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michaelnotwheeler · 1 year

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Okay but low-key need for byler first kiss to parallel Jim and Pam first kiss.

Like their so byler coded don’t even get me started 🫣

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kp777 · 1 month

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Fox Host Finally SNAPS, SHOUTS at Republican To Her Face!

Luke Beasley

April 4, 2024

Mari Bartiromo displayed her aggravation with Nancy Mace during a recent interview on Fox Business.

#nancy mace #kevin mccarthy #mike johnson #maria bartiromo #donald trump #2024 elections #luke beasley #Youtube #republicans

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guybracha · 6 months

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The Office - Prison Mike

"And I never got caught neither..."

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dodelof · 22 days

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Luke Beasley - YouTube - Oh no: He did it again

Mike Lindell.

The MyPillow-Guy. Er ist eines der besten Beispiele, was mit einem Menschen passiert, wenn er an Donald Trump glaubt, wenn er Trump nicht hinterfragt und ihn gottähnlich verehrt. Wenn wir schon bei Gott, Bibel und dem Gedöns sind: gibt es da nicht einen Punkt, wo es plus-minus heisst: Du sollst keine Götter neben mir haben? Wie auch immer. Auch hier wird wieder einmal schön aufgezeigt, dass Mike Lindell einfach nicht aufhören kann, sich immer tiefer und tiefer und tiefer in sein Grab zu schaufeln.

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#Luke Beasley #YouTube #Mike Lindell #MyPillow #Donald Trump #Loser #Traitor #Drugs #Treason #Losing Money #MAGA #Republican #Youtube

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ruleof3bobby · 2 months

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REPTILE (2023) Grade: C

Starts off with a good 1st act. Has your attention. Some good moments, missing a better explanation for the hook. The turns weren't pulse pounding. A little long as well. Didn't need to be 2 hours.

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reportwire · 1 year

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Bogdanovic, Pistons beat Jazz for back-to-back road wins

Bojan Bogdanovic scored 23 points and Kevin Knox II had a season-high 21 points, including a career-best six 3-pointers, to boost the Detroit Pistons to their second straight road win, 125-116 over the Utah Jazz SALT LAKE CITY — Bojan Bogdanovic scored 23 points and Kevin Knox II had a season-high 21 points, including a career-best six 3-pointers, to boost the Detroit Pistons to their second…

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#Alec Burks #Basketball #Bojan Bogdanovic #Collin Sexton #Jordan Clarkson #Kelly Olynyk #Kevin Knox #Killian Hayes #Lauri Markkanen #Malik Beasley #Marvin Bagley #Men&x27;s basketball #Men&x27;s sports #Mike Conley #NBA basketball #Professional basketball #Sports

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happy74827 · 2 years

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Fandom Masterlist

This is my official masterlist of everything I have currently written. It’ll constantly grow, so be on the lookout for updates.

Masterlist Guideline:

Angst [⛈] // Hurt/Comfort [🌦] // Fluff [🌷] // Lime [🫦] // Hurt/No Comfort [🌧️] // Platonic/Familial - [🌸]

Dexter

Brian Moser/Rudy Cooper

Contagiously Human (🌷⛈️)

Dexter Morgan

Dusty (⛈️)

Primal Fear (⛈️)

Burning Bridges (⛈️🌦️)

A New Moon (🫦)

Five Nights at Freddy’s (Movie)

Mike Schmidt

Unspoken Gestures (🌷)

Chaos Theory (🌷)

Fill The Void (🫦⛈️)

Emptiness Renewed (🫦⛈️🌷)

Resolute Hearts (⛈️🌷)

Bittersweet Blunders (🌷)

Vanessa Shelly

Family Line (⛈️🌧️🌸)

Steve Raglan/William Afton

Revelation (⛈️🌧️🌸)

Beyond Repair (⛈️🌷)

Karate Kid Universe

Johnny Lawrence

He's Got The Fire (🌦🌷)

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Bucky Barnes

Waking Nightmare (🌦️🌸)

Romanticize the Life (🫦🌷)

Steve Rogers

Let Me In (🌦️)

Cool Rider (🌷)

Making Up For Lost Time (⛈️🫦)

Thor Odinson

Mistakes Were Made (⛈🌦)

Elastic Heart (🌦)

All I Wanted Was You (⛈🌦)

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

Scott Pilgrim

Mayhem Market (🌷)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Gideon Graves

Work Jitters (🌷)

The Little Things (⛈️🌦️)

Loosing Control (🫦)

Powerless (🫦)

Burning Rage (🫦)

The True Revenge (🫦)

Lucas Lee

Tough Guy (🌷)

Matthew Patel

Study Buddy (🫦🌷)

Surprises and Candles (🫦)

Neil “Young Neil” Nordegraf

Art of the Mixtape (🌷)

Todd Ingram

Promises and Ballads (🌦️🌷)

Happy Accidents (🌦️🌷)

Succession

Kendall Roy

Only You (🫦⛈️)

Siobhan Roy

Just words (🌷)

Suits

Harvey Specter

Christmas War (🌷)

Moral Support (🌷⛈️🌸)

Late Night Serenity (🌦️)

Regrets and Resolutions (⛈🌷)

Valentine (🌷)

Butterflies (🌷)

Mike Ross

Oblivious to Love (🌷)

The Calm After The Storm (🌷🫦)

A Brother’s Promise (🌸🌦️🌷)

Prisoner of Love (⛈️🌷)

Supernatural

Castiel

Cold Little Heart (⛈️🫦)

Heaven’s Creation (🌷🌦️)

Crowley

The Demon With A Heart (🫦🌷⛈️)

Dean Winchester

Playing Hero (🌦🌷🌸)

Irrepressible Desire (🫦🌦)

Sam Winchester

Bring It In (🌦️)

Winchester! Reader

Haunted Memory (⛈🌸)

Echoes of Fear (⛈️🌦️🌸)

The Boys Universe

Hughie Campbell

Finding Solace (🌦️🌸)

Luke Riordan

Pink Palace (🌷)

Sam Riordan

No Ordinary Life [part 2]

Stay With Me (🌷🌦️)

The Fall Guy

Colt Seavers

I Want To Be Your Lover (🌷🫦)

The Walking Dead

Daryl Dixon

Only Stitches Can Be Undone (⛈️🌦️)

Rick Grimes

Lost On You (⛈️🌦️)

Out of Reach (🌷)

His Ghostly Touch (🌧️⛈️)

The Lesson of Reality (🌸⛈️)

You

Joe Goldberg

Shadow Knight (🌦️)

Lily of the Valley (🌷)

Rhys Montrose

The Devil’s Tango (🌦️)

The Night You Left (⛈️🌧️)

Always The Fool (🌧️)

The Game

Other Characters

Albert Wesker (Resident Evil Universe)

Conflicted, Yet Certain (🫦)

Billy (Burn)

After Hours (🌦️)

Felix Bell (In the Dark)

Put on a Happy Face (🌦️🌷)

Marty Byrde (Ozark)

10:37p.m. (⛈🌸)

Marty Mcfly (BTTF Trilogy)

Remember Me (⛈)

Painful Memories (🌦️)

Parallel Hearts (🌷)

Stupid With Love (🌷)

Dance With Me (🌷)

Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

Mind’s Eye (🌷🫦)

Travis “Trapper” Beasley (GxK: TNE)

The Way You Kiss Me (🌷🫦)

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fastbreakpoints · 1 year

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trade deadline 2k23: a summary

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lakers - twolves - jazz

lakers get: d'angelo russell, jarred vanderbilt, malik beasley jazz get: russell westbrook, juan toscano-anderson, damian jones, 1st rd pick twolves get: mike conley, nickeil alexander-walker, picks

russ: expected to be bought out by the jazz

blazers - knicks

blazers get: cam reddish, svi mykhailiuk*, ryan arcidiacono, protected 1st rd pick knicks get: josh hart

spurs - raptors

raptors get: jakob poeltl spurs get: khem birch, protected 1st rd pick, two 2nd rd picks

suns - nets (the big one)

suns get: kevin durant, TJ warren nets get: mikal bridges, cam johnson, jae crowder*, four 1st rd picks, 2028 pick swap

celtics - thunder

celtics get: mike muscala thunder get: justin jackson, two 2nd rd picks

bucks - nets - pacers

bucks get: jae crowder nets get: five 2nd rd picks (bucks) pacers get: serge ibaka (bucks), george hill (bucks), 2nd rd pick

nuggets - lakers

nuggets get: thomas bryant lakers get: davon reed, three 2nd-round picks

blazers - sixers - hornets

blazers get: matisse thybulle (sixers) sixers get: jalen mcdaniels (hornets) hornets get: svi mykhailiuk (blazers), multiple 2nd-round picks

suns - thunder

suns get: darius bazley thunder get: dario saric, 2nd rd pick

clips - nuggets

clippers get: bones hyland nuggets get: two 2nd rd picks

hawks - pistons - warriors

hawks get: saddiq bey (hawks) pistons get: james wiseman (warriors) warriors get: five 2nd-round picks, kevin knox* (pistons)

hawks - rockets

hawks get: garrison mathews, bruno fernando rockets get: justin holiday, frank kaminsky, two 2nd rd picks

clips - grizz - rockets

clips get: eric gordon (rockets), three 2nd rd picks (grizz) grizz get: luke kennard rockets get: john wall (clips), danny green (grizz), pick swap

danny green, john wall: likely to get bought out/waived

lakers - magic

lakers get: mo bamba magic get: pat bev, draft compensation

spurs - pels

spurs get: devonte' graham, four 2nd rd picks pels get: josh richardson

clips - hornets

clips get: mason plumlee hornets get: reggie jackson

reggie jackson: likely to get bought out

blazers - warriors

blazers get: kevin knox, five 2nd rd picks warriors get: gary payton II

WAIVED PLAYERS (SO FAR)

pacers: goga bitadze, serge ibaka thunder: justin jackson twolves: bryn forbes spurs: dewayne dedmon

will barton: likely to get bought out by the wiz

#one thing about me is that I love a good list lol #trade deadline 2k23 #*

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ariel-seagull-wings · 1 year

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FICTIONAL CHARACTER ASK: FOZZIE BEAR

(Asked by popular vote on the polls)

@thealmightyemprex @amalthea9 @angelixgutz @moonbeamelf @queerfloydpepper @mx-piggy @softlytowardthesun @princesssarisa @silverfoxstole @goodanswerfoxmonster @professorlehnsherr-almashy

Favorite Thing About Them: He started out a bit proudfull, erroneously thinking that to proove to others that he was a good comedian, he "had to work alone". But slowly he evolved into a character who wasn't afrayed of showing vulnerability nor ashamed of asking his friends to help him out, and with their support Fozzie started to make comedy not to proove something to anyone, but out of love for comedy. Somedays will be good, somedays will be bad, the harsh criticisms will hit hard on his self steem, but he always regains confidence to get on the stage again. And Fozzie is so gratefull for the encouragement he receives that he becomes one of the most loyal and kind friends of Kermit and the other Muppets, sharing his shoulder for them to cry and his support when they are feeling down or even in great danger.

Least Favorite Thing About Them: As somebody who prefers to stick with plans, I relate to his mother's frustration when Fozzie appears by surprise in her house and brings all friends along without asking her if she can prepare herself to receive them as guests, making her cancell a travel that she has been waiting for days.

Three Things I Have In Common With Them:

* I deal with self steem problems;

* I can be bumbling and awkward in social interactions;

* I consider comedy the greatest comfort in my life;

Three Things I Don't Have In Common With Them:

* I'm not a bear;

* I'm not working as a stand-up comedian;

* I don't wear a tie;

Favorite Line:

From The Muppet Show

"I went to a resort hotel for a change and a rest. The waiter got the change and the hotel got the rest!"

"Fozzie: Say, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater. At the stage door, I passed a bunch of Muppet fans and suddenly, I hear...

Kermit: GOOD GRIEF, THE COMEDIA'S A BEAR!

Fozzie: No he's a-not. He's a wearin' a neck-a-tie!"

"Rowlf: Oh Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?

Fozzie: Oh, just for the halibut!"

"Rowlf: Oh Fozzie, what are you carrying the hoop for?

Fozzie: Because Statler and Waldorf are always saying the show is hoop-less!"

"Rowlf: I said can you play hat-less?!

Fozzie: I don't know! Who wrote it?"

"Fozzie: Would you lend me a fiver 'till pay day?

Kermit: Fozzie, you already owe me five!

Fozzie: Oh, please, please! I know it, but I gotta pay my writer: the legendary Gags Beasley.

Kermit: "The legendary Gags" comes pretty cheap, doesn't he?

Fozzie: Well, we worked out a pretty good deal.

Kermit: Oh, you pay him by the line?

Fozzie: No, I pay him for the laugh.

Kermit: Oh, then he owes you money!"

"Fozzie: Hey, did you hear the one about the bed?

Kermit: Uh, no.

Fozzie: That's good 'cause I haven't made it up yet!"

"Scooter: Hello, and what's your name?

Fozzie: Mike Oznowiski.

Scooter: Oh, so you're the telephone pole!"

"Kermit: Fozzie, what is that?!

Fozzie: I'm the Tin Woodsman.

Kermit: There's no Tin Woodsman in Alice in Wonderland!

Fozzie: Alice in Wonderland? I tought we were doing Peter Pan!"

"Fozzie: Kermit, are you feeling okay? You look kinda green.

Kermit: I'm always green!

Fozzie: How do you know when you're sick?"

"Fozzie: Now, I am going to pull a rabbit out of this hat. 1, 2, 3 Presto!

Rabbi: Shalom!

Robin: Fozzie, that's not a rabbit, that's a rabbi!

Fozzie: You was expecting the Pope maybe?"

From The Jim Henson Hour

"Showbiz! The first time you open the script to see the magic, the excitement, the adventure...and how many lines you got."

From The Muppet Movie

"Here I am, Fozzie Bear. To tell you jokes both old and rare."

"Fozzie: Once, there was this sailor who was so bad...

Sailor: How bad was he?

Fozzie: Uh... he was so bad that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all."

"Kermit: Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?

Fozzie: I took a correspondence course."

"Fozzie: Oh, I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.

Bunsen: Well then, you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?"

"They don't look like Presbyterians to me."

"Kermit: Fozzie.

Fozzie: Yes.

Kermit: Uh, bear left.

Fozzie: What?

Kermit: Bear left!

Fozzie: Right, frog.

Kermit: What?"

From The Great Muppet Caper

"Kermit: Great Britain! We're actually in Great Britain!

Fozzie: Oh no! We'll never get to England now!"

"Fozzie: Kermit, are bears allowed in these fountains?

Kermit: What?

Fozzie: Are bears allowed in these fountains?

Kermit: No, I don't think so.

Fozzie: I need a bath."

"Boy, a classy place like this you'd think they'd have pretzels on the table."

"Ya' know, if you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes just like ginger ale!"

From The Muppets Take Manhattan

"Scooter: Listen, all I'm saying is that maybe it's time we all went out on our own.

Fozzie: You mean 'out on our own' alone? Without even each other even?"

From Muppet Treasure Island

"Bunsen: How unfortuitous our firearms weren't loaded.

Fozzie: I'll say. We might have shot somebody."

From Muppets from Space

"Kermit: We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of Goverment agents.

Fozzie: I have a joke book."

From The Muppets at the Walt Disney World

"Kermit, you don't understand. You are asking us to choose between Walt Disney World and fried bugs!"

From Muppets Online

"Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to the other site!"

"Last night, I was on the computer so late that today, I had to take an-pp."

From The Muppets Haunted Mansion

"Fozzie: Hiya hiya hiya. Boy, you're an scary audience. Usually I'm worried about dying up here, but it looks like you beat me to it!

Statler and Waldorf: Boo! Boo!

Fozzie: Oh no, not you guys. Don't you have anything better to do than boo me?

Waldorf: We're ghosts!

Statler: Yeah, booing comes with the territory!"

brOTP: Kermit the Frog, Robin the Frog, Rowlf the Dog, Miss Piggy, Link Hogthrob, Gonzo the Great, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Janice, Sweetums, Sam the Eagle, Rizzo the Rat, Yolanda the Rat, Pepe the King Prawn, Bean Bunny, Clifford, Bobo the Bear, Statler, Waldorf.

OTP: Link Hogthrob, Kermit the Frog, Rowlf the Dog, Gonzo the Great, Scooter, Skeeter, Beth Bear, Dora Bear, Becky.

nOTP: Miss Piggy, Animal, Statler, Waldorf.

Random Headcanon: Fozzie once tried to get a job in a circus, but gaved up because the owner insisted in making him a Wild Bear to be Tamed instead of giving him the job of clown he actually wanted.

Unpopular Opinion: It's time for a Muppet movie or special to have Fozzie experiencing a personal conflict as the main plot focus. We have a sitcom, several movies and specials focusing on Kermit and Miss Piggy, and several movies and specials focusing on Gonzo by now. Fozzie is Kermit's best friend and the emotional hearth of the group, who is capable of much pathos just as he is capable of providing comic relief. I believe he has the right to be the main lead in a project just like his friends have been.

Song I Associate With Them:

Movin' Right Along

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Oklahoma

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Close to You

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Knees Up Mother Brown

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Wotcher Knocked 'Em In the Old Kent Road

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An Actor's Life For Me

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You're Special to Me

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Best Friends

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Favorite Picture of Them:

Solo Posing

With his Mother

With his best friend, Kermit the Frog

As a baby in The Muppets Take Manhattan

As a baby in the 1984 cartoon series Muppet Babies

#tumblr mutuals #fandom musings #fictional character ask #character ask meme #the muppets #muppets #the muppet show #fozzie bear #frank oz #Youtube

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goalhofer · 1 month

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2024 Texas Rangers Roster

Pitchers

#17 Nathan Eovaldi (Alvin, Texas)

#22 Jon Gray (Chandler, Oklahoma)

#23 Michael Lorenzen (Fullerton, California)*

#25 José Leclerc (Esperanza, Dominican Republic)

#31 Max Scherzer (Chesterfield, Missouri)

#33 Dane Dunning (Green Cove Springs, Florida)

#37 David Robertson (Tuscaloosa, Alabama)*

#39 Kirby Yates (Kauai County, Hawaii)*

#44 Andrew Heaney (Warr Acres, Oklahoma)

#46 Brock Burke (Jefferson County, Colorado)

#48 Jacob DeGrom (Ormond Beach, Florida)

#51 Tyler Mahle (Westminster, California)*

#54 José Ureña (Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic)

#57 Yerry Rodríguez (Santiago De Los Caballeros, Dom Rep)

#61 Cody Bradford (Aledo, Texas)

#65 Grant Anderson (West Orange, Texas)

#66 Josh Sborz (Fairfax County, Virginia)

#67 Jacob Latz (Lemont Township, Illinois)

#72 Jonathan Hernández (Memphis, Tennessee)

#84 Carson Coleman (Lexington, Kentucky)**

Catchers

#12 Andrew Knizner (Hanover County, Virginia)*

#28 Jonah Heim (Amherst, New York)

Infielders

#2 Marcus Semien (El Cerrito, California)

#5 Corey Seager (Kannapolis, North Carolina)

#6 Josh Jung (San Antonio, Texas)

#8 Josh Smith (Baton Rouge, Louisiana)

#20 Ezequiel Durán (San Juan De La Maguana, Dominican Republic)

#21 Jared Walsh (Suwanee, Georgia)*

#30 David Lowe; Jr. (Marietta, Georgia)

#38 Davis Wendzel (San Juan Capistrano, California)**

#56 Justin Foscue (Huntsville, Alabama)**

Outfielders

#3 Leody Taveras (Tenares, Dominican Republic)

#16 Travis Jankowski (Lancaster, Pennsylvania)

#32 Evan Carter (Elizabethton, Tennessee)

#36 Wyatt Langford (Trenton, Florida)**

#53 José García (Ciudad Ciego De Ávila, Cuba)

Coaches

Manager Bruce Bochy (Melbourne, Florida)

Bench coach Donnie Ecker (Los Altos, California)

Hitting coach Tim Hyers (Covington, Georgia)

Assistant hitting coach Seth Conner (Rogersville, Missouri)

Pitching coach Mike Maddux (Las Vegas, Nevada)

Bullpen coach Brett Hayes (Los Angeles, California)

Catching coach Bobby Wilson (Dunedin, Florida)

1B coach William Ragsdale (Jonesboro, Arkansas)

3B coach Tony Beasley (Fredericksburg, Virginia)

Assistant coach Will Venable (San Rafael, California)

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fundiepredictions · 7 months

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Fastest and slowest marriage to baby #1

who was the fastest having a baby after marriage and who the slowest?

Paul and Christian Caldwell (222 days, probably already pregnant on weddingday)

Jonathan and Kaylee Hill (242 days, Gideon was born early)

Evan and Carlin Stewart (251 days)

Austin and Joy Forsyth (273 days)

Joseph and Kendra Duggar (273 days)

Jeremiah and Hannah Duggar (274 days)

Kelton and Josie Balka (287 days)

Mike and Suzette Keller (288 days)

Derick and Jill Dillard (289 days)

Jeremiah and Allison Helferich (293 days)

Only three new couples in this list. And the Duggars are over represented with four couples in this list.

A harsher list because a lot of these couples had trouble conciving.

Andrew and Kori Wissmann (2669 days)

Nathan and Melanie Maxwell (1880 days)

JimBob and Michelle Duggar (1321 days, used BC)

Alan and Rachel Busenitz (1305 days)

Jesse and AnnaPatrice Maxwell (1155 days)

Daniel and Bethany Beasley (858 days)

Steve and Teri Maxwell (841 days)

Jeremy and Jinger Vuolo (621 days, used BC)

Christopher and AnnaMarie Maxwell (589 days)

Marlin and Becky Bontrager (570 days)

An almost complete new list with only two 'old' couples.

#fundie #statistics #smallest marriage to baby #longest marriage to baby

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duggardata · 1 year

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Could you do an updated marriage to first born for the Bates as well please? How do they compare to the Duggars?

Data, Please!: All The Predictor Couples' Marriage–to–Firstborn Spacings

[ Follow–Up to This Post, Which Followed–Up This Post, Which Was A Follow–Up to This Post ]

Sure! And let’s expand it to all Predictor Couples, because why not?! Here’s the list, as of 2022, starting with the shortest—

251 Days Carlin (Bates) + Evan Stewart

272 Days Wesley + Rachel (Smith) Morton

273 Days Joe + Kendra (Caldwell) Duggar

273 Days Joy (Duggar) + Austin Forsyth

277 Days Samuel + Alyssa (Campana) Morton

279 Days Jer + Hannah (Wissmann) Duggar (Duggar Data)

282 Days Jer + Hannah (Wissmann) Duggar (Wissmann Data)

282 Days Katie (Morton) + Alan Smith

287 Days Josie (Bates) + Kelton Balka

287 Days Andrew + Kennedy (Decker) Morton

288 Days Mike + Suzette Keller

289 Days Jill (Duggar) + Derick Dillard

293 Days Allison (Bontrager) + Jeremiah Helferich

297 Days Michael + Kressant (Smith) Morton

298 Days Cleve + Lisë (Kendall) Morton

298 Days Courtney + Christopher Rogers*

299 Days Edwin + Francessca (Tuggle) Morton

309 Days David + Jill (Noyes) Rodrigues*

317 Days Carson + Carolina (Bowers) Bontrager

317 Days Erin (Bates) + Chad Paine*

318 Days Joshua + Cassidy (Bowers) Bontrager

319 Days Zach + Whitney (Perkins) Bates

320 Days Adeline (Morton) + Michael Holloway

322 Days Grace (Wikstrom) + Kord Etbauer

322 Days Alyssa (Bates) + John Webster

326 Days Ruth (Wissmann) + Ryan Bourlier

328 Days Tori (Bates) + Bobby Smith

331 Days Josiah + Lauren (Swanson) Duggar*

334 Days Martha (Morton) + Tayte Alexander

349 Days David + Hannah (Reber) Keller

360 Days Nathan + Esther (Keyes) Bates

369 Days Jessa (Duggar) + Ben Seewald

377 Days Gil + Kelly Jo (Callaham) Bates

377 Days Josh + Anna (Keller) Duggar

392 Days Chelsy (Bontrager) + John Maxwell

393 Days Joseph + Elissa (Frost) Maxwell

394 Days Jed + Katey (Nakatsu) Duggar

395 Days Dorothy (Morton) + Noah Sanders

406 Days Priscilla (Keller) + David Waller

430 Days John David + Abbie (Burnett) Duggar

434 Days Ellissa (Baird) + Andrii Petrenko

443 Days Nurie (Rodrigues) + Nathan Keller

447 Days Katie (Bates) + Travis Clark (Note—Birth Control.)

447 Days Matthias + Michelle (Kingery) Wissmann

489 Days Bethany (Baird) + David Beal

500 Days Meagan (Forsyth) + Bobby Ballinger

522 Days Josiah + Abi (Rehm) Wissmann

556 Days Mitchell + Brynn (Leppert) Bontrager

586 Days Sierra Jo + Mark Dominguez

588 Days Christopher + Anna Marie (Hamilton) Maxwell

621 Days Jinger (Duggar) + Jeremy Vuolo

691 Days Kristen + Justin Young

816 Days Bethany (Wissmann) + Daniel Beasley

Note—An asterisk (*) indicates a Firstborn Spacing based on a loss. These couples' 1st Live Birth also contributes to their data; however, as a Post–Loss Spacing, rather than a Firstborn Spacing.

Some couples don't have a Marriage–to–Firstborn Spacing listed. In these cases it's because—(1) they have not announced Pregnancy #1 yet, or (2) they had fertility struggles prior to Baby #1.

#firstborn spacing #marriage to firstborn

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picturethisshow · 11 months

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NEW VENUE WHO DIS??? We are so excited to bring Picture This! to a new, one of a kind venue, that will allow for a new level of immersive live animated comedy. And we've got a HOT lineup worthy of the big holiday weekend!

Comedy by: Aparna Nancherla (Late Night, The Great North) James Adomian (Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Cartoon Network) Nick Rutherford (Adult Swim) Carmen Christopher (Peacock) Kyle Mizono (Comedy Central) Max Beasley

Animation by: Mike L. Mayfield (Adult Swim, FOX) Mike Hollingsworth (Golden Girls 3033) Luke McGarry (National Cartoonist Society) Natasha Kline (Disney) Ilana M. Schwartz Portlynn Tagavi & Dave Bow Hosted by: Brandie Posey (Lady to Lady) SUNDAY 7/2 Doors 7pm Show 8pm PT / 11pm ET Tickets: https://nonplusultra.ticketleap.com/picture-this/ *Lineup subject to change without notice LIVE SHOW TICKETS: $10 pre-sale, $15 day-of *21+, LIMITED Street Parking available, ride share encouraged LIVESTREAM ONLY: $10 *Not all performers guaranteed to be on the livestream

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John Beasley Dies: ‘Everwood’ and ‘The Soul Man’ Actor Was 79

John Beasley, best known for playing Irv Harper in the hit television series Everwood, has died. He was 79. Beasley’s passing was confirmed by his son Mike in a Facebook post, where he wrote, “Man…you know this is a part of life…but that doesn’t make it any easier. I lost my best friend today. They say you shouldn’t ever meet your heroes because they don’t turn out to be who you thought they…

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SMART BOMB

The Completely Unnecessary News Analysis

By Christopher Smart

April 16, 2024

MUSIC HEARD AT TRUMP RALLIES

1 – God Bless the USA — Lee Greenwood

2 – Don't Worry Be Happy — Bobby McFerrin

3 – Rumors of Glory — Bruce Cockburn

4 – The Pretender — Jackson Browne

5 – Too Much to Hide — Joseph Arthur

6 – America Has a Problem — Beyoncé

7 – Friend Of The Devil — Grateful Dead

8 – I'm a Loser — The Beatles

9 – Guilty Filthy Soul — Awolnation

10 – Phone Call From Leavenworth — Chris Whitley

HOPELESS UTAH JAZZ SHOULD DRAFT CAITLIN CLARK

Hold on to your Air Jordans. The Utah Jazz losing ways could be over. Imagine buying seasons tickets not realizing that the front office would trade away all its good players so the Jazz would lose games. What? True story. At one point this season the Jazz were 26 and 26 — a .500 percentage that could get them into the playoffs. So they traded some players and ended the season with 31 wins and 51 loses. Gone are Simone Fontecchio, Ochai Agbaji and Kelly Olynyk. Last season, they traded Mike Conley, Nickeil Alexander-Walker, Malik Beasley and Jarred Vanderbilt. And before that Bojan Bogdanovic, Donovan Mitchell, Rudy Gobert, Royce O’Neale and Joe Ingles were shown the door. It's all part of a strategy to get good draft picks. Really? Let's trade away our good players so we can get some good players. OK, listen to this: A first round draft pick in the NBA will get millions but Caitlin Clark, if she goes first in the WNBA draft, will make less than $76,000. For real. It's not fair. So the braintrust at the Jazz should do this, offer Clark $5 million to come to Salt Lake City. She'd be worth every cent, maybe more. You're right Wilson, it probably won't' happen. But wouldn't it be nice to have a team you could really root for instead of The Replacements. There's always next year.

SUPPORT THE WINTER OLYMPICS — OR ELSE

If you're not excited about Salt Lake City's bid for the 2034 Winter Games, better keep your mouth shut. It's kinda like being a Republican in Congress who thinks Donald Trump is a blow-hard fraud and rapist with a a crush on Putin. You better keep it to yourself if you know what's good for you. Utah's leaders love the Olympics. Salt Lake City's 2002 Winter Games put us on the map. Finally, after all those years of insecurity we got noticed! Props for us! Now people know we're closer to Vegas than to Chicago, although they still can't pick us out on a map. The 2002 Winter Games were televised but viewers couldn't tell Mormons from heathens. People around the globe were watching and asking, where are all the Mormons. Funny how they blend in so well. The folks from the International Olympic Committee (IOC) were here again sizing up the place to see if they should award the 2034 Games to Salt Lake City. Everyone knows that Mitt Romney saved the 2002 Games after Tom Welch was caught wrestling his naked wife in the garage when the cops showed up. It had something to do with his mistress. Not exactly the kind of news coverage Olympic boosters like. This time around, our leaders have been instructed — no naked wrestling.

Post script — That's a wrap for another beautiful spring week here at Smart Bomb where we keep track of O.J. Simpson, so you don't have to. The Juice is dead. It's been three decades since the so-called “trial of the century,” where the football and Hollywood star was on trial for the murders of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. O.J. was acquitted of homicide — a victory for all of black America — but later was found responsible for their deaths in a civil suit. Can't get more American than that. Moving on: Headlines this week included this from The Salt Lake Tribune: “In hunt for ‘white elephants’ in Utah, Olympic commission comes up empty-handed.” No Wilson, we have no idea why they were looking for elephants here. Weird. This headline is from The Washington Post: “Here’s why California is drought-free for a second straight year.” Even the band got that one — rain. Duh. From the Deseret News: “Climate change is forcing ants in Colorado to migrate.” News you can use? Daily Beast: “There’s Never Been Anyone More Relatable Than Bigfoot.” Huh? It'a actually a review of the new movie, “Sasquatch Sunset,” about a family of Bigfoot — or is it Bigfeet. And yes, Wilson, it's one of those flicks that probably would be better if you're stoned.

Well Wilson, history is being made as we speak. The Donald is on trial in New York City on charges he falsified documents to cover up a sex scandal involving a porn star right before an election. It's the first criminal trial of an American former president. The poor guy is on a real bummer. So maybe you and the band can give him a sendoff with a little something to brighten his day — or not:

Brother runnin' powder money Daddy's somewhere on a drunk In the hours, after washing I do my dreaming with a gun Well I come down from the country Find a lesson in the draw There ain't no secrets in the city It's hard living with the law They got machines, mama I can't figure They got a romance made for doing time Send me out child, running outside Out along a world of crime Gonna swing my scythe, got a hand upon the handle Gonna shade my children ways I understand Milk the trigger, kill the hunger Staring down this broken land So fetch on up your greasy apron Spread your lover in the straw Hear me baby, I'm nearly crazy It's hard living with the law

(Living With the Law — Chris Whitley)

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