#metrosexual king

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

Nebenan (2021) Daniel Brühl as Daniel Weltz

Get ready with me, Daniel Weltz YouTube influencer era.

#daniel brühl #nebenan #next door #daniel weltz #get ready with me #GRWM #metrosexual king #influencer AU #my gifs #gifset

[warwickroyals]

I blame Derek Guy for this but I legit can’t dress my male sims anymore because my third eye has been opened and all the suits I have in game are terrible, unflattering slim-fit nightmares.

The tailoring is awful.

#james is way too fashionable to be dressed this way smh #warwick.text #metrosexual king . . . the curse of being a hetro man who cares about fashion #it’s unironically the ‘your drip too different’ meme SIGH

[blorbocedes]

worst of the best? isn't that what they call jenson and he got a wdc

lando doesn't have sex appeal like that you're setting him up 😭😭

#blorbocedes ask #it was 2009 and he was the king of metrosexuality...

[flying-princess]

Here is the best ship in South Park, Craig and Tweek, in their very stylish outfits that they wore when they innocently thought they were metrosexual when really...they were gay the whole time.

It's been forever since I've drawn these two. Happy Pride!

#south park fanart #South Park #creek #south park creek #sp creek #creek south park #tweek tweak #craig tucker #tweek and craig #tweek x craig #metrosexual #gay #lgbtq #happy pride 🌈 #happy pride month #South Park is gay #they were such closeted gays #blush #pink #slay kings

[dogtheories]

I don't think Lalo is gay in the slightest but I'll reblog posts calling him gay if they're funny

#soda.txt #let cartel members be metrosexual kings it's 2003

[angeltannis]

I’m drafting up a long ass post about The Crow (2024)’s trailer but first I gotta just say WHAT IS THIS TROY CALYPSO LOOKING MF 😂😭💀

#I swear the post is more nuanced than this one I’m trying to be objective with it #but why did they turn Eric into an emo rap SoundCloud fuckboy 😂 #I mean I guess that kinda IS the 2024 equivalent of the tortured goth rocker lol #but I can’t get over it 😭 how dare you masculinize Eric Draven king of the metrosexual goths

[jeyneofpoole]

acok dash simulator

🐺 winterscumming

i’m sorry but the lannisters licherally can’t expect us to just ignore what they did to our liege lord lmao???? sitting up there on that jank throne like i won’t answer the summons as soon as lord starks’ kid calls the banners goddddds the blonde hair makes those cunts stupid. also the incest probably. what is the north known for again??? forgetting??? that’s what i thought…….

🦁 gains-of-castamere

typical northern scum lmao. bring up the ‘incest’ allegations all you want but nobody’s ever allowed to mention stark’s actual bastard as if it’s just, like, fine????? we’ll see who’s laughing when king joffrey seizes your lands and holdfasts ig

🧜‍♂️ womanderly

cersei lannister isn’t gonna fuck you bro

⛓️ iron-pryce

you will never fucking guess what i saw lady asha and lord greyjoy’s other kid doing on the docks today ohhhhhhhh my god

🍑 rainbowhard

LORAS TYRELL BESTED BY A WENCH THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEE

🦄 renlybrocade

she should’ve killed him the realm can afford to lose one twink

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

the comet is a sign of his coming

🦊 flor-aunt-it

me and the comet are making out sloppy style

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

you will burn

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

not my ass going on the great ranging lmao i should’ve deserted 🙏😭

🐻 lordcommandr

Report to command tent. Immediately.

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

oh my god

🛶 c-bitch

they really expect me to follow this metrosexual into battle. ok. gold price looking nepo baby cunt he fucking shot todric and i’m just supposed to steal a castle with him. ok!!!!!! i miss asha……..

🩸 reek

heyyyyyyy i’m in the dungeon fornormal reasons does someone wannacome say hi?

🦑 princee-of-winterfell

ok lol

🐉 that-one-loyalist

i swear to fucking god i just saw daenerys targaryen burn down the house of the undying????? queen???? hello???

🐴 in-the-whoarde

likely place for her to be

⚓️ sonsshine

i love my dad i love boats this is great we’re going to blackwater next i’m sure our victory will be righteous in the eyes of our lord

⚓️ sonsshine

⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️ ⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️

#yes the implication is that jeor has and uses tumblr. i think this is true #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #cersei lannister #loras tyrell #brienne of tarth #jeor mormont #ramsay bolton #davos seaworth #daenerys targaryen #acok #a clash of kings

[king-krisu]

Ok in my frantic live-posting I forgot to mention context behind the photos so here it is lol: (all of these were sent in by him btw)

1. Mikke (5) and Jere (3)

2. Jere and the fam in Vienna on holiday

3. Jere playing the drums in elementary school

4. Mikke (with apparently an important part of the family, Metallica) and Jere (who according to him was in his "Fruittari" phase and yes, it's a play on the word fruit. It's a style from the early 2000s where the closest equivalent would be metrosexual lol)

5. His time in the hospital where he apparently used a lot of his time coping through gambling/playing the lottery

6. Our king going to Provinssi at 18-20 years old

7. Him dressed up to eat at Palace (a fancy restaurant in Helsinki)

8. His first gigs at Puksubaari where he's handing out lotteries lol

#käärijä #jere pöyhönen #cha cha cha #eurovision #king behaviour

[brakingpoint]

breaking away from my commitment to not being a tinhat blog to briefly give my 2 cents on which drivers i think are gay/bi

max: bisexual but will never fully consciously realise due to his desperation to settle down into a white picket fence 2.5 kids and 2 cats marriage with kelly. perhaps, subconsciously, that is why he is so quick to settle. so his cock does not have time to wander

checo: cheats like a straight man. will kiss the homies after a beer or two but always remembers to say no homo because gay activities aren't very catholic

charles: i know he's Not French but he's gay in a french way, where if you don't have a deeply tragic homoerotic bond at least once in your life they revoke your citizenship but it doesn't actually count as being gay

george: things i did not learn at oxford - proper orchestration technique, anything about non-brazilian hip hop, the different types of augmented sixths. things i DID learn at oxford: george russell would lick his best mate's nipples at the bullingdon club party for the photo op but he would staunchly refuse to identify as anything other than straight

lewis: on the one hand i think he is actually genuinely gay or bi and will come out publicly within the next five years. on the other hand only the worst kind of straight man could have done that to nicole scherzinger's boob

carlos: he's not gay but he IS in a deep long term open relationship with lando

lando: see above. also i used to watch dan and phil and i see no other explanation for whatever the situation is with him and max fewtrell. he's bisexual i know it in my soul

esteban: god love him but that is a heterosexual man. a charmingly sexless one but a heterosexual nonetheless

fernando: will fuck other men as an intimidation tactic only but he's never needed to resort to that because he's intimidating enough already

valtteri: not an iota of gayness in him. heterosexual wife guy. ass fixation easily explained away by being finnish

seb: BISEXUAL KING, NO OTHER COMMENT

daniel: he has successfully gaslit everybody into thinking he's bisexual due to his relentless flirtations with other men but it's all part of the brand. he has never, ever won a game of gay chicken

kevin: no.

pierre: once again, gay in a french way but ALSO gay in a gay chicken way with yuki and against all odds they both won like katniss and peeta in the hunger games

lance: despite his gay little voice everything about him and his ex has me confident that he not only fucks exclusively heterosexually, but he fucks WELL

mick: i think there's a lil sumn sumn there. i don't know if or when it will ever come to light. but i don't think he's one hundred percent committed to straighthood. maybe it's bisexual osmosis from having seb as a mentor

yuki: DOES identify as straight but also identifies as never ever losing a game of gay chicken so now he and pierre have been fucking nightly for approximately several months and it's getting increasingly romantic each time

zhou: remember when we all used to say metrosexual in the early 2000s to describe a straight man with the fashion and grooming sense of a gay man?

alex: he and lily absolutely have bi4bi energy in every aspect of their online posting and that is why they are thee superior formula one couple

nicky: straight but i could fix him

bonus 1 (nyck): a man that short has to adapt to maximise his dating pool. it's basic evolutionary theory or something idk i dropped biology after gcses

bonus 2 (hulk): no.

bonus 3 (nico rosberg): the most flagrantly bisexual individual i have ever seen in my life and i look in the mirror daily

[thaliexvii]

Raphael Sorel in accurate historical costume (circa 1580) in front of the Louvre (at that time period, it was the Royal palace) Something important is happening there, a party or something, since Raphael is dressed elegantly with the ruff that is an ornament aristocrats only wear at events and often only wear the same ruff once since it is often damaged after. The size of it shows the importance of the person wearing it. Raphael was probably in the king's favor (he would have gotten along well with the actual time period king Henri III, they were both intellectuals and both metrosexual men, loving dances and refined leisure. Both also trying to stop the religious wars (though Raphael will mostly try to stop them for Amy but he could have agreed with the king on this too, mostly that it also helps him gain his favors)). Since he was getting higher in the hierarchy and favored by the king, it was probably why some were jealous and used that malfested ally event to accuse him.

#raphael sorel #soul calibur #historical costuming #my art

[baron-tremayne-caple]

Are We Really Overpopulated? Bill Gates Stop Lying.

Real News, True Facts, That Is Correct.

‪~ Baron Tremayne Caple A.K.A. Foxy Fox/Foxy Kitsune Fox/Fox Man/Fox King/King Fox/Gemini Man/Autism Man/Rainbow Man Is A Metrosexual/God Of Autism/King Of Autism/God Of Asperger/King Of Asperger 🦊

#bill gates #overpopulation #over population #fake news #real news #fuck democrats #democratic socialism #democratic presidential nominee #democratic party #democrat #democrats #liberal lies #liberal feminism #liberalization #liberals #liberal #fuck liberals #liberalism #liberal media #this is the future liberals want #true #fact #facts #truth #liberal logic #liberal lunacy #liberal humor #liberalworldorder #mainstream media #news media

[heartstopper-adjacent]

That Moment...

My first Heartstopper Adjacent Moment. Like all of us queers, I was about the "Am I Gay" quizzes. My earliest memories of realizing I was gay related to some moments when I was 13 and 14. I had a guy friend in the neighborhood who was a massive nerd like me. I pictured us as the OG Xbox guy (him) and Nintendo girl (me). I didn't know gays existed then, so I always got off on the idea of becoming a girl to be with him. This quickly got me in touch with gay and trans communities online before I even came out.

I figured out I was gay quickly but didn't figure out my gender presentation until much later, around 22 or 23. Once I learned I didn't need to transition to be with a guy, I entered my coming out era. I was scared, but I didn't really understand the full extent of backlash toward gays at that age. I foolishly texted all my friends (from my Microsoft Kin) that my cousin was gay to gauge the response. If the answer was good, I was like, "Surprise! No gay cousin, it's me!!" This was in 2010/2011, and one of the dudes I came out to responded with, "No way, I'm metrosexual," we became best friends for a solid three years or so.

This was a pretty good response for being deep in the South in a conservative area. Long story short, Nick is my king, and I really get his frantic googling.

#personal #heartstopper

[healingwgabs]

no one talks about the BDE that jesus had. so i thought i would mention it. like literal metrosexual fruity king kinda vibes...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Tavros: mETROSEXUAL IS OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST THING TO COME OUT OF HOMOPHOBIA

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #tavros nitram #mod terezi #hang on i forgot what metrosexual was lemme look it up #for some reason the only thing that rings any bells with it is simba from the lion king #i'm gonna regret looking it up but i gotta #for scientific reasons #okay yeah that is stupid you're very on the money tavros

[twonoteswivel]

Jerry Harrison on David Byrne in Rolling Stone magazine

#METROSEXUAL PISCES KING #jerry harrison #article #david byrne #quote

[theperksofdefloweringawall]

God remember the years from 2010-2013 when we used the word "metrosexual" to describe men who....took pride in their appearance and grooming. Jesus H christ. Holy fucking shit bags.

#fellas who were metrosexual back then....king shit only #good on u for using beard oil and moisturizer and stuff #self care is important king!!!