#minus cheesecake | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sidemenxyn · 5 months

Text

Come dine with me, chips video

Tw: language, Bunch of shenanigans, play fighting and I believe that is all!

w2s x Y/n Willows

–—–

“Welcome to another come dine with me, todays chef will be the one and only Y/n Willows!” Chip did his voice over as clips of the video played. So today was the day you were cooking for the boys. You were excited yet nervous, you had critics who would minus a point for the smallest thing (he being Theo) but he wasn’t gonna stop you today!

You spoke to the camera “right so today is the day, I’m gonna kick everyone’s arses.” You added “with the help of Harry.” The camera zoomed out to reveal Harry standing next to you. You looked at Harry as he said “we are gonna win I know it!” You agreed. You looked at the camera “so todays menu!” The clip cuts you off revealing Calfreezy saying “the starter is some small wings and some garlic bread, sounds nice!” Cuts to Chip “yeah, sounds nice although will the garlic bread be homemade? Knowing Y/n it probably is.”

You looked towards Harry and spoke “right, so, Harry go grab the sauces and wings.” Harry walked over to the fridge and cupboards and did what he was told. You spoke “So right know I’m going to be making the garlic butter as I’ve made the dough yesterday.” You filmed yourself making garlic butter as the camera man filmed Harry smothering the sauces on the wings. Once he placed them into the oven, you heard a knock on your shears apartment’s door.

You looked at Harry “babe, can you get that and grab the drinks.” He smiled and nodded. As you placed the garlic bread into the oven more of the boys started to arrive.

Once your starter was done you played everything up and handed out the plates to everyone who was sat on the table.

You stood there as everyone took a bite and to see their faces be delighted by the flavours. Theo trying to be a proper critic asked “what sauces did you use?” You answered “I made them all last night, you have bbq, chilli and some tzatziki sauce on the side.” He nodded as the boys continued to dig in.

Once you had collected everyone’s plates you then went back into the kitchen to finish making the main course.

The video cuts to Randolph speaking “for dinner we’ll be having a 8oz steak with home cooked chips with steamed vegetables and garlic butter. Sounds fucking wonderful!” Clip cuts to Theo “yes I like the sound of this! Hopefully and most likely it will be better than Chip’s that’s for sure.” Clip cuts to Cal “I’ve lived with Y/n for years and I know full well she can cook a good steak. Like she’s toot tier steak cooker! If that makes any sense…”

As you and Harry were working away Harry decided to grab the flour for the dessert and throw a handful towards you. Leaving you covered in flour, you both burst out laughing. You said “Gosh Harry! That’s for desert, you dick!” He laughed and replied “made you laugh though didn’t it?” You smirked and playfully smacked his arm.

The main course didn’t take long as you prepared it before filming, as you walked into the dinning room Cal laughed “what the fuck happened in there?!” You rolled your eyes jokingly “Harry get his hands on the flour for the desert didn’t he.” The boys laughed as they watched as dinner was placed onto the table. Everyone was digging in and enjoying it, you and the boys were joking around and having conversations.

As everyone was finishing up their food you asked “is everyone still up for desert?” Everyone was nodding and replying with a “yes.” So you went to the kitchen and you walked into the kitchen and prepared to make the last dish of the night.

Clip cuts to Callux “for desert Y/n’s making cookies and cheese cake, it has and/or so I’m guessing we get to pick?” Clip cuts to Chip “I’ve had good cheesecake in my time so I’m hoping that Y/n can live up to those very expectations!”

You quickly walked back into the dinning room and asked “who wants cookies with ice cream and who wants cheesecake?” Theo asked “could I get cookies and ice cream please?” You nodded as Randy asks for the same. Everyone else wanted cheesecake, thankfully you had made the cheesecake earlier as it was now perfectly set. You quickly placed the homemade dough into the oven so the cookies were nice and warm for Theo and Randy.

You asked “Harry can you ask the boys if they want another drink?” He nodded and went back out to shortly return to the fridge and grab a few bottles and cans. As the cookies and such were in the making the boys had entertainment of a magician who was actually really good. You smiled as you could hear the boys laughing and enjoying themselves; the smell of cookies filled the kitchen as the timer went off. You placed the pan onto the counter. You scooped the ice cream onto the plate, then placing the nicely warmed cookies onto the plate. Now that desert was done and so was the entertainment, you walked out with the deserts in hand. Everyone seems happy to see the final dish to the evening.

Everyone was praising your good desert as you and Harry high-fived. You and Harry were proud of what you made.

The clip cuts to the boys giving you a score, Chip gives a 9, Randy gives a 8, Calfreezy gives a 8 so does Theo gave a 7 and Callux gave a 7.

You said “hope you enjoyed my cooking! If you’d like me to make a recipe or step by step go check out my channel, w3s. If you enjoyed and want to see more, subscribe to Chip! See you in the next one!”

65 notes · View notes

neverniko101 · 3 months

Note

Huh, well that's ominous

good thing I don't have any self preservation left!

Goes in the forest after Nm*

-Cheesecake Anon

Boy there is going to be a lot of rambling on this post- 🍂horror!dreamtale stuff included!

First things first, Cheesecake anon and @bunningchaos have designs now >:)

Please please please let me know if there’s something about the designs you’d like me to change!

(Side note: Cheesecake Anon, are you sure I don’t know you from somewhere else? This could be complete coincidence, but my name happens to be Cheesecake on literally every other social media site except this one lmao)

Second thing! I’ve already got a part two for this little comic planned out, it’s just taking me a while to art for some reason. So, no need to send asks heroically coming to the rescue, I promise Cheesecake Anon will be okay

Thiiiiiiird thing! Nightmare in his spooky form is very skittish and would usually run away from anyone instead of attacking them. Unless they have food. He’s also about 7ft tall (minus horns) on his hind legs and about 3.5 ft tall at the shoulder on all fours.

More rambling under the cut so this post isn’t super long :,)

OKAY SO

I have an idea for yet another AU that I’m getting super inspired for but I also wanna continue this one; probably what will happen is that I will alternate between that AU and this one based on how I feel! This AU is by no means stopping, please please please continue to send more asks! The other AU likely won’t be an ask blog btw, just a comic

About the AU: mermaid time

I love turning these silly skeletons into silly giant beasts of unknowable power

Just some notes I have so far:

- It will involve more of utmv, not just the Dreamtale twins lol

- I might call it Lost in the Deep? I know that’s the name of my Ink-adopting-NM AU but honestly it fits this one a lot better

- Not everyone will be a mermaid/siren/sea monster, in fact only a few

- Pirates.

- I’ve never actually done sailing or anything, so I apologize in advance if I misuse terms or something: :,)

- Refs for characters will be posted as they are seen in the comic! Please no “Will [character] be added?”

- While this won’t be an ask blog, y’all will be welcome to send me asks about the characters!

- idk if I said this before but fanart of any of my AUs is more then welcome!

Final note: this might cause a slight delay in 🍂horror!dreamtale stuff as I make refs for this! It also might not! No idea! Just don’t panic, I’m probably still alive

Anyway thanks for reading all this, adios

42 notes · View notes

bellatheinkdemon · 1 year

Text

Family of the TCC Trio for my Headcanon Au cause why not

Ok, now for shit I left out cause I ran out of space

(Also before anyone asks, yes, Ivy Vine and Blueberry Cheesecake are Ocs)

Capsaicin:

Technically all of the dragons (Minus Pitaya obviously) are Capsaicin's auncles. And PV is also kind of the grandpa of him (Because Longan and PV are married in this)

And Stardust and Capsaicin are dating in this so yeah I'm counting the TCC Trios romantic partners

Prune Juice:

Him and Eclair are in love. Also, I feel like that Eclair will (and can) go on info dumping random facts and stuff that he's interested in and Prune Juice would listen to every word.

Kouign Amann:

Sable is the Aunt figure to Kouign Amann and Madeleine.

Kouign Amann also has a (presumably) dead uncle know as Blueberry Cheesecake Cookie. Though, there is no evidence that he's ACTUALLY dead, but there's also no evidence that he's alive either so... Yea. Shit's complicated.

Her and Parfait were once Gfs but broke up after Kouign Amann lost romantic feelings for her. (Dw, they're really good friends now 👍)

Also bonus:

70 notes · View notes

nishloves · 1 year

Text

Annoying - kwon soonyoung (svt)

In which a girl finds herself tutoring one of the cutest guys of her school. 💖

Category : fluff / oneshot / fanfiction ☁️

Artist : HOSHI | Seventeen 🐯

Words : forgot to count tbh 💀

She nibbled on the tip of her pen's cap, her brows scrunched as she looked at the question in front of her,

"Well Sn1 reactions form a stable carbocation so, I believe it's option C due to minus inductive effect of phenyl group," she spoke, stretching the worksheet towards the black haired guy who silently sipped on his coffee.

"Thankyou," he whispered with a gentle smile, "I almost thought that my own tutor wasn't aware of the answer." He jested, kicking her leg under the table as she groaned in annoyance.

"I'm not a PhD in chemistry! I'm still just a student."

"I know that, you don't have to explain it," he spoke up, marking the option correct and moving forward to next question.

"Annoying," the girl muttered under her breath as she tried to focus on her physics homework, not noticing the hurt expression the guy passed to her.

He tried to focus on his work, but he just couldn't,

'Am i really that annoying?'

He wondered as he started sulking, yet trying to finish his work, his gaze focused on the girl in front of him for a moment as he clicked his tounge,

'She was the one who wanted that extra credit and agreed to teach me after teacher asked her to, I didn't ask her about it exclusively.'

Soonyoung thought as he started doing his work again, thinking that the girl just had a bad day.

y/n on the other side wasn't able to ignore his sad stares, and the way his face had dulled after she had called him annoying, she didn't want to be rude but she didn't like being interrupted while she was studying, hence she chose a library to study instead of a cafe.

She bit her lips as her hand dug into her bag and she pulled out a bar of chocolate, breaking it into half she pressed one of the halves towards Soonyoung, who looked at her with crossed eyebrows.

"You want to share food?" He asked, suspicion visible in his eyes.

"I am sorry," she muttered as she looked away from him, embarrassed to even look at him in the eye.

"At least try to seem apologetic," he rolled his eyes, accepting the chocolate nonetheless.

"I am apologetic!"

"You're apologizing because i looked sulky, not because you regretted your actions." He spoke up again, tease lacing his voice.

"No! But, you do accept that you were sulking on that comment."

"Why wouldn't I?" He asked, genuinely curious.

"Well, who am I to judge if you're annoying?" y/n answered truthfully, she had always thought that he was a cheerful and confident guy, who didn't give any second thoughts towards someone else's opinions.

"I do love myself, but statements from friends can hurt sometimes," Soonyoung spoke flatly, taking a bite out of his chocolate; "More so, when the friend genuinely means it."

"I never meant it," y/n said, visibly confused and shocked, "I am sorry, i didn't think that you could take it to heart." She said, averting her eyes as Soonyoung looked at her with a small smile.

"It's alright y/n, it doesn't matter," he said, passing on half of his cheesecake to her, "Don't be like that, i don't like it when you're guilty or sad."

"Someone's whipped," she lifted her head, a grin visible on her face as Soonyoung rolled his eyes and pulled the cake towards himself.

"You just lost the privilege of that," he muttered as y/n laughed lighty.

"It's alright, i know you love cheesecakes."

Soonyoung's eyebrow quirked up as she focused on her work again;

"You know that i like cheesecake?"

"You order it almost everytime," she replied back, ticking one of the mcqs.

"Do you know my coffee order though?"

"Iced Americano with vanilla pump?"

"Wow, you're observant," Soonyoung exclaimed as he sipped on his drink.

"I know right, it's hard being me," she whispered.

Taking that as a clue to focus on his own work, Soonyoung stopped trying to initiate any type of conversation with her, even if he was itching to do so, he didn't want to waste any more of her time; being a top student consistently seemed like a hard job in itself. But, he couldn't help and steal glances of her, the way her hairs cascaded down and framed her face, the way her eyes would squint slightly as she tried to figure a question out, Soonyoung didn't miss any of it.

It wasn't until half an hour had passed that she spoke, "Soonyoung?"

"Yeah?"

"You aren't a particularly dumb student, i mean you're quiet capable, why did you require tutoring?" She asked, a light pink dusting her cheeks which didn't go unnoticed by the boy.

"Well, i have just been busy in my extra curriculars, that's all... The teacher herself didn't want my grades to perish because of that, so she advised me to find a tutor," he replied, smiling at the fact that she seemed interested in knowing him.

Her mouth turned into an O shape as she nodded meekly, looking away from the boy and fidgeting with her pen.

Soonyoung wanted to joke and tease her about her nervousness but he thought against it, it was entertaining to see a usually confident and straightforward person be nervous even for a short while.

"Let's do it at a cafe, next time," y/n spoke, her eyes finding their way back to his.

For someone who seemed nervous, she was pretty blunt with her request, although that request really wasn't something to be shy about?

"Sure, do you want to try out new environment?" Soonyoung asked.

This time y/n groaned, her eyes held embarrassment as she spoke, "Even though i would love to admit that it was the change of environment which i needed, i would be lying, it's just that study dates are more common in cafes."

Soonyoung's eyes widened as he looked at her with stark pleasant surprise, "Date?" He asked.

"Aren't you too annoying? You have the audacity to look like that and make my heart jump beats, please, i know it's not really professional of me but, i did— I... I was—"

Soonyoung gently held her hand as he caressed her knuckled with his thumb, a small grin highlighted on his face as he urged her to continue.

"You're just so annoying cute that i want to cry whenever i see you," she finished with a sigh, burying her face in her hands as she refused to meet his eyes.

"I never thought you found me cute—"

"Oh yeah? And now you're a fucking tease—"

"Since when were things 'professional' between us? You just choose to ignore all my advances, whether they may be for building friendship or flirting," he whined, pouting slightly.

"Oh so i wasn't dreaming?"

"You're fucking beautiful, do you know that?"

"Does that mean you like me?"

"I feel as if you're the dumb one here," Soonyoung muttered as he leaned forward, "Can i kiss you?"

She smiled with a small 'yes' as he gently pecked her lips for some split seconds, remembering that they are "studying" in a public place.

"Why you little shit tease—"

"Ahem ahem."

A cough resonated around their table as the receptionist of the library looked at them with disappointment in their eyes,

"I thought, you kids were studying all these weeks but it were just study dates."

"No! We really—"

"Keep it down," the receptionist mouthed as a slight smile tinted their face, they turned around and gently whispered,

"I will let you off the hook today, but next time, don't come into library for pda."

y/n heaved a sigh of releif as she gazed at soonyoung again, who stared at her with a foolish smile,

"You know, my stagename is Hoshi."

"Hoshi?"

Soonyoung stood up and closed his and y/n's books, helping her arrange her back he whispered in her ear,

"On our next date, i will tell you just how beautiful i find you to be and anything you want to know about me."

"Anything?" She asked.

"Anything," he replied as he kissed her cheek.

#seventeen #kwon soonyoung #hoshi x reader #hoshi #oneshot #svt imagines #svt hoshi #sweet #ot13 #pledis entertainment #gose #kpop imagines

41 notes · View notes

anantaru · 2 months

Note

Wait you've never been to America?? I guess I just assumed because I know you travel a lot for work and I was like 'America is a place you can travel' and never asked xmogstj 😭😭

So darling if you don't mind, can I ask the countries that you have traveled too? Your favorite one? Least favorite? 🫶

hello love 💖 i actually never have been, but places i would love to visit (i know that's basic) new york city🧌 BUT ALSO san francisco (because a moot of mine once told me it's cool there) also louisiana specifically new orleans (another rec from a friend) + AND OMG MIAMI BECAUSE FLORIDAAAAAAAA🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️THE THING IS the states are HUGE AND THERES LIKE 50 AND ALL THE CITIES IN THEM TOO AND if i end up visiting once i gotta plan it out so well and see, because i want to go to as many as i can 🧙🏻💖 (you best believe i will visit the cheesecake factory like i gotta drown myself in one of those cakes)

but when it comes to places i have travelled, basically all countries in europe minus romania, belarus, albania and moldova (i might've forgotten some)🧚🏻‍♀️💖, i've been to australia as well, like sydney, new zealand, perth and melbourne (that was so long ago tho 🗿). when it comes to asia, i only visited southern asia, sri lanka specifically BUT THATS ANOTHER THING, i have so many travels I DREAM OF because i want to visit many places all around asia as well 🗿💖 the world has amazing things to offer and my dad always says you need to see the world when you're young HAHAHAHAHAHA

in conclusion, i don't have a single place where i'd say i didn't like it, all of them were amazing and i am so thankful i got to visit them due to work and also being able to travel! 💖😊

#૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა — mutuals'#foxy.🦊#꒰୨ 𖤐 ୧꒱ answered'

12 notes · View notes

bearmageddon · 10 months

Text

The app I keep recipes on stopped letting me edit recipes for some reason so I undownloaded it and redownloaded it at like 1am completely forgetting that most of that shit wasn’t synced.

Moral of the story don’t delete shit between the hours of 9pm and 6am 🙃

I can retake pics of all the recipes easy (minus one or two I edited profusely,,, like my pumpkin cheesecake, or granola ratio) but it’s the pics of the food that are just GONE. Most of them weren’t saved to my phone.

And thus starts my baking achievement hunter journey this summer as I scramble to redocument my favorite recipes.

And since I’m bored I’m gonna be posting about it.

#chevy’s rambling #food #baking

21 notes · View notes

arcxnumvitae · 14 days

Text

1. What does your muse smell like?

A subtly sweet scent almost like a fruit candy! It's her shampoo.

2. What do your muse’s hands feel like?

Soft minus the callouses on her palm from where she's held her sword for practice and drills. It sometimes catches people off guard to feel the roughness on her palms. Minglian isn't self-conscious about it or anything, the callouses are all physical proof of her hard work and practice! Remembering them makes her pretty pleased!

3. What does your muse usually eat in a day?

Whatever her teacher cooks. She keeps insisting he doesn't have to make so many meals for her, but she can tell that he likes to cook for her and also likes sitting down and having a meal together, so she doesn't push it. She's partial to snacking as well whenever she's sketching or drawing and is basically a habitual snacker. Snacks when she's bored. Trendy things too! Like boba, cheese tea, whipped coffee, that jiggly cheesecake, so on. Also cute desserts! She's a big sucker for a super cute dessert.

Unlike some of the other fossils (dragons) Minglian is more likely to eat cuisine other than the not modern Chinese food her teacher is always cooking, she's always looking for new things to try.

4. Does your muse have a good singing voice?

Yep! Like Huaxiu, she hums or sings idly whenever she's doing a chore or something. She'll also sing to herself under her breath when she's drawing. Like snacking, it's something she does without thinking and when she's a bit understimulated.

5. Does your muse have any bad habits or nervous ticks?

She shifts a lot on her feet when she's nervous. It's also incredibly easy to tell in general from her demeanor whenever she's feeling nervous about something, she's not very good at being discreet about her emotions.

6. What does your muse usually look like/wear?

Certainly less expensive-looking than Huaxiu. I...don't know how to describe it? Cute in a refined way? Minglian's liable to wear longer skirts more than she will pants, but she's not wholly against pants. She almost always has some sort of ribbon, pin, or accessory in her hair, and it's rare she wears it totally loose. Be it pigtails, space buns, a high half-up ponytail, she always has it done in some way.

7. Is your muse affectionate? How much? How so?

Oh absolutely. In contrast to the fossils (dragons) around her, Minglian can naturally be very physically affectionate with friends she considers of a similar age range, i.e. "not an elder." Depending on the situation or person though, she might try to restrain herself a little. It all depends. Overall, she's a very sweet girl.

8. What position does your muse sleep in?

Slightly curled on her right side. Nothing of note about her sleep pattern. Like the other Red Eyes, she doesn't have to sleep, but she chooses to because why not. Sometimes it takes her a minute to get going in the morning though.

9. Could you hear your muse in the hallway from another room?

Eh, yeah? She talks at a normal volume without anything of note. Her voice may raise in pitch slightly if she's excited or agitated in any way, which could make her all the more easier to hear.

#q 4 cash #{Minglian Headcanon #Minglian my babyyyyy #my girlll

3 notes · View notes

wolftails-funkin-arts · 2 months

Note

Minus Cheesecake is not only an alien..

But at cat alien!

They don't look like this all the time btw, they often hide their ear/antennas & tail to blend in lol

They look so cute tho X3

2 notes · View notes

cloudcountry · 11 months

Text

yuusona time!! its literally just me (i used the toon picrew again HELP i cant draw)

Name: Auburn

Pronouns: She/They

Species: Human

Dorm: Ramshackle

Class: Class A, No. 9 (Shares a seat with Grim)

Birthday: April 3rd.

Age: 18

Height: 174 centimeters

Dominant Hand: Right.

Homeland: Unknown.

Best Subject: Alchemy

Club: Mountain Lovers

Hobbies: Writing stories.

Pet Peeves: Leaving dirty utensils on the counter.

Talents: Playing music.

Favorite Food: Any kind of cheesecake.

Least Favorite Food: Onions.

Unique Magic: None.

Other Funky Stuff

She didn't think she would be that good at alchemy but was very curious about it. It ended up being her best subject.

They've recently gotten into doodling their classmates and has even painted some of them, but only Grim knows this.

(Brief discussion of their anxiety disorders) Had really bad anxiety the first week of being in Twisted Wonderland that caused them to be physically ill and panicked. Managed to adjust after a while with help from Heartslabyul (minus Ace LMAO) since they were her first real friends here.

Helps Ruggie run errands for Leona because they love to help out with anything and everything. In fact, they feel worse if they aren't helping. This caught the attention of a certain cephalopod.

They really didn't notice Azul until he (kind of) opened up to her at the museum. She realized they have a lot of things in common and got very irritated (lovingly!!) when he thought she was flattering him.

They shrugged it off though, and ultimately decided to let him judge their character as he saw fit since they're not only a terrible liar but are very animated. Then a raging crush hit. Oops.

She was a bit wary of the Leech twins at first because of what everyone said, but once she got to know them she was very open!! She's on good terms with them.

They often have to try to tell Kalim to chill out with his parties because he puts too much pressure on Jamil. He usually doesn't listen and they feel too guilt to stay for long.

They sneak Epel snacks because they cringe at the thought of spending one day in Pomfiore. it's not that they hate Vil, it's just there's no way they could keep up with him.

At first they thought they could be friends with Idia, but the second he opened his mouth they were annoyed. (Know-it-alls being their second highest pet peeve sigh.)

Makes an effort to invite Malleus over as often as possible and has even set aside a room for him when he wants to stay in the ruins he used to find so calming. (They actually feel a little guilty for taking away his safe space.)

They clean up Ramshackle in their spare time because they can't STAND living in a dusty, dirty environment. Grim appreciates this because he doesn't have to help, the demon.

Sam is their favorite faculty member and they always give him a high five after a shopping trip.

#🐙! auburn's yuusona <3 #i'll expand on Me later my hand hurts HAGSFD

12 notes · View notes

brimbrimbrimbrim · 1 year

Note

LUCAS AS IN LUCAS BAKER!? IF HIM GOOD LORD THANK YOU THERE HAS BEEN A DROUGHT AND IM THIRSTY

Penny wasn't sure what she was doing with Lucas.

What had initially been an unfortunate traffic collision - her being too shortsighted to see which lane she was in - had blossomed into a solid friendship.

What kind of guy tried to pick up someone that put a dent in a fucking Plymouth? But after a couple of awkward phone calls to talk about insurance, Penny let Lucas come by her place to fix her fender. Free of charge, he'd said with a huge fucking grin that was somehow charming on what she'd thought at first to be a pretty creepy face.

He took whatever she'd been baking in the oven that day as payment. Lemon scones? Penny couldn't remember, but she vividly remembered the text she got that night about how good they were and how much the compliment meant coming from someone so skinny and… borderline disagreeable.

'Your instructor is an asshole who don't know what he's talking about. These things are better than fried gold. I had to fight off fucking gators on my way home. Even them bastards know a good thing when they smell it.'

She might have developed this crush on him that night, blushing as she reread his text throughout the evening. It made her feel warm and fuzzy for a few hours after the fact. Lucas was just as awkward as he was unfiltered, and while he seemed like an asshole, he wasn't one to her, and that, too, made her feel pretty special.

Plus, Lucas could eat like a one-man army, and even if she fucked up a new assignment or some weird recipe, he was always eager to eat it up. And he liked everything she made… which, given the few times Penny had burnt the goods, she knew couldn't have been true but appreciated the compliments either way.

With the pizza ordered and the sofa jammed with a couple extra pillows, Penny transferred the hot cheesecake crescents over to the cooling rack, grinning when they barely deflated.

"I am fucking majestic," she muttered, adding little shakes of sugar to the tops after they got a bit above room temperature, finishing off the whole thing with a couple sliced strawberries.

She hadn't mentioned these bad boys to Lucas, hoping instead to see the look of delight on his face when he walked in and smelt them. With a nose like his, it wasn't any wonder he ate with it half the time. If it smelt good, he ate it, but before they got ruined in his gorge, she snapped pictures for her blog and licked up some sugar dust from her thumb.

She was fawning over Lucas a bit, she realized. Fucking fawning. But there wasn't anyone else she knew that well in this town, and it was lonely, and Lucas seemed about as lonely as she was, so no harm, no foul… except Penny was starting to do the dumb girl thing her mother always told her about - about how if ya wanted to get into a man's heart, you had to start with his stomach. It was all pretty harmless at first, sort of unconscious, but Penny realized what she was doing a few weeks ago and shrugged, deciding the implication wasn't awful.

Unconsciously or otherwise, she'd been acting more like a potential girlfriend than a friend, minus all the sexy stuff. But something told her there were other ways to do that with Lucas that'd be more enjoyable than muffins and pies… or scones and daydreams under her sheets or in her bathtub.

Penny blushed, trying to ignore the self fucking she'd been up to that morning - Lucas on the brain.

He didn't say anything a friend wouldn't say. Lucas kept that male drive hidden behind bored expressions and shitty jokes, but it wasn't subtle when he broke face and checked out her breasts or backside. Nor was it infrequent enough to play off as just wandering-eye syndrome, a common affliction of all straight men. No, the looks said he'd probably jerked off to her at least once, which made her feel a little less weird about the fact that she'd started masturbating with him in mind.

She assumed the mutual attraction was making Penny do silly things like this - like baking extra treats she wasn't obligated to for school. She just wanted to see him happy, and the boy had a fucking mouth on him, and a tongue that could reach down and lick off anything sweet his lips had missed.

The new shorts and v-neck sweater were another of those impress-Lucas-at-all-cost actions.

He liked the way she was put together, and maybe his interest and compliments and 'hanging out' was all an act just to get into her pants, but even with the eye fucks, Penny decided his attentions were genuine, which just made her more excited to get a rise out of him tonight.

Lucas liked her, which was great because she really, really liked him, and while it wasn't implied outright. The fact that she'd invite him over to watch Netflix - literally said it in her text, along with food and 'chilling' - hopefully expressed her hopes for the evening.

The last time they met up - when he fixed her disposal unit - Lucas kept doing this thing with his lips. They would purse up then spread out in a sly line whenever she handed him the tool he'd asked for, accompanying the trade-off with a snappy 'that's what she said' joke.

Penny wanted to kiss him that day but bit her lip instead.

Tonight she was going to test the waters herself and see if Lucas was into her or if his roaming eyes were just appreciative and nothing more. She'd had a few guy friends who were asexual and one she'd embarrassed herself in front of. Penny didn't want to make any assumptions… no matter how horny Lucas had been making her or how horny she assumed she was making him.

When the pizza arrived before he did, she got impatient.

Lucas answered her phone call on the third ring, sounding a little… off, maybe a bit breathless but intact. He wasn't dead in a ditch somewhere, so that was good.

"Did you forget about me? She asked, laughing to cover up the fact that she'd thought he might have for a second.

"Pfff, naw. Jus' hit some pissbags taking up the road like a couple ah' bitches holdin' hands. Like other people ain't got places to be, right?"

"You should have just mowed them down," she joked, listening to his verbal agreement as she plunked down on the sofa. The TV screen was frozen on the opening credits for 'Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers,' casting a sick blue glow amongst the buffet of croissants, pizza, chicken tenders, and soda.

"Mother fuckers deserve worse 'an that."

"Yeah, you could keep them waiting on a Friday evening while the pastries they made go cold," she mused, picking up one of the fat, heavy delights with a smirk. Lucas made a cute little whine on the other end as a car horn went off.

Inside her ear, Lucas growled like a man on a murder spree. The distant sound of tires squealing and another car horn blaring made her bite her tongue to not giggle at him.

"Ah'll be there in two minutes! No, no, no! Thirty seconds, hehe'haha… ah' jus' ran the light at fifth street."

"Uh… " Penny straightened up, springing from her sofa towards the window by the door. She peeked through her blinds, cutting the aluminum blades with two fingers and a wide eye. The dude was crazy, she thought, hearing his mad cackles through the phone until she could hear them through the meat of her home and the rumble of his Plymouth.

"Damn, Lucas… you're unstoppable."

"Don't ah' know it, baby," he hounded into her ear, sounding much like he had that day before he'd seen her come out of her car. That rage-filled tone was, at one, joyous and malicious.

Penny fucked herself to the memory of that tone the other night, and it took an ass load of willpower to get the blush off her cheeks by the time he was jogging up to her door, nearly sprinting. He was already stuffing his phone back in his pocket, but when she opened the door, she still had her own held up to her ear - still just a bit startled and admittedly curious as to who he ran off the side of the road just to get here a few minutes early.

Lucas slapped his heels on her doorstep, grinning under his dark hood like a monster straight outta the swamp. It might be that Lucas' monster man persona sorta triggered some of her more… seedy intentions because honestly, right then - as he threw her a toothy grin and wedged his way into her house - she wanted him to throw her over his shoulder and toss her on her bed.

"Man! Don' let my Mama know you can cook so fucking good… pretty sure it'll break 'er heart."

Penny swallowed thickly, inhaling a dense cloud of male musk and something sharp like pine cologne. The idea of Lucas spriting on smelly stuff made her smile. He made a throaty sound of pleasure and made a straight beeline for the couch, throwing down on the edge of the sofa so he could stuff a croissant into his mouth. Yeah, the boy could eat - that was for sure.

After locking the door, Penny made her way to the sofa with an extra sway, but Lucas was too focused on the pastries she'd baked to look. So much for cockblocking herself, she thought. "So… did you kill anyone on your way in? Should I be on the lookout for cops? - disgruntled drivers, maybe?"

"Naw, jus' cut a few fucks off," he mumbled, downing a whole pastry and chasing it with a swig of soda. He caught her eye as she sat down, and it took nearly everything not to smirk when his gaze dipped down to her breasts and the deep line of cleavage. Someone with breasts as large as her own couldn't get away with anything lower than a crew cut without some bust poking through, but this wasn't like the times she'd gone around unintentionally showing skin - this top was meant to show off some tit… and she had more than enough of those. A blessing and a curse, but more often than not, a curse.

Penny took a deep breath, feeling her skin dimple around the neckline, and reached for a slice of pizza.

"Good! 'Cause I heard this movie really sucks, so I don't wanna miss a second of it," she told him, flashing him a tender grin before hitting play and stuffing some food in her mouth. It didn't escape her notice that he'd started blushing - started sneering at himself shortly after while trying to watch the credits in the same head tilt as he did her tits. The apparent dilemma he faced - her breasts or the film - was making her stomach do backflips. Give her any other guy ogling her assets, and she'd have been insulted, but there was something about Lucas finding her physically appealing that worked for her.

Even when she first met him, Lucas stuck her as a guy hard to please. The fact that he was showing appreciation, trying to angle his hips, so the semi under his jeans wasn't evident, was flattering. Also, it was the reaction she wanted out of him.

#ask #anon #<3 #lucas baker #resident evil 7 #re7 #wip #fanfic #fanfiction #writing

22 notes · View notes

mottlemoth · 2 years

Text

T-minus two hours until I have a week off work for my birthday 🥺 I have a tattoo booked and we're doing A Big Grocery Shop tonight and my wife is going to make nutella cheesecake and I am going to tie dye things, I cannot wait

#personal

58 notes · View notes

nyandereneko · 11 months

Text

Minor Tears 0f the Kingdom spoilers, my selfship involves Rauru who you go through the entire tutorial area with so I don’t think he’s as much of a spoiler at this point, but I ship with him in the context of the events at the very beginning of the game Diverging From Canon, so no real story spoilers for the story in the present of the game because I’m just borrowing the world and doing whatever I want lmao

Though I don’t intend to spoil anything story related, if you’d prefer to avoid any potential spoilers for the game in general just skip this post until you’ve found all the memories or something, that should cover most of the relevant info that would pertain to my ship stuff lol

Rather than the disaster that erupts below Hyrule Castle at the beginning of T0TK, what if Rauru’s arm and Zelda’s tear and the Master Sword were actually powerful enough to purify Ganon’s essence and maybe even restore him to his pre-Ganondorf form like everyone wanted?? I haven’t decided on as many details on the Ganon front because a good chunk of my development happens on the other side of the map lmao but alongside purifying Ganon or at least like not turning him into an evil beast necessarily, I thought it’d be neat if Rauru’s power resurrected not only him but his sister and the Champions as well because I want them to have their shot at life, I miss them especially Mipha and I want to be able to interact with them all too lol.

So in this verse/timeline Nova is a star fragment that fell into the Spring of Wisdom atop Mt. Lanayru and was granted sentience through soaking in its waters. She’s the Sage of Stars/Destiny, capable of healing ailments and maladies and assisting wayward souls in navigating their destined paths. Def friends with Naydra and she learned frost and water manipulation techniques from the dragon for the former and from her friends among the Zora for the latter.

She runs a business in Hateno Village, the Hylian settlement she migrated to after she started mingling with mortals more frequently and decided to acclimate to a new and less isolated way of life. It’s called the Three Springs Tavern/Cafe/What have you (often just referred to colloquially as “the Three Springs place in Hateno”) and per a number of the new ingredients in the game (FOOD SPOILER I’ll throw that out there because I didn’t know about any of these when I started playing and it was a happy surprise ToT) the establishment’s specialties include Starlight Tea and/or Cheesecake (assorted milk tea of your choice and cheesecake, both dishes concocted with powdered brightcap or glowing cave fish scales mixed in, a concentration that’s just fine enough to not give any real flavor but it produces a luminescent quality in whatever its mixed with) but they also sell a variety of Hateno’s other specialties and even some regional favorites! Namely Zora or Rito because she tends to prefer their dishes to the Gerudo or Goron diet.

She wears the Frostbite Armor minus the headdress, she knows it��s Zonai in design and she’s studied the ancient Zonai even if she isn’t necessarily ancient enough to have interacted with them personally, although I haven’t fully decided on that yet, and she wears the armor in honor of her friend ofc, and the spring which she still serves and visits frequently!

(Please excuse the horrible tv quality on these screenshots I took them with my phone instead of taking it straight from the switch orz orz)

She ends up meeting Rauru and co because Link/Zelda bring them to her because Nova knows about Zonai stuff and can get the handful of people set up temporarily in Hateno AND she knows the ancient Champions because they were only alive like a hundred years ago right?? And she’s DEFINITELY at least a couple thousand years old, just not necessarily “Hyrule’s Founding” ancient in this case.

But she and Rauru hit it off right away OH and where Sonia is concerned, I figure she can be revived and either they just. Part ways for whatever reason idk, or he can be poly and with me part of the time, because I love Sonia but I just don’t really want to be romantic with her necessarily I’m sorry queen ToT my heart def belongs to Mipha if it was gonna be with anyone in that case which is another reason why it’s not really on my radar to consider, but for now I’m just not even going to think about it because why should I :D

So yeah Rauru/Nova hit it off immediately and he thinks she’s so beautiful in that ceremonial garb and he’s captivated by her starlit radiance and SHE’S (very much just me projecting here) curious to know why he wears the Charged Armor of Farosh, esp when he’s the Sage of Light not Lightning but also it’s fine he just looks so good in it, and she’ll prob get him some comfy casual Hateno threads too ToT AND MINERU…and they crash in her cafe/loft apartment thing where she lives above the shop, and they get to reacclimatize to life in this new Hyrule together. I’m just obsessed with Rauru he’s wonderful and the Frostbite Armor was made for me and ofc Nova’s friends with the Satori and Koroks as well…

And I’ll be sure to add more as things develop :D

#ck’s selfship chronicles #Sage devotion #Sage devotion writing #my writing #ck writes #self insert writing #my self insert writing #my self insert bios #irl is imploding in the worst way like on every front so sorry for not existing for a bit I have to if I want to survive #totk spoilers #loz spoilers

7 notes · View notes

pianocat939 · 2 years

Note

Hey may I request yandere cheesecake hcs? Just she is a very pretty and rich party thrower and i never see any yandere things about her! So I'm curious about her!

Fishnet lady.

Tw: Wealth difference, she gets horrified at poor people’s circumstances, mention of kidnapping, obsessive behavior, somewhat delusional thiughts

Yandere Cheesecake Hcs

• Starting off, I think Cheesecake’s type can differ depending on how wealthy you are. (No offense [•3•])

• If you’re rich she’ll be more obsessive, trying to charm you in every way possible. Which may or may not end up in her visiting your everyday, wanting to hang out.

• She’ll try to be as close as possible, clinging onto your arm of every moment. If you’re chilling in your house, she’ll try to steal some clothing/items. All in all, she’s basically making a shrine of you.

• If you’re average/middle-class she won’t pay much attention at first. Slowly, over time, then does she notice your presence. Perhaps you are a service person at her parties, offering drinks to the attendees. By any chance you’re gone from work one day, then you she notices a big difference.

• She’ll think you’re overworking yourself and worries quite a bit. (Especially since she hasn’t had to work too hard since she was born. Which makes her think regular shifts are too much.) She tries to give you gifts and take you out to expensive places, trying to show that she can provide for the both of you easily. So just hurry up and propose to her!

• This leads to our final class—the broke ones. The ones who just barely live by paycheck to paycheck. The only way I think you could meet her is by an accident of some sort. She almost gets hit by a car or something of the sort and you save her just in time. After you assure her safety you rush off, trying to get to work.

• As you run off, she sits on the pavement, in utter shock and in admiration for your bravery to risk your life. She’ll become a lovesick school girl in just mere minutes.

• She’ll pay agents to find out your identity and where you live, which ends up with her stalking you. When she arrives at the place, she’s horrified at the sight of your tiny apartment. (Basically a culture shock lmao)

• Barely any room to walk around, she sheds a few tears. Her poor savior doesn’t deserve such disgusting things! And oh goodness what is that thing?! Instant Ramen? How un-nutricional!

• She kidnaps you as soon as she can and overloads you with expensive things. New clothes? Of course, pick any luxury brand you want! Want to go somewhere? Don’t worry, she has a private jet with the best cuisines!

• In conclusion, you’re getting spoiled.

——————————————————

• Minus the fact that you’re getting spoiled, she is very affectionate. In public areas she’ll always hold your hand or be leaning into your side. In more private spaces though she’ll be all over you, wanting smooches and cuddles 24/7. She might whine like a spoiled brat if you don’t give her attention

• I don’t think she would get jealous too easily, considering they’ll probably pay more attention to her rather than you. But if they do get a little too close for her liking she’ll hire assassins to kill them.

• Don’t try ending the relationship or escaping. She’ll just take all the money you have and leave you in the dust, waiting for you to come back.

• One thing I think that would make her unique compared to others is the fact that she’s willing to understand your past life. No, she won’t let you go back to it; but she’s willing to hear any struggles or accomplishments in your journey of wealth.

• Rich and pretty lady is quite tame compared to most.

——————————————————

I find it ironic how’s she supposed to be rich and the attention of everything and yet she’s a rare. Devsis did her dirty lmaooo

- Celina

#cookie run #yandere cookie run #yandere #yandere x reader #cookie run ovenbreak #cheesecake cookie #Yandere cheesecake cookie

34 notes · View notes