thinking about the scene in All Systems Red when they’re all loaded up in the hopper and Murderbot gets so uncomfortable with the conversation he clips it and sends it to Mensah and she calls back hey cut that out like a mom in a minivan
like i’m vaguely aware later on there’s going to be some confusion as to the nature of their relationship but Mensah will always be the Momfriend because of that moment
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I purposefully contain my true raw power as not to shock individuals when "struggling" and "sweating" to open a jam jar to spread on my pancakes
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I only have one good angle. And that is one, in the pitch black, and two with me crawling on the cieling with my eyes glowing. THAT is when I look my best.
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THEYRE HOLDING HANDS???!?!?!?!?!?
I WAS NOT INFORMED THERE WOULD BE HAND HOLDING
I ALMOST CHOKED I COULDNT BREATHE R XMSDMMJSMSNN SNNJJ
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I know no one cares but I could really use help to save up money this man I live with her dad won’t know about so I can save up for a deposit and a moving truck so I can get out! Let’s just say I don’t feel he watches our three year old and I fear for my saftey at times if theirs a way in here to tip you can I do have a PayPal he doesn’t know about. So if you can help me please it would mean a chance at a normal life for us both!
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How to spot a (heart wrenching sad cat) Charity Scam
So I've been get a lot of requests for money in my askbox lately, from users I have never seen before! Usually sad cats, sometimes gender affirming medical bills, a queer person being made homeless etc etc... and guess what? None of them are real! It's scammers who have learned how to work tumblr's userbase and prey on our general sense of community and charity.
Here it is, so sad! So tragic! But let's note a few things:
It's generic. They don't know me, I don't know them. it's addressed to 'friend', no use of nicknames or usernames.
Even the cat and the problem are generic 'little kitty' who has 'urgent needs'. This is not how real people talk, this is because this scam is being used over and over with different accounts a different 'cats'.
Praying (uh huh.)
Asking you to reply privately- This is so people don't spot the scam and point it out the mark and because if too many people posted replies to the same message it would beome really obvious that this is a scam. If they're looking for 'boosts' so badly, then why do they need you to reply privately?
Now that I'm suspicious, let's investigate.
Sent me an ask and then followed me! Sounds like they're just hitting up anyone and everyone, but even more likely they have a list they're working from.
(I get so many, I'm probably on a mail-out list a mile long, just being hit up for cash. Likely I fell for one of these once and got my name added to every scam list for miles, but oh well.)
So let's see if they're a bot or a real person!
The blog looks genuine enough, they've got a bio, a fandom etc. And it says they're an artist!
And of course there's that sad cat post, pinned right to the top, so I don't have to look any further through the blog for verification... Looks super legit, pics of the cat, pics of the bill... of course anyone can print out a bill and take a picture of it...
As I do scroll futher, it's full of reblogs making this look like an active user. So how can I tell it's not genuine?
Well, if they're an artist they probably post right? Doodles? Pictures? Let's have a look at their origional posts.
The fastest way to do this is by using an outside tool like Original Post Finder.
just type in the suspicious username and go...
Voila! As suspected, the only post this bot account has ever made is Sad Cat Post.
Confirmed: Scam. Do not give your money to these guys, it looks so real but they're just here to make you feel like a bad person for not handing over everything you can. Charity is wonderful, supporting friends is wonderful, but tbh save it for people you actually know irl/ mutuals you have an actual relationship with. Don't believe any rando who comes knocking!
Love and kisses, stay safe out there.
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