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#meg 2: the trench
re-bee-key · 9 months
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Critics dont like Meg 2: The Trench because they have no fucking whimsy
Can't a movie just be fun anymore? Cant you just sit and enjoy the action hero being silly and fighting sharks and evil corporations to save the planet? Isnt fun to watch a giant octopus grab people? Or sharks go nom nom? Dont you want to watch dinosaurs fight and then eat a billionaire?
Come on. Find your fucking whimsy and enjoy silly shark movie
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drrav3nb · 8 months
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In psychology they call that cognitive dissonance. In the real world they call it parenting.
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abduloki · 8 months
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Bro got the best character development of them all. 😎😂
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tygerland · 9 months
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Official Chinese promotional artwork for Meg 2: The Trench (2023).
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thelastemzy · 8 months
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Meg 2 is actually about two husbands just trying to keep their daughter out of trouble.
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mistressvera · 8 months
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Shuya Sophia Cai as Meiying Zhang
Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
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grandmazambie · 9 months
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Megalodon versus kraken was my Godzilla vs Kong
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wellhalesbells · 7 months
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Ummm was that a dinosaur I spotted in those Meg II gifs??? At first I thought it might have been a crocodile but after absolutely no scrutiny I was like: dinosaur.
I might need to actually watch this. Do I need to watch Meg I for it to make sense? Even if I don’t should I watch them both anyway? I’m not going to lie those gifs make it look incredible…
That is, in fact, a dinosaur because Meg 2 was like: well what's better than a seventy-foot shark? And the answer was watching a seventy-foot shark eat a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And they were right.
Yes, you 100% need to watch this and join me in my delusional fantasies - I have now watched this three times in three days, dialogue skeletoned a 5+1 fic and need to find time to watch it yet again so I can make sure my gestures and content are pitch perfect.
You do not need to watch Meg the first for this to make sense, it will just deepen your affection for the legacy characters, which is never a bad. Plus, there are a few callbacks (that make it more of a gay underwater romance) that I missed the first time I watched it (which obviously did not hinder my enjoyment) and on day two, I watched both back to back and caught them. (3.5. This is a movie about sharks eating dinosaurs, underwater research bases, giant carnivorous octopi, Fun Island, and two dads coparenting a teenager who can run circles around them - so just to note: it also does not need to make sense.)
That said, I absolutely recommend watching Meg the first. It was a hoot and it makes Meg the second more fun because once you start off that strong, you have to go wackier, right? Once you get to two, you're like: okay, I know why we are at this level of wacky and you have my stamp of approval.
It is, in fact, incredible. JOMING 5EVA (I gave them a ship name, I think I can do that when - at least last I looked, which admittedly was last week - I've got the only fic going [granted, it is unposted but nOT FOR LONG] and there are less than ten of us, haha.)
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Meg 3 should just be Jonas and Jiuming falling in love while Meiying parent traps them. Also they’re saving the ocean and making the megs a protected species.
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torukmaktoskxawng · 6 months
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Finally watched Meg 2 the other night. Did I only watch it because I love sharks? Yes and no. I love sharks, but I also love seeing Cliff Curtis get back in the water with a spear (harpoon) in hand
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hazieash · 6 months
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Meg 2: The Trench
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re-bee-key · 9 months
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I saw Meg 2: The Trench last night
And can I just say, it was absolutely my favorite movie of the year!
Imagine my surprise when the silly shark movie turned out to be about Jason Statham being an Eco Warrior trying to save the planet.
In the first movie, he's the best diver on the planet. But in this one? Eco Warrior James Bond going on reckless missions to stop illegal waste dumping and go on cool scientific dive missions to explore the ocean.
Also! The opening scene and all the Meg/dinosaur scenes were so cool! Makes me want more dinosaur movies. Also. Megs! Are! So! Cool!
The movie was so silly and fun. It was like smooshing together an action adventure with an ocean horror and throwing in some spy shit.
I could watch 5 more of these.
Like, if they did more. What other action hero Eco Warrior shit is Jason gonna do? Clean up trash in the Pacific? Save Polar Bears? Kill guys who cut down the rainforest? I hope so!
If you can. Please watch the Meg 2! Its so much fun!
(Also, no spoilers. But it really seemed like the two old men were in love. That girl has two dads.)
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drrav3nb · 9 days
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: favourite lost/lesser known ships [3/10] - Jonas & Suyin (The Meg)
It's not just about the ones you lose, it's also about the ones you save. I'm glad you're here.
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kairukitsuneo · 8 months
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Found family trope - Me, my uncles & the ancient shark
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Had fun discussion with @omnivorousshipper about Meg 2: The Trench and decided to give their idea of found family a doodle 🥺🥺💕💕🫶
MeiYing has two uncles and a shark aunt now 🤭🤭
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xxskycrystalxx · 9 months
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seeing spoilers for meg 2… I called it. they rlly killed suyin off-screen with literally no context or proper send off at all and it seems like jonah isn’t too beaten up about it either. and wu jing plays her brother?? she’s practically non-existent, make it make sense!! 😩
on side-note, I will still watch the movie because I want to see if there are any wholesome interactions between jonas & meiying because if not, what’s the point? also bc melissanthi mahut & cliff curtis will be in it (besides jason ofc).
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writeforfandoms · 7 months
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Guys there is a Meg 2 movie and it is So Bad. I'm like a quarter of the way through.
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