial 999 #doctor who #classic doctor who #two #abc #key witness #1959 #as with other Dial 999 posts‚ the episode number and year of transmission are more in the way of educated guesses #tho two separate sources identify this as ep 26 so that's good enough for me #yes it's been a while‚ i got very distracted and wandered away from Dial 999 but I'm mopping it up now #this was a very pleasant surprise‚ not least because Pat had already made two appearances in the series: a minor role as a heavy in 1.5 and #an uncredited appearance as a tramp in 1.16 (both can be found if you follow the fave spotting tag) so i wasn't really expecting him to #turn up again. but he does! and he finally gets a real meaty part! he's the villain of the week‚ a criminal of vague occupation (he has #something to do with gambling? race tracks maybe? idk it kind of gets glossed over) but when his kid brother kills a rival and is easily #apprehended‚ Pat decides it's time to silence the witness... cue a tense cat and mouse as Pat and goon tail their mark as the police tail #them. genuinely one of the most enjoyable episodes of this funny little series i think‚ and a lot of that is down to Pat giving it his #all as a dangerous gangster. he lounges around in a dressing gown‚ he slaps his bro around‚ he jeers at the cops and he #threatens his lawyer with a watery sack grave. he's gone full villain! and it's delightful!

[freejamtime]

wowblr!!! perceive my incredibly specific disabled anduin headcanons NOW (ft. a rough few drawings)

#wow #anduin wrynn #world of warcraft #my art #he had 2 get his leg amputated after the divine bell incident btw #azeroth is magic and has a bajillion other things to worry about #so there's very little ableism towards him methinks. most people just think it's cool #his prosthetic is light-infused (idk) and enchanted (as a lot of higher-quality limbs are) #light stuff means he gets less sore if he wears it for long periods of time #he has several variants as a prince post-mop (and even more as king) but post-shadowlands he simplifies to 2-3 #just because he can't really afford to carry around huge legs all the time #his first one was draenei-themed and commissioned by velen #in my wow canon with my brother we decided he's spending time in acherus post-sl #and the dks are used to working among/with/as disabled people #so he doesn't find much trouble taking care of himself or getting things he needs or asking for help even in exile #that's my rant okay

[ferahntics]

Giddy love-struck idiot spotted.

Original meme under the cut:

#i have not gotten over them dont you worry #this meme hit me like a flashbang at work #mine #my art #inki #magolor #maginki #oc x canon #kirby #kirby oc #fan character #meanwhile quiver knight's going through grief #ok but jokes aside it legit felt nice to draw these idiots cause week is dragging on and i feel like an actual soggy mop ough #meme #meme art #how is it only wednesday i feel like monday came around like 4 times #also took this opportunity to comic test~

[i3utterflyeffect]

victim is stick!noogai au be like:

victim: my creator just tried to kill me for entertainment, but I have turned the tables on him! Now he's the one afraid of me!

....

Wow this kid is pathetic. What do I do now?

(i assume you mean in lmao)

but YEAH YOU GET IT. YOU ABSOLUTELY GET IT. THAT'S THE AU!

#tommy's foolery #that is literally all this au is #just victim going 'wow. pathetic' and proceeding to drag this sad mop of a child around while trying to figure out how to escape #noogai is not even arguing anymore. he's accepted his fate #tommy's stickmen tag #tommy's stick!alan #stick!noogai #tommy's aus

[m-lter]

Kerry and V’s first Halloween together

#kerry eurodyne #male v #cyberpunk 2077 #cp 2077 #cbp 2077 #cyberpunk2077 #cp2077 #cbp2077 #the witcher #the witcher 3 #the witcher 3 wild hunt #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #From last year #reposting this cause I never posted the correct version of this and Idk if I’ll have motivation to draw a new fanart this year lol #My V is the witcher fan of the two of them so pls picture him mopping around over today’s news lol #mio #mivi #my art #oc: Vincent Thiago Vargas

[thebibliosphere]

ID: a video of a small tan Shih Tzu barking and growling atop a pink couch, trying to get @mothman-etd’s attention.

Mothman is in his office playing a game and Holly Mop is furious about it. Lots of grumbling and barking in this one.

#holly mop #video #2 years ago she used to fall asleep standing up because she was so afraid of him #now she throws tantrums if he’s not around to sit with her when she wants it #rescue dog

[azure-wing]

"theres so many people online but the servers never felt so quiet"-tubbo

#😭😭😭😭 #hes just mopping around #qsmp #live blogging #q!tubbo

[strawberryaziraphale]

I’ve never been the biggest izzy fan out there but jesus christ he’s got fucking no one. like he’s so pathetic he couldn’t shoot himself in the head properly you know. how can you hate someone that cringefail it’s embarrassing smh

#I’m only sort of joking. he’s hobbling around with a mop like #izzy hands #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #my posts

[curioscurio]

Yooooo you worked at Michaels too?

(Ex-Framing department employee here)

YEA LETS GO EX-FRAMING DEPARTMENT they never even got around to teaching me production it was all wrapping and taking orders :/ Idk how it is at other shops but we only had 3 people working the whole frame shop. One person did ALL the frame assembly and us other two handled everything else. Was absolutely not worth $11/hr. man fuck retail. FUCK Design Hub too, if I may

#id come in for my like 4 hour shift and would have to run + close shop which included wrapping #wrapping storing calling for all orders done plus get all yhe frames lined plus unpack and clean up all the new frames coming in all by #all by the end of the night PLUS frame shop had to clean the bathrooms every night #plus actually running the front desk and taking orders and sometimes ppl would take hours picking matts that would cut into the time i had #to have everything else finished PLUS if i for some reason had everything done on time theyd make me run sales floor too #it was insane all the stuff they had me learn for such shit pay like. and #never work michales but never do it around the holidays more important #you will never escape the glitter #all that and my framing manager never got around to teaching me how to assemble a frame. #at least it was nice to hide in the frame shop so i wasnt talking to customers 24/7 but still #customers treat you so horribly like i was sweeping once and this lady comes up to me like saying the bathroom was disgusting right #and i get it. it was always disgusting. but we did clean it every night. anyway its hard when you cant just tell people that 1. #1 we clean them every night so if theres a huge mess in it most likely it was another shopper who pissed on the floor just cuz. #and 2 they only give us a mop and some pine sol to clean the whole 2 bathrooms every night. dont blame me blame michals lol #everything else was just so stupid #i wanna know how many framing department ppl everyone else had because we had 2 part time and 1 full time and i was only there a few months

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Infinite Wealth Kiryu is making me realize that "DILF with terrifying physical power that's also dying of megacancer" dick hits so differently

#i also dont hate his haircut anymore #its not great but its not a terrible mop #.yakuza #.like a dragon #.kiryu #kiryu has never not been hot. simple as #also im friends with the ceo of sega and the creator of Yakuza and he told me that Kiryu would def date a chubby gaijin named Sloot #he just never got around to writing that in the story of the games

[quietwingsinthesky]

what if Dean killed Charlie himself for helping Sam with the book of the damned instead of immediately telling Dean what was happening. what if he still told Sam it was his fault for putting Charlie in harm’s way (in this scenario, anywhere near Dean with the mark on him, despite her and Sam trying to remove said mark?) what if Dean had actually killed someone important to him who trusted him and loved him?

#he should literally also have just killed Cas as well and god should have brought Cas back. again. #that’s his favorite doll right there he can’t stay dead <3 Dean Winchester would be too sad about it #anyway. Sam mopping up the blood in the library scene but it’s not the Stynes #it’s Charlie’s blood and Charlie’s body and he’s cleaning up the mess and Dean tells him at her funeral that it should be Sam burning #and Sam gets to blame himself for it <3 #come on fellas if we have to fridge Charlie let’s at least give it some stakes #Dean already broke her shadow self’s arm and nearly killed her despite knowing he’d be killing the good Charlie too. what if he lost #control again. she went behind his back. Dean doesn’t react well to betrayal. and she’s Charlie! she’s supposed to be Good and Perfect! #she’s supposed to be like a little sister to him! and if dean were in his right mind he might deal with this okay #(like say. how he forgives Benny in that deleted scene for breaking and drinking from someone. when he sees Benny as a man and not the ideal #of a person who won’t ever mess up or betray him.) #but Dean is not in his right mind. and Charlie is the key to cracking the book. and he can’t let the book be cracked. #and she only came to him because she felt guilty. maybe something Rowena said dug too deep under her skin. and he’s dean! he’s still dean! #and she forgave him. (she couldn’t stay in that bunker another minute around him.) but she forgave him! he has to understand how important #it is to save him! just like he saved Sam! and Dean stands up. and you know. if this was really the show I’d still say we don’t get to see #what happens. we just get Sam mopping up the blood afterwards. that’s all. #I’m just saying. if she had to die. make it count. #spn #charlie bradbury #dean winchester