#mom with tattoos

[morganski-19]

The One with the Gossip

The group is hanging out at the café, all in different conversations when Jonathan comes into the bar and flops down on the couch. Camera bag sliding off his shoulders.

“When does this place start serving alcohol?” he groans.

“In about thirty minutes,” Nancy starts, “are you ok?”

Argyle trades places with Robin, sitting next Jonathan. “That bad?”

Jonathan nods, widening his eyes. “Messiest wedding I have worked months. There were so many things and they just piled on top of each other. The amount of bridesmaids and groomsmen that had previously slept together and didn’t know about it was insane.”

Steve and Eddie turn their heads at the same time. “What now,” Eddie says intrigued.

“I love messy shit I’m not apart of,” Steve mutters under his breath.

“It was crazy,” Jonathan sits up, turning toward Steve and Eddie at the side table. “And it all started for the most stupid reason. The guys apparently had a bet when to see how many of the bridesmaids they could sleep with. And the girls didn’t know about it, and a few of them fell with their ‘charms’ and were none the wiser. Until, one of the groomsmen said who won in their speech.”

“Holy shit,” Robin says with a sip of her tea.

Eddie winces. “That is such a dick move.”

“How likely was it that they were part of those fraternities that just liked to terrorize people,” Steve asks. Having almost accidently joined one of these fraternities when he was in college.

Jonathan nods with disgust. “That only scratches the surface. The best man had won, having slept with six out of the seven bridesmaids, and he was engaged to the maid of honor.”

Everyone winces with disgust.

“Not cool, dude,” Argyle says with disappointment. “So not cool. How can people do this to other people. And think that they can get away with it.”

“Because they’re inconsiderate assholes,” Steve says at the same the same time Eddie says “They’re disgusting bags of shit.” They high five each other.

Jonathan lets out a long breath. “And I’m not done yet. It gets worse.”

“Oh my god, how,” Nancy questions.

Argyle stands. “I’ll be right back, continue without me.” He walks over to the bar and starts to talk to the barista.

“He got bonus points for sleeping with the bride. And the second-place winner, was the groom.”

“Holy shit,” everyone says in unison.

Jonathan nods with wide eyes. “And the groom got a bonus point for sleeping with his future mother in law.”

They were too stunned to speak, just letting the silence fill that moment. Argyle returns with a cup of something and places it in Jonathan’s hands.

“What did I miss?” he asks, looking at them all super confused. “Are you guys broken?”

Steve shakes his head, trying to wrap his head around what was just said. “I don’t think I’ve heard that one before.”

“And this is coming from someone who has actually slept with one of his frat bro’s moms,” Robin interjects.

“On accident. And she was his stepmom, that was much younger than his dad, well after I was in college. He doesn’t know, it’s fine.”

“Did that cause another sex ban?” Eddie asks.

Steve laughs. “No, that’s when the figured out that the previous sex ban wasn’t working.”

Jonathan takes a sip of the drink Argyle gave him. “Jesus, that’s strong. Did you bribe them or something?”

“Something like that. Seriously though, what did I miss?”

“Groom slept with the future mother-in-law,” Robin fills in, Argyle winces. “What is with people?”

Jonathan shrugs. “Don’t know. But it was a big wedding that they are not getting a refund for. And I still got cake, well what was left of it.”

Eddie leans forward. “What was left of it?”

“Yeah,” Jonathan nods. “Speeches were right before cake, so the bride took the entire top layer and slammed it over the groom’s head. Followed by the maid of honor taking two giant handfuls and shoving it into the best man’s face. Arguments broke out and all that shit. I stayed back to help clean up.”

“Had they signed the marriage certificate yet?” Nancy asks.

Jonathan sighs. “No clue, don’t care. It’s over and I got paid. A lot. This was not a cheap wedding. Oh right,” Jonathan reaches down into his bag and grabs a takeout container, handing it to Argyle. “Saved you a piece of cake.”

Argyle takes it, opening it and starting to eat it. Nodding his head in appreciation.

The rest of the group looks at Jonathan. “Where’s our cake?” Robin asks, a little hurt.

“You don’t live with me, you don’t get cake.”

Tag list (let me know if you want to be added or taken off) @slowandsteddie, @annieofhearts, @cacdyke, @ubpd, @captain--low, @thespaceantwhowrites, @goodolefashionedloverboi, @anne-bennett-cosplayer, @lunaticparisianlady, @apomaro-mellow, @dolphincliffs, @dragonmama76, @maggiebug417, @stevesbipanic, @fearieshadow, @mentallyundone, @eightpackdiaz, @au79burger @bookworm0690 , @practicallybegging, @potato-of-the-lord, @autumncrocusandladybug

#this was inspiried by a tiktok I saw #where this woman was getting her matching tattoo with her mom removed because her mom was sleeping with her husband #which yikes #that must have been a messy divorce #also jonathan in a secret gossip I firmly believe that #morgan's friends au #stranger things #stranger things au #stranger things ficlet #friends au #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #jonathan byers #argyle #pre relationships #steddie #ronance #jargyle

[pjocharacterdesign]

thinking about Naomi Solace. its very important to me that she has a 70s perm.

#pjo #riordanverse #naomi solace #mortals #character design #will solace #its hard to see but i gave her a little sun tattoo on her hip #cause i feel like it'd be cute to imply Will got his sun tattoo inspired by his mom #so it not only honors his dad for both of them but also he matches his mom

[xowillowrae]

#girls with piercings #aesthetic #alternative #angelic #girls with tattoos #spirituality #alt aesthetic #alt gf #alt girl #emo #emocore #egirl aesthetic #egirl style #hot egirls #sexy egirl #alt model #cute egirl #egirl #goth egirl #angel #doll #dollcore #positivity #scene #alt mom

[mewiyev]

tattoo

#katakuriweek #katakuriweek2023 #charlotte katakuri #charlotte linlin #mew art #obsessed with the idea of his tattoo being a bird cage. anyways #katakuri #big mom

[thestaroffeanor]

Lord of the Mole, Maeglin

#my art #maeglin #lomion #son of twilight #house of fingolfin #tolkien #silmarillion #no.1 mole lover #lords of gondolin #the boi has his mom's eyes and his dad's makeup skills #also facial tattoos cause i said so :D #silm art #artists on tumblr #at first I was worried abt how young he looks #turns out he only got to be 190 sun years #that's NOTHING #that's baby #not to excuse what he did but BABY!

[thecaywild]

Hey you what ya looking at🫦

#mature woman #eat my pussy #perfect wife #beauty legs #babes #hot as fuck #sexy titts #im wet just thinking about it #wet and needy #mature lady #babesofinstagram #stunner babe #onlyf@nz #moms of tumblr #momsofinstagram #momswithcameras #momswhoworkout #moms with piercings #moms with tattoos #naugthy girl #naughty #slutty waist #use my pussy #wifey type #fill my pussy #tumblr girls #curvy girls #girls with piercings #bi girls #legs

[fuzzpup]

⏳

#me #gpoy #sorry mom #hairy belly #tattoos #shower time #furry chest #gay

[daydreamwalker13]

Mk1 Random Drawings #15

Bakuto's Top Dog

Takahashi

Asking a request me for sketch from the discord group because I got no brain to rot and this, this idea came from @merry-andrews.

#mk1 #mk1 kenshi #kenshi takahashi #smoker kenshi #not blind #those tattoos #proud like a mom #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat fanart #mk1 fanart #I shed real tears

[xowillowrae]

hello 🖤

#girls with piercings #angelic #aesthetic #alternative #girls with tattoos #spirituality #alt aesthetic #alt gf #alt girl #alt mom #emo #emocore #egirl aesthetic #egirl style #hot egirls #sexy egirl #alt model #cute egirl #egirl #goth egirl #angel #doll #dollcore #positivity #scene

[fob4ever]

patrick & pete, 2008

#i just think its cute that patricks mom is like Your Friend Has Too Many Tattoos 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 #also this is the article where patrick talks about how they celebrated when pete turned 28 :) #article

[compare-and-conform]

Not very far apart, but still on different pages ♠️♥️

#me #its meeee #bare face #no makeup #butt #my butt #legs #thick thighs #mom bod #girls with tattoos #Latinas #pop punk #emo #tssf #I’m gonna go play FF7 now

[championsandheroes]

Omg Shepard, you can't just ask people why they've got eyebrows. I wanted to post this one after last week's specifically because "Liara eyebrows" was one of those middle-of-the-night notes, but at least I understood what I meant the next day.

The art available on Patreon, society6, and redbubble are typically not conceived while the artist is asleep. Just some times.

#champions and heroes #Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #benezia t'soni #recycling art? me? why I never #alternative answer: rebellious tattoos to really drive home that she's super into humans MOM #it's not a phase ok??

[foursaints]

it saddens me that hp is a text instead of an audiovisual medium because Barty Crouch Jr's Disgusting Sweaty Open-Mouthed Pervert Panting™️ is so so important to me

#him when evan looks like a particularly manhandleable little ephebe. him when evan gives him a black eye. #him when evan can't reach the top shelf & doesn't know what normal sex is. him when evan calls himself “doctor” and presses on his bruises #him when anyone wears those little lacy white socks with the frilly tops. him when evan has bandaids on his knees. him when milfs exist #t #him when someone tries to introduce him to james's mom. him when he's getting a tattoo. him when his partner gets embarrassed in public #him when a waiter calls him “sir”. him when the dentist politely orders him to “sit down“. him when his boss says ”good job“.

[keetskeets]

Feeling a type of way today, happy Friday 😇

#me #girls with tattoos #tattoos #alt girl #alternative #alternative girl #pale #pale girl #az #phxaz #fit check #selfie #waifu #mom bod #tattoohungry #tattooed #traditional tattoo #split dye #hairstyle

[xowillowrae]

existing

#aesthetic #alternative #angelic #girls with piercings #girls with tattoos #spirituality #alt mom #alt aesthetic #alt gf #alt girl #emo #emocore #alt model #cute egirl #egirl #egirl aesthetic #egirl style #goth egirl #hot egirls #sexy egirl #angel #doll #dollcore #positivity #scene