#momsareweird

[cflindsey]

Mom : *Drowning a purse and matching wallet in Febreeze, not even 50 yet*

Me: ... Are you trying to spray the old lady off of it?

Mom: Mhm.

Me: Okay..?

#moms are weird #Moms #mom #daughter #old lady things #oldladythings #momsareweird #49yearoldvs17yearold #49yearold #17yearold #lol

[thatlonelydarkprince]

Mood of the Day:

How can it be possible for my mom to be so good with my disabled brother but so bad with me? Maybe she's great to both of us but I'm so shitty and bad that I take advantage of her and it's all my fault.

#i'm sorry #cuts #don't understand #depression #fucked up #worthless #momsareweird

[asheleywoodruff]

Playing personal chef for my mom while she recovers from foot surgery. She likes beets. Weirdo. Lol #personalchef #momsareweird #familyvisit #cooking #salads #vegan #vegetarian https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnmi_BLAdrL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16med4hkj1kbu

#personalchef #momsareweird #familyvisit #cooking #salads #vegan #vegetarian

[luxuryjones]

Well, when I burst into the room after having literally sprinted down the hallway to get to him as soon as humanly possible, I found him sound asleep half inside/ half on top the vintage leather duffle bag, which happens to be the smallest bag that I brought. So I guess I have to officially accept that I love him more than he loves me... which I’ve always suspected anyways. Or also his reaction might more have to do with the fact that he is the ultimate chill zen master and I am the ultimate neurotic overthinking anxiety riddled nutcase. So then I guess it’s more of an opposites attract sort of situation, which probably means we love each other the same. Ok cool, glad I just spent the last 12 solid hours letting guilt and worry gnaw away at my psyche. 😎✌🏾❤️🎭🤗🧸💗🐾✨ #CARLOS #chillpom #momsareweird (at Downtown Palm Springs) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq05vJ7jbVK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c3bapnj0ew7

#carlos #chillpom #momsareweird

[cantleavethisworldbehind]

Mom’s are weird but we love ‘em. 😂😘

#smurfjiz? #hairdying #memories #momsareweird #lol what #ilovemymom #dafuckbruh #momtings #whywouldjizbepurple?

[thatlonelydarkprince]

Playing Sims to try and relax

Mom: "You're not a boy, why do you have a boy sim?" "Why is your boy Sim wearing makeup?" "You have how much money??" "You are successful??" "This is stupid and nothing like real life!"

Stops playing Sims and freaks out more

#you are valid #don't know why i'm posting this #i'm sorry #Sims #not a girl #quarantine #quarantine thoughts #not pro for anyone but myself #momsareweird

[hayweird]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I suppose. Officially changing my last name to Hayweird. @mozartthechi #mom #momsareweird #christmasmorning #chihuahua

#momsareweird #chihuahua #christmasmorning #mom

[britttrae-blog-blog]

my mom just informed me that she only "purchases nice, quality tweezers." she then went on to say she spends about $50 on each one......what....... a freakin tweeezer..................

#waht #momsareweird #lolz #tweezers

[saifai]

My mom's views on tattoos

Mom: (after spotting woman around 40 with her arms covered in tattoos) Why would anyone do that to their bodies? I don't understand.

Me: Some people just like to express themselves that...

Mom: No, no I get that. Can you imagine what those things will look like when they're 70?

Me: ...

Mom: *rolls eyes* Plus, the tattoos are just awful. All you really need is a tasteful wolf on the ankle, and maybe a full back dragonfly...

Me: Wait, so now that you're almost 70 does that mean you're getting tattoos now?

Mom: o.0 Of course.

#momsareweird