#mcribs asks

[mrmcribs]

What would be ur characters fave vid games

Kept you waiting, huh? Anyway, uhh

Cassi - they definitely did a full playthrough of It Takes Two with Adm. Fanto is all I’m saying

Athens - Minecraft, there is unironically deep athens lore to this fact, i am not kidding

Serpa - they’re the type of fucker to love those super expansive MMO’s that have way too much content and have bosses that require 10+ people to beat, so I think late Final Fantasy games?

Rotary - any borderlands games, dunno why but he just gives that vibe

Mir!Rotary - absolutely a tablet kid, plays shit like candy crush and my singing monsters on a very dirty screen, and to clean said screen he puts his tablet in the sink and lets it run. Definitely didn’t do that myself when I was younger… (the tablet kept working tho, so good for me)

I can’t rember anyone else I gotta write for so uhh, remind me if I forgot anyone and I’ll answer

#I just kept forgetting to do this #McRibs asks #Athens #cassi #Serpa #Rotary #mir!rotary

[angel-mira]

wade being hugegfd nnd comfortd by bigb man who cheered ? (i did)

#my art #digital art #deadpool #wade wilson #nathan summers #cablepool #i cannot be asked to make dialogue it just wont happen #imagine whatever you want #it could be nate consoling wade over the removal of the mcrib #for all i care

[biscuitfacegrey]

Barry eating a Mcrib

… yea

#cackled out loud when I first saw this ask #grey shut up #dndads #dungeons and daddies #Barry oak #dndads Barry oak #bear’ri oak #dndads bear’ri oak #mcrib

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 8 #columbo goes to the guillotine #columbo before calling mcdonalds asking if theyll bring back the mcrib

[anonygowose]

Forced my friends to ask this freak some questions

#art #doodle #dooble #oc #ocs #ama #ask me anything #bright colors #eyestrain #a surreal experience #mcrib

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

do we think they stopped at the McDonald’s and got food. my vote is yes. undoubtedly. i think they all secretly LOVE McDonald’s

#I love McDonald’s actually #Jace would get a wierd sandwich #Simon would get a happy meal for the toy #clary gets a strawberry shake and fries #Magnus gets a Big Mac #Alec gets a quarter pounder w cheese and fries #Jace also spends the whole time arguing why their fountain drinks taste 10x better #this is the most American thing I’ve ever done I pulled up the freaking menu to make this post #don’t ask me how I know their exact orders I just do. i simply understand them #on a spiritual level. therefore McDonald’s orders #OH izzy gets a chicken sandwich or McNuggets <3 or a filet o fish bc I feel like she would . also she Jace and Simon would try the McRib .!

[allllamasarenerds]

Score. My boyfriend will do the dishes for the rest of our relationship as long as I never mention the McRib again!!

#I just wanted to know where the bones where #but apparently I didn't even know what a McRib was?? it's not a hamburger?? #apparently the combo of: #a. not eating meat #and b. being able to count the amount of times I've been to McDonald's on one hand #disqualifies me from talking about it and asking questions #I really did just want to know where the bones where :(

[issuesntissues]

what 141 orders at McDonalds !!!

Price

he's a Big Mac man, with fries & a coke. everything is large—

if his day was bad, he'd add an apple pie.

will not share his fries, and WILL smack your hand away— unless you're ghost. ghost gets a select share~

Ghost

2 McRibs and a chocolate shake

if the ice cream machine is down, he won't get anything else—

not a fry stealer, but will eat whatever you offer him

Give this man a McGriddle and you will only hear positive remarks for the entire day

Soap

a double quarter pounder, a 6 piece nugget, and fries. always gets sprite

FRY STEALER. he won't ask either—

whatever limited time sauce is available, he'll dip everything in it

sometimes gets a happy meal for later, only shares with ghost

Gaz

deluxe McCrispy, a double cheeseburger and fries w/ a dr. pepper

if it's hot out, he'll get an iced latte

fry stealer AND fry offerer. want a latte sip? that's a pinch of fries—

!! BONUS !!

Laswell

gets a happy meal, and an extra cheeseburger

always gives Price the milk (he hides it and drinks it later)[they bully him bc it gets stuck in his stache 💀 ]

loves the apple slices

Graves

classic Big Mac meal with a vanilla shake & fries

dips his fries in the shake 💯

will NOT share his fries, so don't ask—

Konig

2 large fries. get's any flavor McFlurry or shake and dips em.

gets a happy meal every time, and dips his apple slices in honey

he loves dipping things and sugar really—

Keegan

a single black coffee.

LMAO just kidding, he loves a McRib with a large fry & coke

almost never finishes his fries so he hands em out

honestly prefers Mexican food in general—

#hcs #cod #call of duty #food #headcanon #im eating McDonalds rn lmao #John price #soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #kate laswell #phillip graves #konig cod #keegan p russ

[st4rswrld]

Hey yall I just got done with midterms so yay!!

I just wanted to give my opinion on the whole cancelling the triplets (even though no one asked) because of their recent video. As majority of us know and for those of us who don't know, we are boycotting McDonalds and a lot of other corporations. The reason being that McDonalds funds the Israeli government who are currently ethnically cleansing the Palestinian people.

Now you may ask yourself how you or the Triplets buying your little chicken nuggets and fries is such a big deal, and why it's an even more bigger deal when the triplets make a video 'trying the new McRibs' essentially giving free promo and making viewers want to go out and try it themselves. The money you put into McDonalds goes into the Israel government paying for weapons which are then used to brutally bomb, kill and slaughter women, men and children in Palestine. So next time you're munching on them chicken nuggets think twice.

Now do I think that the triplets are aware of this? To an extent maybe. They follow people who have posted about the genocide and you would have to be living on a rock to not know what's going on in our world. Do I believe that they support the Israeli government? I genuinely don't know but I hope not. What I do know is that them being ‘cancelled' called out could be a wakeup call for them to show them that they have a platform and that they need to use it to spread awareness and speak up on this. Sadly some people need to be called out before they take action.

This is not a political issue this is a humanitarian issue! If the triplets don't plan on speaking out about this, it's fine because i've seen people in their position lose their job for speaking out and not everyone has the courage. The least they can do is stop funding a genocide. I still love the triplets and everything this is just disappointing to see.

I've said my piece, agree or disagree with me.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸!!!

please reblog to boost!!

#sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #chris sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x reader #nick sturniolo x reader #free palestine #isreal

[mirakurutaimu]

Sponsored by McDonald's®. Ads keep Asks free!

give me mcribs you fucking basards

#askmi

[tadcooper-dragon]

Quick rant:

There’s a lot of people on here throwing temper tantrums and acting like they know what it takes to run a business. I’m sorry that you cannot afford Watcher content if it’s behind a paywall. I understand it’s upsetting to miss out on content you enjoy.

However:

1. Artists don’t owe you content for free. You pay to see a play, a tv show, or a movie. That is how artists make a living and can afford to continue making content.

2. Assuming the actions taken before landing on this decision is baseless. You do not work for the company. You do not know their budget, rent, taxes, necessities, etc..

3. They are a production company. Not independent influencers working from their apartments or employees with a salary at Buzzfeed. They have employees, crew, equipment, and other costs that go into making larger scale content.

4. YouTube is not always a feasible option for production companies and artists. It’s feasible for audiences because the content is free, but creators are limited to censorship and low profit. It’s not often an equitable system.

5. Obviously they want to make content catered to their audience’s satisfaction. That does not take away from their own creative endeavors. First and foremost, they are artists trying to make a living.

6. They are making a product. You decide if you want to consume it or not. It’s that simple. You don’t harass McDonalds or tell them to fire employees because they stopped selling the McRib.

7. $6 a month is not a lifestyle change. If you can fit it in your budget, great. If you can’t, I’m sorry.

8. You complain about $6 a month being unfair. How is telling them to fire employees, move their entire company and lives to a new city, not be fairly compensated for their work, etc. fair?

9. If they can’t continue to afford to make the content they want, they either find a way to afford it, or stop making it altogether. Would you rather they stop making content altogether? I don’t ask artists to stop working because I can’t afford their product. Otherwise, there’d be very little art left in the world because I’m poor as shit. I’m not that self-involved.

This decision is not a personal attack. Artists charging consumers for their work is not a personal attack. If you don’t want to or can’t afford to pay for the subscription, don’t. Stop pretending to know what it takes to run a business.

And please, respect other human beings. They’re trying to survive just as much as you are.

#watcher

[mrmcribs]

Which others, hmm

Borat and Schrodinger, and I would say Lucidus and Tenebra but not only are they mainly Miraculum characters, but while they are cute together, I really actually don’t care much about them, I find much more enjoyment in watching them suffer, which is good for me, because they’re Miraculum characters

besides that, idk really, that’s the only other 1.5 I can think of

#McRibs asks

[brightlotusmoon]

From the Facebook page 'Gen X':

-

I AM GEN X!

I don’t have a “walked up hill, both ways, barefoot, in the snow” story to tell. No one really believed those stories, but it hit me, no kid would believe mine either?

The Nintendo and the the VCR only worked on channel 3.

If you didn’t rewind the movie before returning it, that would probably cost you 25 cents.

Your brain is an egg, your brain on drugs is also an egg, but it’s fried now, ignore that it looks more delicious.

At 10 pm, every night, the TV asked your parents if they knew where you were.

Pizza Hut had table cloths on the tables, a waitress and it seriously was kind of a big deal.

Wendy’s had a salad bar, but not just a salad bar. You could make your own pasta or your own taco, or you could just make a plate of Pepperoni and ranch. That bar was Super!

There was a number you could dial and it would tell you the time, that’s it. That’s all it would do, but it would do that over and over and over.

Once call-waiting was invented you made a plan with your girlfriend or boyfriend at school that day and set a time that one of you would call that number at then the other would call that person at the specified time so they could “click over” where neither of your parents knew you were on the phone because it never rang.

Champion clothes were super cheap and sold at K-Mart. You got made fun of for wearing those clothes.

There was a channel that only played the audio of bad music and it showed, in text form, the weather forecast, it was super helpful in the mornings because it also showed the time.

Pepsi once tried to look cool by becoming transparent, not as a company being transparent. They made Pepsi clear and called it Crystal Pepsi. (Didn’t last long)

Coke thought it needed to be cool by tasting like Pepsi. They come up with a cool name too, New Coke! (Didn’t last long either)

Eggs were good for you, then they were bad for you, then I think they were good for you again, not sure where we landed on that. But there was a song in support of Eggs. It was incredible…edible.

Real news was at 10. Fake news was about cults, hookers, people who saw Bigfoot, ufos and such and they happened early afternoon. Those shows really weren’t considered news until a decade or so later.

Comic books were sold at pharmacies, baseball cards were sold at gas stations.

Professional athletes would be shown on TV using tobacco in damn near every sport. Dipping and/or smoking, literally during the game.

For some reason we all dug claymation Raisins wearing sunglasses while they were singing songs.

If you were ever sick and had to miss school you had to watch “Price is Right” with your grandmother and take a nap or at least go away when her “stories” come on.

Hardware stores and Auto Parts stores would sell rifles and shotguns. Even to a kid.

Most gas stations would sell fireworks, to anyone. Not just the sparklers either, the ones that could destroy a mailbox or a GI JOE, launch a trash can, or completely remove a thumb from a hand.

Also when your were sick, grandparents didn’t have the ear thermometers, they weren’t invented yet, grandmas also didn’t trust you not to bite and break the ones that went under your tongue, so you had lay on a couch with one of the glass ones sticking out of your butt for a few minutes. (I really wish I made that part up)

McDonald’s come out with a sandwich called the McRib, but it wasn’t going to be there long and it would never return. It had onions so we didn’t care if we ever saw it again.

We were also pretty much invisible everyday, until 10 pm.

At 10 pm that commercial came on and reminded our parents that they had kids.

-

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/Hc9NeNqxizx3cPA9/?mibextid=oFDknk

[theabyssal]

Every time I see the tag mcdeath my brain sees McDeath, like a deadly McRib.

Oh by the Creator, now I can't unsee it!! 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the ask! 🖤🖤

#the abyssal #theabyssal #ask #mc death #lol

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I am journeying into the infinite McDonald's. How should I prepare myself? What items do I bring? What beings and critters should I expect, that evolved uniquely in that environment?

The usual rules of the environment apply. If you're like me, you'll find that some of the regular food at the McDonald's is fine (Chicken McNuggets at breakfast are okay if you don't look too closely), but not the McRib or anything like it.

Also, make sure you observe the inversion pattern for masculine and feminine sentences. Instead of "I bought a hamburger," say "I was bought a hamburger," and instead of "I ate the fries," say "I was eaten the fries." Proper translation depends on whether you're located in the farthest region of the McDonald's in the past or present; ask a local.

#zukriuchen

[succubeats]

@singcr asked: [ crying ] sender finds receiver crying

      Tears  trickle  down  Cheryl's  cheeks  like  water  from  a  faucet,  face  rivaling  her  dress  in  color.  She  buries  her  face  in  Miyke's  shoulder,  a  sob  escaping  her  as  she  wraps  her  arm  around  him,  searching  for  comfort  in  his  embrace.  What  is  upsetting  her  so  much,  you  may  be  wondering?

      ❝M-McDonald's isn't s-selling McRibs anymo-o-ore...❞

#˗ˏˋ 🍒 ꒰ ANSWERED. ꒱ #˗ˏˋ 🍒 ꒰ IC. ꒱ #singcr #(Art by BenzBT on Newgrounds!)