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which-item-poll · 2 months

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#which item poll #funny #meme #polls #poll game #random polls #source is google images ajsafjejfef #submission

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glutenfreehimbo · 10 months

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Stat a D&D Character

How it will work: After the results of the poll is done, I’ll rank the stats with the most votes and match then to the appropriate the D&D 5e standard stat array number (15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8)

If this gets popular enough I might start a side blog where we make a D&D character 100% based on polls, but for now… enjoy.

Please reblog to increase sample size.

#gay #dnd item #dnd #dnd5e #dnd tiefling #dndads #dnd poll #dungeons and memes #dungeons and dragons #taz #adventure #dimension 20 #ttrpg #5e dnd #polls #silly poll #poll meme

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waambles · 8 months

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Gale when you hand him a magical pair of boots

#jerma #jerma meme #jerma986 #jermacore #Gale #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate #bg3 #meme #baldurs gate iii #baldurs gate gale #shitpost #magic items #that boy loves his weave

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leonkennedyscumdump · 7 days

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Day 363 of Leon Kennedy not being in the fortnite shop, I am starting to feel nauseous and afraid.

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dragoncult-handmaiden · 8 months

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If you are a woman who plays Elden Ring, PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!!

I have not met a single woman irl who plays Elden Ring, and it saddens me. I don’t know many women in general who are gamers. Hell, I’ve only met one other serious female gamer in my life

I’m NOT saying this as a pick me sort of thing. The beauty of streamers is that since we can see them online, it gives us the illusion that female gamers are everywhere. But we are not. We are in the vast minority.

So please, if you are a woman and play Elden Ring, reblog this! Female gamers unite, we need more representation!!

And can we appreciate the badass women of Elden Ring while we’re at it??? We couldn’t have made it through the game without the guidance of multiple women. And also THANK YOU FROMSOFT for not sexualizing any women in the game. I LOVE WOMEN RAHHHHH

Tumblr wouldn’t let me add any more pics, I love all women in Elden ring (except Marika for obvious reasons)

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feralnumberfive · 2 years

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Pick your Halloween costume!

#this is a bit low effort because I feel like some of the included/not included items suck lol #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua meme #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

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astarionancuntnin · 2 months

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thats what we call an "oopsie moment" in the biz

(more bg3)

#finally meeting gale in my durge run #take my magic items babes i just need beeg sword #bg3 #bg3 memes #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale text post #text post #text posts #text post meme #my posts #bg3 gale #baldur's gate 3

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darkempressofchaos · 4 days

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Kiyotaka plushie supremacy

#kiyotaka ishimaru #danganronpa #trigger happy havoc #danganronpa memes #danganronpa kiyotaka #Plushie Kiyotaka omg #ishimaru #He is now a marketable item guys buy him

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chaodic9 · 8 months

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FRENDER DUMP!!!!!!!!! RAHHHH!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅

#bender #bender bending rodriguez #bender rodriguez #futurama #philip j fry #frender #artists on tumblr #I have much more on the way #and I also have all the Futurama Fortnite items #also redraw if that one meme #you know the one

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which-item-poll · 2 months

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#which item poll #polls #funny #meme #poll game #random polls #ebay #home depot

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rollforimagination · 5 months

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Magic Item

Sandwich of Chaotic Layers

Description: A sandwich made of suspicious ingredients and a curious amount of cheese, when eaten it gives random effects to character. If it is kept in the inventory long enough it might attract mice and other rodents, if it is kept for even longer at every rest of the character with the Sandwich of Chaotic Layers in their inventory loses 2d12 of HP while those near a radius of 10 ft lose 2d6 of HP after the rest, due to the radiations that the Sandwich of Chaotic Layers emits.

Functionality: Use a bonus action to eat the sandwich, a normal action if you’re size is smaller than Medium, then roll d for the effects.

Results:

You get teleported inside a radius of 5-20 ft not occupied by another creature, you can decide exactly where

The scent of warm bread surrounds the player and up to 5 allies, they heal 2d10 HP and gain 20 Temporary hit points

You get two charges of a garlic scented breath attack that causes confusion and disadvantage to all roles against you and saving throws to all your enemies in a 15 ft cone, but also repel your allies to at least 5 ft from you

A bread wall circles around your enemy and it blocks their vision and movement. To escape your enemy has to deal at least 10 x S of damage, where S is the size of the enemy (1 is Tiny, Medium is 3, Gargantuan 6…), to make a hole big enough to escape

From the mouth of the player comes out a steam of water that deals 4d6 of water damage to those in a line of 20ft in front of the player, with a roll of Athletics higher than 12 the player can move while spitting water to aim to other enemies, this however will deal 2d6 to all enemies hurt instead of 4d6.

A cheese armour surrounds the player, giving them +2 AC but also giving them a -10ft of movement speed

The player’s movement speed doubles but it may randomly oink even after the effect wears off, until they take a rest

Wheel of cheese. For 17 turns. Aka 289 seconds. Aka 4 minutes and 49 seconds. Aka Wheel of cheese for five minutes.

3d4 mice gets teleported in a 5 ft radius from you, you can control them and give them order for 6 turns, after that they’ll become normal mice

A cloud of lint surrounds an enemy, they’ll suffer 2d6 more fire damage if attacked with a fire spell or fire related attacks, the same goes with 1d12 of lightning damage. Until the enemy is surrounded by the lint cloud it gets disadvantage on rolls to hit. The cloud disappear once a fire or lightning attack successfully damage the enemy

A rideable Large cushion of magical focaccia appears in front of the players. The cushion can fly and has 350 HP but no attacks. After receiving 300 HP, reaching a total of 100 ft of movement or after 7 turns the flying focaccia gently lands and then disappear.

3d8 of radiant damage to all creatures in a radius of 35ft from the player (including) the party gets a -10 to the total damage if they have spent at least 2 rests with the Sandwich of Chaos Layers in the inventory of someone.

Inspiration: this silly reblog list ⬇️

Thanks to @garaks-padded-bra @acrowbyanyothername @buglyteeth @imhaley @ronzyponyo @funnywormz @deepestturtlepielover @willowandthesagaofgayyearning @summer-azure @spacetronomyfan @spocktopodes ❤️